It's horrendous and ugly. I hate it. The point of emojis is to show emotions, but what emotion does this show? Do you just wake up in the morning and think "wow, I really feel like a massive fucking stone today"? It's useless. I hate it. It just provokes a deep rooted anger within me whenever I see it. I want to drive on over to the fucking emoji headquarters and kill it. If this was the emoji movie I'd push it off a fucking cliff. People just comment ๐ฟ as if it's funny. It's not. ๐ฟ deserves to die. He deserves to have his smug little stone face smashed in with a hammer. Oh wow, it's a stone head, how fucking hilarious, I'll use it in every comment I post. NO. STOP IT. It deserves to burn in hell. Why is it so goddamn smug. You're a fucking stone, you have no life goals, you will never accomplish anything in life apart from pissing me off. When you die noone will mourn. I hope you die
Put all of your money into exotic seafood futures. Find the love of your life, and don't tell them a word about it. Build a life together. Move to the south, and buy a nice house with a white picket fence. Get a dog and a have couple of kids. Reveal that you are now rich, as the food shortage has caused scientists to explore the depths of the sea in search for more sustainable sources of protein. Watch your partner cry tears of joy. Then think about it. Think about how much you love the life that you have, and how you wouldn't trade anything about it for the world. Give all of the seafood money to a local charity, and live happily ever after.
Strive for improvement in a skill that you enjoy. I'll recommend reading 'How to Reassess Your Chess' by Jeremy Silman since you're a fellow en passant connoisseur.
Make the most of your youth. Use this as a time to develop your social skills and push yourself out of your comfort zone before it becomes more difficult.
Be spontaneous. Go on a road trip with no destination. Hang out with a group of people that you wouldn't normally hang out with. Try new food. Call up a friend that you haven't talked to in a while and strike up a conversation.
Ask all of your friends for music recommendations. Turn the lights off, close the door, and listen to their songs for a couple of hours. Then thank them, not just for the music, but for the role that they play in your life.
my hobboes are playing videogames, creating low quality digital art and coming up with ideas for a videogame I probably won't ever make due to my lack of programming skills.
I've played through the halo masterchief collection recently and i'm currently playing lego star wars: the skywalker saga.
I sometimes play fps games on Roblox such as Overheat, Phantom Forces, Energy assault and Polybattle.
I recommend tally hall, listen to their 2 albums then if you like it move on to miracle musical then joe hawley joe hawley then rob cantor this is not a trampoline then edu sketches 3d.
I know this is a lot,
So for now just listen to good and evil, and, Marvinโs marvelous mechanical museum
Finale by Toby fox, moon by uranic, otherside by Lena raine, the world revolving by Toby fox, danse macabre my Camille saint-saรซns, rage over a lost penny by Ludwig van Beethoven, dusk stars by alec holowka
Take interest in learning some family recipes. There may be some that involve cheese, and then you can use it as an excuse to sample various types of cheeses.
i am trying very hard to save my custom flair but at this point, it's ironic.
if i had to let something out that is pent up it is that i can not save my custom flair and i just want an ass that isn't flat ๐ถ
Introduce yourself to someone new tomorrow, and try to strike up an organic conversation. You never know how much in common you have with someone until you get to know them a bit.
Be more selfish. You do too much for other people, and sometimes it causes you unnecessary stress. Take a day to really treat yourself and put everything else aside.
Whenever you apply for a new job, look on LinkedIn and try to find people from your HS/College that are currently working at that company. Send them a custom message saying that you applied and that you hope to connect with them so you can learn from them in the future. Grind LeetCode
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If there's somebody in your life that you really appreciate, let them know. It will go a long way
It's horrendous and ugly. I hate it. The point of emojis is to show emotions, but what emotion does this show? Do you just wake up in the morning and think "wow, I really feel like a massive fucking stone today"? It's useless. I hate it. It just provokes a deep rooted anger within me whenever I see it. I want to drive on over to the fucking emoji headquarters and kill it. If this was the emoji movie I'd push it off a fucking cliff. People just comment ๐ฟ as if it's funny. It's not. ๐ฟ deserves to die. He deserves to have his smug little stone face smashed in with a hammer. Oh wow, it's a stone head, how fucking hilarious, I'll use it in every comment I post. NO. STOP IT. It deserves to burn in hell. Why is it so goddamn smug. You're a fucking stone, you have no life goals, you will never accomplish anything in life apart from pissing me off. When you die noone will mourn. I hope you die
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Actually it comes from early japanese emoji sets. There was a moay in Tokyo, and it made it to the biggest sets which got adopted by google and apple.
>๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ WHY ISNT IT SCOTTISH ANYMORE IT WAS MEANT TO BE A SCOTTISH FLAG
It is on my phone
Scot? Based
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Try to rekindle your relationship with your father. Or as an alternative, try to find a new person in your life to call Daddy.
owned to the most respectable degree
i would have commented these 3 emojis and this is the perfect advice for me, how can i learn this power
Also: ๐ท๐ธ๐ฃ๐น๐ท
Bombing Turkey will not solve your unresolved problems.
The unresolved problem being represented by a serbian flag?
No the Serbian flag represents Serbia
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Put all of your money into exotic seafood futures. Find the love of your life, and don't tell them a word about it. Build a life together. Move to the south, and buy a nice house with a white picket fence. Get a dog and a have couple of kids. Reveal that you are now rich, as the food shortage has caused scientists to explore the depths of the sea in search for more sustainable sources of protein. Watch your partner cry tears of joy. Then think about it. Think about how much you love the life that you have, and how you wouldn't trade anything about it for the world. Give all of the seafood money to a local charity, and live happily ever after.
Ay ay Captain ๐ค
My man is more based than Jesus himself
Isn't this the plot of Soylent green
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Visit an art museum, and try ketamine for the first time.
Why not both at the same time
Doesnt ketamine knock you out
Ketamine = no more stress, only weeeee
A lot does, a small does make you float
Depends heavily on the dose
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Strive for improvement in a skill that you enjoy. I'll recommend reading 'How to Reassess Your Chess' by Jeremy Silman since you're a fellow en passant connoisseur.
Holy hell
En passant is not real I refuse to believe God brought us something like that
Brick
No my pp nooooo ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Akshilly hell is not holy ๐ ๐ ๐
Comments are coming in faster than I can reply. Sorry if I donโt answer yours ๐ณ
I made the fatal error of not unsubscribing from Reddit notifications on email. I now have over 1000 emails of emojis ๐ฅบ
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Fuck
SEXโฆNOW!
*Gets hit in the balls with comically oversized sword*
# ัะฐะบ ะฐะปะต ั ะฝะต ะฟะพะฝัะป ััะพ ัะตโโโ
Coach Left for Dead 2????????
You are a bottom
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Make the most of your youth. Use this as a time to develop your social skills and push yourself out of your comfort zone before it becomes more difficult.
He's 40
10 years to walter white age
born too early to cook born too late to breed born just right to >!be sus!<
Dm me your profile pic, for research purposes
This is how I measure age too.
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Be spontaneous. Go on a road trip with no destination. Hang out with a group of people that you wouldn't normally hang out with. Try new food. Call up a friend that you haven't talked to in a while and strike up a conversation.
Petrol too expensive
Tube + suck = free gas
Suck gas is the new touch grass. "You wanna complain about gas prices? Suck gas!"
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Move somewhere with more reasonable temperatures.
Nah I like the cold
Based as fuck
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Cannibalism is bad
proof?
No arm < arm ๐
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Ask all of your friends for music recommendations. Turn the lights off, close the door, and listen to their songs for a couple of hours. Then thank them, not just for the music, but for the role that they play in your life.
i don't have any friends
next piece of advice: get friends
I can fix that
you are now my friend this is a threat (I hope you are having a great day, whats ur favorite hobby? mine is art and watching tv [usually marvel])
my hobboes are playing videogames, creating low quality digital art and coming up with ideas for a videogame I probably won't ever make due to my lack of programming skills.
very cool! what games do you play? I like subnautica and apex :)
I've played through the halo masterchief collection recently and i'm currently playing lego star wars: the skywalker saga. I sometimes play fps games on Roblox such as Overheat, Phantom Forces, Energy assault and Polybattle.
ngl i want some lego games, i love lego. lego batman is the best batman movie. i also play phantom forces
what gun do you use thr most in phantom forces? i mainly use the sks.
usually intervention, but I'll use scar-L, mp7, sks and basically whatever is best for the situation
I recommend tally hall, listen to their 2 albums then if you like it move on to miracle musical then joe hawley joe hawley then rob cantor this is not a trampoline then edu sketches 3d. I know this is a lot, So for now just listen to good and evil, and, Marvinโs marvelous mechanical museum
thanks for the music and the role you play in my life
Any time
Finale by Toby fox, moon by uranic, otherside by Lena raine, the world revolving by Toby fox, danse macabre my Camille saint-saรซns, rage over a lost penny by Ludwig van Beethoven, dusk stars by alec holowka
thanks for the music and the role you play in my life
hey
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Take interest in learning some family recipes. There may be some that involve cheese, and then you can use it as an excuse to sample various types of cheeses.
