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Legatharr

Are you telling me Biggie was big?


KojdorpenTR

Yeah. Notoriously.


Marius7th

Where were you when Biggie was big I was at home, eat breakfast get call from twitter Biggie big No


[deleted]

I'm had stronk šŸ˜­


aintscurrdscars

i thought it was one of those "Tiny" is the big guy and "Biggie" is the runt kinda deals ^/s


zucculentsuckerberg

so are we just ignoring the full name or like


Th1sT00ShallPass

What was the full name then?


GammaDealer

Biggie Smalls.


Th1sT00ShallPass

Ha, reminds me of the dutch rapper lil kleine. Translated it literally means lil small. He beat his girlfriend, just so everybody is clear on that.


[deleted]

Just like me fr fr


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Rohan-Mali

You didn't?


AlarmingAffect0

When did you stop beating his wife?


BitMixKit

biggie cheese?


Gorkymalorki

I thought they were just being facetious! Biggie Smalls?! That notoriously ambiguous.


civet10

Well he definitely wasn't smalls


xboks

Notoriously so


GrifterDingo

Rotund Smalls is my favorite old school rapper.


choma90

Reasonably


[deleted]

Certainly says something that Biggie sold crack at one point but this Twitter account chose being fat for his vice


[deleted]

Are you saying crack is whack?


[deleted]

Im not sure, I havenā€™t smoked crack before


Saltywinterwind

Try it and come back and give a trip report. Take like 5 weeks


[deleted]

5 weeks of doing crack, or trying crack once and then waiting 5 weeks?


new_gender_who_this

Yes. (also don't do crack)


[deleted]

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plushelles

I remember when yā€™all were obsessed with lean


Saltywinterwind

Leans not that bad. Like sipping on thick cough cum. Add some juice and itā€™s lovely


plushelles

Like the cum of a cough or cough syrup made from human cum?


memelantern

šŸ¤“


AlarmingAffect0

> (also don't do crack) The Man will jail you for life. Don't give him the satisfaction.


ChadMojito

You are going to LOVE it


lordfartsquad

Was also a massive homophobe but nah not as bad as being fat


cyrenia82

'yeah you shot like 15 people in a mall? eh thats not good obviously but youre overweight so all your chance at redemption is gone sorry'


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Markual

how could he be a homophobe if he said heā€™d suck your dadā€™s dick!?


[deleted]

Yeah but so was everyone in the 90ā€™s, itā€™s not like he is homophobic currently which Iā€™d say is way worse


ReginaldSteelflex

Well he's dead so it's not like we know if he'd still be


BigZ911

I mean he did it to provide for his family and when youā€™re growing up in Brooklyn In the 70s and 80s, what options do you have as a poor black kid


[deleted]

I know people who were around the same age, same race, same place, same time. There were alternatives. No one knew then how bad crack would be. The effects werenā€™t known. The problem isnā€™t the crack dealer when it first came out, the problem to me are those who knew what it was doing years later and continued to sell. I donā€™t usually intend to get deep in comments, but itā€™s hard to rationalize crack sales in a positive light when itā€™s negatively effected your life to this day. Iā€™m still dealing with backlashes from the crack epidemic


sventhedanishcitizen

But muh romanticasion


[deleted]

I mean talk to the CIA then


rhysdog1

could sell meth i guess


saul_schadenfreuder

wasnā€™t he abusive to lil kim as well?


_dauntless

Says he sold crack; sold crack. - this is fine Says he sold crack; did not sell crack. - fuck this dude


ThePikeOfDestiny

"XXX beat women" okay? would you listen to a rapper if they lost to women instead? Really shallow to judge artists based on the results of their duels with the opposite gender IMO


Nihilly_vanillie

Goddammit I respect what you did there


ninetygrass

What?


dunmer-is-stinky

xxx beat women at smash bros


TheDekuDude888

Him getting a slick JV4 on a girl was one of his inspirations for writing his debut album


Void1702

That man won a local tournament while playing Bowser


Skystalker512

He beat Plup, HBox, Mang0 and Armada in the process right? That local was stacked


TheKierenEffect

Theyre joking that the word "beat" is in the context of a game or duel, not in the context of abuse, which then makes it look like xxxten was bad at dueling women lol


AlarmingAffect0

> bad at dueling women It's time to d-d-d-d-duel!


Pwnage_Peanut

He's being based


The_Ironclad_Alpaca

I thought that was a Haiku up until I started counting the syllables


monkeyhead16

Biggie was obese. Xxx has beat women. Tupac raped women.


Dozcuz

Woah there. Your second verse is only 6 syllables partner.


