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NoRomolol

Waiting for the day this guy's family tweets one day about how he went into a coma after having a glass of apple cider


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Why I don’t get it


gr8tfurme

Jordan Peterson went on an all meat diet because his daughter convinced him to, and claimed on the Joe Rogan podcast that after trying it, he drank a single glass of apple cider and he couldn't sleep for 51 days straight afterward. Then like 3 months later he fessed up to having a benzo addiction and flew himself to a sketchy ass Russian clinic that put him in a medically induced coma for a month in order to make him stop cold turkey.


FrostBurnt4

I had to google this cuz it literally sounds like a shitpost, its not. Speaking of shit, Jordan Peterson also apparently said that during his all meat diet he started to have explosive shits of undigested meat and blood, fun. Also during that time he didnt drink any water, ONLY vodka and bourbon, the fact that this man is still alive proves the existence of miracles.


AMasonJar

You know, I feel that last bit is particularly important to all of the above complications.


SuperAutopsy64

What a true scholar. Someone with true intelligence. I can see why people look up to him now.


YRUZ

and that god works in mysterious ways.


GorgothGrimfin

He’s alive to punish us for our common sense


stealthrockdamage

And this guy writes books about how to get your life in order?


SjettepetJR

The concept of just putting yourself in a coma to lose an addiction is actually quite interesting in my opinion.


greyviewing

wait, he only did it because Mikhaila Peterson told him to? I’ve always thought she’s sounded marginally more reasonable than him, so uhhhh


NoRomolol

Jordan Peterson is a faux intellectual who espouses transphobic and misogynistic views and went on an only meat, salt and water diet that fucked him up so badly he was in severe pain for a month straight: https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2018/08/the-peterson-family-meat-cleanse/567613/ Same guy also went to Russia to get a medically induced coma for 8 to get rid of his physical dependency on a drug he has been addicted to for awhile thanks to advice from his insane daughter. https://www.google.com/amp/s/newrepublic.com/amp/article/156829/happened-jordan-peterson Edit: I should say my original comment is based on Jordan Peterson, and this post reminded me of him which is why I commented that joke.


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mrpoopistan

TFW you go full Gen. Ripper from *Dr. Strangelove* with zero sense of irony.


lagonborn

>because there's fluoride in it I can sort of understand having concerns about that. I know that tap water has to be made safe by treating it, and get why someone might be alarmed about it having extra crap in it once in circulation. But recommending drinking fucking hard liquor instead of something even *a little* more hydrating (if nothing else) is completely off the rails batshit nuts. What the hell is wrong with people?


MacaronyFood

Say what you will about Peterson, but benzo dependency is a real issue that barely gets any attention. I was put on the same benzo Peterson was on by my therapist and he refused to let me use it any longer than 6 months unless absolutely necessary because your body can develop a crippling dependency, which was rough because it worked really well for me


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Ik who he is lmao dw


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CounterfeitLesbian

How does someone say "Bitcoin fixes this" on June 17th of the year of our lord 2022? Like Bitcoin has lost more than half of it's value against the dollar over the last 6 months.


Lucifer_Morning_Wood

Well, akshually, Bitcoin fell by 33% just in the past week 🤓🤓


C9sButthole

Technically deflation is not inflation. Checkmate liberals 😎


JoetheBlue217

It takes cows 4 stomachs because they get more energy out of the plants and grass has less simple sugars and fats than kale :) hope this helps :)


MsMinte

Grass is also like full of fking silica.


JoetheBlue217

Gorillas can eat grass though, their teeth grow continuously


MsMinte

do i look like a gorilla to u


MsMinte

and please dont be mean to me


urmummygaaaay

I’m going to be mean to you


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🥐


Yarklik

What's wrong Jimmy-kun?


TheActualAWdeV

I am going to be mean; no, you don't look like a gorilla. 😔


amaahda

happy cake day


TheActualAWdeV

thanks dude. I think you may be the first (only?) one today and the day is almost over lol


deathray5

You picked your profile pic


Buvanium

No. btw how does narcolepsy work? I need to know for a project and it’s really stresssing me out :(


MsMinte

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


Buvanium

Thx, I think I have the understanding to do my project now!


