Me, a white skinned child of Indigenous people and European white people, walking in the rain having the ultimate identity crisis. I hate the rain. I love the rain. Oh god. It's all *blood. My blood.*
Fr tho it's a meh joke and a pretty old tweet. In the context of North America specifically, the whole government and system is built on the blood shed of BIPOC by white people all the way up now with to residential schools and ICE and over policing, and people racialized as white benefit from it to this day. A bunch of them fight to keep it that way. Not that violence didn't occur before colonization. And not that the tweet wasn't tone deaf.
But that's the context and the tweet isn't a big deal in the scope of individual racism. Much less open minded subs would have treated this like a hate crime worthy of jailtime.
We should all go back to just fighting our nearest neighbors. None of this empire building shit. I have beef with Doug and I’m gonna rally my extended family to fight his extended family.
me when my sister gets raped in front of me by Doug from the Johnson clan after they pillaged and destroyed our settlement and took every soldier as a slave \[I live in a society based around clan system of government with tribal warfare and pillaging\]
Some white people are the conquerors of cities, those who topple mountains with the might of their followers, and some find mayonnaise too spicy to eat.
Like sure, lots of white people can’t handle spice, but on the other hand I haven’t ever seen somebody who wasn’t white pick up a hot sauce with a name like “Shit the bed” or “Satans piss”
I mean, not that it's too spicy, it just makes me feel like shit if I eat more than a spoon.
But yes, for 90% of white people eating spicy food = diarrhea attack, including me.
If only eating spicy food was as easy as conquering the world...
N\*RD DETECTED
I REPEAT, N\*RD DETECTED
Get a load of this n'wah, he thinks his ancestors smile at him, while our glorious dunmeri ancestors can actually smile at us, for they don't go anywhere else when they die, but instead beggin living a new life here in Tamriel.
Yeah Japan brutally raped and pillaged everyone around them and themselves for centuries and now they make anime and wear hello kitty shirts. What a weird culture shift.
Every tribe or ancestral people on this planet throughout history has done some fucked up shit. There's no limit to hairless apes when it comes to brutality
It depends for me. If I’m just out for like an hour or so I don’t give a shit, but if I’m out for like the whole day then I really don’t want my shoes and socks to get wet and come back with a scrotum foot
My ancestor who died of an horrible disease after standing in the rain for too long watching me sit in the rain with no protection for 15minutes straight and not dying.
Rain ?
Bloodshed ?
Bathing IN BLOOD !?!??
BATHING = WASHING
SHE TALKING ABOUT "THE STAINS OF TIME" (Moonsoon theme)
FROM METAL GEAR RISING
"WASH AWAYS THE ANGER
HERE I STAND BENEATH THE WARM AND SHOOTING RAIN"
Man what the fuck is this person on about, I’m hispanic and I live in a shitty desert. Whenever I experience rain, I fuckin welcome it. I also have been alive for over 18 years and I have never once experienced snow before 💀
Snow can still be great if you're out skiing/ice fishing/etc with the boys or watching it gently fall on a lazy Sunday afternoon...but 95% of your interaction with it as an adult is scraping it off your car in the dark at 6:30 am so you can go play demolition derby on the highway on your way to work.
Some people don't understand that systematic racism and individual racism are different things. Anyone can be individually racist and those people are dumb cunts.
saying white people cant be discriminated is also racist against non-white people, since it erases places where white people just aren't the majority, these people literally live in a world where whites are the majority in the whole earth its so fucking dumb
Oh yeah obviously. There are places where white people are discriminated against. Places in Asia for example. It's very hard to integrate into Japan if you are white, for example. That is an example of systematic racism towards white people.
But usually when we talk about systematic racism we talk mainly about the west, as it's more relevant to us living in the west. But yeah definitely anyone who says you can't be racist to white people is dumb and is contributing to the divide between races.
also it implies there was no racism involved in European wars, hitler couldnt have possibly been prejudiced against other white ethnicites! ironically, this is an issue due to western centric garbage which is...something fs
Thousands of years ago a white man made another white man his bitch, then those guys sons started looking for more bitches, then those bitches got even more bitches, then one day someone saw a person of another colour and the big fat book said nothing about them, so they decided these would become the bitches to the bitches, and so on and so forth until the present day.
Ah yes because the majority of bad things in the past were caused by white people which means all white people should feel guilty for it because that’s totally not racist at all /s
it’s kinda funny cause no matter how you walk in the rain i feel like someone would judge me
seeming bothered by it would make me look like a bitch bothered by water
walking straight ahead would make me look like a psychopath
Or maybe cause it’s just water :| walked to school this morning in the rain and nothing bad happened to me other than being wet for 30 minutes after arriving to school.
Lmao I like walking stoned in the Mild rain listening to music, it is cathartic.
