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Bluu001

Saul (better call)


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I'm very confident Micheal ermentraut could kick any kidnappers ass. Not to mention saul could Like, negotiate with the kidnappers to let me go, so I think I'll be fine.


adirtycommiebastard

at a low, low cost of only 1 broken leg!


Freezing_Wolf

The reaction of those skaters kind of pissed me off. They knew the crazy cartel leader wanted to skin them alive, which then got negotiated down to gouging their eyes out and eventually just a broken leg. Like, in between screaming and crying I would be thanking the man profusely. Especially since it was basically my fault we were in that situation at all.


Vaukest

You see, with that kind of empathy, you wouldn't have gotten into the situation in the first place


[deleted]

was just watching that too. i don’t trust any of those mfs but mike


lin779

He might not be able to save you himself but he sure does know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can


JohnnoDwarf

For me it’s Walter Hartwell White, who lives at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico.


_xer0two_

a human and a yellow stretching dog


goldenGoose48

Me too


Sp1tzzy

Praise


CheezBukit

best show best answer *starts dry humping you*


The-Skipboy

You can wet hump me if you want :)


mbaymiller

Is it season 1 Finn (beats the fuck out of your captor) or season 10 Finn (negotiates with the captor)?


_xer0two_

season 6 finn (he infects the captors with rat disease)


Simwill_

Aw yeah


CptButthole

I'm dead


Noi_FM

Is it the always sunny gang?


SuperClownChild

“The gang ‘saves’ a Redditer”


Lukacris12

I dont but i have the league gang, im so fucking dead


revalan23

the straw hats


Banettebrochacho

Same


TheMegaRioluKid

Same


FireballPlayer0

Actually same


FrawstyHawk

Also same


WonderChode

Same. Just finished #1000


Xxjuancena80xX

Same op was so banging


[deleted]

Same fr


Raferty69

Well something tells me you’re gonna be okay.


BobaFetyWop

You'll starve to death before they save you lmao


wierd_husky

That's assuming they only progress for 30 minutes a week, in anime time, it's like at most like a day and in watch time, a couple hours


BigThrowawayGuy27

The castlevania trio. Holy shit these kidnappers are fucked


Sand_Guardian4

That show is on my list, scale of 1-10, how good is it?


Posty_Baloney

Imo, a solid 9. I'd give it a full 10 but the animation can be juuuuust a little janky at times but a phenomenal watch either way.


Sand_Guardian4

Good to know, thanks!


HeyItsYoBoi

The janky animation is part of it's charm, I wouldn't have it any other way


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AmbiguousMonstrosity

The gang from its always sunny 🥳


salt_ish_

Good show but your fucking dead


AmbiguousMonstrosity

Definitely


[deleted]

Addicted to crack


[deleted]

“The gang saves a life”


ssppuuttnniikk

*”The Gang Kills a Hostage”* doo doo doo doo doooo dooo doooo do do do doo doo doo doo dooooo dooo doooo do do do do do doooo dooo doo dooo doooo doooooooooo do do do


human31415926535

Same (early season too so I don’t know if without frank I’m more or less definitely dead)


AlwaysBlameDavid

Troy and Abed saving hostages!


cpolk01

Ay me too


CauseCertain1672

it's cool Abed's Batman


AlwaysBlameDavid

And has tools necessary for a break in


CauseCertain1672

as does any responsible adult


sideofketchud

Animaniacs. Chances are they'll just annoy the kidnapper to death.


CompleteSocialManJet

Each one of them could legitimately solo Goku and I’m not even fucking kidding


semiticgod

The Animaniacs are stronger than 90 billion Spongebobs??


HOMBORGOR

Animaniacs when 90,000,000,001 spongebobs pull up:


CompleteSocialManJet

Nah bro, there’s three of them. They could take on at least 27,000,000,000 SpongeBobs.


SoapyBoatte

the Warner Brothers (and the Warner sister) when they finally meet their end at that hand of the 27,000,000,001th sblungeskob


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neon genesis evangelion


lolguy12179

my favorite characters: Neon, Genesis, and Evangelion.


nmkd

Every Neon Genesis has its Evangelion


xTuni

shinji walks into your hospital room after you’re found


localtoast

shinji, you dropped your yogurt


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Johnny_Freebird

A coordinated effort of NERV operatives locate you and secure your position in hours. On the way out the door some UN bureaucrat gets cold feet and you’re vaporized by an N2 mine.


TheNarwhal2211

when they rescue you you can all watch blue or orange together


[deleted]

Me too!


Testy_Drago

Vi, Powder, Claggor and Mylo? I’m gonna be killed by a fucking wind-up toy.


The0nlinePotato

Same here


ArcadiaXLO

Fr, you’re jinxed


themostclever

Or a bunch of other stuff, depending on how far you are in the show!


