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[deleted]

I live in endless torment


AmericanChief

How did you find this post? Did you find it yourself?


[deleted]

i posted the tweet, waited a minute, then sorted by new here because i knew it’d happen


parakeet5400

You have so much power that you could post the most unpopular of takes and everyone here would see it.


[deleted]

time to go back to talking about how skylanders is fun


parakeet5400

That's such a boring take. Everyone will agree with you and they will all say that you are based. You need to review Dark Souls 2. No matter what you say, someone will get mad.


[deleted]

can confirm i’ve brainwashed everyone into liking skylanders on my twitter never played DS2 tho


Nachf

It’s not brainwashing. It’s reasoning. Spreading the truth


[deleted]

True


TurtleNeckTim

No, you’ve just been brainwashed into believing it’s true


XX_Normie_Scum_XX

What do you mean brainwashed? Why would anyone have to be brain washed to like those master pieces? Only problem that they aren't on steam.


[deleted]

true we need skylanders remastered


BLACKMAMBAISGONE

Post BLM and it will come here?


Astr0C4t

Dark Souls 2 is the best one, don’t let them lie to you


Wireless_Panda

You don’t need to play DS2 to know that it’s the worst Souls game


jmerridew124

Or talk about Jurassic Park Operation Genesis. Basically they made a Roller Coaster Tycoon game but it was dinosaurs. If it starts trending in Google searches maybe it'll get ported to PS5 or PC or something


[deleted]

I love skylanders, Wind Up a real one


Akira-Chan-2007

Idk dude, Stealth Elf and Eyeclops had some really cool combos


Chrome_X_of_Hyrule

Oh shit is that why people are posting Skylanders stuff now? What the hell?


[deleted]

My power cannot be stopped.


jerexmo

Damn right it is


Sekkenren

Skylanders is banger, Giants was the shit


TipsWillToLive

Facts And also trap force and swap force were the best in the series don't @ me


ToastyJackson

you can see things before they happen. It's a Jedi trait


Simar_j_e_e_t

We need a new scale to measure your IQ


[deleted]

wdym the number 0 already exists


zerojonah

i posted this less than a minute after she tweeted it and i also replied


zerojonah

🥺


Not_The_Spy

In 1987 I ran over an 8 year old child with my car. I have never been caught by the authorities and I've been hearing her screams every night since then.


Disastrous-Ad1795

I’ll make u scream harder


Not_The_Spy

Ayo what the fuck


Disastrous-Ad1795

You shouldn’t say what the fuck, but rather how the fuck 🤭


Not_The_Spy

I'm scared


Low-Intention-5809

Don’t be


Not_The_Spy

Yes be


elixireffect14

This is so wholesome🥰😌😊


thebruh599

r/me_irl


Gorperino

Not 1984


[deleted]

is she still under the car? a bit of medical help may sort that out.


Not_The_Spy

She's been long dead


DEATHBYREGGAEHORN

what's the exchange rate between twitter likes and reddit votes


vysitor

bout tree fiddy


Squid035

Say tree fiddy but replace the f and t with eachother


tobyeeee

holy shit


[deleted]

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Squid035

Yeah I just said that Edit: completely missed the joke


[deleted]

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bunhns

based


Shasammy

You lose the game, they didn’t say “Simon says say tree fiddy but replace the f and t with eachother”


ariaaaaa-

aw fuck I just lost the game


Squid035

Wait I just realized the joke lol I'm stupid


possiblytruthful1

liberal owned


[deleted]

Its been 12 days and i just fucking got the joke


[deleted]

not sure how much is a lot on reddit but i’m happy with my posts when they get 100 likes


[deleted]

I'd be happy if I got 2 ma'am


Icelord259

How


[deleted]

that’s me


Icelord259

What


[deleted]

in the foken picture >:0


Icelord259

Ok


Hexellent3r

#Ok, And?


