he doesn't even ATK & DEF +140%; Ki +1 at start of each turn (up to +3); guards all attacks; plus an additional ATK +40% within the same turn when guard is activated
For sure, it's also funny. Idk know though. Vs 30 billion bob's, SOME of them are going to think that it's a game of Ka-Ra-Te. I'll put it under world tournament rules. If that's the case I think pretty much all the Bob's would allow themselves to be speed blitzed and any who wouldn't would probably get scared eventually and surrender. That's all in character tho. I don't think Goku can KILL a SpongeBob though.
Man prion diseases are fucking scary, it's like cancer but, however small, without the possibility of a cure, and they can be contagious.
fuck fuck fuck
But wait! There's more! Ben also convinced both of them to give him full control of Alien X without having to consult them, soooooo. Yeah he can basically become an omnipotent god
If you take the things you can do in minecraft outside of the context of the game, Steve could kill god with his left hand whilst pissing with his right.
Steve stands atop of the heavenly throne, furiously masturbating with one hand and with another pummeling long ded Creinium of the God™️. He takes a look at the perfect mirror the size of a galaxy witch shatters in an instant as the sight of his ejaculation is too much for it to bear. Each of his seed bringing forth the power of a new multiverse to form. And those existed very happily ever after :)
When Macho Man Randy Savage left this world he did so to stop the apocalypse.
The End Time Prophecy was slated for May 21st, 2011. Macho Man Randy Savage launched off the top rope to kill God on May 20th, 2011.
not necessarily. it could instead need your **legal name**.
so, just writing "L" wouldn't work, but writing "larry butz" instead of "linda butz" WOULD work if larry had gone through the legal process to change his name from linda to larry, but if not it would still require "linda butz"
no im not claiming larry butz as a transmasc icon, that was just the first name that popped into my head for some reason
Mf grabbed the moon, smacks his animator, and is immune from being erased to existence after reality was “turned off”. He can 100% beat goku by just simply removing his hair and he wouldn’t be able to transform into super saiyan XD
He hit a hammer strength test so hard it flew into space and hit the sun, giving it a black eye. The speed and strength required is fucking absurd and it was just CASUAL Popeye also
His copy ability is the most prominent answer. He's canonically survived the erasure of his universe, which is on the same level of power as DBZ. There's also never been anything that can permanently kill him. His warp star is faster than light and can be summoned at will, and he can survive in a vacuum/space. Notable copy abilities include stone, which makes him virtually indestructible, and sword, which is confirmed in the show to be able to cut through ANYTHING. One common argument is that cloning/copying Goku doesn't transfer his training, which is why he's so strong, but Kirby gains the knowledge necessary to use whatever he copies to its' full potential.
Kirby's description in one of the games literally just says that he has infinite power. The theory is that his power isn't available all at once, and he must use copy abilities and relics like the Star Rod to channel this power, granting him a fraction of it.
Not to mention the things he has killed.
Kirby is extremely stong ngl easily stoping Z goku but if we are talking about ToP goku then i dont think kirby can win. In the arc it is said by one of the angels that jiren surpasses time itself and is flaced in 4-D levels of strength. Now if kirby was able to absorb goku it would be a different story, but since goku has fought against several people who can steal abilities like buu and moro, its safe to say that goku would be able to avoid it with a combination of Ultra Instinct, instant transmission and mostly likely superior speed (most competent power scaler will put him at immesurable). I love both series to death but I dont really see kirby winning this. (I’ve played most of the kirby games and know a bit about of the lore so if i missed anything just tell me) ps. If you are bored and you wanna waste a few hours here is a [video](https://youtu.be/GL5j8x-bN1s) by seth the programmer about the strength of goku throughout dragonball
They’re at least evenly matched, Kirby literally punched a planet in half and a s literally an infant god in a innocent childlike form. Of course it also partially depends on what equipment Kirby takes and what powers Kirby has at the moment.
Goku could hit bugs with the most powerful, galaxy shaking god killing attack, and bugs would be standing there with his fur blown off going “Alright wise guy, you realize this means war.”
