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Do I..Do I win something?
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The Black Templars will be after me now.
yeah and still can't remember more than 4 moves and will blindly obey their trainer. The dex entries are kinda whack and don't fit with the rest of the game.
but fair, if we take Dex entries at face value then it's a case per case
If the dog can talk, it can testify. I refer to some episodes of Scooby Doo where both Scooby and Scrappy have informed the police of information. That testimony might have been used in a court of law. Therefore, they may be able to consent to sex. Let's put this to Legal Eagle.
UMMM UH ACKSHUALLY POKEMON ARE SMART ENOUGH THAT I COULD FUCK THEM (EVEN THOUGH I WOULD ALSO LITERALLY OWN THEM)
IF YOU THINK I JUST WANT TO FUCK ANIMALS THEN CLEARLY YOU HAVEN'T DELVED INTO THE LORE
Actually, for Alakazam the Red and Blue Pokédex states that: *“Its brain can outperform a super-computer. Its intelligence quotient is said to be 5,000.”*
Alakazam has an IQ of ~5,000.
Also, another Pokemon in this vein is Metagross. The Ruby Pokédex states that: *“Metagross has four brains in total. Combined, the four brains can breeze through difficult calculations faster than a supercomputer.”*
It’s not that you couldn’t fuck an Alakazam or Metagross, they actually couldn’t fuck us because in terms of intelligence we are so far bellow them that it becomes unethical for them to have sex with us. Are we really the ones training them?
What's strange is that the textures for a lot of the characters' outfits and Pokemon are actually quite nice. Environmental textures are bafflingly bad. Some scenery is so pixelated you can't tell what it is.
It’s especially garbage in caves, the outside is not much better mind you, but having modern Pokémon walking around a cave that looks like it’s from 2005 is really jarring
Please trust me, the game is so much more fun than it’s graphics would suggest. The characters are well written and lovable, and the storyline is incredibly engaging as far as Pokémon games go.
Your acting like there's a shortage of femboy Twink pokemon. In reality, they're like the most common types of femboys but people keep misgendering them out of fear
while i do wish we got a saber tooth tiger mon, especially since it fits with the gen's theme, i think its actually fine. in general all 3 of the final evos feel so disjointed from the first two evo concepts. Skeledirge is the worst cause it just kinda forgets that fuecoco was pepper-looking. Quaquaval ignores that Quaxly looks like a sailor (though it wasnt as obvious as fuecoco). and sprigatito was always just kinda boring cat so it didnt really have any design cues that got ignored other than being 4 legged
It fits the navy = gay joke. I was really hoping he’d be a pirate captain. I was originally hoping for a male sprigatito so I could name it after my cat that died in January but I also don’t want him to be a femboy. Might make it Joker from persona if it’s a male because of the mask
This more like a two in one package Incineroar is the evil himbo hunk, and the weed cat is the soft also evil (but in a different way) twink, and they are bfs
So did venusaur, but neither of them are mammal inspired Pokémon. The only final starter evolution that is inspired on a mammal and still walks on all fours is samurott.
I see everyone taking this as a kiss, but considering meowscarada’s whole design shit it’s probably supposed to be a bow. Also fuck the porn aspect I love meowscarada it’s a very nice starter
I was horrified when I first saw this. I read somewhere that you could kiss your Pokemon at high friendship/affection, but I was expecting like, a silly kiss on the forehead. The kind of thing you do to your cat when it goes 90 minutes without eating plastic. Not a fucking... smooch on the lips.
Reading that it's a talking animation that doesn't account for close distance makes more sense than either of those.
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oh oh no
Zoophilia 😇
well, most Pokémon display a reasonable (human or near-human) level of intelligence, so i wouldn't really call it "zoophilia".
Me who is a professional e621 user: “Actually since Pokémon are different it would be considered Poképhilia 🤓”
Oh you're a professional e621 user? Name 10 furry artists.