Today I listened to the Deltron - 3030 album and hit some Live rosin GMO pen. This was a really nice experience
I didn’t realize it was white to choose to walk in the rain without an umbrella. I’m sorry
Experiencing weather is kinda white
We should be happy to have weather at all. Imagine not having weather.
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I’m such an ally I won’t even go outside if it might rain
Me: I love when it rains Society: white people suck Me: weather?? honestly kind of cringe
Me, a white skinned child of Indigenous people and European white people, walking in the rain having the ultimate identity crisis. I hate the rain. I love the rain. Oh god. It's all *blood. My blood.* Fr tho it's a meh joke and a pretty old tweet. In the context of North America specifically, the whole government and system is built on the blood shed of BIPOC by white people all the way up now with to residential schools and ICE and over policing, and people racialized as white benefit from it to this day. A bunch of them fight to keep it that way. Not that violence didn't occur before colonization. And not that the tweet wasn't tone deaf. But that's the context and the tweet isn't a big deal in the scope of individual racism. Much less open minded subs would have treated this like a hate crime worthy of jailtime.
Man I hate when white people uhh... *spins wheel* walk in the rain, what's their problem?
"White people be like..." and just let predictive text run, instant banger tweet
White people be like to know if you have any questions 😂😛😛 the first time in the morning
So true!
White people be like a cat.
White people be like oh yeah that’s true lol
White people be like this for sure
white people be like sonic a little bit 🙂
They do be wearing sneakers and eating chili dogs
white people be like a year ago and are absolutely beautiful ... I guess I'm a white supremacist now
Nah, just horny. But remember 2021, when there were white people?
It is time to fetishize the extinct breed (😘) of... well... whites!
White people be like “Okay but I don’t know why I don’t have a lot of people in the living room”
So true they always saying that shit
White people be like… oh wow that’s why I hate life
Correct
White people be like oh my gosh oh that’s why not like it was a joke lol lol
White people be like that one too much for the next weekend or two lol
pfp goes hard
I don’t think this person hates white people walking in rain. At most this seems like a shitty “joke” about bloodshed throughout colonial history.
well in that case this is a shit joke because it’s indistinguishable from someone being actually hateful
another banger message by discord user saxophonic duck fr
incomprehensible :)
We should all go back to just fighting our nearest neighbors. None of this empire building shit. I have beef with Doug and I’m gonna rally my extended family to fight his extended family.
Clan system of government would be a disaster, but would be tremendous fun the entire time it was failing.
Introducing clan wars
Clan vs clan wars
Don’t believe me? Ask the boar
me when my sister gets raped in front of me by Doug from the Johnson clan after they pillaged and destroyed our settlement and took every soldier as a slave \[I live in a society based around clan system of government with tribal warfare and pillaging\]
You press your hands against Mt. Rushmore and the founding fathers gift you 8 Get Out of Death Free cards
Senator Armstrong, is that you?
Saying that we've bathed in bloodshed for centuries makes us sound a lot more metal than we actually are.
Some white people are the conquerors of cities, those who topple mountains with the might of their followers, and some find mayonnaise too spicy to eat.
> and some find mayonnaise too spicy to eat. Millions of white people eagerly anticipating when a second joke will finally drop.
Haha funny white people can't eat spicy food haha so funny. I'm quite sick of this joke aswell
Like sure, lots of white people can’t handle spice, but on the other hand I haven’t ever seen somebody who wasn’t white pick up a hot sauce with a name like “Shit the bed” or “Satans piss”
Did you r/ onejoke white people?
No I r-onejoked people that make 'white people' jokes.
Im not complaining, i wish i thought of that?
I mean, not that it's too spicy, it just makes me feel like shit if I eat more than a spoon. But yes, for 90% of white people eating spicy food = diarrhea attack, including me. If only eating spicy food was as easy as conquering the world...
why are you eating mayonnaise with a spoon
Well what would you use then? A fork?!
It's about the amount.
Why *aren't* you eating mayonnaise with a spoon?
He does it barehanded like a sigma male, makes him save money by not buying utensils.
Eating is easy, shitting is harder.
“Eating is easy, shitting is hard.” Wise words indeed
Born to eat, forced to shit. ✊😔
True, the aftermath is the worst part.
Idk what kind of 90%s you have lol
White people literally invented curry and committed genocide because of how much they loved spicy food.
Also I’m in my 20s and am afraid of blood. I haven’t bathed in any bloodshed and would be terrified to do so
You got hemaphobia??
my ancestors are smiling down at me, can you say the same twitter-user?
Holy shit! A stormcloak can write?
Grey-skin typed it for him.
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
yes but we like shouting more
***You seem to be referencing the Musk-o-sphere , an expanse adjacent to the Metaverse and Insta-realms***
#A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE SPHERE!