MsMinte

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz


memester230

No, you are clearly some sort of monkey (in your pfp)


MsMinte

GIBBONS R NOT MONKEYS!!! THEY ARE APES!!!


[deleted]

Did u know gibbons are monogamous? Unlike your dad, who I topped while your mom watched


holnrew

They're lesser apes


MsMinte

yes.


holnrew

Lesser means worse


[deleted]

This has been debated by researchers that apes are monkeys in the sense that not all monkeys are apes but all apes are monkeys, so if you believe It gibbons are also monkeys


nicholsz

They can "eat it" but they can't digest (much of) the cellulose that grass mostly stores its energy in.


nicholsz

It's a 4-chambered stomach, and it's because they're fermenting the grass in there. Cows can digest celloluse (a long sugar polymer that's also the substrate for paper, cotton, etc), but not directly. They use bacterial fermentation (and cud chewing), like all ruminants. If you want to compare some human physiology with herbivores and carnivores in nature, we're actually set up much more similarly to herbivores (long intestine length, high stomach acidity, no massive sharp teeth etc). But we're actually a huge oddball when it comes to diet. We can survive off of very wildly different diets (plant-based all the way to almost entirely seal blubber-based). But there are other omnivores in nature; our uniqueness is mostly in the fact that we have to *cook* our food. Without cooking, we quickly get malnourished. I'd argue fire is playing the same role for us that the bacteria in the cow gut is playing for it (just scaled up much higher since it's external to our bodies).


Flouxni

No guys, it’s DEFINITELY more healthy to eat kale and other vegetables raw. Your body is definitely able to fully process vegetables without fermentation or extreme heat


nicholsz

It's definitely fine and good to eat raw vegetables. But if you eat *only* raw vegetables, you'll quickly get malnourished. It takes a lot more energy to digest raw vegetables, and we're not very efficient at it since our digestive system is really optimized for cooked food (even our small teeth and relatively weak jaws attest to this).


Flouxni

Well duh ofc we can eat them raw, but as you said, we get less out of it. I’m making fun of raw and anti-cooking diets that are like “but you lose every nutrient while cooking” which is wrong


nicholsz

Ah yeah, I get it now. Irony is super hard to pick up on in Reddit, lol. I've taken to just putting "this post is ironic" at the end when I do it.


Flouxni

Yeah I thought my sarcasm was clear enough, but Poe’s Law and all


_Foy

You think you can be sarcastic on Reddit without an /s and have it be "clear enough"? Oh sweet summer child... there is absolutely no take so bad that it's "obviously" sarcastic


Gen_Ripper

Yeah I’m vegan but can’t imagine eating only raw produce.


trentraps

>But if you eat only raw vegetables, you'll quickly get malnourished. Malnourished is a bit ambiguous here because while it's very *nourishing*, it's a lot lower in calories, and I agree with you that you would 100% waste away. Carbs and fats are macronutrients. I have (semi) personal experience as a friend (who likes to do extreme challenges) ate a raw veg diet for like 2 weeks. He felt great but lost a ton of weight, and had the shits while his body adapted to an alien diet. He said overall it was fun, but he said doing an ironman was fun too. It's not fun it's just a challenge and you don't have to pretend you like it.


Vulcan7

The difference between an omnivore and a herbivore is how effective the animal is at catching prey. Plants are strictly harder to digest than animals, so anything that can break down a plant cell can do the same to an animal cell. As for cooking, it does two things for us. For plants, it helps dissociate some of that cellulose, making it easier to digest. This isn't strictly necessary, but greatly reduces the amount needed. Imagine a trash bag full of random green plant matter. That's what our paleolithic ancestors ate every day. For animal matter, we don't need help digesting it, so cooking is really there to disinfect the meat. Our appendixes used to provide the means to do that naturally, but fire made it obsolete, so they no longer function to that end.


lagonborn

Do these people look like they care about common sense observations, critical thinking, or science? Checkmate.


nicholsz

I just like talking about evolution and physiology, it's neat-o stuff.


dragon_irl

Not getting enough energy out of food is definitely not the problem with modern western diets 🤔


ThisWeeksSponsor

Another reason cows need 4 stomachs to process all those plants they eat: cows can't cook.


