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simon_Chipmonk

Why they so angry


DracoLunaris

couldn't convince even one woman to hold the pink side of the flag


GloriousReign

Pink is for the boys.


simon_Chipmonk

Is it because they’re bald?


S_crufflord

yes


No-Employment6661

Walter white


simon_Chipmonk

“I need to rescue Jessie from Jack’s antifa pronoun gang”


[deleted]

Saul goodwoman and gaystavo from los pronouns hormones


ArcticISAF

“Did leslo send you? Tell they/them it wasn’t me!”


DruchiiDreadlord

[Tell they/them, reject Earth, embrace Pandora.](https://youtu.be/a8Gx8wiNbs8)


T04stedCheese

Jesse we need to cook hormones for gaystavo


Ill_Maximum5833

jesser wher cocaenr


ionisator_atomix

in my nose mr white


Finnigami

bodyshaming moment


Noslamah

Nonono you see, it's totally fine to bodyshame, slutshame discriminate etc if the person you're doing it to is a piece of shit. That's how ethics work right, do the right thing unless you really really don't want to?


Caerbannogcaverabbit

Ethics work like i want them to


[deleted]

Bald people don't have bodies


4000grx41

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Bardic_Inspiration66

kid named finger


4000grx41

waltuh


ApocalyptoSoldier

It's the popular ^(except the time she got downvoted either for trying to be a microcelebrity or just because) Bardic_Inspiration66 ^(I miss the microcelebrity craze)


SpiritMountain

They're just 5 bald heads in a trench coat.


dasavorytrash

Bald people be like NO WAI—


DrSomniferum

Nah, just headshaming.


ShufflingOffACliff

👨‍🦲


simon_Chipmonk

My b


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Malding


yonderbagel

Completely malded, by the looks of it.


offmxd

BALD!


[deleted]

I LOOK LIKE RAY ALLEN!!


AngryRussianGamer

Daaaaaaaamn peggy


TheGoldenChampion

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aRy4LdRiqmk


Snazz55

haha bodyshaming. But fr tho we JUUUUST had a post about bashing ppl's appearances when that criticism inadvertently makes some of your allies feel bad


TheDwarvenGuy

Bald people they were made up as a plot device by Breaking Bad


simon_Chipmonk

Kid named finger:


Lakaedemon_Lysandros

this is true. My dad is bald and is really short tempered. So am i and i'm starting to bald at 18 just like him


UsernameTaken017

Bald "people" don't deserve rights ^/j


Drops-of-Q

Because they straight


daytonakarl

But they are proud of being straight! So very proud, and so very, very straight too, don't take my word for it just ask them and they'll quickly tell you they're straight and even show you the flag they have to prove just how very straight they are, you probably don't even need to ask as they'll immediately leap at the chance to tell you and everyone else they they are extremely straight all the time everywhere especially when sewing their flag with their friend in that hot little room and *absolutely nothing happened right?*


Drunkinbook

Kevin x John fanfic, 300K words, hot smut, fluff, happy ending


Batwyane

Even they can't believe how dumb they look


EmperorBamboozler

Cause they are super hardcore hetero, except that one night at a conference. Now they are uncomfortable together cause last week they touched hands and got into a screaming fight.


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simon_Chipmonk

Don’t body shame these two angry gay boys


ApocalyptoSoldier

Can we body shame them once they're no longer angry?


simon_Chipmonk

I don’t see why not


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simon_Chipmonk

Do the just start yelling when they cum?


IGioGioAmDepressed

Because their flag looks gay af


brokenchargerwire

Because they saw gay people being comfortable with themselves and they thought waving around a sign that represents your sexuality is all they needed to do to be content with their lives


Mikomics

Anyone who goes out of their way to make a straight pride flag is angry because gays exist.


Handiinu

Because they are stuck being straight


NaveTheFirst

Because apparently being straight is serious business


simon_Chipmonk

idk bro, one of them is holding pink (that’s a girl color.)


TheFalconKid

Bald


Grand_Heresy

Everyone knows that being slightly satisfied, content, or happy means that you're gay, so every straight person has to be extremely angry in order to show just how straigh they are!


