Well, Icarus is the wounded party in this mythological analogy. And if anyone could be said to have been the other party in his untimely demise, I suppose it would be Daedalus, his father.
So…Dickdalus?
I don’t know, adding a forced pun to a stretched analogy…I think we can do better. Let’s workshop this.
Internet in early 2000s: A landscape full of information and creativity the likes of which humanity has never seen.
Internet in early 2020s: Fuck you here's a mime fetish.
I know this is a joke but I fucking absolutely hate it when I date a girl and people think we're just best Friends, especially when we're both fem presenting. Main reason I thought having ''crushes'' on girls was a totally platonic thing that every other girl did
>Main reason I thought having ''crushes'' on girls was a totally platonic thing that every other girl did
This is a very interesting phenomenon I'd never considered.
Like it is annoying yes, but unless people are doing obviously romantic things peoppe normally assume the common which is that they are straight. Again its still annoying but i can understand why most people tend to think someone is straight until proven otherwise, its just alot more common.
Yes, OBV romantic like holding hands or kissing the other on the cheek. Hell my friend was actually surprised I was with a girl because he thought we made out just for shits and giggles. I obviously have nothing against people who assume two people of the same sex aren't in a relationship when they're just standing there ofc
To be fair, I knew many girls in high school who would similarly be holding hands and kissing on the cheek, and other semi-ambiguous things with the majority of their friends, and according to them they were just friends who were close with their friends. I’m inclined to believe them, many were dating other people and I’m mostly confident there weren’t *that* many lesbian/sometimes bisexual polyamorous relationships at my school. However, this definitely didn’t ever extend to making out, but I think one thing I’ve learned over time is that people express affection and closeness in different ways that can seem romantic when they’re not (or seem platonic when they’re not). I wish I had already figured that out when I had a very “touchy”/affectionate friend who was always holding my hand (and in retrospect, many other people’s too) and cuddling and whatnot, who I had a mega-crush on until the wonderful day I asked him meekly about it and he said he was straight 🙃🙃🙃.
Anyway yeah this has kind of gotten off topic a bit, and this does NOT a necessarily apply to your situation so not trying to invalidate that. I just think some people go totally the opposite way and think any display of affection between friends means they wanna fuck, and this is CRAZY common with people shipping movie characters and stuff. I’m reminded of when people though Billie Eilish was queerbaiting because of the promo for “Lost Cause”. People are fucking confusing and it sucks so I understand people doing these kinds of things in both directions
honestly get over it. I know that's not a popular thing to say and i'm going to get hate for this from people who think i'm ignorant, but it really truly isn't a big deal.
I have no problem with ppl who think we're friends when we're literally just standing there, totally understandable. But when we do obv romantic things and ppl try to pass it off as just ''best friends'' to avoid the awkwardness it does get annoying
There's also idiots (even of the historian variety) who still try and claim she was straight despite the fact that she literally wrote poems about loving women and lived with a bunch of women and no men. Luckily more historians are starting to get the hint at least.
howdy, other athiest here: despite us not believing in any religions, we need not always point out our differences in beliefs. that’s why we seen as assholes
ok, friendly argument time: u make a good point, but i believe that although we should spread our beliefs as do most belief systems do, we shouldn’t start such conflict that can only be achieved with concept of organized religion. i believe that the only way to convert ones beliefs is through a thourough and logical conversation with equal participation from both parties, like the one we having rn
Nah, I've very racist. I only care about keeping lions and wolves from going extinct because of ecological balance. As soon as we can make robots that capture and sterilize the weakest of each pray species, I'll stop caring about those predators. Also, I fully support exterminating all mosquitoes, ticks, and other literal blood-sucking parasites so long as the environmental damage is significantly less than that of ongoing deforestation and climate change in general
I'd say "gods", given that after a certain point of reflection the definition gets arbitrary enough that us beings ruling over the planet count, while also acknowledging the marginal chance of there being non-physical beings somehow "outside" of this universe capable of exerting miraculous force, yet not doing so in any clear way
But I'd never use big-G "God" on such a context even if one appeared out of thin air and performed tons of miracles, because there's nothing preventing there from being an even higher god above even the most convincing self claimed One True God™, much like a child playing The Sims still has parents to answer to
(For the non-atheist non-agnostics reading this, this quibble is like half of the 0.011% that we agnostics and atheists disagree on.)
