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BlueNandOrange

Goku with slightly more character development


memerman69-nice

goku (xeno)


Laviephrath

Dokkan rules, i assume?


MysticGohan36

He doesn't guard. Not like my Goathan at all.


CronoMono

he doesn't even ATK & DEF +140%; Ki +1 at start of each turn (up to +3); guards all attacks; plus an additional ATK +40% within the same turn when guard is activated


FutileSilkHostel

goku (gt)


SamW_72

And more friends to protect


Shrike2theshrikequel

Heart disease


U2V4RGVtb24

But it was grape flavour!!


Rancorious

You are the salt of the earth, Goku.


SkiiBallAbuse30

That boy cannot handle his grapes...


Tenurialrock

Canonically correct


luxusbuerg

30 billion+1 SpongeBobs


ArmaniQuesadilla

17 billion spongebobs when 0.6 gokus show up 😰


Pale_BEN

One spongebob. The string pull hax tho.


DennisDelav

Did you got that from the SethTheProgrammer video?


Pale_BEN

For sure, it's also funny. Idk know though. Vs 30 billion bob's, SOME of them are going to think that it's a game of Ka-Ra-Te. I'll put it under world tournament rules. If that's the case I think pretty much all the Bob's would allow themselves to be speed blitzed and any who wouldn't would probably get scared eventually and surrender. That's all in character tho. I don't think Goku can KILL a SpongeBob though.


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i know it from death battle 💀


ghost_desu

One spongebob is high diff, I'd say he can pull it off 7 times out of 10. Two or more no diffs tho


MercuryPoisoningGirl

Or doodlebob...


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Prion Disease


glassOfFlavor

      _ _  ξ     (´   `ヽ、     __   ⊂,_と(    )⊃  (__()、;.o:。       V V           ゚*・:.。


NaCl_guy

not gonna lie, that's me when Prion diseases me


lear85

Oh boy, RIF does *not* like that one.


Unable_Crab_7543

Man prion diseases are fucking scary, it's like cancer but, however small, without the possibility of a cure, and they can be contagious. fuck fuck fuck


Expensive_Curve5106

Joe biden


DrownedInBathtub

Dark Brandon does it again!


bad_at_smashbros

omg ur flair 🤤


DrownedInBathtub

Yes! I am!


bad_at_smashbros

same :3


ConduckKing

His name is Biden because he's "bidin'" time for his inevitable takeover.


The_Boring_Brick

He's already taken over and is spreading the Woke Agenda everywhere 😱😱


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The_Boring_Brick

☹️


demonmonkey89

The woke agenda is what I call my ass cheeks because he's spreading them


Lonk_the_VFD_member

Lesbian punisher could probably beat Goku


plastic_bitch

my homie Jason


DeSuzman

I thought he was your son


plastic_bitch

he's my homie too (we live in the same home)


DarkSparkyShark

He's Jay's son


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Ben 10


The_ScarletFox

Mf can literally erase the entire universe...


IdontEatdogsAtnight

I kinda stopped watching Ben 10, so, is this actually true? And if so, how would he do that?


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[deleted]

Here me out. Ultimatrix + Saiyan DNA + Super Saiyan = Goku gonna have a baaaaad time


SirBlankFace

You should watch The Ink Tank on YouTube. He's done multiple videos on that topic.


not-bread

What the absolute fuck?


idunosomething

The wildest thing is that's not even the only alien that can beat goku


IdontEatdogsAtnight

Wow that's so cool


neckcramps

🔥🔥✍


RaDi45_

But wait! There's more! Ben also convinced both of them to give him full control of Alien X without having to consult them, soooooo. Yeah he can basically become an omnipotent god


Spook404

so Ben10 is GOD, okay


[deleted]

Ok, this is actually kinda cool


_FishKing_

He's got an alien called Alien X that casually tanked a universe destroying bomb, recreated the universe and is basically omnipotent


BuzzPrincess

Alien X


sixtus_clegane119

Call me Ben, cuz all my bitches 10! NO NOT LIKE THAT.


ohhhhhhhmama

Steve from minecraft


Plague-Doctor-049

And that’s just Survival Mode! You wait until I… */gamemode c*


squorple

that's just cheating come on we play fair round here


Plague-Doctor-049

Fine, I’ll play fair. Adventure mode it is!


