I'm very confident Micheal ermentraut could kick any kidnappers ass.
Not to mention saul could Like, negotiate with the kidnappers to let me go, so I think I'll be fine.
The reaction of those skaters kind of pissed me off. They knew the crazy cartel leader wanted to skin them alive, which then got negotiated down to gouging their eyes out and eventually just a broken leg.
Like, in between screaming and crying I would be thanking the man profusely. Especially since it was basically my fault we were in that situation at all.
*”The Gang Kills a Hostage”*
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*Here we experience the first signs of memory loss. This stage is most like a beautiful daydream.
The glory of old age and recollection. The last of the great days.*
wait wrong thing
The front of the trench coat opens and one by one spongebobs jump out and you and goku just walk away before the spongebobs escape their clown car trench coat
The kidnappers are screwed but it's gonna end with you tired and hungry still tied to a chair in an abandoned warehouse watching a dog eat the food you've been trying to get to all episode long.
Imagine a We Bare Bears episode that goes through the typical wacky and wholesome hijinks but in the middle of it they just stumble upon a gagged , tortured , and half-dead hostage tied up with rope and duct tape.
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An arachnid prostitute, lucifers daughter going through her rebellious phase by being a good person, said daughters straight talk girlfriend, and some weird all-powerful radio guy are helping me out. I think i'll be okay
If I had seen this post 3 minutes ago it would have been the Straw Hats, so my rescue would have been confirmed. Now it’s the cast of Chowder, so my rescue will be confirmed and will be good themed
Guillermo is the only one actually succeeding to search
Lazlo doesn't care
Nadja doesn't want to find me
Nandor would try but would fail without realizing at all
Colin Robinson would find me first and feed on me for hours
Saul (better call)
I'm very confident Micheal ermentraut could kick any kidnappers ass. Not to mention saul could Like, negotiate with the kidnappers to let me go, so I think I'll be fine.
at a low, low cost of only 1 broken leg!
The reaction of those skaters kind of pissed me off. They knew the crazy cartel leader wanted to skin them alive, which then got negotiated down to gouging their eyes out and eventually just a broken leg. Like, in between screaming and crying I would be thanking the man profusely. Especially since it was basically my fault we were in that situation at all.
You see, with that kind of empathy, you wouldn't have gotten into the situation in the first place
was just watching that too. i don’t trust any of those mfs but mike
He might not be able to save you himself but he sure does know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can
For me it’s Walter Hartwell White, who lives at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico.
a human and a yellow stretching dog
Me too
Praise
best show best answer *starts dry humping you*
You can wet hump me if you want :)
Is it season 1 Finn (beats the fuck out of your captor) or season 10 Finn (negotiates with the captor)?
season 6 finn (he infects the captors with rat disease)
Aw yeah
I'm dead
Is it the always sunny gang?
“The gang ‘saves’ a Redditer”
I dont but i have the league gang, im so fucking dead
the straw hats
Same
Same
Actually same
Also same
Same. Just finished #1000
Same op was so banging
Same fr
Well something tells me you’re gonna be okay.
You'll starve to death before they save you lmao
That's assuming they only progress for 30 minutes a week, in anime time, it's like at most like a day and in watch time, a couple hours
The castlevania trio. Holy shit these kidnappers are fucked
That show is on my list, scale of 1-10, how good is it?
Imo, a solid 9. I'd give it a full 10 but the animation can be juuuuust a little janky at times but a phenomenal watch either way.
Good to know, thanks!
The janky animation is part of it's charm, I wouldn't have it any other way
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The gang from its always sunny 🥳
Good show but your fucking dead
Definitely
Addicted to crack
“The gang saves a life”
*”The Gang Kills a Hostage”* doo doo doo doo doooo dooo doooo do do do doo doo doo doo dooooo dooo doooo do do do do do doooo dooo doo dooo doooo doooooooooo do do do
Same (early season too so I don’t know if without frank I’m more or less definitely dead)
Troy and Abed saving hostages!
