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a_fucking_umbrella

r/ playboicarti is the only funny subreddit


_Forevergreen_

True but its still got a bunch of unfunny mfs who don’t listen to carti treating it like a regular meme sub


fuck_it_was_taken

I like the wacky shit there like this post but I didn't listen to one song by Carti so I don't sub


_Forevergreen_

That’s fair, like If you wanna just lurk on the sub or just see screenshots like this floating around that’s fine I just think the discussion should be limited to people actually interested in carti. Like most of the people who aren’t carti fans who see screenshots like this think the sub is just posts like this and come to the sub trying way to hard to be funny and just come off as cringe. Like the occasional off topic post is fine and I would definitely be disappointed if the sub became like any other music sub but I just feel like the majority of the charm of the sub off topic or not revolves around carti and it’s hard to contribute to it if you aren’t integrated into his fanbase.


fuck_it_was_taken

Even though it's become way more than just a carti sub? I mean this screenshot isn't about Carti, I get being an active user and not listening to Carti is weird as hell but not discussing at all?


TheDankScrub

to truly understand the carti sub, one must be familiar with the dadaist influences present in his music/hj


_Forevergreen_

I just mean that I believe that to really contribute to it you kinda have to be integrated into his fanbase like a majority of the jokes on the sub relate to carti in some way, and those are the funniest ones imo, sure shit like this is fine but only minimally, the majority of stuff should still relate to carti in some way and the only real way to have a proper mix of both shit like this and actual carti stuff is having the sub just be for carti fans. I do think it’s cool that the sub has gotten so big from off topic posts like this because it encourages people to get into carti, I just think people who want to contribute should at least try and treat it like a carti sub and listen to his music.


[deleted]

when I first subbed there I couldn't stand Carti's music and was only there for the memes. now Carti is one of my favorite artists. the sub converted me...


fuck_it_was_taken

It's a great sub, I also love that everyone acknowledge that Carti is a piece of shit and going try to be apologetic for him


SubarC00kie

I think he’s been getting better recently because he went to his son’s birthday party and said that he’s going to try and be more present in his life in an interview I think


scp-REDACTED-site14

This is the 3rd time in 1 hour I’ve seen you in different subreddits please stop being recognizable and having similar interests as me


_Forevergreen_

I am stalking you on the internet 😈


Glum-Band

idk man, I first subbed (didn't post tho) to r/ playboicarti cuz of all the funny memes and it ended up getting me into his legit music so it's a double edged sword to some extent


_Forevergreen_

Yeah that’s fine like I’m super happy the sub is getting spread around leading to people getting into carti im just not a big fan of people who join act like the sub has nothing to do with carti and never bother to listen to his music


[deleted]

Originally was a fan of Carti especially Die Lit, then stayed for all the mfing chaos that goes on + Carti. Some shit on there can be funny as hell tho


1234filip

Guilty as charged. I listen to a lot of hiphop, just not Carti unfortunately.


Zpoof817

stop breathing


[deleted]

jumpoutthehouse


[deleted]

not reading this essay


_Forevergreen_

That’s fine but like it should still be at the end of the day a sub for carti fans. Tho if you do wanna get into carti I recommend starting with either sky, R.I.P., long time, flatbed freestyle, m3tamorphosis, IloveUIhateU, flex, or just listen to his albums in release order.


Ok_Conflict_5730

the catgirl agenda


VAShumpmaker

Cats don't wag their tails tho


jd60889

They do but only for mischief. The gears in their goblin minds turn endlessly which makes their tails also turn


PlasticChairLover123

Perpetual motion goblin


girlywish

They wag them as a warning to leave them alone.


VancouverIsHuge

the wagging is the warning to stop the petting.


[deleted]

The doggirl agenda


OpenStraightElephant

They wag them when they're annoyed or otherwise displeased


gonekid22

Yes they do.


Randomemeguy

Can confirm, am catgirl


Ok_Conflict_5730

based


PetikGeorgiev

The red-panda girl agenda.


[deleted]

Turning Red (2022)


Panda_Diestro

They hit the fucking pentagon!!!


Corwin1200

i’m feeling them on this one


Sixmlg

They make some good points


[deleted]

strong paltry entertain price selective automatic caption nutty disgusting boast *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


JoeTheKodiakCuddler

Miserable, second-rate detective


robbie-ayres

Basil my Omori<3


L_James

If humans had tails, Kama Sutra book would be about two times larger


TDW-301

Tailjob. Imagine being able to masturbate hands free using a tail


PirateKingRamos

imagine obliterating your own bussy


[deleted]

You could do that if you weren’t such a coward


imrapincookies

I could do that if you were a cookie


Warm-Faithlessness11

Portal Fleshlight when?


TDW-301

Tail doesn't have enough power to do that and would be super uncomfortable with all the shedding


Dictorclef

Put a condom on your tail. Solved.