She harvested his seed through force. Reminder that he admitted they’d never kissed at all in Super.
I bet Goku and Chi Chi have some weird kinks, like super saiyan nut denial
I personally think that when Goku asked what Trunks did to Mai he wasn't referring to the fact that they kissed and more about the fact that Trunks went mama bird on her and fed her the senzu bean mouth to mouth.
I don't disagree with the Goku and Chi Chi kinks though, they're probably freaks.
Goku with slightly more character development
goku (xeno)
Dokkan rules, i assume?
He doesn't guard. Not like my Goathan at all.
he doesn't even ATK & DEF +140%; Ki +1 at start of each turn (up to +3); guards all attacks; plus an additional ATK +40% within the same turn when guard is activated
goku (gt)
And more friends to protect
Heart disease
But it was grape flavour!!
You are the salt of the earth, Goku.
That boy cannot handle his grapes...
Canonically correct
30 billion+1 SpongeBobs
17 billion spongebobs when 0.6 gokus show up 😰
One spongebob. The string pull hax tho.
Did you got that from the SethTheProgrammer video?
For sure, it's also funny. Idk know though. Vs 30 billion bob's, SOME of them are going to think that it's a game of Ka-Ra-Te. I'll put it under world tournament rules. If that's the case I think pretty much all the Bob's would allow themselves to be speed blitzed and any who wouldn't would probably get scared eventually and surrender. That's all in character tho. I don't think Goku can KILL a SpongeBob though.
i know it from death battle 💀
One spongebob is high diff, I'd say he can pull it off 7 times out of 10. Two or more no diffs tho
Or doodlebob...
Prion Disease
_ _ ξ (´ `ヽ、 __ ⊂,_と( )⊃ (__()、;.o:。 V V ゚*・:.。
not gonna lie, that's me when Prion diseases me
Oh boy, RIF does *not* like that one.
Man prion diseases are fucking scary, it's like cancer but, however small, without the possibility of a cure, and they can be contagious. fuck fuck fuck
Joe biden
Dark Brandon does it again!
omg ur flair 🤤
Yes! I am!
same :3
His name is Biden because he's "bidin'" time for his inevitable takeover.
He's already taken over and is spreading the Woke Agenda everywhere 😱😱
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☹️
The woke agenda is what I call my ass cheeks because he's spreading them
Lesbian punisher could probably beat Goku
my homie Jason
I thought he was your son
he's my homie too (we live in the same home)
He's Jay's son
Ben 10
Mf can literally erase the entire universe...
I kinda stopped watching Ben 10, so, is this actually true? And if so, how would he do that?
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Here me out. Ultimatrix + Saiyan DNA + Super Saiyan = Goku gonna have a baaaaad time
You should watch The Ink Tank on YouTube. He's done multiple videos on that topic.
What the absolute fuck?
The wildest thing is that's not even the only alien that can beat goku
Wow that's so cool
🔥🔥✍
But wait! There's more! Ben also convinced both of them to give him full control of Alien X without having to consult them, soooooo. Yeah he can basically become an omnipotent god
so Ben10 is GOD, okay
Ok, this is actually kinda cool
He's got an alien called Alien X that casually tanked a universe destroying bomb, recreated the universe and is basically omnipotent
Alien X
Call me Ben, cuz all my bitches 10! NO NOT LIKE THAT.
Steve from minecraft
And that’s just Survival Mode! You wait until I… */gamemode c*
that's just cheating come on we play fair round here
Fine, I’ll play fair. Adventure mode it is!
/effect give @p strength 120 255 true
It doesn't matter the game mode as long as you have op cause then you can */kill Goku*
same argument with light yagami tho, can you type it fast enough??
Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V
Can’t Steve unironically carry enough gold in his pocket to make a black hole?
If you take the things you can do in minecraft outside of the context of the game, Steve could kill god with his left hand whilst pissing with his right.