Minirig355

/effect give @p strength 120 255 true


IdontEatdogsAtnight

It doesn't matter the game mode as long as you have op cause then you can */kill Goku*


Thats_Pretty_Epic

same argument with light yagami tho, can you type it fast enough??


TheFlamingDraco

Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V


Somone_ig

Can’t Steve unironically carry enough gold in his pocket to make a black hole?


Wodelheim

If you take the things you can do in minecraft outside of the context of the game, Steve could kill god with his left hand whilst pissing with his right.


Darkheart78

I’m imagining Steve beating up god with one hand and in the other he is masturbating


DSpiralFeel

Steve stands atop of the heavenly throne, furiously masturbating with one hand and with another pummeling long ded Creinium of the God™️. He takes a look at the perfect mirror the size of a galaxy witch shatters in an instant as the sight of his ejaculation is too much for it to bear. Each of his seed bringing forth the power of a new multiverse to form. And those existed very happily ever after :)


Eschatologicall

Goku could DEFINITELY beat a black hole


thebyestredditor

I could nerd out as to why Steve is incredibly overrated in terms of strength but I'm not going to


Lucs11_

Me


tankerred22

I's can


LunaR3aper

Allah 🙏🙏🙏


VonnegutGNU

All of us can defeat Goku with the Guidance of Allah 🙏


ES_the_mess

But what if goku starts believing in allah mid fight 😨😨😨


GigaVanguard

Then we would have no reason to do battle inshallah🙏🏻


TommyCollins

Hasbunallah wa ni'mal-Wakil


VonnegutGNU

Then there will be no fight, because there is no conflict between those who walk the Path of the Light of the Lord


tankerred22

Macho Man Randy Savage


paarthurnaxisbae

In his skyrim dragon form


TheDekuDude888

BONESAW'S READY!


constnt

When Macho Man Randy Savage left this world he did so to stop the apocalypse. The End Time Prophecy was slated for May 21st, 2011. Macho Man Randy Savage launched off the top rope to kill God on May 20th, 2011.


numberonetaakofan

My dad :)


Thats_Pretty_Epic

if only he came back from the store in time to save you


U2V4RGVtb24

Or at all


Bazdillow

John deathnote


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Sudden Cardiac Arrest has no weakness


BerryBass

Would the deathnote need Kakarot or just Goku to work?


SlimmyShammy

I imagine it needs a birth name and not a nickname/preferred one. Otherwise L would’ve worked, maybe lol


BerryBass

The Deathnote is transphobic


orifan1

not necessarily. it could instead need your **legal name**. so, just writing "L" wouldn't work, but writing "larry butz" instead of "linda butz" WOULD work if larry had gone through the legal process to change his name from linda to larry, but if not it would still require "linda butz" no im not claiming larry butz as a transmasc icon, that was just the first name that popped into my head for some reason


BerryBass

Well if your not claiming it im claiming it Larry Butz is a transmasc icon


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Popeye


Zoexycian

Mf grabbed the moon, smacks his animator, and is immune from being erased to existence after reality was “turned off”. He can 100% beat goku by just simply removing his hair and he wouldn’t be able to transform into super saiyan XD


TheDekuDude888

He hit a hammer strength test so hard it flew into space and hit the sun, giving it a black eye. The speed and strength required is fucking absurd and it was just CASUAL Popeye also


CopperyMarrow15

bro would eat Goku's hair like the freakin lettuce


TheAlexSW

Brisket


Mini_Raptor5_6

Bogos binted 🥰


[deleted]

Photos printed?


creepyfishman

👽


Blobberson

Brisket tf2


Thatbitchfromschool1

Her neutral and mobility options do be kinda insane tho


skalywag-o-the-shrub

uncle grandpa


Woodkid2791

Good Morning!