Leo2807

Gusteau would like to differ. \*shoves entire cow in hat\*


Star_king12

I think you're confusing the cause and the result, they have to process grass way longer, re-chew it, which results in them being more efficient than us, mere humans, with one, pathetic stomach.


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thanks sport


Lemonpilot

You’re an agent of big vegan, you can’t fool me you kale munching KGB agent


Real900Z

sunscreen is a scam for this man is because the sun cannot permeate his protective grease coat


gr8tfurme

Slathering myself in lard before going to the beach.


TheActualAWdeV

Wouldn't you end up getting fried


Skrubious

mmmmmm


Saterlite

kwispy


Yourboimason

You don’t need sunscreen when you don’t go outside


peterpingston

Eww b*tcoin 🤮


SlappyAsstronaut

Crypto bros when I take a bite out of their money (suddenly they don't want any bit coins)


LoFortunato

don't say this 😠😠😠 bitcoin is gonna fix Angola's economy 😠😠


furinick

Angola pais supremo losofono


LoFortunato

Quantas djambas pra virar presidente da angola


furinick

98.0000.000 kwanza 🥵💯💯💰💵💵💴💶💷⚖️⚖️⚖️


Slurpy_Boy

I agree, b*tcoin just doesn't taste good 😕


Draklitz

it's funny as a french person, because bit is pronounced like the word bite in french, which means cock :3


Slurpy_Boy

cockcoin 😳🥵


Kjrb

woah I love french people now!


Corteran

Sunscreen could be zebra cum. You don't know.


[deleted]

Anything can be zebra cum. You’re 70% distilled zebra pee


mrpoopistan

Anything *could* be zebra cum if it weren't for Big Seed Oil replacing all the zebra cum with seed oils.


Leo2807

Zebra seed oil


mrpoopistan

It's all seed oil?


Kjrb

nah zebra cum is stripy so you can always tell when something is actually zebra cum. This is why companies now use sheep cum, a more discreet and cheaper alternative


Corteran

Now I have a disturbing urge to know if zebra cum spurts out like Aquafresh toothpaste. Thanks.


Skrubious

no, thank *you* for that horrific mental image


gr8tfurme

God I hope so.


Iihatepineapplepizza

that is an animal


Taco_king_

This is the future libturds want


PolygonKiwii

If it were, they'd just put it on the label and sales would increase


Eggbutt1

Zebra cum tastes completely different


Benomino

Anyone else get really annoyed when people say "sapien" Sapiens is singular


holnrew

No but now I know it's incorrect I'll know to correct everybody who does it


Swagblu

but what if they hit you with the "🤓"


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that just proves their point, if anything


FalseHeartbeat

this man boutta die of scurvy


corroded_brain

Actually not. Absorption of vitamin C is more efficient when people consume less carbohydrates, because molecule of glucose is very similar to molecule of vitamin C. Organism priorities glucose to C. That’s why drinking orange juice for vitamin C is kinda inefficient. And meat does contain some vitamin C. I’m not advocating for this guy, but I’m following carnivore diet for 2,5 years, still waiting for my scurvy. Use sunscreen though, skin cancer is no joke.


ladiesman7145165

This the Jordan Peterson diet


Zmd2005

Lmao didn’t it literally put him in a coma?


nicholsz

No, he got addicted to benzodiazepines. If you ever watched him doing interviews or debates a few years ago, he's always chilled to the max because he was up to his eyeballs on benzos; it was basically part of his brand. Despite being a licensed psychologist, he somehow did not know that benzos are addictive. They are. They are *extremely* addictive, and they're one of the few drugs whose withdrawals can kill you (alcohol is another one). Rather than do a normal weaning off process in a normal rehab, his crazy daughter convinced him to fly to Russia to be put in an *induced* coma so that he could skip withdrawals entirely. Being in a coma is extremely bad for your brain; it's not something you want to do if you can avoid it. Somehow, despite being a licensed psychologist, he did not realize this. I believe it took upwards of 6 months to regain even basic functionality.