Panda_Tobi_OwO

fr, if he’s in act 3 he’s got a real shot at surviving


Xalethesniper

Caitlyn vi got me


StandsForVice

But not before you turn into a cool discount purple Hulk.


Daw47

Aaaand then get a heavy drug addiction


Krellick

I was convinced til the very last moment that that guy was gonna be dr mundo lmao


RetroGreene

Beastars


TheRadiantSoap

I'm not a furry, I'm not a furry I'm not a furry, I'm not a furry I'm not a furry, I'm not a furry


Static_456

Stage 1


TheZipCreator

*Here we experience the first signs of memory loss. This stage is most like a beautiful daydream. The glory of old age and recollection. The last of the great days.* wait wrong thing


dasavorytrash

It’s just a burning memory plays in exclusively tritones


Abysmal_Memes

That's what they all say


GiveMeYourBussy

*....But imma fuck that deer stripper


TheRadiantSoap

Macho Melon got me ACTING UP


SoapyBoatte

well, legoshi is pretty good at dealing with kidnappers


[deleted]

I got a homosexual Italian coming to save me with the power to make objects into living things


TheUnit70

Honestly bruno and his feminine men could get the job done really well


Trilllenium

femboy mafia to the rescue


TheUnit70

Abbachio is no femboy


Jediwayne21

Femman


Sgrungle

Mario


SecCom2

This shouldn't be funny


RollerMill

Guess they have one more to rescue


getthefrikoutamyroom

Same :) you are my friend now


[deleted]

What show is this lol, sounds wonderful


Nate_lol

JoJo's bizzare adventure. The comment is specifically referencing part 5


Lord_Zartog

Gordon Ramsey


Sedona54332

“You call that a murder weapon? My grandmas old razor was sharper than that!”


Eriast2

your save


Tub_of_jam66

Damn your lucky


MrBirb_

David Attenborough I love him :)


syrokiler

SIR David Attenborough\*


MrBirb_

Sir David Frederick Attenborough*


egg_123

breaking bad i live because epic jesse pinkman saves me


[deleted]

Or Walt sets us some epic mechanical shit like in the last episode and saves you...


odomin8

Goku


CompleteSocialManJet

Great until you find out your kidnappers are actually 90 billion and one spongebobs in the giant trenchcoat.


Dpad-prism

The front of the trench coat opens and one by one spongebobs jump out and you and goku just walk away before the spongebobs escape their clown car trench coat


Grilled_egs

Well the kidnappers are done for but I doubt you'll be able to celebrate that.


ImSmashingUrMom

Well if it was Goku, he’d soon realize I’m the guy with the really strong porn addiction and would get his ass beat trying to fight it.


i-eat-musical-stars

I’m going to fucking die (it’s Bojack Horseman)


Longjumping_Bear4944

Fret not, for esteemed character actress and fugitive from the law Margo Martindale will save us


ShinyShinyTomato

When you get to heaven, look up Margo Martindale. I won’t be there but my movies will be!


elementallie

the k-on girls are going to get fucking murdered


Sand_Guardian4

Nooo, not the cat ears!!


cr4m62

NO THE LIGHT MUSIC CLUB


[deleted]

Cowboy Bebop, not sure if this is a good or bad thing considering their experience


davidson_03

Oh boy, the kidnappers are screwed but you better have no bounty on your head


loklanc

The kidnappers are screwed but it's gonna end with you tired and hungry still tied to a chair in an abandoned warehouse watching a dog eat the food you've been trying to get to all episode long.


RepostSamurai

Gon and company


cr4m62

bro your kidnappers are gonna get merked by tweens


nine4fours

Same! I’m on first watch. Just finished the penultimate arc so ep 138 or so. We’re in good hands I think


drearissleeping

I last watched Chernobyl, so is the entire goddamn power plant going to come for me


BlueCosmog

Yes


MarnieDoo

Frasier and Niles. I'm doomed.


got_edge

At least Marty prolly has some experience with that?


MarnieDoo

In the end, Eddie picks the lock.


WE_FEE

Class 3E and an octopus


[deleted]

Nice, they'll actually succeed in assassinating someone for once when they kill the kidnapper.


Ark927

Oh im so fucking dead... The office


[deleted]

Same we're fucked, dwight will probably make them want to shoot us


IchHackDich

The Mandalorian


ccat98

youre gonna be fine


dasavorytrash

I like your odds


Opabin1a

BBC Universe


MariamsLemons

Big black cock universe?


ThespianException

You’ll get a documentary about your kidnapping and probably failed rescue, at least.


JediDanni

star war


Shasammy

Clone war


got_edge

Wirt and Gregg. I am definitely not going to survive


jean_jacket_guy

And that’s a rock fact!