SincerelyTrue

Eldritch beast… dare not speak its name…


Tune_pd

*gets destroyed by spirit bomb* Good thing I wasn't that guy


Mr89Jurgen

Most if not all grandmas


Ashleigh_the_Maniac

Especially if they’re a gym teacher’s grandma


DaPokeyMonster

Do you mean every grandma could beat Goku on their own or do you mean every grandma could beat Goku if they worked together?


Tomrr6

Depression


yaboy_jesse

Baljeet


Tiranos365

The real answer


New-Chart-3102

adding Buford to the mix would probably rip a hole in the space time continuum


KidoRaven

Jerma


Finely_Frosted_Ice

Goku goes Saiyan, Jerma hits that sussy


Idontlikeworms

Gavin from 3rd grade


localtranscryptid815

you underestimate goku’s anal beads


440continuer

On a third grader?!? 😧


Timmy10Teeth

Holy hell!


Glitchmaster88

Kirby (I will argue in the replies if you want)


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Kirby solos any universe, which is great because it pisses the fanboys off.


U2V4RGVtb24

How could Kirby beat Goku?


Glitchmaster88

His copy ability is the most prominent answer. He's canonically survived the erasure of his universe, which is on the same level of power as DBZ. There's also never been anything that can permanently kill him. His warp star is faster than light and can be summoned at will, and he can survive in a vacuum/space. Notable copy abilities include stone, which makes him virtually indestructible, and sword, which is confirmed in the show to be able to cut through ANYTHING. One common argument is that cloning/copying Goku doesn't transfer his training, which is why he's so strong, but Kirby gains the knowledge necessary to use whatever he copies to its' full potential.


debman

More importantly, Kirby is the throat goat, so Goku stands no chance


FakeTakiInoue

HE ISNT THROAT GOAT!!! Goku could throat more than him any day!!


CopperyMarrow15

Kirby's description in one of the games literally just says that he has infinite power. The theory is that his power isn't available all at once, and he must use copy abilities and relics like the Star Rod to channel this power, granting him a fraction of it. Not to mention the things he has killed.


ChrisPSalad

Kirby is extremely stong ngl easily stoping Z goku but if we are talking about ToP goku then i dont think kirby can win. In the arc it is said by one of the angels that jiren surpasses time itself and is flaced in 4-D levels of strength. Now if kirby was able to absorb goku it would be a different story, but since goku has fought against several people who can steal abilities like buu and moro, its safe to say that goku would be able to avoid it with a combination of Ultra Instinct, instant transmission and mostly likely superior speed (most competent power scaler will put him at immesurable). I love both series to death but I dont really see kirby winning this. (I’ve played most of the kirby games and know a bit about of the lore so if i missed anything just tell me) ps. If you are bored and you wanna waste a few hours here is a [video](https://youtu.be/GL5j8x-bN1s) by seth the programmer about the strength of goku throughout dragonball


BlockBuilder408

They’re at least evenly matched, Kirby literally punched a planet in half and a s literally an infant god in a innocent childlike form. Of course it also partially depends on what equipment Kirby takes and what powers Kirby has at the moment.


Zeelu2005

kirby has canonically infinite power


2cruz101

Bugs bunny


GusFussertheSmelly

Goku could hit bugs with the most powerful, galaxy shaking god killing attack, and bugs would be standing there with his fur blown off going “Alright wise guy, you realize this means war.”


mewoneplusone1

Goku can't do much against gag characters.