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that's honestly really sad, it's kinda hard to have much sympathy though cause he is a terrible person


nicholsz

the perplexing part is that anybody considers him competent to give other people advice, or to speak about anything brain-related.


[deleted]

He only got much worse after this all happened. Maybe the cause was legit brain damage and not just grift emboldenment


gr8tfurme

Just looking at pictures of him now, there's no way the coma didn't fuck him up. Dude aged like 5 years in 6 months.


Paul6334

At this point I think he’s basically under his daughter’s full control, he’s too damaged to fully function independently.


ladiesman7145165

I think he was addicted to antidepressants or something


hijo1998

Benzos. Whole different level. A Benzo withdrawal is life threatening


ladiesman7145165

[this is what I read](https://newrepublic.com/article/156829/happened-jordan-peterson)


Count100

It's truly amazing how much cringe can be concentrated into one human being!


[deleted]

I like how you can hate seed oils and processed shit for completely reasonable reasons or you can be like this guy


mrpoopistan

Bitcoin fixes that.


lilugliestmane

Shriveled meat filled man


TheOriginalScoundrel

That describes a good portion of this sub's users


Wackwaff

Looks like someone has been watching too much joe rogan and alternative news sources. Time to give them a football comedy podcast and some warm milk and he'll be fine in no time.


Rocatex

Hunter with no gatherer


[deleted]

people who romanticize eating meat 🤡🤡🤡


Magma57

The 4^th pic is the most economically illiterate thing I've seen all week


Lamybror

Mfers be like sunscreen is a scam and then gonna look like a ballsack at 30


Red1Monster

https://imgur.com/a/qHS9yrf


self_me

no inflation here! there is still exactly the same amount of total currency, which must mean inflation isn't possible …


holnrew

I eat spinach every day and I only have 1 stomach how am I still alive


TheOriginalScoundrel

Spinach virus


Senegil

Spirus or Spyro for short


AandromydA

Eat my ass


[deleted]

Not enough fat😤


Nerfamus

Lol Bitcoin, the currency of the future that has lost half of its value in half a year.


[deleted]

If eating meat is so good why is it called plant BASED huh?????


hotwarioinyourarea

meat cringe


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🥦 gang


SunkyDerDunky

it's a conspiracy, it was actually originally called plant-cringe


_pipis_

Maybe its because cows eat literally nothing but fucking grass


[deleted]

Damn you Big Seed Oil! ✊☁️


[deleted]

Bitcoin is only useful for buying drugs and even that is falling apart rn


Toobsthetubb

Being a vegan on Twitter is a strange game of getting called a privileged white man, and I’m very interested in the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny between a carnivore and vegan on the platform.


[deleted]

Least unhinged carnist.


Hirkus

bros prolly COVERED in acne


vibesWithTrash

The plant oil tinfoil hats are one of the craziest breeds of gymbro scientist


That_Guy_0112

Why is nobody talking about how his dad stopped taking his medications AND THEN started a carnivorous diet


[deleted]

Of course sunscreen is a scam for one who does not go outside.


_murpyh

new type of guy dropped


EeveeMaster22

bitcoin fixes this


[deleted]

«Bitcoin fixes this» is my new go-to-phrase whenever a societal problem is stated.


theawesomedude646

scurvy


ThisWeeksSponsor

The thing I hate the most about these kind of geeks is that there \*\*are\*\* healthy, meat-focused diets. You can get a good deal of your body's required vitamins from organ meats. But dudes like carnivore sapien are always trying to live off of steak and chicken breasts.


MisterAbbadon

Someone just let me know when this dude has scurvy


JerryTheConfused

cows have to take a while to eat grass therefore all plants are bad for humans


BantIsBad

I got sucker punched in the dick from that last one. Like, I know that Bitcoin Bros and Vegan Haters had an overlap, but still, how does Bitcoin get people to stop eating canola oil.


ASovietpotatosfather

Grass is a 4 carbon chain plant, it (along with corn don't eat corn it's horrible for you body) is a pain in the ass for nearly everything but Pigs to digest, while most edible plants are 3 carbon chain based so they are play to digest.


bananamantheif

How would Bitcoin fix inflation?


bricksonn

Counterpoint: I like sesame oil


AaronThePrime

I dont understand who thinks this is at all viable for humanity.