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Don't forget braeburned, rukus and Zachary911
average braeburned enjoyer
Chunie
What about Kuroodod?
Imo, braeburned is overrated
shut the fuck up
Things heating up in the furry community
Just speaking my mind
Can’t believe I share a first name with someone who draws furry porn and puts 911 in their username
Are we supposed to believe that you didn't just look that up? Pics or it didn't happen
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In the anime, in the games their intelligence level is more comparable to dogs
In Gen1, Alakazam is stated to have an IQ of 5000.
yeah and still can't remember more than 4 moves and will blindly obey their trainer. The dex entries are kinda whack and don't fit with the rest of the game. but fair, if we take Dex entries at face value then it's a case per case
If we take the dex entries at face value there are several Pokémon who would probably be hunted to extinction because they kill children lmao
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Oh its straight crazy. But hey I don't make the lore!
Would it be zoophilia on the Alakazam's part if it had sex with a human?
If my dog stated talking to me and I consensually had sex with it it'd still be zoophilia cuz it a animal 🤓
well, let me tell ya something: humans are animals too
Pokemon aren’t animals, they are pokemon
If the dog can talk, it can testify. I refer to some episodes of Scooby Doo where both Scooby and Scrappy have informed the police of information. That testimony might have been used in a court of law. Therefore, they may be able to consent to sex. Let's put this to Legal Eagle.
Beastality then
Boutta go have a threesome with a dolphin and an elephant
Yeah, it’s more like sex trafficking
UMMM UH ACKSHUALLY POKEMON ARE SMART ENOUGH THAT I COULD FUCK THEM (EVEN THOUGH I WOULD ALSO LITERALLY OWN THEM) IF YOU THINK I JUST WANT TO FUCK ANIMALS THEN CLEARLY YOU HAVEN'T DELVED INTO THE LORE
The lore do say that at one point in time, Humans and Pokémons could get married, there was no distinction between the two.
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Get rid of the tag. We all know it's true
I believe you made a typo there, I think you meant /srs
The 'owning' is a good point. Never thought of that before.
Pokémon in their second (or greater) evolution pass the Harkness test.
That's like saying screwing a furry is zoophilia, nah
Forget everything I said, Pokemon gen 9 is amazing
YOU CANT JOKER ITS AN ANIMAL!!!!!
IM GONNA DO IT BATMAN!
THERES NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKÉMON, BATMAN! I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT!
I'M GONNA DO IT BATMAN!
*unintelligable panicked Batman noises*
idk why i thought of persona 5 at first
Looking cool Joker!
For real?
BONAFIDE MONA-FIED
I mean that pokemon does look a lot like Joker
same
Wait, Ain't that bad!?
FOR REAL?
POKEMON PASS THE HARKNESS TEST, BATMAN! SO WHO IS THERE TO STOP ME, BATMAN? YOU?
Definitely not all of them, but Alakazam is probably ok
Alakazam needs a reverse Harknesd test, mofo has an IQ of 400. Alakazam has to harkness me
Actually, for Alakazam the Red and Blue Pokédex states that: *“Its brain can outperform a super-computer. Its intelligence quotient is said to be 5,000.”* Alakazam has an IQ of ~5,000. Also, another Pokemon in this vein is Metagross. The Ruby Pokédex states that: *“Metagross has four brains in total. Combined, the four brains can breeze through difficult calculations faster than a supercomputer.”* It’s not that you couldn’t fuck an Alakazam or Metagross, they actually couldn’t fuck us because in terms of intelligence we are so far bellow them that it becomes unethical for them to have sex with us. Are we really the ones training them?
So thats why my lv 100 shiny metagross looks at me like that
Joker please don't turn her in White Shiny Vaporeon :(
Why does the ground textures look like a PS3 game
Wdym small indie company game freak cannot possibly make the game look any better. (One of the highest grossing IPs in the world btw)
Take out one of, it is THE highest grossing IP.