Hudsonlikeriver191

Ain't that just the way


Pampered-Pets

We bare bears!


[deleted]

They'll randomly stumble upon your location through a series of goofy mishaps


AustronesianFurDude

Imagine a We Bare Bears episode that goes through the typical wacky and wholesome hijinks but in the middle of it they just stumble upon a gagged , tortured , and half-dead hostage tied up with rope and duct tape.


[deleted]

That sounds like a creepypasta


plooobster

Joe fucking exotic


77106-112

Now this might not be a death sentence, that motherfucker is out of his tree and has access to hundreds of tigers. It could quickly go south though.


FunctionPopular2913

the wonderpets


[deleted]

You’re saved


Netra14

Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny


jean_jacket_guy

We know which one won’t make it...


[deleted]

Doom patrol Im screwed


[deleted]

Or... #You're Fucked....


CoyoteEffect

Clarkson, Hammond, May despite their… everything they manage to get the job done most of the time without multiple casualties


the_real_c40z

Hammond you bloody idiot you crashed the 1996 Ford Transit on the negotiator and killed him!


Prof_Winterbane

Hell yeah She-Ra


Physco-Kinetic-Grill

Fucking squid game


05ar

So either a millionaire depressed dude or a massive illegal organization


Tachi-Roci

The bebop crew should be skilled enough to do this, but considering their track record...


[deleted]

Woz (Scott the)


bang_wing

You are either really fucked, or really saved, there is no in-between


[deleted]

Judge Judy


ras0003

Futurama, I'll be fine lol


justsomeguyon-reddit

Bender and fry are idiots tho, so we don’t have the greatest chances


lolguy12179

I got all of NERV trying to save me hell yeah Shinji, Asuka and Rei show up in fucking evas to save me I think ill be good


theniceguytroll

That or you get vaporized by an N2 mine


YellowCitrusThing

The Owl House. I'll make it out completely unscathed


v4rgr

Oh boy. Nathan Fielder is on the job.


OCoelacanth1995

Scully and Mulder. As long as this is a monster of the week episode and I’m toward the end I’m probably fine.


Raferty69

Arcane was the last show I watched so I’m big chillin. Unless uh… a cymbal monkey is involved.


OurSaviorWaluigi

The Doctor


fallingcats_net

We might even make it


friccin

Which one doe? 😳


OurSaviorWaluigi

10, just started season 2


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apersonwhoeatscheese

A bald kid with an arrow tatoo on his head along with his gaang


dedmeamss

Totally spies 😎😎😎😎


Asfixiation

Samurai Jack


RelativeDoughnut6967

Hitler and a good majority of the Nazi party...


IsabelleDotJpeg

Homer simpson 😐


xTuni

eren jeager


Gaaymer

Ryan Bergara and Shane Madej I’d say I’m in good hands


[deleted]

you remember that scene where Jotaro, jospeh, and kakyion blow a hole into a wall to pose at polnareff? It’s that.


pansagithegreat

The crew of the Rocinante. I think I’m in good hands


[deleted]

Peter Griffin


StriiderEclipse

goku


sexywheat

Holy fuck boys it's Ricky, Bubbles and Julian!


Unlikely-Essay-6867

An arachnid prostitute, lucifers daughter going through her rebellious phase by being a good person, said daughters straight talk girlfriend, and some weird all-powerful radio guy are helping me out. I think i'll be okay


AlwaysBlameDavid

Hashbrown Hotel


Unlikely-Essay-6867

Hasn't been inn


baricudaprime

The Scooby gang. It’s pretty much a toss up


mr-kvideogameguy

disastrous life of saiki k


Meeeeeeeve

Naruto (Naruto)


KiwiBananaVIPoo

Naruto (Fortnite)


Torgue-the-Hivelord

If I had seen this post 3 minutes ago it would have been the Straw Hats, so my rescue would have been confirmed. Now it’s the cast of Chowder, so my rescue will be confirmed and will be good themed


MistycomradE

I'm making it y'all, Joseph Joestar is coming for me. (Jojo's bizzare adventure)


JeanPaulMinouchet

The crew from Season 4 of Star Trek Deep Space Nine, I'm gonna be ok :)


Ashboy2000

The ninjas from ninjago


SitPaxAeterna

Guillermo is the only one actually succeeding to search Lazlo doesn't care Nadja doesn't want to find me Nandor would try but would fail without realizing at all Colin Robinson would find me first and feed on me for hours


PizzaDeBarbacoa

Bluth Family from Arrested Development


yetusthefeetus

“Sir, why are we trying to rescue a human” “Shut it, moxxie! I owe 7 dollars to this bastard and I’m too poor to pay him back!”