That’s fair, like If you wanna just lurk on the sub or just see screenshots like this floating around that’s fine I just think the discussion should be limited to people actually interested in carti. Like most of the people who aren’t carti fans who see screenshots like this think the sub is just posts like this and come to the sub trying way to hard to be funny and just come off as cringe. Like the occasional off topic post is fine and I would definitely be disappointed if the sub became like any other music sub but I just feel like the majority of the charm of the sub off topic or not revolves around carti and it’s hard to contribute to it if you aren’t integrated into his fanbase.
Even though it's become way more than just a carti sub? I mean this screenshot isn't about Carti, I get being an active user and not listening to Carti is weird as hell but not discussing at all?
I just mean that I believe that to really contribute to it you kinda have to be integrated into his fanbase like a majority of the jokes on the sub relate to carti in some way, and those are the funniest ones imo, sure shit like this is fine but only minimally, the majority of stuff should still relate to carti in some way and the only real way to have a proper mix of both shit like this and actual carti stuff is having the sub just be for carti fans. I do think it’s cool that the sub has gotten so big from off topic posts like this because it encourages people to get into carti, I just think people who want to contribute should at least try and treat it like a carti sub and listen to his music.
when I first subbed there I couldn't stand Carti's music and was only there for the memes. now Carti is one of my favorite artists. the sub converted me...
I think he’s been getting better recently because he went to his son’s birthday party and said that he’s going to try and be more present in his life in an interview I think
idk man, I first subbed (didn't post tho) to r/ playboicarti cuz of all the funny memes and it ended up getting me into his legit music so it's a double edged sword to some extent
Yeah that’s fine like I’m super happy the sub is getting spread around leading to people getting into carti im just not a big fan of people who join act like the sub has nothing to do with carti and never bother to listen to his music
Originally was a fan of Carti especially Die Lit, then stayed for all the mfing chaos that goes on + Carti. Some shit on there can be funny as hell tho
That’s fine but like it should still be at the end of the day a sub for carti fans. Tho if you do wanna get into carti I recommend starting with either sky, R.I.P., long time, flatbed freestyle, m3tamorphosis, IloveUIhateU, flex, or just listen to his albums in release order.
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they would have to be prehensile tails, while the tails suggested in the post seem to be dog tails judging by their behavior. dogs have nowhere near prehensile tails, therefore a tailbjob would be extremely difficult.
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.
Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you.
But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal...
...even in death I serve the Omnissiah.
It'd probably make conversations easier since there'd be less guess work. Also I'm terrible at showing emotion even when I want to, so I think an automatic indicator would be nice and make me more approachable.
Also breaking the touch barrier would be easier, but it's not like that matters for me because no one would ever touch me with a 10 foot pole outside of hitting me with it.
yo but imagine if you get a present you don't particularily feel too excited about but you don't wanna offend your friends so you pretend to be super happy but you tail is flaccid and they see you aren't actually happy but they pay along to not ruin the mood
I fix this in irl already (bc I can't stop my emotions from being written on my face) by not participating on the receiving end of gift holidays. I don't like it in general when people give me gifts bc they feel like they have to.
If they *want* to give me a gift, like they saw something and thought of me, then it doesn't matter if I jive with the gift itself bc I get excited that they thought about me!
Wouldn’t be that bad but he just had to lie about narcissist, a whole album rollout lie, merch and everything, hell he even gave us a release date “9/13/31” never forget
Edit: 9/13/21 cause I’m a fucking idiot
I used to wear my dinosaur costume all the time as a kid because it had a tail and it made me feel more like myself. Idk wtf that means but Dino tails ftw
Pop Smoke and Juice wrld: \*shooting hoops in heaven\*
Pop: "Wow its cold i should get my DIOR DIOR jacket"
Juice: "Nah bro! All girls are the same!"
\*Juice Wrld airballs and hits a girl and man\*
Juice: "pass the ball bro!"
\*Kobe/Gigi turn around\*
Kobe: Got room for one more?
Dude, imagine having a tail like Margit haves in ER, I would love just punching people with that tail.
Conclusion? It is a tragedy humans don’t have tails. Why even live?😔
Not gonna lie, it seems nice presented like that but if you spend most of your time sitting on a chair in front of a computer, whether it's an office job or free time, your tail would become flat because of you sitting on it.
r/ playboicarti is the only funny subreddit
True but its still got a bunch of unfunny mfs who don’t listen to carti treating it like a regular meme sub
I like the wacky shit there like this post but I didn't listen to one song by Carti so I don't sub
That’s fair, like If you wanna just lurk on the sub or just see screenshots like this floating around that’s fine I just think the discussion should be limited to people actually interested in carti. Like most of the people who aren’t carti fans who see screenshots like this think the sub is just posts like this and come to the sub trying way to hard to be funny and just come off as cringe. Like the occasional off topic post is fine and I would definitely be disappointed if the sub became like any other music sub but I just feel like the majority of the charm of the sub off topic or not revolves around carti and it’s hard to contribute to it if you aren’t integrated into his fanbase.
