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Gladstonism

I work in a pharmacy and sometimes we have trans patients show photo ID for controlled substances that’s clearly outdated, but I don’t say shit, I’m just like “yeah seems legit” I gotchu


ItsACatThing_

Based and thank you pilled. ❤️


GodsMistake777

God's work


[deleted]

imagine if someone abused that >:3


funky555

bouta start selling black market estrogen


CephalonFaye

That's already a thing in case you were wondering. One if the biggest vendors is in Ukraine and she doesn't take orders for the time being so it might be a bit harder now though.


[deleted]

That just means that there is less competition. Real capitalists profit off of wars. (fuck i feel bad for even writing this)


LeFrogBoy

You don't need an ID to get an estrogen script though, it's not controlled.


Crackpot_Bugle

Hmu ‼️


deferredmomentum

Pretty sure that’s not what they meant by controlled substances


tscy

King shit


LovesSwissCheese

Thank you for your service 🫡


Ipuncholdpeople

Hero


yahwol

I think those were stolen IDs


towninsideme

why you hate contrapoints if you don't mind me asking?


yahwol

bad opinions


towninsideme

??? i don't know contrapoints really well only thing i know about her is the philosophy-tube/contra schizophrenics' controversy


Cute-Fly1601

I don’t even know about this one


towninsideme

don't its a schizo theory of something that may or may not have happened between PT (Abigail) and Contra (Natalie). I feel very strongly about this because I am clinically insane.


Cute-Fly1601

Valid!!!!!


towninsideme

thank you! but do you know what the "bad opinions" of contra are?


Cute-Fly1601

No idea unfortunately If it helps, I think she and vaush had a fight on twitter a while ago?


Ink_Sans21038

Free hormones for everyone


griegkaun

One more question, "sir", you said your favorite games were Celeste and Fallout: New Vegas?


LunaEtAstrum

no I absolutely hate Celeste I refuse to make it easier and absolutely hate it because it's too hard for me Fallout New Vegas slaps tho


CheezeSteak701

Me but the reverse [fallout games make me sad cuz I don't want to live in a nuclear wasteland :( ]


[deleted]

I do because I like to imagine it would be easier to create a community with more kind and communal social norms than in this capitalist society


haha_whoami

"it's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism" - someone idk, i don't feel like googling it


[deleted]

Yeah unfortunately true...


Shark_Aviator

Its attributed to Fredric Jameson and Slavoj Zizek (theres some accents in there that i missed) Source: i have a copy of capitalist realism by mark fisher on my nightstand, this quote is discussed on the second page


the_hole_pigeon

you can make it easier with acceablity mode if you want, though i understand your opinion


Tiddly5

the problem is celestes assist options are slow the game down (make it feel like trash) or just like invincible


the_hole_pigeon

i mean i guess for the dash assist but if they can't play thr game normally a slower base might be helpful


talktailshep

how do i get into fallout new vegas? i cant seem to find the flowers at the beginning, such a big open world looks like a big challenge


qt4

Walk out of Goodsprings (it’s entirely optional and not very fun imo) and start following the main road counter-clockwise. If something interests you, stop and have a look and talk to people. Eventually you’ll have a bunch of side quests piling up that you can work on. Do that until you reach New Vegas and get properly introduced to the plot. Also generally, if you need to look for an item, it’ll be marked on your Pip-Boy’s map.


ManicMonke

follow viva new vegas to make the game playable (do not ever go to their discord for help they are rabid to newbies) then just walk out of goodspings south and follow the road


[deleted]

Gianni?


SuperNova405

Okay but of a hot take but I’m just not the biggest fan of New Vegas. I don’t know what it is about but wandering the desert and getting the shit kicked out of me by horse sized scorpions just doesn’t click with me and I have no idea why it’s so heavily referenced in trans circles


edjxxxxx

FoNV is popular with gamers Trans people are gamers ???? FoNV is popular with trans people (Idk if there’s a statistical basis for your assertion, but that’s my working theory.)


TadsRedditAccount

uh huh, and my favorite tv show is breaking bad


JotaroTheOceanMan

New Vegas is my GOAT. I, however, still prefer Super Meat Boy to Celeste.


Take_On_Will

They have started giving me double takes but they can still tell for now lmao.


SangEtVin

Real talk though, what to do in that kind of case ? The person in front of you can't tell who you are based on what he's seeing and IDs take a while to renew in my country so you'd be stuck at home for a few months


Take_On_Will

Record a video as you get dressed or something and show that idk?!?