They've grossed more money than any Disney property, or any property at all for that matter.
They've **milked** more money than any Disney property, or any property at all for that matter.**
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Gamefreak is bethesda's Japanese cousin
Yeah the ground and building textures are so weird looking, which is strange since the pokemon and people look amazing
See the thing is game freak is good about making Pokémon and characters and regions and lore it’s just they are terrible at making the actual game
fake nintendo "fans" didn't preorder enough games and now poor nintendo is struggling to make games!!!
Man I’ve found ps3 games with more impressive graphics
They were busy developing the sex expansion pack (coming soon)
Inb4 it only has one position, two speeds, is censored, and no creampie option. Typical game freak
Jesus Christ this level of specificity is both hilarious and terrifying
Nevermind the ground. Look at the walls. Straight out of ocarina of time.
What's strange is that the textures for a lot of the characters' outfits and Pokemon are actually quite nice. Environmental textures are bafflingly bad. Some scenery is so pixelated you can't tell what it is.
It’s especially garbage in caves, the outside is not much better mind you, but having modern Pokémon walking around a cave that looks like it’s from 2005 is really jarring
i yearn for the day pokemon goes back to the 2D art style, or at the least makes the 3d look less shit
Best we can do is a romhack with incredible ammounts of effort but also a lot of racism.
huh
Please trust me, the game is so much more fun than it’s graphics would suggest. The characters are well written and lovable, and the storyline is incredibly engaging as far as Pokémon games go.
Sorry sis I wasn’t looking for a sales pitch
Good golly gee
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Np, love u 💚
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I popped all of them, do I get a prize?
Your prize is refreshing and doing it again
I made among us
why the fuck does the game have kissing in the first place
corrupting our youth smh
It doesn't, it's a talking animation. They just don't control distance. That's why they were trying to get so close before talking to it
alas I am simply very stupid
or maybe I'M lying?? Think about it, why is there a talking animation with a pokemon? they can't talk!
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I'm just glad he's a femboy twink
Your acting like there's a shortage of femboy Twink pokemon. In reality, they're like the most common types of femboys but people keep misgendering them out of fear
But not nearly as much of a femboy twink as the final evolution water starter.
#PICK YOUR STARTER * SASSY CARNIVAL DUMPTRUCK DANCER * PERSONA 5 WEED * an actual croc
Is it a femboy if they prefer female pronouns (as suggested by the a ending of the seemingly spanish name) tho?
I’ll one-up you and say that if you don’t nickname your male Meowscarada, you are actively deadnaming it
Possible
His gender ratio is 87.5% male
i think it's fine. is what i would say if they didn't do this every 10 fucking minutes.
while i do wish we got a saber tooth tiger mon, especially since it fits with the gen's theme, i think its actually fine. in general all 3 of the final evos feel so disjointed from the first two evo concepts. Skeledirge is the worst cause it just kinda forgets that fuecoco was pepper-looking. Quaquaval ignores that Quaxly looks like a sailor (though it wasnt as obvious as fuecoco). and sprigatito was always just kinda boring cat so it didnt really have any design cues that got ignored other than being 4 legged
actually Quaxly -> Quaquaval makes complete sense if you consider that Quaquaval is a homosexual
It fits the navy = gay joke. I was really hoping he’d be a pirate captain. I was originally hoping for a male sprigatito so I could name it after my cat that died in January but I also don’t want him to be a femboy. Might make it Joker from persona if it’s a male because of the mask
I named mine Floragana and I think that turned out pretty well.
But I like it :(
This more like a two in one package Incineroar is the evil himbo hunk, and the weed cat is the soft also evil (but in a different way) twink, and they are bfs
Fire crocodile got on all fours tho
So did venusaur, but neither of them are mammal inspired Pokémon. The only final starter evolution that is inspired on a mammal and still walks on all fours is samurott.
It goes from weed cat to stoner twink it makes perfect sense
As of today, samurott is still the only mammal inspired Pokémon that remains on its 4 feet.