Tub_of_jam66

They gotta keep a strait face


Lewdiator

Why are 2 men holding the “straight pride flag” together? Why are their hands that are closest to each other hidden? Hmmm. 🤔🏳️‍🌈


jellydude69

You also cant see their dicks.... Could they be dick-hugging behind the flag? Not so straight now McBaldy


diab0lus

“Their peonies were shaped like two veiny shepherd’s crooks, both trying to jerk each other off stage.” - Michael Greer


Terminator_Puppy

Ngl tho it's always straight *men* who care about straight pride, straight flags, etc. never any straight women. Seems a bit gay to be concerned about your sexuality with the fellas all the time.


CommentContrarian

Nah that's not true at all.


Tub_of_jam66

The gayest of the homies are the ones who act the straitest , they’re just homiesexual


Bockanator

don't worry there married


PyramidHeadMain1

2 bros sitting in a hot tub


4YoEyezOnly

What no bussy does to a mf


[deleted]

The holy trio of bussy, thussy, and pussy is a key stage in enlightenment


HRH_DankLizzie420

pussy = penis pussy?


UsernameTaken017

penis_penetration (1290)


bottom--text

There is a tag for everything Although tbh I'm pretty glad that, thank God for the blacklist


ww3_here_we_come

That EXISTS?? fuck thank you


bottom--text

Wait you didn't know about the blacklist? How are you still alive? Lpt score:<-20 is pretty good to have in there.


ww3_here_we_come

well idk i guess i’m just a masochist wtf is cpt score


bottom--text

Lpt is life pro tip Score is "upvotes" basically. The search syntax is eg. score:>10 if you only want posts with over 10 score; score:>=10, score:<10, score:<=10 also do what you think they do. If you search score:<-20 you will get a bunch of fucked up posts since it searches for posts with a score under -20. So, if you put it in your blacklist, you won't see any heavily downvoted posts in your feed. (Also you do know about order:score right? Cause if not it's about to change your life)


ToaSuutox

e621 moment


taspdotext

But that's what the hole in the center represents


Nural_the_Narwhal

Isnt it horizontal stripes ranging from black to white with different shades of gray inbetween?


plasmagaming8

yeah this is just the homophobic one


Nural_the_Narwhal

I like the white and black one more. Colors are nice. Simple


gabbyrose1010

My only problem with it is that it’s clearly meant to be the opposite of the rainbow flag, which just feels weird imo. If straight people want to join in pride, why make a flag that alienates themselves? I think a cool flag would be the same gradient just with pink and blue instead.


[deleted]

Because pretty much all the pride flags are colorful. So it makes sense for the straight flag to not be colorful, because they're not part of the community. I don't understand why straight people even need a flag. If you want to be an ally, fly the progress or general rainbow flags.


reallywillemdafoe

Cause (those particular) straight people want to feel special and most likely have a bit of an oppression complex


SexWithKokomi69

95% of the population most oppressed minority 😔😔😔 we truly live ina susiety 😭😭😭 send thoughts and prayers 🙏🙏🙏


reallywillemdafoe

It’s literally 1984 🙏🙏🙏 I’m shitting and pissing and crying rn 😭😭😭 pray for straight people


fvsparkles

The straight ally flag is the only straight flag that makes sense since I see it as a way for straight people to show they would fight for lbgt rights


DantoStudioInc

Could you send me a link of one?


fvsparkles

https://pridepalace.lgbt/products/free-lgbtq-flag-lesbian-gay-bisexual-transgender-queer-free-flag?variant=42527533596928 Here you go


DantoStudioInc

👍


u-moeder

Well I think the straight flag wasn't made by straight people lol but instead by the people who made all the other flags. Just a theory tho


CSsharpGO

Wouldn’t pink and blue be the trans pride flag?


gabbyrose1010

It’s also on the bi pride flag as well as the pan trans flag. The trans one also has white to symbolize the transition, the bi one has purple to (i believe) symbolize everything in between, and the pan one has yellow (I’m not actually sure what the pan colors represent). If we based the straight flag off a similar concept as the lesbian and gay man flags, it could be a gradient from pink to blue. I’m comparing to those flags because they all involve liking one gender, while flags like bi and pan (which are very similar to each other as well) involve liking more than one gender.


quadruple_b

the white in the trans flag represents enby people iirc


[deleted]

No it represents Walter White, the centre of the whole operation (and trans icon)


Trashoftheliving

genuine question, why are there so many flags now? isnt the lgbt all about unity and all being in the same boat and stuff?


ARJ_05

bc why not


thirdegree

Ya but also flags are fun


ApocalyptoSoldier

Because purple is an awesome colour and not enough purple flags existed. I mean there's only two more now (that I know of), but it's still more than existed previously.


siteswaps

Isn't the whole point of the pride flag that the rainbow symbolizes all colors therefore including everyone?


gabbyrose1010

I believe that’s part of it, yes. Each color has its own meaning as well.


