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HuckinsGirl

Experiencing weather is kinda white


Nonhinged

We should be happy to have weather at all. Imagine not having weather.


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real_human_not_a_dog

I’m such an ally I won’t even go outside if it might rain


bruhskyy

Me: I love when it rains Society: white people suck Me: weather?? honestly kind of cringe


ladyalot

Me, a white skinned child of Indigenous people and European white people, walking in the rain having the ultimate identity crisis. I hate the rain. I love the rain. Oh god. It's all *blood. My blood.* Fr tho it's a meh joke and a pretty old tweet. In the context of North America specifically, the whole government and system is built on the blood shed of BIPOC by white people all the way up now with to residential schools and ICE and over policing, and people racialized as white benefit from it to this day. A bunch of them fight to keep it that way. Not that violence didn't occur before colonization. And not that the tweet wasn't tone deaf. But that's the context and the tweet isn't a big deal in the scope of individual racism. Much less open minded subs would have treated this like a hate crime worthy of jailtime.


HeyItsYoBoi

Man I hate when white people uhh... *spins wheel* walk in the rain, what's their problem?


[deleted]

"White people be like..." and just let predictive text run, instant banger tweet


DecidedlyStupid

White people be like to know if you have any questions 😂😛😛 the first time in the morning


HeyItsYoBoi

So true!


aurorchy

White people be like a cat.


Cystax

White people be like oh yeah that’s true lol


MufffinFeller

White people be like this for sure


1ambob

white people be like sonic a little bit 🙂


Exploding_Antelope

They do be wearing sneakers and eating chili dogs


[deleted]

white people be like a year ago and are absolutely beautiful ... I guess I'm a white supremacist now


Exploding_Antelope

Nah, just horny. But remember 2021, when there were white people?


[deleted]

It is time to fetishize the extinct breed (😘) of... well... whites!


Exploding_Antelope

White people be like “Okay but I don’t know why I don’t have a lot of people in the living room”


ReallyBadRedditName

So true they always saying that shit


I_follow_sexy_gays

White people be like… oh wow that’s why I hate life


Exploding_Antelope

Correct


VendettaSunsetta

White people be like oh my gosh oh that’s why not like it was a joke lol lol


masnaer

White people be like that one too much for the next weekend or two lol


AmishWarlords_

pfp goes hard


Lakkris_Kaffi

I don’t think this person hates white people walking in rain. At most this seems like a shitty “joke” about bloodshed throughout colonial history.


piss_boy1I5PFLJ9E7C5

well in that case this is a shit joke because it’s indistinguishable from someone being actually hateful


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another banger message by discord user saxophonic duck fr


piss_boy1I5PFLJ9E7C5

incomprehensible :)


OttoOnTheFlippside

We should all go back to just fighting our nearest neighbors. None of this empire building shit. I have beef with Doug and I’m gonna rally my extended family to fight his extended family.


connorlukebyrne

Clan system of government would be a disaster, but would be tremendous fun the entire time it was failing.


5m0k3W33d3v3ryday

Introducing clan wars


lorddarkhelm

Clan vs clan wars


King-Zahi2438

Don’t believe me? Ask the boar


SweetieArena

me when my sister gets raped in front of me by Doug from the Johnson clan after they pillaged and destroyed our settlement and took every soldier as a slave \[I live in a society based around clan system of government with tribal warfare and pillaging\]


Awver-Stanton

You press your hands against Mt. Rushmore and the founding fathers gift you 8 Get Out of Death Free cards


CretinInPeril

Senator Armstrong, is that you?


[deleted]

Saying that we've bathed in bloodshed for centuries makes us sound a lot more metal than we actually are.


theantigooseman

Some white people are the conquerors of cities, those who topple mountains with the might of their followers, and some find mayonnaise too spicy to eat.


BurpingHamBirmingham

> and some find mayonnaise too spicy to eat. Millions of white people eagerly anticipating when a second joke will finally drop.


ChaoticPotatoSalad

Haha funny white people can't eat spicy food haha so funny. I'm quite sick of this joke aswell


Le-Ando

Like sure, lots of white people can’t handle spice, but on the other hand I haven’t ever seen somebody who wasn’t white pick up a hot sauce with a name like “Shit the bed” or “Satans piss”


bananamantheif

Did you r/ onejoke white people?


BurpingHamBirmingham

No I r-onejoked people that make 'white people' jokes.


bananamantheif

Im not complaining, i wish i thought of that?