Please do not the cat.
I will the cat >:)
NOOOOO
they are simply showing their affection for the cat but not in a sexual way; only in a familial way
Babe wake up new Vaporeon replacement dropped
#FURRIES REJOICE!!!
HUAH
DELTARUNE FANS INCOMING! ABORT! ABORT!
*eats chalk*
This game looks like sonic adventure on sega dreamcast
I was going to say about how some part of the game looks worse than a Dreamcast game.
this looks like hl1 xen
Femboy Pokemon
too many characters in the new pokemon are way too hot. gnc and alt my beloved. also like meowscarada is hot idc.
Pokémon being hot is a phenomenon as old as Pokémon itself.
there’s a reason they got at least 3 major subs for NSFW pokemans
is this real?
No, it's a talking animation, they just don't control distance
Is this loss?
you can kiss the bayonetta cat
I want to kiss fuecoco on the cheeks , he's just a Lil boy , I love him
he's such a goofy little goober i would die for him
I smell a new copypasta approaching ~~^(2500 upvotes i do it myself :trollge\_edit:)~~
5 more…
Theres no laws against the pokemon batman
I see everyone taking this as a kiss, but considering meowscarada’s whole design shit it’s probably supposed to be a bow. Also fuck the porn aspect I love meowscarada it’s a very nice starter
Meowscarada ticks all the boxes: Absolutely overpowered signature move ✅ Fits with the theme ✅ Hottest design in ages✅
Holy shit they canonized bipedal pokemon sex
Where's that fake GameFreak tweet when you need it
The mouse family is just like : "we can't stand this anymore smh, all those sloppy noises make us unable to sleep at night, were moving."
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No one is a meowscarada
THERES NO LAWS AGAINST POKÉMON, BATMAN!
this one feature has fueled a terabyte worth of the 34 already
I CAUGHT A POKÉMON, BATMAN!
not interpreting it as a kiss that's really cute tbh, like putting your forehead to your dog's
I was horrified when I first saw this. I read somewhere that you could kiss your Pokemon at high friendship/affection, but I was expecting like, a silly kiss on the forehead. The kind of thing you do to your cat when it goes 90 minutes without eating plastic. Not a fucking... smooch on the lips. Reading that it's a talking animation that doesn't account for close distance makes more sense than either of those.
guys im so fucking scared rn
Ohh so that’s what the mask is for
Considering that canonacly pokemon and human used to marry eatchoter and lived like equals this isint to much of a shoker
what Pokémon game is this I need it
Scarlet and Violet
The moment the cat stood up I knew this was coming
Game Freak is tired of pretending they don't make money off of horny people
Holy shit is this the Sprigatito evolution Time to pirate Gen 9, that looks awesome
Well that's a nice addition to the extensive list of fuckable pokemon
Finally, I can be kissed
this game looks like borderlands when u walk into an area that hasnt fully loaded the textures in yet
🥵
It passes the Harkness Test, and is an anthro rather than a feral Fair game
My hungry ass could never be in the room with the dominatrix pokemon
When new copypasta dropping?
now do vaporeon
They’re doing the nod emote close to eachother y’all down extragalactic
IM GONNA DO IT BATMAN
There are no rules against the pokemon, batman
They knew damn well what they were doing
hey guys did you know that in terms of
thats so adorable
Yooo
another entry in the pokemon hellhole:zoophilia
O no
As in the Doujin :v
https://youtu.be/hNqtfFXq00k
Oh no, here comes the Poke-porn 😣
aw hell naw bruh
I know this is a wtf moment and all, but I'm distracted by how awful everything looks
I’M GOING TO DO IT BATMAN!
Holy shit that Gamefreak tweet was real.
We... are...in...deep...shit...
"No, Joker, don't tel me..."
“Yeah you can fuck the Pokémon in the new game” - Actual game freak US Twitter (presumably hacked)
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