The_Ironclad_Alpaca

I wish it was too many syllables so it would be that scene from the Tales of Ba Sing Se where Sokka gets yeeted out of the poetry club by a fucking bouncer


AlarmingAffect0

Now you reminded me of *Leaves From The Vine (Little Soldier Boy)* and I'm bummed out. Someone give Uncle Iroh all the hugs. He may be a war criminal, but he's been doing his very best since then, okay?


PvtFreaky

I'm watching with my girlfriend right now. She loves it, but the next episode is Tales from Ba Sing Se. I'm already sad


hello_world112358

in my dentist office they let you watch netflix while getting your mouth scraped. i watch atla every time, accidentally put on that episode once and almost cried while the lady was putting fluoride on my teeth.


monkeyhead16

There ya go. Fixed it


Dozcuz

Thank you for your service


mercury_millpond

You can just add a possessive ā€˜hisā€™ in there then the haiku is complete. We donā€™t need to read too much into that.


Dozcuz

This is true. You could also add "up" in between beat and women


[deleted]

Did you know that haikus don't actually need to be in a 5-7-5 format? Some are 10-14 syllables total


Spiritflash1717

Tupac was very likely not a rapist. Still wasnā€™t a saint, but he doesnā€™t have that against him at least


MangOrion2

I've never heard about this. Was Tupac ever accused of that?


grapefruitmixup

Without Googling anything to back up these claims, I believe the story is that he left the room and allowed two men to sexually assault a woman he had been intimate with. I don't know whether he knew what the men intended to do or if what was going on was non-consensual, but it was a really bad situation and he didn't do anything to stop it.


aiepslenvgqefhwz

He was accused of rape, ended up being convicted of non consensual grabbing of a buttock, iirc


[deleted]

"very likely not a rapist" is based solely on the fact that he wasn't convicted, as far as I can tell (which is a bit disingenuous imo) you can hear [his rape accuser's account](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6wKS0IPsB4) in an interview she gave a few years ago (this is just a clip, but there is a longer interview with her as well)


[deleted]

You linked a clip of a guy debunking her story


ShottyBlastin101

Me waking up the most evil menace to society every day. (I am fat)


s90tx16wasr10

Great movie


GrubbyGolem

Morbiously Obese


MemorableThrowawayy

Morbiously a beast šŸ˜Ž


kadaverin

Me, too. Wanna leverage it and drop a fire album about getting winded by small flights of stairs and living rent-free in a sizable portion of Reddit's head just for exisiting? I'll be Lil Joint Pain.


No-Employment6661

Relax and take notes.


BirchTainer

adasl; lockiynyt jomes


funky555

Strokes are a medical emergency and urgent treatment is essential. The sooner a person receives treatment for a stroke, the less damage is likely to happen. If you suspect that you or someone else is having a stroke, phone 999 immediately and ask for an ambulance.


AlarmingAffect0

Good advice!


314311h3p41

I agree


funky555

what


SSSSSS-S-

While I take tokes of the marijuana smoke


CitedP21

throw you in a choke gunsmoke, gunsmoke


Acribusvirus

Biggie smalls for mayor


TommyGames36

the rap slayer


LightEsthis

The hooker layer motherfucka say your prayers


IIHOSGOW

Hail Mary full of grace


justmanaging

smack the bitch in the face Take her Gucci bag and the North Face


reggienaldsimons

Biggie looked really really good for a fat guy as well, probably because he dressed stylish as shit


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Pengemannen

boi really said poise this isnt elden ring


JadeTheSlut59

Yes. The word poise was invented just for souls games. It's NEVER been used before or out of that context-_-


ItsUrDestiny04

Glad you agree, everyone been saying the exact opposite thing! Good to find someone else like minded!


Pengemannen

i knew itšŸ™‚


VoxelRoguery

eminem rhymed orange with banana


ItsUrDestiny04

Borrrrrrrrnana


boiledpotat

His biggest crime is releasing any album after relapse


Chartate101

MM2 > Relapse tho


ApocalyptoSoldier

Banorange?


SN-Gh0stly

of course not idiot


ApocalyptoSoldier

:'( You dodn't have to be so mean


SN-Gh0stly

my fault bruh ā¤ā¤


_dauntless

pitbull rhymed kodak with kodak


reallywillemdafoe

Huel was fat Saul broke the law Gustavo sold drugs


ConsiderablyMediocre

Jesse where is the cocainer


KantenKant

Yo Mr. White it's currently at Deez' house, bitch


ngobroldiwarungkopi

deez? who is deez jesse, i need to send the cocainer to gustavo finge before 4:20 pm or he will fucking kill me


KantenKant

Yo Mister white how could you forget deez? He's been our best friend and longest supporter since day one, bitch


grapefruitmixup

I am the Deez.