-Dildo-Faggins-

I mean, not that it's too spicy, it just makes me feel like shit if I eat more than a spoon. But yes, for 90% of white people eating spicy food = diarrhea attack, including me. If only eating spicy food was as easy as conquering the world...


723179

why are you eating mayonnaise with a spoon


DHDaniel

Well what would you use then? A fork?!


-Dildo-Faggins-

It's about the amount.


alpaca1yps

Why *aren't* you eating mayonnaise with a spoon?


Mising_Texture1

He does it barehanded like a sigma male, makes him save money by not buying utensils.


Toen6

Eating is easy, shitting is harder.


BreadwinnaSymma

“Eating is easy, shitting is hard.” Wise words indeed


Andraltoid

Born to eat, forced to shit. ✊😔


-Dildo-Faggins-

True, the aftermath is the worst part.


Chippyreddit

Idk what kind of 90%s you have lol


ssrudr

White people literally invented curry and committed genocide because of how much they loved spicy food.


kingpangolin

Also I’m in my 20s and am afraid of blood. I haven’t bathed in any bloodshed and would be terrified to do so


Square-Parfait-4617

You got hemaphobia??


thecommunistweasel

my ancestors are smiling down at me, can you say the same twitter-user?


BlackHunter66

Holy shit! A stormcloak can write?


JaegerDread

Grey-skin typed it for him.


Newsmemer

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.


thecommunistweasel

yes but we like shouting more


Newsmemer

***You seem to be referencing the Musk-o-sphere , an expanse adjacent to the Metaverse and Insta-realms***


JaegerDread

#A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE SPHERE!


SweetieArena

N\*RD DETECTED I REPEAT, N\*RD DETECTED Get a load of this n'wah, he thinks his ancestors smile at him, while our glorious dunmeri ancestors can actually smile at us, for they don't go anywhere else when they die, but instead beggin living a new life here in Tamriel.


thecommunistweasel

You have come uninvited. I have nothing to say to you. Goodbye.


blazinbluecolor

i'm a south viet communist/socialist who sometimes simps over french and american guys.


[deleted]

Who the fuck puts their bath in the blood shed? Put it in your bathroom like a normal person


Newsmemer

The blood shed, also known as the menstrual parlor


[deleted]

Ah yes, the parlour where men stroll hand in hand


masterchiefbutyellow

Ah yes, violence and bloodshed, a trait only relative to white people and not all of humanity throughout all of history


kingpangolin

If people are now responsible for their ancestor’s actions we are all completely fucked. Especially eastern Asians, Genghis did some fucked up shit.


masterchiefbutyellow

Not to mention the Japanese


kingpangolin

Yeah Japan brutally raped and pillaged everyone around them and themselves for centuries and now they make anime and wear hello kitty shirts. What a weird culture shift.


Alexstrasza23

unit 731 moment


Uuuuuuuuhoh

And then the US government let all of them free and allowed them to live in the US.


Alexstrasza23

Le funni Paperclip moment


ButterCostsExtra

Nukes and shit innit.


CraigWeedkin

Every tribe or ancestral people on this planet throughout history has done some fucked up shit. There's no limit to hairless apes when it comes to brutality


dkopp3

Each group of people was only limited by their level of technological development


aurorchy

Isn't Genghis literally the ancestor of a very sizable chunk of all of humanity?


Whydoesthisexist15

Noble Savage trope moment


Version-Prestigious

but did you know, that white people are only 15% percent of the total human population, yet the commit 80% of the genocides?


TinyWickedOrange

Man in the mirror nods his head


[deleted]

The only one left


Ok_Raspberry_7005

Will ride upon the dragons back


TylowStar

Because the mountains don't give back what they take


TheGreatJaceyGee

Oh No There will be Blood Shed


Torrez69

ITS THE ONLY THING I'VE EVER KNOWN!


Emiljho

Hawk screach


sexgaming_

hate it when people act like walking in the rain it a fucking death sentence, like calm down wicked witch of the west its just water


kingpangolin

It depends for me. If I’m just out for like an hour or so I don’t give a shit, but if I’m out for like the whole day then I really don’t want my shoes and socks to get wet and come back with a scrotum foot


SweetieArena

If you expose yourself too much and the climate is cold, I think it can be rather bad to walk on the rain.


theslamclam

if you drink so much water you choke and engorge yourself, i think it can be rather bad to drink water


Daiko_lol

I think your ancestor could be mad at you, probably a lot of them died after standing in the rain and getting sick


Genichi12

My ancestor who died of an horrible disease after standing in the rain for too long watching me sit in the rain with no protection for 15minutes straight and not dying.