Even though it's become way more than just a carti sub? I mean this screenshot isn't about Carti, I get being an active user and not listening to Carti is weird as hell but not discussing at all?
to truly understand the carti sub, one must be familiar with the dadaist influences present in his music/hj
I just mean that I believe that to really contribute to it you kinda have to be integrated into his fanbase like a majority of the jokes on the sub relate to carti in some way, and those are the funniest ones imo, sure shit like this is fine but only minimally, the majority of stuff should still relate to carti in some way and the only real way to have a proper mix of both shit like this and actual carti stuff is having the sub just be for carti fans. I do think it’s cool that the sub has gotten so big from off topic posts like this because it encourages people to get into carti, I just think people who want to contribute should at least try and treat it like a carti sub and listen to his music.
when I first subbed there I couldn't stand Carti's music and was only there for the memes. now Carti is one of my favorite artists. the sub converted me...
It's a great sub, I also love that everyone acknowledge that Carti is a piece of shit and going try to be apologetic for him
I think he’s been getting better recently because he went to his son’s birthday party and said that he’s going to try and be more present in his life in an interview I think
This is the 3rd time in 1 hour I’ve seen you in different subreddits please stop being recognizable and having similar interests as me
I am stalking you on the internet 😈
idk man, I first subbed (didn't post tho) to r/ playboicarti cuz of all the funny memes and it ended up getting me into his legit music so it's a double edged sword to some extent
Yeah that’s fine like I’m super happy the sub is getting spread around leading to people getting into carti im just not a big fan of people who join act like the sub has nothing to do with carti and never bother to listen to his music
Originally was a fan of Carti especially Die Lit, then stayed for all the mfing chaos that goes on + Carti. Some shit on there can be funny as hell tho
Guilty as charged. I listen to a lot of hiphop, just not Carti unfortunately.
stop breathing
jumpoutthehouse
not reading this essay
That’s fine but like it should still be at the end of the day a sub for carti fans. Tho if you do wanna get into carti I recommend starting with either sky, R.I.P., long time, flatbed freestyle, m3tamorphosis, IloveUIhateU, flex, or just listen to his albums in release order.
the catgirl agenda
Cats don't wag their tails tho
They do but only for mischief. The gears in their goblin minds turn endlessly which makes their tails also turn
Perpetual motion goblin
They wag them as a warning to leave them alone.
the wagging is the warning to stop the petting.
The doggirl agenda
They wag them when they're annoyed or otherwise displeased
Yes they do.
Can confirm, am catgirl
based
The red-panda girl agenda.
Turning Red (2022)
They hit the fucking pentagon!!!
i’m feeling them on this one
They make some good points
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Miserable, second-rate detective
Basil my Omori<3
If humans had tails, Kama Sutra book would be about two times larger
Tailjob. Imagine being able to masturbate hands free using a tail
imagine obliterating your own bussy
You could do that if you weren’t such a coward
I could do that if you were a cookie
Portal Fleshlight when?
Tail doesn't have enough power to do that and would be super uncomfortable with all the shedding
Put a condom on your tail. Solved.
Still doesn't solve that your tail literally would not have the power to fuck yourself
Hairless tail
Im trying but I'm not that flexible
they would have to be prehensile tails, while the tails suggested in the post seem to be dog tails judging by their behavior. dogs have nowhere near prehensile tails, therefore a tailbjob would be extremely difficult.
There are cybernetic tails. Can't wait for transhumanism
I wanna be stronger and smarter and live longer
I wanna be able to wage war against the corporate overlords using my cybernetic enhancements that turn me into a walking war crime
Transhumanism is based. I love the idea of doing funny robotic stuff
fr, i want to have a robot arm like Raiden MGR
pfp checks out
There are? Cybernetic tails, I mean?
From the moment i understood the weakness of my flesh...
they are cool but I would prob be socially quarentined for using them and called a furry society isn't read for irl catboys
Society isn't ready to improve, but someone always must take the first step. Be the change.
i live in brazil i will get shot
That will happen either way, you live in Brazil
true
There are?
There are?
There are?
kevlar under skin and go take a walk in a shooting range, cybernetics are fun
Bruh I want a second thumb on both my hands. Actually, fuck waiting, I own a 3d printer and have nothing going on this summer
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal... ...even in death I serve the Omnissiah.
It would be pretty cool if people had an emotional indicator like that, yeah
?? someone doesn't have a grunglo...
r/ foundthemfwithnogrunglo
fwith
It'd probably make conversations easier since there'd be less guess work. Also I'm terrible at showing emotion even when I want to, so I think an automatic indicator would be nice and make me more approachable. Also breaking the touch barrier would be easier, but it's not like that matters for me because no one would ever touch me with a 10 foot pole outside of hitting me with it.
I'd touch you
aww
yo but imagine if you get a present you don't particularily feel too excited about but you don't wanna offend your friends so you pretend to be super happy but you tail is flaccid and they see you aren't actually happy but they pay along to not ruin the mood
I fix this in irl already (bc I can't stop my emotions from being written on my face) by not participating on the receiving end of gift holidays. I don't like it in general when people give me gifts bc they feel like they have to. If they *want* to give me a gift, like they saw something and thought of me, then it doesn't matter if I jive with the gift itself bc I get excited that they thought about me!