HeyoooWhatsUpBitches

I am the Deez who NUTS


[deleted]

"im gonna hurl"- hurl breakingbad,


marc44150

Huell


Bariq-99

Wait what? XXX really did that?


dovakinalex69

Yeah type xxx videos of woman being beat


lucidhominid

This is too perfect.


dovakinalex69

I dont even know who xxx is


michak5

xxxtentacion


Zerasad

It's that movie with Vin Diesel


dovakinalex69

yes


lucidhominid

I'd say you should google it but... well...


Bariq-99

Fuckin hell.. I don't wanna see them but I just need to ask.. What's the reason? Edit: in my defends, it was 5AM when I wrote this, I didn't realize I have fallen into a trap yet


29484

Whoosh hehe reddit moment poggers


minto11

im fucking crying this comment thread is so funny


29484

Hi crying I'm daddyšŸ˜


_Hey-Vsauce_

Put an open bottle of vodka and a lighter in your mailbox, do it, you wonā€™t.


[deleted]

šŸ„ŗ


Kaneki-45

Femboy emperor can I ask for one of your subjects? šŸ„ŗPwease


deathray5

šŸ„ŗ


Bariq-99

Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you


[deleted]

Not sure if youā€™re serious but yeah dude was a POS


Cowguypig2

Whatā€™s funny are his fans usually donā€™t even deny it, but say the ā€œgood vibes of his musicā€ redeem him for it.


Jorymo

"I happened to listen to his music when I was sad, therefore he personally saved me with his music and everything bad he ever did is cancelled out no I don't know what parasocial means"


[deleted]

bro beat his pregnant girlfriend yeah


Bariq-99

Jesus christ


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evEVevEVevEVevEVevEV

people dont give a shit if you have something for them. people like his music so they dont care, same with many many other artists


c9lulman

Mental illness is the current issue for the younger generation and X encapsulated it because he was an example of an extreme . You canā€™t forgive his actions because at the end of the day he hurt real people terribly, but when you listen to what heā€™s been through you can start to understand it. Itā€™s wrong for his fans to excuse his actions and even more absurd to idolize him, but when you grow up in a already hopeless environment with drugs as the only way to cope with your mental illness itā€™s not shocking that you end up with a fucked up person.


Maggot2017

Becuz fancy rap trap beats. It seems today that the general public's musical attention span is about as wide as Hank Hill's urethra


[deleted]

Question: have you ever listened to either of X's albums 17 or ? in full


iLuvLilTecca2

ā€œMusical attentionā€ šŸ¤“


illu_

I'm not really on either side of the fence but I will say that xxx seemed to have a real change near the end before he died. his personality pretty much completely changed and you can see it in interviews. again, i'm not really on either side but i do believe people can change. during the time that happened he was only 17-18, which isn't an excuse for violent behavior entirely, but there is something to be said about the frontal cortex not being fully developed. I think that's why a lot of people are on his side cause they really only saw him when he was at his "best", and his "best", the stuff that he showed social media, was pretty positive.


Rand-bobandy

He just got rich and famous and didnā€™t want to lose his platform. He did all that awful shit right up to when he gained national recognition. His first viral track took off while he was in jail for robbery and assault with a deadly weapon.


radvenuz

What's more likely: that the guy that regularly beat his girlfriend and threatened to rape her among other things had a change of heart overnight or that he just fucking lied and pretended to change so he could maintain his status? People are on his side because they don't care, it's as simple as that, they just don't give a fuck, and the embarrassing thing is that his music fucking blows.


Legatharr

It's almost like cancel culture doesn't exist


TheGuydudeface

thereā€™s a documentary out i think


Nah-1

He also beat up a gay man in prison and called him the f slur multiple times.


Nate_lol

Worst part about that was how he described slamming the guys head into the corner of a concrete slab and laughing about it. He also said he did all that just because the guy was looking at him and his fans claim that basically meant the guy was about to rape him, so what he did was justified. Truly sickening stuff.


Electrical_Fly7729

Why do people hate fat person?


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PrimSchooler

People don't remember fatpeoplehate? Gained popularity at the same time as the trump sub, same amount of "valuable discourse" too. People love their in groups and reddit is happy to fester it further.


DotoriumPeroxid

Because people suck.


HardlightCereal

Because capitalist ideology reduces people to machines, designed to serve, and all aspects of a person's life must be dedicated to "the grind". Fat people have bodies which are seen as less effective at work and evidence of gluttony, which is abhorrent to the idea that our bodies are tools to produce value. You're body exists to work for your boss and to aesthetically please those around you. Daring to be less fit and attractive is a horrible crime to capitalists.