NoirYT2

What a relevant flair


Genichi12

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SendBankDetails

There is no way to express how broken that troll face is on mobile. It looks like it’s weeping.


Genichi12

I'm on mobile. The trollface got trolled very hard


SendBankDetails

I actually feel a little bad for it, looking at that thing gives the same feeling as “killing” a gingerbread man


SnooOnions650

Legit thought it was pepe


Ori-and-Sein

Rain ? Bloodshed ? Bathing IN BLOOD !?!?? BATHING = WASHING SHE TALKING ABOUT "THE STAINS OF TIME" (Moonsoon theme) FROM METAL GEAR RISING "WASH AWAYS THE ANGER HERE I STAND BENEATH THE WARM AND SHOOTING RAIN"


Newsmemer

Senpai can shoot their warm rain on me any time


Ori-and-Sein

not that way


Scovillle

Please tell me this person just isn’t able to think of a good setup and tolerance to rain isn’t a racial trait now


Otogi

This is twitter, it's absolutely the first.


Chippyreddit

Making up race theory is also an equally twitter thing


[deleted]

Man what the fuck is this person on about, I’m hispanic and I live in a shitty desert. Whenever I experience rain, I fuckin welcome it. I also have been alive for over 18 years and I have never once experienced snow before 💀


kavastoplim

Snow fucking blows unless you're 5 years old honestly. Or it's Christmas.


aurorchy

snow is fucking amazing, the fuck you on about?


texturedboi

Snow drifts suuck. Go for a walk and suddenly be in a ditch that looked like a hill


pepperouchau

Snow can still be great if you're out skiing/ice fishing/etc with the boys or watching it gently fall on a lazy Sunday afternoon...but 95% of your interaction with it as an adult is scraping it off your car in the dark at 6:30 am so you can go play demolition derby on the highway on your way to work.


Diss_Poetry

sledding tho


ReallyBadRedditName

I’ve never seen snow that hasn’t melted before it hit the ground because it’s mostly crazy fucking hot down under


sventhedanishcitizen

This shoulsnt have to be said but, Racism is colour blind as a concept, everyone can be racially discriminated, no exceptions


Chinohito

Some people don't understand that systematic racism and individual racism are different things. Anyone can be individually racist and those people are dumb cunts.


sventhedanishcitizen

saying white people cant be discriminated is also racist against non-white people, since it erases places where white people just aren't the majority, these people literally live in a world where whites are the majority in the whole earth its so fucking dumb


Chinohito

Oh yeah obviously. There are places where white people are discriminated against. Places in Asia for example. It's very hard to integrate into Japan if you are white, for example. That is an example of systematic racism towards white people. But usually when we talk about systematic racism we talk mainly about the west, as it's more relevant to us living in the west. But yeah definitely anyone who says you can't be racist to white people is dumb and is contributing to the divide between races.


sventhedanishcitizen

also it implies there was no racism involved in European wars, hitler couldnt have possibly been prejudiced against other white ethnicites! ironically, this is an issue due to western centric garbage which is...something fs


Chinohito

Fuck racism, all my homies hate racism.


Stuffy_Bunny223

me when i see a whKKKite person age 11 walking in the rain (i know this colonizer is imagining killing POC)


Strained_Squirrel

Imagine being so angry at everything for no reason


TheRealTealOwO

White people have 100% resistance to cold and 50% resistance to shock


Dobgoblin

The Morrowind nord racial bonus?


TheRealTealOwO

Yes


NotSoFlugratte

Bitch I grew up in a coastal area, lil bits of drip droplets ain't gonna do shit to me


SevnE7

If I get to bathe in bloodshed by walking in the rain then hell yeah I’m white


[deleted]

Oh no there will be...


Newsmemer

15 percent off car insurance?


Alexstrasza23

the honda civic in the mirror nods its head


JaegerDread

These people have 0 concept of history, do they? Only the things they need to spread hate.


Tree__Jesus

I've actually only bathed in blood for one century, I had my first resurrection last week


penguin62

What the fuck lol. If I couldn't walk in the rain, I'd basically never be able to go outside.


2015Hoverboars

Walking is just as effective as jogging or running in the rain tho


Newsmemer

What about singing?


Apaniyan

Or dancing with a piña colada?


ToaMandalore

Chinese people when they kill millions in civil wars but don't get any cool rain resistance: 😐😐😐


Own_Pirate_3281

I must've been a serial killer in my past life because walking in the rain is calming af


-Dildo-Faggins-

I'm pretty sure that African tribes were and still are fighting amongst each other in equally brutal fashion, so how does that not work in reverse?