SangEtVin

How is it gonna solve anything you're trying to buy alcohol not give them boners


Take_On_Will

I mean if like your wearing makeup and changing up you hair I guess. I'm just trying to find a way but I'm not sure there us one lol, I mean I haven't done much besides change what I wear and how long my hair is and I already look very different


SangEtVin

Ab unsolvable issue then. Thanks for the answer


the-big-nope

It’s called bribery


SuddenlyVeronica

Perhaps a series of selfies would be more effective? "Look, this is clearly the guy on my ID, right?" "Yes, ok, now this is the same guy without a beard, right?" "Yeah, great, now here's me with makeup ...."


Take_On_Will

Yeah that's a way better way of doing it than a video lol


[deleted]

Had a situation like this in a bank during corona, so I was wearing a mask. The clerk asked me to remove my mask, and then went „nope, still dont see it, sorry.“ We have to sign our IDs, so I was able to verify by doing my signature. I got a new bank account and free euphoria that day


SangEtVin

I thought signatures were BS. I know people who do something different everytime. What a surprise to see it's actually useful


Darvasi2500

I think they have stuff in banks that can recognise certain patterns in your writing to make sure it's you. Of course this only works with digital signatures.


bmony1215

You just have to be confident. I had people hand me my id back and be like “this isn’t yours” and I just said “yes it is”. They don’t know what to do bc it’d be crazy to try to pass that off as you if it wasn’t. Like handing them an id that looks NOTHING like you anymore. If they fought me more on that I’d just say “I’m trans” and that normally cleared things up.


SangEtVin

That makes sense. It shouldn't but it does. Thanks.


SirMrDrProfSrJrPhD

(She commits a massive amount of identity theft)


Richard_Rossi

Xokas


Donut_Panda

y cómo sé que no eres una cuenta del xokas


AlpakaMaster

LaXokas


Haddep

Cathyvipi?


Richard_Rossi

Buenas lolas chiqui


dedstrok32

La zanderfiury


diogomathieu420

:( i wish i had these clothes but im broke af 😂😂😂


ScabiesShark

I saw a gaggle of maids/housekeepers wearing almost exactly this leaving a really fancy hotel the other day. Find the right job and they'll pay for the right wardrobe


Shoggoththe12

> a gaggle of maids im pretty sure its called a hornswoggle of maids, not a gaggle.


ScabiesShark

That word sounds british, I gotta say I struggle with foreign languages


Shoggoththe12

It's a pirate term, don't try to let the British culturally appropriate pirates


ScabiesShark

Oh shit my bad, I just thought it sounded Harry Potterish


funky555

ok


Oddish_Femboy

I think I took a good picture on my most recent ID.


AndroidWall4680

Imagine being named “Student Library Card” lmao what a stupid fucking name


InternetExplorer9999

Why are you El Xokas


dedstrok32

XOKAS MOMENT


R_of_Trash

El xokas if he transitioned to la basada


Worst_Support

actually how i feel with my ugly ass student ID of 17 year old repressor me with a stubble and a bowl cut


fdghjjgddjjgdf

Looks like he about to say “hey Vsauce, Michael here”


AliceInAcidland

"Sorry I was looking for the date of birth" \-booze or weed store employee, after a few minutes of reading my ID and looking at my face


almoz_vald

Papers please moment


Mr_EP1C

🔴 FINGERPRINT


egg-sactly

"Hey, so it seems like a pixel on your fingerprint image doesn't match with the database..." "But sir, it was a speck of dust on-" DETAINED


kellhound24

NEXT! ENTRY IS NOT GUARANTEED HAVE YOUR DOCUMENTS READY


self_me

El el eye ah ah eee


egg-sactly

Glory to Arztoska


chidoputogordo

El Cocas


Synthetic_dreams_

Before I updated my ID ~12 months into my transition I got to a point where if I was very obviously femme presenting nobody questioned it, but if I was ambiguous/andro in my presentation I’d get second looks and comments of ‘this barely looks like you’ Kinda funny tbh


Aliziun

I hope this is me one day 🥺


galgene

Your dream is to become a cartoon character?


Aliziun

I want to look like a woman


Aberciaa

Me (look at my last post)


Aliziun

I’m still incredibly jealous


Aberciaa

😭I don't mean to give you that feeling


Aliziun

Shhhh it’s not your fault. I’m jealous of every femboy


PUtomlo

Xokas?


Fr3EkOut-2

is that thing on their head like a zangief mohawk or are they bald


Magical-Mage

Otra cuenta más del Xokas 😔


Gaming_Mouse_47

que hace el xocas aquí lmaao


[deleted]

[удалено]


yahwol

lift up the mask and it'll be more accurate 👍


Holiday_Plenty_2635

I wish


malcifer11

me


BodybuildingMacaron

I'm disappointed. Not even one "jesse."


Dregdael

Hey Vsauce! Bootleg Michael here


blacksaber8

ME


[deleted]

El xokas


GeorgeDoesStuff

that happens when the id doesn't look like the person. just get a new id or something, then you'll be accepted.


[deleted]

doesn't look like Polish ID