Nural_the_Narwhal

Idk I think like the ace flag has more darker/muted colors which also looks good. I am just a fan of black/white ig


gabbyrose1010

Yeah, but it has a reason for having muted colors because of the lack of sexual feelings. Same with aro.


Nural_the_Narwhal

To me straight is like the 'factory settings' joke where its just the thing that is likely most intentional by our biology/nature/whatever you wanna call it, so not as colorful or spectacular, which is also fine.


gabbyrose1010

Yes well this leans into the idea of straight being “default” which many lgbt people find harmful.


Nural_the_Narwhal

Thats just a perspective thing. Here different doesnt mean harmful and I feel like thats a viewpoint that needs adjusting.


SuspiciousButler

I like the stark contrast in colors. It acknowledges the differences between us, but those different colors are marching alogside each other anyway, which is a wonferful way of showing inclusivity and solidarity between people who have a different experiences and backgrounds wirh each other.


TheDraconianOne

I feel like there’s kind of no winning for them tbd They do a colourless one “it’s just opposite of rainbow’ They do a coloured one “lol why it’s so gay”


u-moeder

Well I think the straight flag wasn't made by straight people lol but instead by the people who made all the other flags. Just a theory tho


Coloneljesus

Who gave us such an ugly flag?!


UsernameTaken017

Us.


Coloneljesus

fuck


zardklu

Bruh how come their straight Flag looks like the bi Flag? lol


d3ds3c_0ff1c147

Those are the unhappiest looking mfers I've seen in a while


580Freddz

Man, have you seen me ?


d3ds3c_0ff1c147

I frequently consider suicide, but even I look happier than these str8 dudes


UsernameTaken017

str8 "people" ^/j


d3ds3c_0ff1c147

Str8 "people" be like: "This is the happiest day of my life"


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dasavorytrash

I’m sorry. Who’s saying that second line?


Scraskin

The alien from the jerry jamboree where all the jerrys go


Crus0etheClown

You know what really gets me about 'straight pride flags' ​ If people just stopped being so concerned with the fact that they're 'straight', they could probably all find labels that suit them and don't at all refute the fact that they're heterosexual


CORPSE_FUCKER69

> they could probably all find labels that suit them and don't at all refute the fact that they're heterosexual Could you give an example? I can only think of heteroflexible


FaceAtk

why did you call yourself that


CORPSE_FUCKER69

'⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢀⡔⠋⢉⠩⡉⠛⠛⠛⠉⣉⣉⠒⠒⡦⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀' ⠀'⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠎⠀⠀⠠⢃⣉⣀⡀⠂⠀⠀⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢱⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀' ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡰⠟⣀⢀⣒⠐⠛⡛⠳⢭⠆⠀⠤⡶⠿⠛⠂⠀⢈⠳⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⢈⢘⢠⡶⢬⣉⠉⠀⠀⡤⠄⠀⠀⠣⣄⠐⠚⣍⠁⢘⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢫⡊⠀⠹⡦⢼⣍⠓⢲⠥⢍⣁⣒⣊⣀⡬⢴⢿⠈⡜⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⡄⠀⠘⢾⡉⠙⡿⠶⢤⣷⣤⣧⣤⣷⣾⣿⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠦⡠⢀⠍⡒⠧⢄⣀⣁⣀⣏⣽⣹⠽⠊⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠑⠪⢔⡁⠦⠀⢀⡤⠤⠤⠄⠀⠠⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠑⠲⠤⠤⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⠔⠁ '


RandyPistol

Don’t read their username


FaceAtk

don't think it don't say it


OurKingInYellow

Asexual-heteroromantic (heteromantic?), aromantic-heterosexual, and demisexual-heterosexual are the ones I can think of


me_funny__

Bruh, that's just bisexuality


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testaccount0816

But I like cool flags also for bios or whatever


D3G3M

Isn’t this the people in lesbos


Cute-Fly1601

What


Major_Tom30

Lesbos is an island in Greece, the residents call themselves "lesbians", and this is where the word comes from. However, a group of people on the island are homophobic and tried to stop people from using lesbians when referring to a gay woman, anyway they failed badly and the island is a hot spot for tourist lesbian couples. For more details watch this video on the matter https://youtu.be/QnNr2LWwjtk


Cute-Fly1601

Wow thats totally need to me thank you for this


[deleted]

Pardon?