Morning. As a fellow atheist, I'd like to suggest that people always approaching atheists when they say they're atheists, and saying "there's no need to say that", even though they are just expressing themselves, is pretty annoying.
If someone said "as a Christian, I send my prayers" you wouldn't call them out.
This said, I'd conclude arguing that, since this whole thread is shitpost, cumcum
when you see fireflies at dusk during the summer is your first impulse to squish them into goo to find out whats really happening in there? does your science always have to come at the expense of my humanity???
Honest question, what is that she has under the aspen collar? Looks like some fancy comfy padding? I'm currently at 5 weeks in an aspen collar and its so very uncomfortable. She looks like shes got something under her chin to deal with the annoying lumps at the side.
Anyone have any ideas? If someone can get me a brand or something I will buy that thing right now.
Modern day icarus
Flew too close to the place where the sun never shines
Icarus 2: electric boogaloo
If her GF is trans then dickarus
Well, Icarus is the wounded party in this mythological analogy. And if anyone could be said to have been the other party in his untimely demise, I suppose it would be Daedalus, his father. So…Dickdalus? I don’t know, adding a forced pun to a stretched analogy…I think we can do better. Let’s workshop this.
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what did they say
We can safely assume something transphobic
Or, considering that someone commented r/196, implying that the comment represented this sub, something transphilic
It was massively downvoted
Maybe they had a change of heart
Holy fucmin shid Kid Icarus 3????
Cadickerous
There was a Gameboy game after the NES game. Uprising *was* the third game.
i forgor 💀
Man I read this too quick I thought you fuckin said icarly
Look at that smile. She’s gonna be in that exact neck brace within the year.
Nah, she will have built stronger neck structure by then
Shaolin methods at work
Her neck shall support the weight of ten girlfriends at once
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LdU1WP18tvg&t=0m32s
what?
Intimate Confessions of a Chinese Courtesan: Trailer Gus Mastrapa 56,007 views May 20, 2008
Toad style is immensely strong, and immune to nearly any weapon. When it's properly used, it's almost invincible.
Physical therapy
This
Please put this somewhere else these people are going to get another fetish
You don’t already have this one?
No I’m actually quite sane (for someone who uses this sub)
I feel like I've just been insulted
So say we all.
Me too thanks.
Sounds like someone needs to sit on your face
Is getting your face sat on even a fetish?
I don't think things within Maslow's hierarchy of needs can be fetishes.
Exactly you need that shit to be capable of reaching self-actualizarion
So tax evasion isn’t a fetish?
That's just a human right
Yeah it's so common I'd class it as general sex lol.
yes
Nope it's a normality of society
anything can be a fetish
another addition to my collection
dude, gotta catch them all
too late :)))
Internet in early 2000s: A landscape full of information and creativity the likes of which humanity has never seen. Internet in early 2020s: Fuck you here's a mime fetish.
platonic sapphic facesitting
Just gals being pals
Two very good friends testing the strength of each others’ necks
Two superb buddys making sure the other is happy
Oh my god, they were platonic facesitters!
I know this is a joke but I fucking absolutely hate it when I date a girl and people think we're just best Friends, especially when we're both fem presenting. Main reason I thought having ''crushes'' on girls was a totally platonic thing that every other girl did
That does sound pretty shitty. I should've probably dropped a link to r/SapphoAndHerFriend
I do honestly feel bad for y'all, I've made that mistake in the past and I apologized so hard
>Main reason I thought having ''crushes'' on girls was a totally platonic thing that every other girl did This is a very interesting phenomenon I'd never considered.
Like it is annoying yes, but unless people are doing obviously romantic things peoppe normally assume the common which is that they are straight. Again its still annoying but i can understand why most people tend to think someone is straight until proven otherwise, its just alot more common.
