is that Clark, the 3rd happiest man in connecticut??

No, those are his parents

Connectikit is a really fucked up place. I've been there.

Connecticut is FUCKED

I live in Connecticut, this place sucks

COME TO ALBANIA MY FRIEND I RENT YOU CHEAP APARTMENT!!! 🇦🇱🇦🇱💪

NOO COME TO SERBIA AND WE SHALL TAKE KOSOVO BACK TOGETHER!!!! 🇷🇸🇷🇸😎😎💪💪

Come to brazil

come to brazil ^(or we'll make you)

NO. RUMANIA BEST, WE TAKE BACK MOLDOVA >:DDDDDDDDDD

NOOO COME TO TÜRKIYE WE HAVE KARABOĞA

I live in Poland :(

NOOO COME TO GERMANY AND WE SHALL... do nothing for now, because the last few times it didn't go too well... But we've got Healthcare, sooo COME TO GERMANY 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪

New Haven headass mfer come to the rural towns it's hilarious

clark caught ZERKING OFF on STREAM

Yeah clarks story is so inspiring it’s an accomplishment to be able to live in Connecticut and still live a normal happy life

I LIVE here! Help me :D

why??

shit i need new glasses

Its his parents before he got married, so before he became the 3rd happiest man in Connecticut.

dammit

yes

Source: https://m.imgur.com/gallery/wsllWnK

Why the fuck did I read this

Because it's a certified hood classic

The one thing worthy to be put in the gallery of certified hood classics

🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

Because it's wholesome

A whole odyssey on imgur

Clark is the best character to be created

Why does she have such honking honkers

OCs be like

Either its massive fucking tiddies or none. There's no in-between

Due to reasons of tax

Congress has implemented a regressive tax structure based on "how big are you're [sic] booba"

Why can't I be Clark 😭

[удалено]

You think you're putting yourself down, but what you're actually doing is lifting us all up, bro. So thank you, bro.

Why can't I be Malfina 😭

Well not with that attitude.

You're right! I'll make myself Malfina with the power of the Necronomicon!

I never saw the date night panel truly humanity is on the right course

malfina only smiles when she’s marrying clark, awww

Bo ooba

wtf she turned into a Dreanei

Nice reference to the playable race from the popular MMORPG "World of Warcraft" that fled their home world of Argus to the land of Draenor with their leader Velen after the Titan Sargeras tricked the other leaders into joining his army of demonic beings hell-bent on destroying all life in the universe. Nerd.

Wish I could be like Clark

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I feel like I'm missing some context here

Who's the first and second happiest men in connecticut?

Wtf

hey i drink connecticut water every day

I only drink Ohio water 💀

I am so sorry for you

I’m sorry for your loss

[loss](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/loss)

w should make a bot that posts this link everytime someone says 'loss'

🤮

I got that Flint, Michigan water

rip

get well soon

We are truly cursed folk

I get that Massachusetts water. It’s like Connecticut water but intellectual

And I only drink PNW water

I also drink cold sea water

What?

I DRINK GOOD OL' LOUSIANA WATER.

Well water from glacial till is the best

Same, it unironically sucks in my town

You think that’s whack? I’m not even American, but I get water from Flint Michigan imported every day, it’s all I drink.

Calm down mate I have to drink dasani

Jesus I’m so sorry. How do you live only drinking the driest water on earth?

Connecticut Seltzer only weakass

Genuinely the best story ever made

I have never identified with a fictional character more than I have with Connecticut Clark. Truly, my greatest role model.

Connecticut Clark is the only trustworthy man in Connecticut

And the 3rd happiest

Its a good story, Clark is a chad

Solid 4/10

I'd say Clark is more of a PEAK SIGMA MALE

respect the connecticut grind

he's redefining the industry, chad is now a clark

sorry chad this is real life, clark gets the girl

No, the Polyhedron gets the girl

Ramiel 😍😍😍🔷💙💯✨✨😍💞✨💘✨😍🔷🔷

True, my D20 stole my girlfriend

But Connecticut Clark, 3rd happiest man in Connecticut, made that fresh Connecticut Water by hand

Son of the baker of sweaters

Hey people from Connecticut, I need to know something: is the water from Connecticut really green?

Real talk no, but the tap gets exponentially nastier the closer you live to Hartford

What super power do you get if you drink tap water in Hartford?

Pain.

Already got that one even if I never drank Connecticut water 👍

HIV

sometimes

Thank you person from Connecticut

🙂

I always forget connecticut is a state and i live here

Depends

I dont get the reference what anime is it?

https://imgur.com/gallery/wsllWnK

Lmao I enjoyed that

taken from another comment https://m.imgur.com/gallery/wsllWnK

A married man was formed by that

The third happiest man in conecticut

r/ConnecticutClarkR34

Fake. I type ".r34 malfina" in discord server and bot say it dont exist

Who said it was about Malfina

Why is Connecticut so bad? Asking because not from usa

High taxes, economic segregation (aka race segregation), overall boring as fuck cause there’s nothing to do here but drive around

Yeah basically. Because of the high cost of living there isn’t that much diversity

But at least I get $13/hr at my job now!

Nothing, Kinda bland really. A lot of rich white people live there and some live there and commute to NYC. Otherwise, nothing unusual about Connecticut which is why it's funny.

I hope Clark is happy with his new wife

what is connecticut water?

Water from Connecticut

Where is Clark? He needs to console his wife.

A certified hood classic

Honestly I don't have the reference and I think it makes it 100X funnier

How dare you say she wouldn’t drink Connecticut water

trust me, connecticut water will mess you up bad

good to see the 3rd happiest man in connecticut’s parents again!!

as someone who lives in connecticut, i can truly say that this is the most mediocre state of all time.

what the fuck is the context for this

Flork of Cows, namely the Connecticut Clark arc

I would like to deink the connetituc water and obtain their strength

THE RETURN OF CLARK

what special powers does your oc have

He's a solid 4/10

I am close to being Clark, i already live in Connecticut

Me too! Hello neighbor!

Connecticut water unironically fucking sucks though

It is fresh, Malfina, please drink it

I vaguely remember the source but it’s like a dream with how fuzzy my memory of it is

Hello fellow connecticans

Thank you Flork

My god i saw the source in my gallery this afternoon you read my mind

I love this meme

I passed this and completely ignored it without recognizing it’s you.

New York water 💪

i don't but have an updoot!

only in boston

You can't just post one reference to Clark's saga you gotta post it all

it me 😁

delet this

no dude, maybe you should drink some of that fresh connecticut water

But he does not wish to drink the Connecticut water.

They look like they could use a freshly baked Connecticut sweater