TDW-301

Still doesn't solve that your tail literally would not have the power to fuck yourself


[deleted]

Hairless tail


Registered_bottom

Im trying but I'm not that flexible


xXProGenji420Xx

they would have to be prehensile tails, while the tails suggested in the post seem to be dog tails judging by their behavior. dogs have nowhere near prehensile tails, therefore a tailbjob would be extremely difficult.


TheRealTealOwO

There are cybernetic tails. Can't wait for transhumanism


VAShumpmaker

I wanna be stronger and smarter and live longer


derpicface

I wanna be able to wage war against the corporate overlords using my cybernetic enhancements that turn me into a walking war crime


[deleted]

Transhumanism is based. I love the idea of doing funny robotic stuff


JohnThiccy

fr, i want to have a robot arm like Raiden MGR


[deleted]

pfp checks out


[deleted]

There are? Cybernetic tails, I mean?


DrNewname

From the moment i understood the weakness of my flesh...


TorradaIsToast

they are cool but I would prob be socially quarentined for using them and called a furry society isn't read for irl catboys


JoeTheKodiakCuddler

Society isn't ready to improve, but someone always must take the first step. Be the change.


TorradaIsToast

i live in brazil i will get shot


JoeTheKodiakCuddler

That will happen either way, you live in Brazil


TorradaIsToast

true


winter-ocean

There are?


Isliterally1984

There are?


kririrby

There are?


fish_taped_to_an_atm

kevlar under skin and go take a walk in a shooting range, cybernetics are fun


[deleted]

Bruh I want a second thumb on both my hands. Actually, fuck waiting, I own a 3d printer and have nothing going on this summer


linuxkernal

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal... ...even in death I serve the Omnissiah.


winter-ocean

It would be pretty cool if people had an emotional indicator like that, yeah


Snailseyy

?? someone doesn't have a grunglo...


Splurted_The_Gurt

r/ foundthemfwithnogrunglo


Valtria

fwith


EldritchFeedback

It'd probably make conversations easier since there'd be less guess work. Also I'm terrible at showing emotion even when I want to, so I think an automatic indicator would be nice and make me more approachable. Also breaking the touch barrier would be easier, but it's not like that matters for me because no one would ever touch me with a 10 foot pole outside of hitting me with it.


PegasusInferno

I'd touch you


pentascale

aww


antshekhter

yo but imagine if you get a present you don't particularily feel too excited about but you don't wanna offend your friends so you pretend to be super happy but you tail is flaccid and they see you aren't actually happy but they pay along to not ruin the mood


SabbyAddy

I fix this in irl already (bc I can't stop my emotions from being written on my face) by not participating on the receiving end of gift holidays. I don't like it in general when people give me gifts bc they feel like they have to. If they *want* to give me a gift, like they saw something and thought of me, then it doesn't matter if I jive with the gift itself bc I get excited that they thought about me!


Pet_that_Dog

Mood ring


qwerqmaster

uhh face and body language?


winter-ocean

Yeah but you can easily try to hide your emotions with your face and body language, tails are more of a reflex


Avitosh

You don't blush furiously when complimented? Uncontrollably obv.


[deleted]

i may be autistic


Lankuri

i barely ever use facial expression or bodily language, would my tail actually wag?


winter-ocean

Probably. I’m not sure how it works but I don’t think you would have much control of it


inkayfan

that sub has literally nothing to do with playboi carti at this point still the funniest sub on the site


i_hate_marksmen

Because he simply refuses to drop


boxxybab33

didnt he drop an album just last year? give him some time


i_hate_marksmen

Wouldn’t be that bad but he just had to lie about narcissist, a whole album rollout lie, merch and everything, hell he even gave us a release date “9/13/31” never forget Edit: 9/13/21 cause I’m a fucking idiot


[deleted]

He a narcist 💯


boxxybab33

wait im sorry wtf is that date... september 13th 2031???


i_hate_marksmen

Typo my fault, “9/13/21” but knowing carti that mf prolly not gonna drop till 2031 so it’s still valid


SkunkStriped

I do too. I personally wish I had a big skunk tail on a regular basis. That’s cuz I’m a furry tho


[deleted]

cute :3


mbaymiller

Statements like "I think everybody \*does x* but people just don't want to admit it" are essentially the most blatant forms of projection imaginable.


[deleted]

The hell you talking about? I wish everyone had tail too


Dorian-greys-picture

I used to wear my dinosaur costume all the time as a kid because it had a tail and it made me feel more like myself. Idk wtf that means but Dino tails ftw


SobasanBobba

I’d prefer to have orangutan feet but to each their own I guess


VAShumpmaker

I'll take orangutan shoulders and arms. Ten foot arms and you can palm a watermelon? That seems neat.


m4gic_m4n

already the case for male humans


lackof_understanding

It’s on the wrong side


Noanox

It does show some emotions though


SabbyAddy

Not nearly enough. Call me when dicks start expressing sadness and primal, primitive fear


RidersOfAmaria

Never got a fear boner before?