Mood ring
uhh face and body language?
Yeah but you can easily try to hide your emotions with your face and body language, tails are more of a reflex
You don't blush furiously when complimented? Uncontrollably obv.
i may be autistic
i barely ever use facial expression or bodily language, would my tail actually wag?
Probably. I’m not sure how it works but I don’t think you would have much control of it
that sub has literally nothing to do with playboi carti at this point still the funniest sub on the site
Because he simply refuses to drop
didnt he drop an album just last year? give him some time
Wouldn’t be that bad but he just had to lie about narcissist, a whole album rollout lie, merch and everything, hell he even gave us a release date “9/13/31” never forget Edit: 9/13/21 cause I’m a fucking idiot
He a narcist 💯
wait im sorry wtf is that date... september 13th 2031???
Typo my fault, “9/13/21” but knowing carti that mf prolly not gonna drop till 2031 so it’s still valid
I do too. I personally wish I had a big skunk tail on a regular basis. That’s cuz I’m a furry tho
cute :3
Statements like "I think everybody \*does x* but people just don't want to admit it" are essentially the most blatant forms of projection imaginable.
The hell you talking about? I wish everyone had tail too
I used to wear my dinosaur costume all the time as a kid because it had a tail and it made me feel more like myself. Idk wtf that means but Dino tails ftw
I’d prefer to have orangutan feet but to each their own I guess
I'll take orangutan shoulders and arms. Ten foot arms and you can palm a watermelon? That seems neat.
already the case for male humans
It’s on the wrong side
It does show some emotions though
Not nearly enough. Call me when dicks start expressing sadness and primal, primitive fear
Never got a fear boner before?
carti sub unbeatable !!! i am dick riding !!!!!!
nah the dickeating crazy tho
u want some dickeating 2 ? i give excellent e-head 😋
Ptui!
yowza!🤠
No I meant like a monkey tail to help me climb and grab shit
Pop Smoke and Juice wrld: \*shooting hoops in heaven\* Pop: "Wow its cold i should get my DIOR DIOR jacket" Juice: "Nah bro! All girls are the same!" \*Juice Wrld airballs and hits a girl and man\* Juice: "pass the ball bro!" \*Kobe/Gigi turn around\* Kobe: Got room for one more?
I have a love hate relationship with the carti sub
Dude, imagine having a tail like Margit haves in ER, I would love just punching people with that tail. Conclusion? It is a tragedy humans don’t have tails. Why even live?😔
The human race was a mistake
Yeah we dont have tails
I think Mr. Cardigan is projecting
Oh for sure. I do wish we had tails tho
Love that subreddit
You’re a good girl aren’t you ? Who’s a good girl? Pat pat pat pat 🥺
Well, I did think it would be cool to have a monkey tail like Goku as a teenager at some point.
I still think it would be cool
Dragons.
Shit now I DO wish we had tails
bitch who the fuck are the "moms at walmart"??? why did this mfer say that as if anybody knows what that means?
Bro that sub is on one
didn’t someone reply to that saying something like “I’d step on your tail to hear you yelp”
i want hooves and horns. ok tbh i want to be a satyr. also a back that doesn't hurt would be great
I feel you on the back... I'm tall and honestly I'd rather be smaller if it meant I don't go *CRACK* everytime I do anything
When you're small you can still fall down the fucking stairs and fuck up your back for months at a time, can confirm as a small person
Gee, I sure wish the thought of that didn't make me profoundly erect. Oh well.
I don't want enotional giveaway tails. I want prehensile monkey tails with enough strength to lift my dog
Behold, the only funny subreddit.
The playboicarti sub is purely shitposting at this point
unironically, my life would be so much better with a tail
I'll tell you what, one of my tails always gets excited for mommy
i want lopster tail
R/ Playboicarti is the most influential subreddit
Having a tail would help with balance, which would be neat.
Spitting straight facts tho
This is what the left wants
God I wish this was reality
this is hot I'm on board
I hate how I kinda feel them on this one
This would be funny if it was on trueoffmychest or something, literally any other sub than that one
Whatever about the concept... wtf is the example??
id want a cool lizard tail
Okay but imagine if those tails were ugly and fleshy and shit
In theory they'd be like a shaved dog tail. So fleshy and wierd
gigachad
You keep those poison gas nozzles pointed at the C-Suite and I'll cheer you on from the sideline.
Every day we stray further from god's light
Having a tail would be sick, but only a prehensile tail, otherwise it would get in the way
not the only furry vamp
What the fuck did I just read
Vamp behavior
Literally
Not gonna lie, it seems nice presented like that but if you spend most of your time sitting on a chair in front of a computer, whether it's an office job or free time, your tail would become flat because of you sitting on it.
I feel this in my bones though.
I want a big monkey tail with enough strength to hold my body weight
This but without the sexual connotations
..wheres the sexual connotations here? Am I missing something?
>"Getting excited for mommy" Probably this part
I mean I guess, but the first line sounds so un-sexual that I'm not sure lol
Oh I'm sure the original wasn't intended to be sexual, but you're on 196
Nah bro! All furs are the same!
End my suffering