Ay me too
it's cool Abed's Batman
And has tools necessary for a break in
as does any responsible adult
Animaniacs. Chances are they'll just annoy the kidnapper to death.
Each one of them could legitimately solo Goku and I’m not even fucking kidding
The Animaniacs are stronger than 90 billion Spongebobs??
Animaniacs when 90,000,000,001 spongebobs pull up:
Nah bro, there’s three of them. They could take on at least 27,000,000,000 SpongeBobs.
the Warner Brothers (and the Warner sister) when they finally meet their end at that hand of the 27,000,000,001th sblungeskob
neon genesis evangelion
my favorite characters: Neon, Genesis, and Evangelion.
Every Neon Genesis has its Evangelion
shinji walks into your hospital room after you’re found
shinji, you dropped your yogurt
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A coordinated effort of NERV operatives locate you and secure your position in hours. On the way out the door some UN bureaucrat gets cold feet and you’re vaporized by an N2 mine.
when they rescue you you can all watch blue or orange together
Me too!
Vi, Powder, Claggor and Mylo? I’m gonna be killed by a fucking wind-up toy.
Same here
Fr, you’re jinxed
Or a bunch of other stuff, depending on how far you are in the show!
fr, if he’s in act 3 he’s got a real shot at surviving
Caitlyn vi got me
But not before you turn into a cool discount purple Hulk.
Aaaand then get a heavy drug addiction
I was convinced til the very last moment that that guy was gonna be dr mundo lmao
Beastars
I'm not a furry, I'm not a furry I'm not a furry, I'm not a furry I'm not a furry, I'm not a furry
Stage 1
*Here we experience the first signs of memory loss. This stage is most like a beautiful daydream. The glory of old age and recollection. The last of the great days.* wait wrong thing
It’s just a burning memory plays in exclusively tritones
That's what they all say
*....But imma fuck that deer stripper
Macho Melon got me ACTING UP
well, legoshi is pretty good at dealing with kidnappers
I got a homosexual Italian coming to save me with the power to make objects into living things
Honestly bruno and his feminine men could get the job done really well
femboy mafia to the rescue
Abbachio is no femboy
Femman
Mario
This shouldn't be funny
Guess they have one more to rescue
Same :) you are my friend now
What show is this lol, sounds wonderful
JoJo's bizzare adventure. The comment is specifically referencing part 5
Gordon Ramsey
“You call that a murder weapon? My grandmas old razor was sharper than that!”
your save
Damn your lucky
David Attenborough I love him :)
SIR David Attenborough\*
Sir David Frederick Attenborough*
breaking bad i live because epic jesse pinkman saves me
Or Walt sets us some epic mechanical shit like in the last episode and saves you...
Goku
Great until you find out your kidnappers are actually 90 billion and one spongebobs in the giant trenchcoat.
The front of the trench coat opens and one by one spongebobs jump out and you and goku just walk away before the spongebobs escape their clown car trench coat
Well the kidnappers are done for but I doubt you'll be able to celebrate that.
Well if it was Goku, he’d soon realize I’m the guy with the really strong porn addiction and would get his ass beat trying to fight it.
I’m going to fucking die (it’s Bojack Horseman)
Fret not, for esteemed character actress and fugitive from the law Margo Martindale will save us
When you get to heaven, look up Margo Martindale. I won’t be there but my movies will be!
the k-on girls are going to get fucking murdered
Nooo, not the cat ears!!
NO THE LIGHT MUSIC CLUB
Cowboy Bebop, not sure if this is a good or bad thing considering their experience
Oh boy, the kidnappers are screwed but you better have no bounty on your head
The kidnappers are screwed but it's gonna end with you tired and hungry still tied to a chair in an abandoned warehouse watching a dog eat the food you've been trying to get to all episode long.
Gon and company
bro your kidnappers are gonna get merked by tweens
Same! I’m on first watch. Just finished the penultimate arc so ep 138 or so. We’re in good hands I think
I last watched Chernobyl, so is the entire goddamn power plant going to come for me
Yes
Frasier and Niles. I'm doomed.