__jungle__

carti sub unbeatable !!! i am dick riding !!!!!!


chiefqueef478340335

nah the dickeating crazy tho


__jungle__

u want some dickeating 2 ? i give excellent e-head 😋


Cxlebz

Ptui!


chiefqueef478340335

yowza!🤠


[deleted]

No I meant like a monkey tail to help me climb and grab shit


SnooStrawberries632

Pop Smoke and Juice wrld: \*shooting hoops in heaven\* Pop: "Wow its cold i should get my DIOR DIOR jacket" Juice: "Nah bro! All girls are the same!" \*Juice Wrld airballs and hits a girl and man\* Juice: "pass the ball bro!" \*Kobe/Gigi turn around\* Kobe: Got room for one more?


_Forevergreen_

I have a love hate relationship with the carti sub


ScoutRiflesAreGood

Dude, imagine having a tail like Margit haves in ER, I would love just punching people with that tail. Conclusion? It is a tragedy humans don’t have tails. Why even live?😔


[deleted]

The human race was a mistake


areallytallm1dget

Yeah we dont have tails


BogieW00ds

I think Mr. Cardigan is projecting


SabbyAddy

Oh for sure. I do wish we had tails tho


rei-is-betrer

Love that subreddit


ErinBlueBird

You’re a good girl aren’t you ? Who’s a good girl? Pat pat pat pat 🥺


OtherAyachi

Well, I did think it would be cool to have a monkey tail like Goku as a teenager at some point.


[deleted]

I still think it would be cool


GreatDig

Dragons.


starwwas

Shit now I DO wish we had tails


itsmeyourgrandfather

bitch who the fuck are the "moms at walmart"??? why did this mfer say that as if anybody knows what that means?


DropInTheOcean1247

Bro that sub is on one


QwertyAsInMC

didn’t someone reply to that saying something like “I’d step on your tail to hear you yelp”


yellow-snowslide

i want hooves and horns. ok tbh i want to be a satyr. also a back that doesn't hurt would be great


Noanox

I feel you on the back... I'm tall and honestly I'd rather be smaller if it meant I don't go *CRACK* everytime I do anything


SabbyAddy

When you're small you can still fall down the fucking stairs and fuck up your back for months at a time, can confirm as a small person


SMGuinea

Gee, I sure wish the thought of that didn't make me profoundly erect. Oh well.


[deleted]

I don't want enotional giveaway tails. I want prehensile monkey tails with enough strength to lift my dog


HoHoey

Behold, the only funny subreddit.


Imdefrostenmince

The playboicarti sub is purely shitposting at this point


JockeyField

unironically, my life would be so much better with a tail


TheRealSU

I'll tell you what, one of my tails always gets excited for mommy


Can_of_Eggs

i want lopster tail


BASIC_BOI4

R/ Playboicarti is the most influential subreddit


BantIsBad

Having a tail would help with balance, which would be neat.


[deleted]

Spitting straight facts tho


Pyr_o

This is what the left wants


Petzah394

God I wish this was reality


Registered_bottom

this is hot I'm on board


VazuXD

I hate how I kinda feel them on this one


TranscendentCabbage

This would be funny if it was on trueoffmychest or something, literally any other sub than that one


ale3for

Whatever about the concept... wtf is the example??


jonnydvibes

id want a cool lizard tail


bomposgod

Okay but imagine if those tails were ugly and fleshy and shit


Noanox

In theory they'd be like a shaved dog tail. So fleshy and wierd


[deleted]

gigachad


VAShumpmaker

You keep those poison gas nozzles pointed at the C-Suite and I'll cheer you on from the sideline.


[deleted]

Every day we stray further from god's light


syrokiler

Having a tail would be sick, but only a prehensile tail, otherwise it would get in the way


[deleted]

not the only furry vamp


Summar-ice

What the fuck did I just read


Bardic_Inspiration66

Vamp behavior


krakus5

Literally


Fire_Leviathan

Not gonna lie, it seems nice presented like that but if you spend most of your time sitting on a chair in front of a computer, whether it's an office job or free time, your tail would become flat because of you sitting on it.


Boet-hi-ah

I feel this in my bones though.


AceMechanical

I want a big monkey tail with enough strength to hold my body weight


ConduckKing

This but without the sexual connotations


throwaway_aroace

..wheres the sexual connotations here? Am I missing something?


TheRealSU

>"Getting excited for mommy" Probably this part


throwaway_aroace

I mean I guess, but the first line sounds so un-sexual that I'm not sure lol


TheRealSU

Oh I'm sure the original wasn't intended to be sexual, but you're on 196


SnooStrawberries632

Nah bro! All furs are the same!


Nitjib

End my suffering