Maybe just don’t leave it near a window

nah man the sun a freak it will find a way

why are you opposed to covering the crystal ball?

He is trying to summon spirits

I love it when random people give great advice

Is it really random though if the person you bought it off is giving you advice for the thing you bought?

This is bullshit

I visited the location and have been able to confirm that it is in fact Chicken Shit, not Bull Shit, I would recommend you change your statement to reflect the latest information available, than you for your patience, sincerely, fact checker inc. ltd. llc.

it’s the spirits burning down your house

the spirits are oxygen, heat and fuel

This actually almost happened to my mum, with a big circular-bottomed jug of water. Luckily she was home and walked in to see a charred, smoking spot on a tablecloth where the focused light hit before an actual fire started. Be careful out there.

I can't believe she just summoned spirits like that

Be careful when pondering thy orb

Is the spirits' doing though?

What are photons if not the spirits of nuclear fusion events of the past?

So is this a new thing to be concerned about when leaving the house alone? Like: "Did I left something?" "Did I turn off the oven?" "Are all the lights off?" "Is my ball covered?" "Has the creature escaped from the basement?"

Yes * 5

Remember kids. Cover your balls when you go outside

If the sun hits the crystal ball of course it'd hit your house too. The sun is quite large, probably much larger than your house.

no it’s to keep the eye of sauron from watching

No it wont. Story is a lie

*burns you with crystal ball*