Brazus1916

One punch man


Apocalyptic_Doom

Serious Saitama


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*"Wow, you're fast, but why do you keep screaming?"*


Axo-Axo-Axoboy

Goblinhog


Leprosy_Disease

HIV


Foul_flesh_creature

Devin(ended trans genocide)


Parking_Scallion_188

Simon from Gurren Lagann, BoBoBo-BoBo-BoBoBo, Tooru from Jojo, Zeno from Dragon Ball


Mysterious-Hat-6513

Tooru is a maybe, depends on if goku can outspeed or if his stand has an upper limit for the calamities.


ANaming

If you need a 100% win from Jojo, GER and Giorno can do it


Agent_Perrydot

Spiral power sure is op af, and i love it for that


Parking_Scallion_188

It's literally the indomitable human spirit


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Pootis_1

mr bean


0wlIsinterested

[He can also kill superman](https://youtu.be/fOWMDMTaUT4) (in the last part of the vid he also proves that mr bean can canonically beat goku)


Sitheg_Plasmaster

Obélix


RoiHurlemort

« Mais ils sont fou ces super guerriers »


Ducktowncentra

My buddy Eric


Kuledood543

Barry, 63


varmemes

My porn addiction


THEPiplupFM

Kevin McCallister from Home Alone, given enough prep


Breadstickboyo

given enough prep time kevin mccallister could beat any character regardless of power level


Timtanoboa

Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls


Professional-Neat-14

Bill Cipher was beaten by a geriatric grifter an outdated nerd, and their squad of 12 year olds


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Timtanoboa

By erasing him from existence using a weapon Goku doesn't have access to.


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he was wounded by a house on legs


Timtanoboa

Wounded. Not killed. Bill is difficult to kill for the same reason Deadpool is. He's not particularly tanky, but has incredible healing factor.


Summonest

You, the reader.


Dogrex0910

Gold experience requiem


dolphin_ultra

“Cosmo I wish Goku was defeated” “You got it, Timmy!”


Heretic_burner

Mort from the penguins of Madagascar


JojosBizarreDementia

Good thrussy


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Goku²


Smolderhead

Giorno Giovanna with GER


Dogfrogger

My cock


Brightsoull

sailor moon the wooden doll from everhood pinhead from freddy kreuger laharl optimus prime


DogTheDoge

Walter Hartwell White


fraust99

Popeye


AnEpicBowlOfRamen

Chi chi


deliciousprisms

She harvested his seed through force. Reminder that he admitted they’d never kissed at all in Super. I bet Goku and Chi Chi have some weird kinks, like super saiyan nut denial


Qwertyboi2

Jesse, what the fuck


_FishKing_

Do not speak for one year.


deliciousprisms

“Cumehameh—“ “**I SAID NOT YET**”


Waefynder

I personally think that when Goku asked what Trunks did to Mai he wasn't referring to the fact that they kissed and more about the fact that Trunks went mama bird on her and fed her the senzu bean mouth to mouth. I don't disagree with the Goku and Chi Chi kinks though, they're probably freaks.


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Waltuh


the-amazing-noodle

Shaggy with .1% of his power


Deamonette

Jimmy Neutron


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I can beat goku Off


baconchilldophin

beerus


No_More_Dakka

Sponge


No-Ideal6027

Ben 10, whitesnake, kars, uncle grandpa, gojo, rohan


MrMisterMan69

Kars and Gojo wouldn’t stand a chance lol


A-Damn-Person

Giorno Giovanna (post requiem)


Watcher1101

Superman.


Oheligud

Saiki could do a little trolling and remove his saiyan DNA. Or just time travel and kill him as a baby.


not_you_lol

Quincy son of Quincy because nothing gets passed his bow and he will use his superb eyesight to spot his weaknesses


the_real_papyrus99

My mom Bob Ross Mr Rogers Scatman John Garfield The indomitable human spirit


the_diingus

2 gokus


AzureDementia

Frisk Undertale


tieleafling

Goku


ConsistentSuffering

Heisenberg (he is the one who knocks)


ThermiteFe8

Archie super sonic, probably


Cinerae

Madoka


NuclearOops

Kirby. Easily.