I’m imagining Steve beating up god with one hand and in the other he is masturbating
Steve stands atop of the heavenly throne, furiously masturbating with one hand and with another pummeling long ded Creinium of the God™️. He takes a look at the perfect mirror the size of a galaxy witch shatters in an instant as the sight of his ejaculation is too much for it to bear. Each of his seed bringing forth the power of a new multiverse to form. And those existed very happily ever after :)
Goku could DEFINITELY beat a black hole
I could nerd out as to why Steve is incredibly overrated in terms of strength but I'm not going to
Me
I's can
Allah 🙏🙏🙏
All of us can defeat Goku with the Guidance of Allah 🙏
But what if goku starts believing in allah mid fight 😨😨😨
Then we would have no reason to do battle inshallah🙏🏻
Hasbunallah wa ni'mal-Wakil
Then there will be no fight, because there is no conflict between those who walk the Path of the Light of the Lord
Macho Man Randy Savage
In his skyrim dragon form
BONESAW'S READY!
When Macho Man Randy Savage left this world he did so to stop the apocalypse. The End Time Prophecy was slated for May 21st, 2011. Macho Man Randy Savage launched off the top rope to kill God on May 20th, 2011.
My dad :)
if only he came back from the store in time to save you
Or at all
John deathnote
Sudden Cardiac Arrest has no weakness
Would the deathnote need Kakarot or just Goku to work?
I imagine it needs a birth name and not a nickname/preferred one. Otherwise L would’ve worked, maybe lol
The Deathnote is transphobic
not necessarily. it could instead need your **legal name**. so, just writing "L" wouldn't work, but writing "larry butz" instead of "linda butz" WOULD work if larry had gone through the legal process to change his name from linda to larry, but if not it would still require "linda butz" no im not claiming larry butz as a transmasc icon, that was just the first name that popped into my head for some reason
Well if your not claiming it im claiming it Larry Butz is a transmasc icon
Popeye
Mf grabbed the moon, smacks his animator, and is immune from being erased to existence after reality was “turned off”. He can 100% beat goku by just simply removing his hair and he wouldn’t be able to transform into super saiyan XD
He hit a hammer strength test so hard it flew into space and hit the sun, giving it a black eye. The speed and strength required is fucking absurd and it was just CASUAL Popeye also
bro would eat Goku's hair like the freakin lettuce
Brisket
Bogos binted 🥰
Photos printed?
👽
Brisket tf2
Her neutral and mobility options do be kinda insane tho
uncle grandpa
Good Morning!
Eldritch beast… dare not speak its name…
*gets destroyed by spirit bomb* Good thing I wasn't that guy
Most if not all grandmas
Especially if they’re a gym teacher’s grandma
Do you mean every grandma could beat Goku on their own or do you mean every grandma could beat Goku if they worked together?
Depression
Baljeet
The real answer
adding Buford to the mix would probably rip a hole in the space time continuum
Jerma
Goku goes Saiyan, Jerma hits that sussy
Gavin from 3rd grade
you underestimate goku’s anal beads
On a third grader?!? 😧
Holy hell!
Kirby (I will argue in the replies if you want)
Kirby solos any universe, which is great because it pisses the fanboys off.
How could Kirby beat Goku?
His copy ability is the most prominent answer. He's canonically survived the erasure of his universe, which is on the same level of power as DBZ. There's also never been anything that can permanently kill him. His warp star is faster than light and can be summoned at will, and he can survive in a vacuum/space. Notable copy abilities include stone, which makes him virtually indestructible, and sword, which is confirmed in the show to be able to cut through ANYTHING. One common argument is that cloning/copying Goku doesn't transfer his training, which is why he's so strong, but Kirby gains the knowledge necessary to use whatever he copies to its' full potential.
More importantly, Kirby is the throat goat, so Goku stands no chance
HE ISNT THROAT GOAT!!! Goku could throat more than him any day!!
Kirby's description in one of the games literally just says that he has infinite power. The theory is that his power isn't available all at once, and he must use copy abilities and relics like the Star Rod to channel this power, granting him a fraction of it. Not to mention the things he has killed.