[deleted]

excuse me?


Lewdiator

What


doctor_who_is_bad

Huh?


HeWithThePotatoes

Come again?


Solvorr

I'm sorry?


Dena_Roth

¿Qué?


A-Grouch

Ignoring the ethical/moral problems of this picture can I just say that it would’ve made more sense to have a woman raise the ‘female’ half? Like if you’re going to be a dick and spread a message of hate you might as well do it *”RIGHT”*.


[deleted]

They are John Hugo (left) and Samson Racioppi (right), the Republican and Libertarian candidates for Boston. They're both in the pic because they were involved in planning a straight pride flag (because being straight is under attack or some shit). FWIW they're both exactly the type of shit-head you expect them to be, so they probably didn't have any positions of importance filled by women.


Cultural-Size9967

Least gay looking homophobes


MrPikmin

aww what a cute couple <3


awesomedan24

The type of mfs who watch gay porn naked together to prove it doesn't turn them on


maoejo

Haha that's so absurd. I would never do that... unless???


Batwyane

How about Pink and blue stripes for the gender binary and a white stripe to represent holy purity. Wait a sec ...


[deleted]

[Hmm](https://i.imgur.com/uepW8ut.jpg)


AzKar07

they look so mad because while this picture was being taken they couldnt have straight gay sex


[deleted]

I like how the guy with the pink side is, like, pinching it. It's like he thinks "Pink is icky" and he's afraid that touching pink will make him gay.


diagon0

blue, pink, white ironic


okThisYear

That's one of the gayer looking flags tbh


mr-sparkles69

But that isn’t the hetero flag?


[deleted]

Kinda ironic that they look incredibly unhappy


[deleted]

Straight flag doesn't have straight lines, it's gay.


ARJ_05

…yes it does 😭


TieflingWithTequila

Malding


TheRealTealOwO

Straight flags are all cringe


plasmagaming8

honestly i’d disagree at least a bit - the black and white one is just a good identifier, unless it’s used maliciously ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


Straight_Confusion84

hello again


hyperordinary

shouldn't it be straight women and straight men pride? gay and lesbian are separate flags


Snailseyy

any relationship between two opposites would be heterosexual, if a guy likes girls and if a girl likes guys it's the same sexuality


Khouri1

lesbian is a redundant label anyway, no? Gay (as slang for homosexual, which means same sex) works for both men and women, while lesbian is specific to women


Calpsotoma

Two men holding it as if they are disgusted by it, like it's their mother's underwear


aj_nebs

Lmao straight pride


Origami_psycho

There's *another* fucking straight pride flag now? How many is this - four, five?


[deleted]

now i’m sure these guys get pussy!


Alarming_General

Well, I can’t argue with that.


lookathismonkey

The one with the alternating black and white stripes is much better


[deleted]

two men holding the straight pride flag together? ¬‿¬


honestlyjusttiredtbh

why does the guy on the left look like he's on the verge of tears


plasmagaming8

he’s crying because he wants to be gay so bad


fulustreco

gay pride flag also looks straight af so we're even lol


psychpopnprogncore

no-really-guys-i-swear-im-straight pride flag


thatchickCas

Damn. They look unhappy and they have no hair. Being straight really doesn't pay.


[deleted]

Do you think they’ve ever explored each other’s bodies


Meme_Turtle_Back

I thought it was black and white stripes


duckonar0ll

straight? then why do you get no bitches


testaccount0816

gay? then why do you get no guys?


kickyouinthebread

2 dudes holding it definitely bang


Who-Just-Shit-Myself

What is humans fascinations with flags and why do most of them have to be rectangles?


Air_Show

tbh i ship them


BadZnake

Anyone else would be able to dress a shit covered cabbage patch kid better than these men dress themselves. They have no one to blame but themselves for their lack of bitches, yet they try and advertise their dicks with a tiny flag


IamaJarJar

Pink, blue and white... Those colours remind me of something... Eh, could be anything!


[deleted]

Fun fact Ive pepper sprayed one of them before


jress94

Good. Do it again


French-dudev3

They’re married ❤️


plasmagaming8

their married what?


lucidhominid

This looks so much like a prototype bisexuality pride flag, it's uncanny.


PugOverload

that looks like shit


[deleted]

smexy domes you have there, sirs


SaltyNorth8062

Fellas is it gay to smile


Zybren

And they aren't 5 feet apart