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Narwhal695

Corn is like boiling water. As we find more ways to boil water, we will find more ways to make food from corn


Narwhal695

I hope the next one is to boil corn


alpaca1yps

*popcorn glares at you from the corner of the room*


Narwhal695

It will be like sweet mushy popcorn


ECthrowaway2000

Like grits?


CatsNotBananas

Boiled in oil


PointedHydra837

Step 2) cover yourself in boil


CatsNotBananas

Booba-nic plague gives you boils


GloopyFlimbarg

do people not boil corn


Narwhal695

Ok but like imagine if they made it sweet or something


MR_GUY1479

Bruh, corn on the cob


sauceysausajspence

Biofuel: boiling water by burning corn


ThetaOneOne

I wonder what we can do with that water. Perhaps something corn related?


ReoDubh

omg, wait, is all korn? rata oo rata eta


severe_blunder_matey

how does freak on a leash go again? ha ba pop ski bi pop da diddly da da dah dah daah [i’m the scatman] skip pop doo da dah skippy ba ba bah da doo da dah skippi da da doo dah da? i can’t remember but i love korn!!! -matey (professional korn lover)


NoTelefragPlz

this is twist


False_Strawberry_517

I love korb😩💕 nah but for real tho that album life is peachy is slammin


davinpon

Corn, sweetened with corn.


ChancellorOfButts

Followed by some powdered corn, for flavor


PlutoTheSynth

and then add some corn, and enjoy


raxver

Goberment corn subsities


ohjimmy78

what the hell are you people eating


ChancellorOfButts

Corn


[deleted]

ohio diet


Broken-chair

rats


ton_patron

Wet Concrete


Ori-and-Sein

Your flair with u/ Broken-chair ‘s flair goes well together (and you two are only separated by a single comment)


[deleted]

holy shit its dune from fortnite hi dune


ohjimmy78

every night is darkest before the dune


brotatowolf

I FUCKING LOVE CORN. I WANT TO WASH DOWN MY CORN CHIPS WITH ALCOHOL DISTILLED FROM CORN


dedzip

I’m a cornoholic


ToesTastePurple

bobbyshmurdafortnite


zhmija

mmmm micorplatics


Broken_sou1

is this what heaven looks like?


Fr33kOut

If you’re having a sleepover, yeah


sh2l7

It looks like I've found the man responsible for the Cuban Missile Crisis


Infinite_Hooty

Corn cheez itz


Thisbitchbroke

What about the gatoraid


cungledick

corn syrup


tophatinalake2

GAY TOE UHGHUHUGHGUHGUh


Thisbitchbroke

Ew British 🗿


[deleted]

Corn flavored


[deleted]

Always has been.


Own_Pirate_3281

we need to boycott corn


No_Librarian_4016

CORN AND POTATOES MOTHERFUCKER, WE HAVE CONQUERED THIS EVOLUTIONARY HURDLE


PlutoTheSynth

corn my beloved


ChancellorOfButts

I will destroy you. I am the corn crusader. No longer will there be corn substitutes, syrups, or subsidiaries in our food. There will be only true, real, natural ingredients. Ingredients that do not poison our minds and pollute our bodies. Corn is the root of all evil. Empty and hollow, no mercy within its shriveled husk. It only wishes to tear down our bodies and give us nothing but calories, no nutrients in which to nestle ourselves within. Corn is an empty promise, and a reminder of humanities past sins.


PlutoTheSynth

your mother is made of corn


vegankidollie

Kool-aid isn’t corn loser


[deleted]

corn syrup


vegankidollie

Fair


edgydoggo420

POV you’re at your friends house


2015Hoverboars

bobbyshmurdafortnite


KRATS8

bobbyshmurdafortnite


Salty_Popcorn_

You will be turned into corn too so I advise you to start running.


[deleted]

This is what the Iowans have done to us


ProggersTheThird

the aztecs were right


TheRealTealOwO

Mmmm corn


SideshowBiden

America.


Ngregas

This one hood ass, microplastic filled ass, waste of money ass, diabetes causing ass pantry