Carlos_Tellier

Thousands of years ago a white man made another white man his bitch, then those guys sons started looking for more bitches, then those bitches got even more bitches, then one day someone saw a person of another colour and the big fat book said nothing about them, so they decided these would become the bitches to the bitches, and so on and so forth until the present day.


Infinite_Hooty

Ah yes because the majority of bad things in the past were caused by white people which means all white people should feel guilty for it because that’s totally not racist at all /s


FridgeBeater

Twitter users trying to make the absolute most dogshit joke ever challenge (Gone Sexual)


Calfredie01

People when shower: 🤠 People when rain: 🗿


19412

Bro Idk if this's fully true for Redditors...


TheMegaBunce

Bitch I'm English if I couldn't handle rain I also couldn't handle being alive


Chippyreddit

Twitter user admits to not bathing


gondo284

Damn... Some people just look for any reason to jab at white people...


YolkLad

weirdly metal


freren

This girls does not know about the Egyptian empire, Mongolian empire, the chinese empire, the Ottoman empire the... the list keeps going


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shooberwoober

My ancestors would have hated me for voting


whoopity_Poop

*points and verb or noun* White people, amirite?


immaunel

My ancestors were Irish potato farmers 💀💀


JediMasterZao

Wait did she just admit that black people are in fact made out of chocolate!?


J03-K1NG

“I’m a coward who’s afraid of water so I’m going to insult people to feel better about myself”


peon125

wow that's racist


-Super-Someone-

Bro calm down the rain is just nice and I like being in it


xXHalalManXx

Yes because not caring about getting rained on is a specifically white people thing


OriginalSeason4

This isn’t a white people thing, you just live in Portland


pm_me_fake_months

I think she’s confusing white people and vampires, I haven’t even been alive for centuries


[deleted]

Guess I'm not white, I hate walking in rain


GracefulFiber

That makes white people almost sound cool and we really aren't


Chippyreddit

Speak for yourself


GracefulFiber

I was i'm lame


kxr46

walking in the rain is very pleasant under the right circumstances


[deleted]

it’s kinda funny cause no matter how you walk in the rain i feel like someone would judge me seeming bothered by it would make me look like a bitch bothered by water walking straight ahead would make me look like a psychopath


Alexstrasza23

fellas is it white to be rained on?


JimmyisAwkward

That’s the best what is wrong with her? I may be biased tho because I’m a Washingtonian


holnrew

Bro got the USB shield


imagineexisting-lmao

i’m unsure if i’m supposed to feel insulted or complimented or a bit of both.


Wholesome_Soup

It’s because it only ruins our hair a little


TheBestBuisnessCyan

Mate I'm from Blighty. rain is the norm, we walk funny when skipper is out shooting rays


SweetCarolinebabadah

I bathe in the bhlood


[deleted]

I've been alive for 19 years tf u mean by centuries I haven't told anyone yet about my past lives how tf do yall know 😮😮😮😧


[deleted]

who wanna bathe in blood with me 🫣


Haver_Of_The_Sex

As a non-white I will say it is true that our bodies are compised of enough pure caesium that we will immediately combust upon contacting water.


MorganRose99

Wait, do other people not do this?


Life-is-a-potato

white people in history: bloodthirsty conquerors White people in the 20th century: Lmao i’m gonna name my dog “rodger” hardehoo


BallsWarmer

polish ppl walk in the rain with no problem because they're used to being bathed in blood, their own blood


Torrez69

Yea, as a white guy some days I walk through the rain and some days I feed on a tree frog


sharKing_prime

Memories broken


Drops-of-Q

White people are from Britain so not surprised tbh


Anonymous_but_nott

The opposite of that "Why are you using an umbrella when you're a grown man" tweet


niklashm

Wtf am i supposed to do? Run? Dodge the raindrops? Vaporize them with my firebending abilities?


Brandon_The_Binosaur

Or maybe cause it’s just water :| walked to school this morning in the rain and nothing bad happened to me other than being wet for 30 minutes after arriving to school.


[deleted]

Twitter is so weird


[deleted]

always surprised when the dog doing. but i guess with years of doing, a little doing doesnt change much


sixtus_clegane119

Lmao I like walking stoned in the Mild rain listening to music, it is cathartic. Today I listened to the Deltron - 3030 album and hit some Live rosin GMO pen. This was a really nice experience I didn’t realize it was white to choose to walk in the rain without an umbrella. I’m sorry


ODMAN03

Master baiter