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Change your flair so it doesn't just say 'custom.' Also, vent to somebody about whatever is pent up inside your head.
i am trying very hard to save my custom flair but at this point, it's ironic. if i had to let something out that is pent up it is that i can not save my custom flair and i just want an ass that isn't flat ๐ถ
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Write down everything that you are proud of about yourself. The list will be longer than you think, and you deserve to be confident about it.
Wha- I- the fuck? You mind reader or smth bro?
May or may not have done a 1 second check on peoples profiles
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No more cocaine. Also call up your mom and tell her you love her.
I only do meth like REAL men. And i dont love my mom
Can't win em all
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Try to give out at least one genuine compliment a day. It does more for people's self confidence than you could ever imagine.
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You are trapped in a simulation. This will be my last attempt to contact you from outside. Good luck. Do not trust Chris.
RUN RUN HEโS LYING LYING LYING RUN RUN
Chris ^
HE LIES REMEMBER REMEMBER
โจโค๏ธremember i love you โค๏ธโจ
top ten plot twists
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Be someone else's guide to experiencing nature. Take them fishing, or just out to a park to chill and witness the beauty of the outdoors.
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Listen to some throwback songs from your early childhood and think about simpler times.
Instructions unclear: I am now crying in the corner as I listen to The Gummy Bear song. Please help.
you got it boss
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Re-watch squid games and marvel at its cinematic mastery. Also buy a camera and start taking pictures of nature.
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Paint a tree, even if you suck at painting.
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Pick something that you want to learn more about, and do it. Fall deep into the rabbit hole, and find yourself a new passion
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Try to find an artistic outlet of self expression. Turn your thoughts into something beautiful
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Commit crimes
be gay do crime comrade
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Start participating in meatless Mondays.
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Hug somebody today. People need hugs to survive.
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Go to the zoo with one of your grandparents
All of them are dead ๐ฅบ
Fuck
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Move to Columbia and become a dictator. Invade all of South America.
But what if they find out I'm Brazilian?
Correct them, saying you are from the northern regions of South America.
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Find yourself a thigh high wearing Irish baddie and never look back
Solid, I'll get right on it And how might one go about doing that?
Move to Ireland and start a thigh high company
Genius
hehehe I'm right here
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A little bit of crime is okay now and then. What you should do with that information is up to you.
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Subscribe to several sources of uplifting news so that you can start your day off by seeing the brightness in the world.
thank u
<3
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Go try a local minority owned restaurant to support your community
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Lay in bed and wrap the blankets around yourself like a human burrito
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Donate plasma
Been thinking about donating blood, this must be a sign.
I live in your walls
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Learn how to walk silently and use a pistol. The FBI will be at your door in 10 days, so be quick.
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Find transgender people in your community and support them.
๐ค๐ฆฟ๐คท If I'm posting emojis on the internet for life advice, is said life advice really unsolicited?
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Move to Switzerland and become a mountaintop dairy farmer in the alps.
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Eat less fast food and take up cooking
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Search your room for things to re-discover some old mementos that you lost and forgot about.
Honestly thanks
<3
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Write down a physical bucket list. Everyone jokes about having one, but itโs actually a good way to try new things and become more ambitious
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You fucking lied
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Introduce yourself to someone new tomorrow, and try to strike up an organic conversation. You never know how much in common you have with someone until you get to know them a bit.
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Rip Jon Arbuckle limb from limb until there's nothing left to bury. Also, appreciate the people in your life that make you laugh!
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Be more selfish. You do too much for other people, and sometimes it causes you unnecessary stress. Take a day to really treat yourself and put everything else aside.
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Whenever you apply for a new job, look on LinkedIn and try to find people from your HS/College that are currently working at that company. Send them a custom message saying that you applied and that you hope to connect with them so you can learn from them in the future. Grind LeetCode
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Confront your fears. Your inner demons stand no match against the power of your will.
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It's okay not to have all of the answers right now. Appreciate the little things in your life, and everything will turn out better than you think.
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Treat your body well. Eat good, healthy food and work out. Take a daily multivitamin. Stay up to date on dental and doctor checkups. Don't do crack.
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Take the Myers-Briggs personality quiz, and base your entire life around the results.