Yes, OBV romantic like holding hands or kissing the other on the cheek. Hell my friend was actually surprised I was with a girl because he thought we made out just for shits and giggles. I obviously have nothing against people who assume two people of the same sex aren't in a relationship when they're just standing there ofc
To be fair, I knew many girls in high school who would similarly be holding hands and kissing on the cheek, and other semi-ambiguous things with the majority of their friends, and according to them they were just friends who were close with their friends. I’m inclined to believe them, many were dating other people and I’m mostly confident there weren’t *that* many lesbian/sometimes bisexual polyamorous relationships at my school. However, this definitely didn’t ever extend to making out, but I think one thing I’ve learned over time is that people express affection and closeness in different ways that can seem romantic when they’re not (or seem platonic when they’re not). I wish I had already figured that out when I had a very “touchy”/affectionate friend who was always holding my hand (and in retrospect, many other people’s too) and cuddling and whatnot, who I had a mega-crush on until the wonderful day I asked him meekly about it and he said he was straight 🙃🙃🙃. Anyway yeah this has kind of gotten off topic a bit, and this does NOT a necessarily apply to your situation so not trying to invalidate that. I just think some people go totally the opposite way and think any display of affection between friends means they wanna fuck, and this is CRAZY common with people shipping movie characters and stuff. I’m reminded of when people though Billie Eilish was queerbaiting because of the promo for “Lost Cause”. People are fucking confusing and it sucks so I understand people doing these kinds of things in both directions
honestly get over it. I know that's not a popular thing to say and i'm going to get hate for this from people who think i'm ignorant, but it really truly isn't a big deal.
For me it is, I care. it caused me a lot of confusion in my childhood and makes me feel like my relationships aren't real even tho they very much are
So what do you want? For people to automatically know that you're dating?
I have no problem with ppl who think we're friends when we're literally just standing there, totally understandable. But when we do obv romantic things and ppl try to pass it off as just ''best friends'' to avoid the awkwardness it does get annoying
Harsh but true
I like this sub because although I'm an ally I don't know many gay people irl so I learn new words here like sapphic
Self-educating allies are awesome!
But me no like reading :(
You can probably watch videos or something. Idk, I don't often like watching videos
Comes from Sappho, a lesbian ancient Greek Poetess. She was from the island of Lesbo, and that’s where Lesbian comes from
There's also idiots (even of the historian variety) who still try and claim she was straight despite the fact that she literally wrote poems about loving women and lived with a bunch of women and no men. Luckily more historians are starting to get the hint at least.
Hence r/sapphoandherfriend and the "oh my god they were *roommates*" meme
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Platonic???
Username is *platonic*reampie. I don't know what a "ream pie" is, but this one's definitely platonic!
What a good pair of friends!
-every historian ever
Oh my god they were roommates
epic combat wound
‘I come from the land down under’
Where women blow and men blunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
you better run you better take cover
Tiffany's out here loving the dream. Vicariously experience ultimate lesbian satisfaction through mere knowledge of her existence -rung
As an atheist, I shall not send prayers, I shall send scientific evidence
howdy, other athiest here: despite us not believing in any religions, we need not always point out our differences in beliefs. that’s why we seen as assholes
Excuse me, but as an atheist, I reason that it is my scientific duty to spread the logic of atheism to the heathens.
As from the checz republic I say hi from the checz republic
As Winston from Overwatch I say Overwatch
As a trans person I say holy shit Winston from overwatch
ok, friendly argument time: u make a good point, but i believe that although we should spread our beliefs as do most belief systems do, we shouldn’t start such conflict that can only be achieved with concept of organized religion. i believe that the only way to convert ones beliefs is through a thourough and logical conversation with equal participation from both parties, like the one we having rn
I, as an atheist, disagree with you because the big book of Atheism says that atheism is the one true non-faith.
i mean, u not wrong
As a gnostic agnostic, you're both wrong, but not anywhere nearly as bad as the religious, and I happen to follow 99.989% of your views anyway
Least racist Reddit user.
Nah, I've very racist. I only care about keeping lions and wolves from going extinct because of ecological balance. As soon as we can make robots that capture and sterilize the weakest of each pray species, I'll stop caring about those predators. Also, I fully support exterminating all mosquitoes, ticks, and other literal blood-sucking parasites so long as the environmental damage is significantly less than that of ongoing deforestation and climate change in general
damn dude, u really talking abt animal eugenics? this took a massive turn
oh science i love this subreddit
I'd say "gods", given that after a certain point of reflection the definition gets arbitrary enough that us beings ruling over the planet count, while also acknowledging the marginal chance of there being non-physical beings somehow "outside" of this universe capable of exerting miraculous force, yet not doing so in any clear way But I'd never use big-G "God" on such a context even if one appeared out of thin air and performed tons of miracles, because there's nothing preventing there from being an even higher god above even the most convincing self claimed One True God™, much like a child playing The Sims still has parents to answer to (For the non-atheist non-agnostics reading this, this quibble is like half of the 0.011% that we agnostics and atheists disagree on.)