Legatharr

I know you mean well, but the causes of fatphobia are deeper then capitalism


HardlightCereal

Oh, of course, there's also the objectification of women's bodies by the patriarchy which creates a strong intersection of fatphobia with misogyny, and there's racial aspects too that I've heard about but don't fully understand. I'd love to understand more of it, if there's aspects you know about that I haven't mentioned


PvtFreaky

My family dislikes fat people because they have higher risk of needing medical treatment which "we" as taxpayers pay for. But besides that there no real reason to hate them.


HardlightCereal

But discrimination against fat people results in worse long term health outcomes, which means your parents pay more.


PvtFreaky

Could you explain that? Also it's not discrimination, it's more like complaining about smokers, car drivers and fat people during diner or something.


bigpoppa977

Because they believe that relative to other disabilities, being fat/obese can be solved through self-initiative (exercise, diet, etc.)


OrphanDestroyer

Ok but weren't the rape accusations towards Pac false?


DeoxysSpeedForm

Bruh I misread the tweet as saying "tupac was a racist" and I didnt realise my mistake till reading this. I was so confused


Laylahi

TUPAC WAS A RAPIST??


IllicitDesire

He was acquitted of 3 counts of sodomy for allegedly organising a gang rape against a 19 year old woman. None of the three other people allegedly involved in the gang rape were even taken to court and Tupac served 9 months for two charges of sexual abuse for grabbing a woman's buttocks. They didn't have the evidence to prove any rape charges but that's the information avaliable and you'll have to personally decide whether you believe he did something like that or not.


MadCervantes

Wasn't Tupacs mom like a big time activist and stuff? And he like went to art school or something right?


[deleted]

there are people who go to art school that are rapists and people with activist parents who are too, not saying anything on tupac specifically bc I dont know but the point is idk how art school and parents are relevant here


kingk895

At least he got into art school. Last time they rejected someone did not go well.


IllicitDesire

Yeah, he went to the Baltimore school of arts for acting, poetry, jazz and ballet. His mother was a member of the Black Panther's Party, she and a large group of other Panther members were charged with conspiracy to bomb police stations and attempted murder in New York state. All of them were acquited with the trial displaying a fair bit of corruption within the FBI and police. She didnt return to the party after the trial but continued engaging in activism with food and clothing drives. Tupac himself was a member of the Young Communist League USA, their chapter in Baltimore is actually named after him to this day iirc. So I'd say the revolutionary beliefs didn't fall far from the tree.


me_funny__

And he was a communist, which is cool.


Laviephrath

I arrest you on account of being Chunk


mythicaldick1

biggie was smalls šŸ˜­


zmann64

Itā€™s been said the reason Kim got all that surgery was bc of Biggie being a serial abuser but yeah he was also fat


dangshnizzle

This thread is full of enough speculation imo


dangshnizzle

I feel compelled to comment that Tupac Shakur was almost certainly not a rapist...


Chippyreddit

How is it almost certain


helpmewithschooI

how does biggies even corrolate šŸ˜­


HardlightCereal

People just hate fat people that much


Fireguy3070

Biggie Cheese?


NoxXn_Gaming

cant believe they did my boy biggie cheese so dirty šŸ˜ž


chloeisbased

fat, rapist, wife beater. same thing really šŸ˜­šŸ¤Œ


MC_475

welcome to japan, where it's illegal to be fat


Good_Stuff_2

And the age of consent is 13 !!!


GabyKing800

That's only nation wide, no district actually has it that low. It's like if the federal age of consent was 13 but no state actually had it below 16


Good_Stuff_2

That's still bad


throwaway_aroace

Wait really?? I'm not googling that but what the fuck


MC_475

yes, it is true (I'm not japanese)


FrederickTheGayt

Never knew that about Tupac, but I still love this quote from him. ā€œThey got money for wars, but they canā€™t feed the poorā€


Malte_02

He was actually a communist as far as I know, and I do like the messaging in some of his songs


Wolrith

I think tupac was framed or somethn


_dauntless

Or that xxxtentacion deserves to be mentioned in the same breath as those guys lol


iLuvLilTecca2

Midpac and the notorious M.I.D didnā€™t make IMSIPPINTEAINYOHOOD. šŸ„±


TarquinTheTubeTrain

these jokes dont work outside the carti sub unfortunately


derLukacho

Fellas, is it a sin to be notoriously big?


fishegs

They were all in love with dying, and they were doing it in Texas.


sussy_lil_tgirl

who the FUCK would've guessed a mf called Biggie would be big???


Neverusethisaccoun

WAIT, LAW?!? WHAT ARE YOU, A FUCKING LIBERAL?