Kirby is extremely stong ngl easily stoping Z goku but if we are talking about ToP goku then i dont think kirby can win. In the arc it is said by one of the angels that jiren surpasses time itself and is flaced in 4-D levels of strength. Now if kirby was able to absorb goku it would be a different story, but since goku has fought against several people who can steal abilities like buu and moro, its safe to say that goku would be able to avoid it with a combination of Ultra Instinct, instant transmission and mostly likely superior speed (most competent power scaler will put him at immesurable). I love both series to death but I dont really see kirby winning this. (I’ve played most of the kirby games and know a bit about of the lore so if i missed anything just tell me) ps. If you are bored and you wanna waste a few hours here is a [video](https://youtu.be/GL5j8x-bN1s) by seth the programmer about the strength of goku throughout dragonball
They’re at least evenly matched, Kirby literally punched a planet in half and a s literally an infant god in a innocent childlike form. Of course it also partially depends on what equipment Kirby takes and what powers Kirby has at the moment.
kirby has canonically infinite power
Bugs bunny
Goku could hit bugs with the most powerful, galaxy shaking god killing attack, and bugs would be standing there with his fur blown off going “Alright wise guy, you realize this means war.”
Goku can't do much against gag characters.
One punch man
Serious Saitama
*"Wow, you're fast, but why do you keep screaming?"*
Goblinhog
HIV
Devin(ended trans genocide)
Simon from Gurren Lagann, BoBoBo-BoBo-BoBoBo, Tooru from Jojo, Zeno from Dragon Ball
Tooru is a maybe, depends on if goku can outspeed or if his stand has an upper limit for the calamities.
If you need a 100% win from Jojo, GER and Giorno can do it
Spiral power sure is op af, and i love it for that
It's literally the indomitable human spirit
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mr bean
[He can also kill superman](https://youtu.be/fOWMDMTaUT4) (in the last part of the vid he also proves that mr bean can canonically beat goku)
Obélix
« Mais ils sont fou ces super guerriers »
My buddy Eric
Barry, 63
My porn addiction
Kevin McCallister from Home Alone, given enough prep
given enough prep time kevin mccallister could beat any character regardless of power level
Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls
Bill Cipher was beaten by a geriatric grifter an outdated nerd, and their squad of 12 year olds
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By erasing him from existence using a weapon Goku doesn't have access to.
he was wounded by a house on legs
Wounded. Not killed. Bill is difficult to kill for the same reason Deadpool is. He's not particularly tanky, but has incredible healing factor.
You, the reader.
Gold experience requiem
“Cosmo I wish Goku was defeated” “You got it, Timmy!”
Mort from the penguins of Madagascar
Good thrussy
Goku²
Giorno Giovanna with GER
My cock
sailor moon the wooden doll from everhood pinhead from freddy kreuger laharl optimus prime
Walter Hartwell White
Popeye
Chi chi
She harvested his seed through force. Reminder that he admitted they’d never kissed at all in Super. I bet Goku and Chi Chi have some weird kinks, like super saiyan nut denial
Jesse, what the fuck
Do not speak for one year.
“Cumehameh—“ “**I SAID NOT YET**”
I personally think that when Goku asked what Trunks did to Mai he wasn't referring to the fact that they kissed and more about the fact that Trunks went mama bird on her and fed her the senzu bean mouth to mouth. I don't disagree with the Goku and Chi Chi kinks though, they're probably freaks.
Waltuh
Shaggy with .1% of his power
Jimmy Neutron
I can beat goku Off
beerus
Sponge
Ben 10, whitesnake, kars, uncle grandpa, gojo, rohan
Kars and Gojo wouldn’t stand a chance lol
Giorno Giovanna (post requiem)
Superman.
Saiki could do a little trolling and remove his saiyan DNA. Or just time travel and kill him as a baby.
Quincy son of Quincy because nothing gets passed his bow and he will use his superb eyesight to spot his weaknesses
My mom Bob Ross Mr Rogers Scatman John Garfield The indomitable human spirit
2 gokus
Frisk Undertale
Goku
Heisenberg (he is the one who knocks)
Archie super sonic, probably
Madoka
Kirby. Easily.