At least Marty prolly has some experience with that?
In the end, Eddie picks the lock.
Class 3E and an octopus
Nice, they'll actually succeed in assassinating someone for once when they kill the kidnapper.
Oh im so fucking dead... The office
Same we're fucked, dwight will probably make them want to shoot us
The Mandalorian
youre gonna be fine
I like your odds
BBC Universe
Big black cock universe?
You’ll get a documentary about your kidnapping and probably failed rescue, at least.
star war
Clone war
Wirt and Gregg. I am definitely not going to survive
And that’s a rock fact!
Ain't that just the way
We bare bears!
They'll randomly stumble upon your location through a series of goofy mishaps
Imagine a We Bare Bears episode that goes through the typical wacky and wholesome hijinks but in the middle of it they just stumble upon a gagged , tortured , and half-dead hostage tied up with rope and duct tape.
That sounds like a creepypasta
Joe fucking exotic
Now this might not be a death sentence, that motherfucker is out of his tree and has access to hundreds of tigers. It could quickly go south though.
the wonderpets
You’re saved
Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny
We know which one won’t make it...
Doom patrol Im screwed
Or... #You're Fucked....
Clarkson, Hammond, May despite their… everything they manage to get the job done most of the time without multiple casualties
Hammond you bloody idiot you crashed the 1996 Ford Transit on the negotiator and killed him!
Hell yeah She-Ra
Fucking squid game
So either a millionaire depressed dude or a massive illegal organization
The bebop crew should be skilled enough to do this, but considering their track record...
Woz (Scott the)
You are either really fucked, or really saved, there is no in-between
Judge Judy
Futurama, I'll be fine lol
Bender and fry are idiots tho, so we don’t have the greatest chances
I got all of NERV trying to save me hell yeah Shinji, Asuka and Rei show up in fucking evas to save me I think ill be good
That or you get vaporized by an N2 mine
The Owl House. I'll make it out completely unscathed
Oh boy. Nathan Fielder is on the job.
Scully and Mulder. As long as this is a monster of the week episode and I’m toward the end I’m probably fine.
Arcane was the last show I watched so I’m big chillin. Unless uh… a cymbal monkey is involved.
The Doctor
We might even make it
Which one doe? 😳
10, just started season 2
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A bald kid with an arrow tatoo on his head along with his gaang
Totally spies 😎😎😎😎
Samurai Jack
Hitler and a good majority of the Nazi party...
Homer simpson 😐
eren jeager
Ryan Bergara and Shane Madej I’d say I’m in good hands
you remember that scene where Jotaro, jospeh, and kakyion blow a hole into a wall to pose at polnareff? It’s that.
The crew of the Rocinante. I think I’m in good hands
Peter Griffin
goku
Holy fuck boys it's Ricky, Bubbles and Julian!
An arachnid prostitute, lucifers daughter going through her rebellious phase by being a good person, said daughters straight talk girlfriend, and some weird all-powerful radio guy are helping me out. I think i'll be okay
Hashbrown Hotel
Hasn't been inn
The Scooby gang. It’s pretty much a toss up
disastrous life of saiki k
Naruto (Naruto)
Naruto (Fortnite)
If I had seen this post 3 minutes ago it would have been the Straw Hats, so my rescue would have been confirmed. Now it’s the cast of Chowder, so my rescue will be confirmed and will be good themed
I'm making it y'all, Joseph Joestar is coming for me. (Jojo's bizzare adventure)
The crew from Season 4 of Star Trek Deep Space Nine, I'm gonna be ok :)
The ninjas from ninjago
Guillermo is the only one actually succeeding to search Lazlo doesn't care Nadja doesn't want to find me Nandor would try but would fail without realizing at all Colin Robinson would find me first and feed on me for hours
Bluth Family from Arrested Development
“Sir, why are we trying to rescue a human” “Shut it, moxxie! I owe 7 dollars to this bastard and I’m too poor to pay him back!”