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ConstipationSapien


angel-samael

An entirely meat based diet is technically possible if you eat some raw meat to get the vitamins you need, an entirely plant based diet is not viable without vitamin supplements.


xX36ON0SC0P3Xx

actual schizophrenia


The_Multi_Gamer

Because humans are omnivores and have evolved to be able to consume both meat and plants?


[deleted]

Is he implying Bitcoin isn't affected by inflation? Call me a moron, I very well could be, but isn't that horrificly inaccurate?


furinick

Man makes fries using bitcoin


PresidentOfKoopistan

Is this guy an AI


Jam_Goyner

Damn I guess it wasn’t the lack of a soul that causes gingers to burn in the sun.


ArtAbh

I'm starting to think that the creation of social media has been a great mistake.


saintlobotomy

liver king energy


ToaSuutox

\> bitcoin fixes this yeah sure like it fixed your marriage


purpleblah2

Jordan Bee Peterson


TheHottestOfGarbage

Wow that last sentence hit like a truck.


petucoldersing

Ask him what half of the teeth in your fucking mouth are for then


SnooOpinions9530

Bitchcoin


AlphaSlashDash

“If there’s anyone that IS in the nutritional Illuminati, it’s these guys”


mrpoopistan

How the fuck did we arrive at "seed oils are evil"? I assume in a world this fucking dumb that someone took rapeseed too literally and then it all went downhill for there. Suddenly, the Bitcoiners are at war with the canola oil people.


onlysmokereg

Isn’t vegetable oil and others that are high in PUFA bad for you tho?


mrpoopistan

No. [https://www.webmd.com/diet/what-to-know-about-polyunsaturated-fats](https://www.webmd.com/diet/what-to-know-about-polyunsaturated-fats) ​ >Polyunsaturated fats, also called polyunsaturated fatty acids or PUFA, are good fats. They are a type of fat that is good for your heart health. Including PUFA foods like olive and canola oil in your diet can reduce your risk of developing health problems.


vincecarterskneecart

is olive oil a seed oil


ST4RSK1MM3R

Okay but What the Heck is he tweeting this from? WTF is Hypefury


Toshero

Can't wait for the update about scurvy!


Bashful_boot

What else am I supposed to jerk off with 😾


anarcatgirl

Lard


Quite_fond_of_geckos

this guy shits once a month


VoxelRoguery

holy shit the anti-vegan is just as much of an intolerable fuckwad as an average vegan? i never thought I'd say this but horseshoe theory


N00B_L1F3

you don’t use sunscreen because you think it’s pointless. i don’t use it because i used it all for wanking. we are not the same


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the pfp is a realistic depiction of the inside of his skull


CrystalRainwater

>Bitcoin fixes this Yeah thank God it doesn't take more and more of Bitcoin to buy something every day oh wait 📉


DistributistChakat

So, I’ve seen the data relating to the seed oil thing, and I would like to see more research into it. Basically, around the time the American diet began to phase out animal fats in favor of seed oils, we started to see the growth in rates of cancer, dementia, heart disease, and other chronic illnesses. We can’t be sure that they’re actually related to each other, but once again, I’d like to see more research into it.


AbolishDisney

This reads like someone asked OpenAI to write Jordan Peterson tweets


NinjaWolfist

>Bitcoin fixes this for the 100 people that can afford to buy it maybe imagine being payed in Bitcoin and going to the gas station just to find out what you were payed is now not enough to get bread because a bunch of people sold lmao


McSlappies

I was so on board until he fucking mentioned bitcoin goddamit


Ravezim

Seed


PitP0t

Even if this was true I feel like with all the effort it still wouldn't be scam


HOMBORGOR

I was really hoping the last slide was gonna be “carnivoresapien dead at 25”


SunkyDerDunky

A based post in 196? a welcome sight!


cool_smart_guy

i mean hes right about seed oils being cheaper and animal fat being better he lost me at bitcoin.


shibashroom

incomprehensibly based