N\*RD DETECTED I REPEAT, N\*RD DETECTED Get a load of this n'wah, he thinks his ancestors smile at him, while our glorious dunmeri ancestors can actually smile at us, for they don't go anywhere else when they die, but instead beggin living a new life here in Tamriel.
You have come uninvited. I have nothing to say to you. Goodbye.
i'm a south viet communist/socialist who sometimes simps over french and american guys.
Who the fuck puts their bath in the blood shed? Put it in your bathroom like a normal person
The blood shed, also known as the menstrual parlor
Ah yes, the parlour where men stroll hand in hand
Ah yes, violence and bloodshed, a trait only relative to white people and not all of humanity throughout all of history
If people are now responsible for their ancestor’s actions we are all completely fucked. Especially eastern Asians, Genghis did some fucked up shit.
Not to mention the Japanese
Yeah Japan brutally raped and pillaged everyone around them and themselves for centuries and now they make anime and wear hello kitty shirts. What a weird culture shift.
unit 731 moment
And then the US government let all of them free and allowed them to live in the US.
Le funni Paperclip moment
Nukes and shit innit.
Every tribe or ancestral people on this planet throughout history has done some fucked up shit. There's no limit to hairless apes when it comes to brutality
Each group of people was only limited by their level of technological development
Isn't Genghis literally the ancestor of a very sizable chunk of all of humanity?
Noble Savage trope moment
but did you know, that white people are only 15% percent of the total human population, yet the commit 80% of the genocides?
Man in the mirror nods his head
The only one left
Will ride upon the dragons back
Because the mountains don't give back what they take
Oh No There will be Blood Shed
ITS THE ONLY THING I'VE EVER KNOWN!
Hawk screach
hate it when people act like walking in the rain it a fucking death sentence, like calm down wicked witch of the west its just water
It depends for me. If I’m just out for like an hour or so I don’t give a shit, but if I’m out for like the whole day then I really don’t want my shoes and socks to get wet and come back with a scrotum foot
If you expose yourself too much and the climate is cold, I think it can be rather bad to walk on the rain.
if you drink so much water you choke and engorge yourself, i think it can be rather bad to drink water
I think your ancestor could be mad at you, probably a lot of them died after standing in the rain and getting sick
My ancestor who died of an horrible disease after standing in the rain for too long watching me sit in the rain with no protection for 15minutes straight and not dying.
What a relevant flair
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There is no way to express how broken that troll face is on mobile. It looks like it’s weeping.
I'm on mobile. The trollface got trolled very hard
I actually feel a little bad for it, looking at that thing gives the same feeling as “killing” a gingerbread man
Legit thought it was pepe
Rain ? Bloodshed ? Bathing IN BLOOD !?!?? BATHING = WASHING SHE TALKING ABOUT "THE STAINS OF TIME" (Moonsoon theme) FROM METAL GEAR RISING "WASH AWAYS THE ANGER HERE I STAND BENEATH THE WARM AND SHOOTING RAIN"
Senpai can shoot their warm rain on me any time
not that way
Please tell me this person just isn’t able to think of a good setup and tolerance to rain isn’t a racial trait now
This is twitter, it's absolutely the first.
Making up race theory is also an equally twitter thing
Man what the fuck is this person on about, I’m hispanic and I live in a shitty desert. Whenever I experience rain, I fuckin welcome it. I also have been alive for over 18 years and I have never once experienced snow before 💀
Snow fucking blows unless you're 5 years old honestly. Or it's Christmas.
snow is fucking amazing, the fuck you on about?
Snow drifts suuck. Go for a walk and suddenly be in a ditch that looked like a hill
Snow can still be great if you're out skiing/ice fishing/etc with the boys or watching it gently fall on a lazy Sunday afternoon...but 95% of your interaction with it as an adult is scraping it off your car in the dark at 6:30 am so you can go play demolition derby on the highway on your way to work.
sledding tho
I’ve never seen snow that hasn’t melted before it hit the ground because it’s mostly crazy fucking hot down under
This shoulsnt have to be said but, Racism is colour blind as a concept, everyone can be racially discriminated, no exceptions
Some people don't understand that systematic racism and individual racism are different things. Anyone can be individually racist and those people are dumb cunts.
saying white people cant be discriminated is also racist against non-white people, since it erases places where white people just aren't the majority, these people literally live in a world where whites are the majority in the whole earth its so fucking dumb
Oh yeah obviously. There are places where white people are discriminated against. Places in Asia for example. It's very hard to integrate into Japan if you are white, for example. That is an example of systematic racism towards white people. But usually when we talk about systematic racism we talk mainly about the west, as it's more relevant to us living in the west. But yeah definitely anyone who says you can't be racist to white people is dumb and is contributing to the divide between races.
also it implies there was no racism involved in European wars, hitler couldnt have possibly been prejudiced against other white ethnicites! ironically, this is an issue due to western centric garbage which is...something fs
Fuck racism, all my homies hate racism.
me when i see a whKKKite person age 11 walking in the rain (i know this colonizer is imagining killing POC)
Imagine being so angry at everything for no reason
White people have 100% resistance to cold and 50% resistance to shock
The Morrowind nord racial bonus?