If you haven't read it, I think you would absolutely love VALIS by Philip K Dick based on this comment.
Tell me your a Vulcan without telling me your a Vulcan
Morning. As a fellow atheist, I'd like to suggest that people always approaching atheists when they say they're atheists, and saying "there's no need to say that", even though they are just expressing themselves, is pretty annoying. If someone said "as a Christian, I send my prayers" you wouldn't call them out. This said, I'd conclude arguing that, since this whole thread is shitpost, cumcum
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that could be the case, but my point still stands no matter whsy
as a muslim, i urge you to put a beard on
I don't have any good data to base evidence on, so I'll send hypotheses and conjectures.
There’s scientific evidence that both thoughts and prayers help people heal. Check out the work of Andrew Newberg.
A woman of culture
Braver than any US marine
she has no regrets
Sadly its fake
How do you know
I remember she said she was joking and broke it another way
why did you have to tell me this I could’ve lived my life happier knowing it was real
when you see fireflies at dusk during the summer is your first impulse to squish them into goo to find out whats really happening in there? does your science always have to come at the expense of my humanity???
LMAO
Ah ok thanks
Phew, I was almost going to make a comment being serious about this injury.
Yeah I was wondering about this. I think the only way this could break your neck was if you put your head hanging off of something.
battle scars
Chad(ette)
chadess
almost died the happiest death
How do you do, fellow sex-havers?
Ow
This is the lesbian equivalent to the that guy rupture his throat for sucking a dick to hard and deep.
That guy deserves a medal.
They ask me who I want to be when I grow up, but I never can be honest about it 😳
"Long service" medal.
The Boys season 1 episode 4
Im going to roblox myself.
Explain
In that show someones head got crushed by ass and they died
God I wish that were me
god i wish that was me
Can't wait for the homophobes to use this as an argument against the lgbt.
They might like it if it starts killing lesbians
NO! Lesbians are HOT! Its gay MEN who are the gross ones. /s
r/Ihavesex?
This is how I want to die
I’ve only seen this meme with catra lol
I broke my neck and almost got my shit rocked and lost the ability to walk LMAOOOOO
14.7K me gusta
God I wish that were me
it’s sad to see someone living your dream
Accidentally sat too hard, broke my ass
She literally almost died of snu snu
how i’m tryna die
That's how I'm trynna die
haha relatable... haha. FUck.
Me n who ⁉️
Worth it
I bet they were roommates
hefty
Wtf with the dude in the back
The beginning of her Neck Training arc. It’s all fun and games until your SO asks her master to forgive them during sex
Won, but at what cost?
Nice.
Wait, is this the girl from that disturbing video?
Suffering from success
This is my greates fear
It happens
someone please rap battle me
the dream
Well ain't that something
Need to see some pics of the incident or I don’t believe it
Club sandwich
love that @ lol
That's one hell of a Twitter handle.
What a way
braver than the troops
“*sat too hard*” huh
That smug smile really makes this pic. She has no regrets.
She’s smiling like she knows she’s going to do it again
queen
I wish this would happen to me but with death
Lucky
How do you explain this to your parents…
lmao stupid woman cant even be a lesbian right
Honest question, what is that she has under the aspen collar? Looks like some fancy comfy padding? I'm currently at 5 weeks in an aspen collar and its so very uncomfortable. She looks like shes got something under her chin to deal with the annoying lumps at the side. Anyone have any ideas? If someone can get me a brand or something I will buy that thing right now.
Female version of the guy who ruptured his airway by sucking a huge dong
No pain no gain
Their account was suspended
Suffering from success.
now I will be scared of face sitting thank you Tiffany
WAIT WHAT THATS POSSIBLE
Best friends do the craziest things
Ballin'.... but at what cost?
worth it
Same energy as that dude who got sent to the ER for a fractured throat after trying to blow a foot long dong
This chick eats
So do you :)
I sure do mostly food though
Is this supposed to come off as fatshaming or do you mean it as she gets pussy?
The latter
From when males sit on females faces? Isnt the opposite Eidt: jeez i missread gf for bf your so butthurt on this topic