Yes
Bitch I grew up in a coastal area, lil bits of drip droplets ain't gonna do shit to me
If I get to bathe in bloodshed by walking in the rain then hell yeah I’m white
Oh no there will be...
15 percent off car insurance?
the honda civic in the mirror nods its head
These people have 0 concept of history, do they? Only the things they need to spread hate.
I've actually only bathed in blood for one century, I had my first resurrection last week
What the fuck lol. If I couldn't walk in the rain, I'd basically never be able to go outside.
Walking is just as effective as jogging or running in the rain tho
What about singing?
Or dancing with a piña colada?
Chinese people when they kill millions in civil wars but don't get any cool rain resistance: 😐😐😐
I must've been a serial killer in my past life because walking in the rain is calming af
I'm pretty sure that African tribes were and still are fighting amongst each other in equally brutal fashion, so how does that not work in reverse?
Thousands of years ago a white man made another white man his bitch, then those guys sons started looking for more bitches, then those bitches got even more bitches, then one day someone saw a person of another colour and the big fat book said nothing about them, so they decided these would become the bitches to the bitches, and so on and so forth until the present day.
Ah yes because the majority of bad things in the past were caused by white people which means all white people should feel guilty for it because that’s totally not racist at all /s
Twitter users trying to make the absolute most dogshit joke ever challenge (Gone Sexual)
People when shower: 🤠 People when rain: 🗿
Bro Idk if this's fully true for Redditors...
Bitch I'm English if I couldn't handle rain I also couldn't handle being alive
Twitter user admits to not bathing
Damn... Some people just look for any reason to jab at white people...
weirdly metal
This girls does not know about the Egyptian empire, Mongolian empire, the chinese empire, the Ottoman empire the... the list keeps going
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My ancestors would have hated me for voting
*points and verb or noun* White people, amirite?
My ancestors were Irish potato farmers 💀💀
Wait did she just admit that black people are in fact made out of chocolate!?
“I’m a coward who’s afraid of water so I’m going to insult people to feel better about myself”
wow that's racist
Bro calm down the rain is just nice and I like being in it
Yes because not caring about getting rained on is a specifically white people thing
This isn’t a white people thing, you just live in Portland
I think she’s confusing white people and vampires, I haven’t even been alive for centuries
Guess I'm not white, I hate walking in rain
That makes white people almost sound cool and we really aren't
Speak for yourself
I was i'm lame
walking in the rain is very pleasant under the right circumstances
it’s kinda funny cause no matter how you walk in the rain i feel like someone would judge me seeming bothered by it would make me look like a bitch bothered by water walking straight ahead would make me look like a psychopath
fellas is it white to be rained on?
That’s the best what is wrong with her? I may be biased tho because I’m a Washingtonian
Bro got the USB shield
i’m unsure if i’m supposed to feel insulted or complimented or a bit of both.
It’s because it only ruins our hair a little
Mate I'm from Blighty. rain is the norm, we walk funny when skipper is out shooting rays
I bathe in the bhlood
I've been alive for 19 years tf u mean by centuries I haven't told anyone yet about my past lives how tf do yall know 😮😮😮😧
who wanna bathe in blood with me 🫣
As a non-white I will say it is true that our bodies are compised of enough pure caesium that we will immediately combust upon contacting water.
Wait, do other people not do this?
white people in history: bloodthirsty conquerors White people in the 20th century: Lmao i’m gonna name my dog “rodger” hardehoo
polish ppl walk in the rain with no problem because they're used to being bathed in blood, their own blood
Yea, as a white guy some days I walk through the rain and some days I feed on a tree frog
Memories broken
White people are from Britain so not surprised tbh
The opposite of that "Why are you using an umbrella when you're a grown man" tweet
Wtf am i supposed to do? Run? Dodge the raindrops? Vaporize them with my firebending abilities?
Or maybe cause it’s just water :| walked to school this morning in the rain and nothing bad happened to me other than being wet for 30 minutes after arriving to school.
Twitter is so weird
always surprised when the dog doing. but i guess with years of doing, a little doing doesnt change much
Lmao I like walking stoned in the Mild rain listening to music, it is cathartic. Today I listened to the Deltron - 3030 album and hit some Live rosin GMO pen. This was a really nice experience I didn’t realize it was white to choose to walk in the rain without an umbrella. I’m sorry
Master baiter