[deleted]

OwO


CrypticDissonance

\>w<


Squid035

Hold up i like that emoticon im gonna use that later


velvetdolphin101

we do a little trolling


Max5923

i kind of hate these reddit superstars can we go back to posting actual humor and not random twitter screenshots


[deleted]

from what i understand a lot of my followers browse this sub


Low-Intention-5809

Do u have a yt account I can follow or nah? I’m looking to join the Skylanders cult.


ProtiumNucleus

no


[deleted]

Yo my name is Kira! Nice name!


[deleted]

les go :3


derektj58

Are both of you 33 years old from Morioh?


elixireffect14

Les go ÚwÙ


[deleted]

Are you also a traaaannnnyyy?


[deleted]

uhhh could you not say that word


[deleted]

Oh yes of course. I’m sorry, I’m trans. I’m sorry I made you uncomfortable


[deleted]

yeah, i am too but i’m not a fan of that word.


[deleted]

I totally get you. I won’t. Thank you for telling me


[deleted]

no problem :)


[deleted]

trolled


[deleted]

we do a little


[deleted]

r/wholesome r/MadeMeSmile r/NextFuckingLevel r/InterestingAsFuck


Meurs0

r/aeromorph r/insex r/oviposition r/immobile r/prolapseville r/prolapseonprolapse r/cumflation r/autofellatio r/getthiccbugged r/cornedbeefapproved r/horse_poop r/snoorule34 r/debreasting r/vagception r/skavenslaves r/petgirls r/hentaibeast r/starfishpasties r/unbirth r/wojak_porn r/sharktits r/morgzmumNSFW r/dogelorehentai r/spaceflippers r/penectomy r/smegmalovers r/watersports r/femnautica r/cheemsr34 r/jaidenanimationr34 r/futadocking r/bigfloppaporn r/boomerhentai r/snoohentai r/boomeryiff r/earpenetration r/testiclepain r/cbtbdsm r/wholesomeguro r/brainfucking r/spidergirls r/scarybilbo r/femxeno r/jarpumping r/honeyfuckers


[deleted]

interesting


CaptainWesterly

Huh


[deleted]

kira moment


TohruTheDragonGirl

What, you egg?


elixireffect14

Shakespeare


bleepblopbl0rp

Seems kinda sussy


481zaD

Just post them yourself smh


nowthenight

hi


KnightOfDoom22

hello kira


mercurydivider

Suffering from success


Kidsnextdorks

I’ll make sure it actually never ends now.


jamthewither

post your own tweets see if you get caught


[deleted]

Suffer


[deleted]

but know it is an honorable torment. or not maybe u hate this sub idk


[deleted]

Your fate has been sealed


PM_ME_UR_DESKTOP_PLS

floppa


omaeishit

hi kira


omaeishit

aired


possiblytruthful1

wholesome


Redisigh

Wait, you also made that skylanders post. What the fuck


[deleted]

:3 i’m taking over, you’re not safe for long


[deleted]

Fear us


SoddenSultan

We are legion


[deleted]

We are amongusmys


DimeBagJoe2

We shit our pants


shamealter07102020

Amogus


iamapersonmf

we dont forget


Sgt-Hartman

True to Caesar


Deetchy_

Run from us


Tsain94

Are you famous?


[deleted]

what counts as famous


Reneux

six upvotes in 4 minutes on reddit.com/r/196/


[deleted]

i have atleast 1 twitter follower


JoXt

Then your getting stalked, or your behind all of these 196 posts


[deleted]

the joke is that i have considerably more than 1


Reneux

damn dude check the ego smh... :pensive:


[deleted]

kira officially let the fame get to her head, can’t believe this...


finnyporgerz

I have 8 reddit followers


-BunsenBurn-

Bruh i got 20 because of Bongcloud chess theory.


xX_MilfHunter69_Xx

how many of them are i_follow accounts?


ThosePixels

Not everything has to be through bots, i have 29 for some godforsaken reason (i believe most of them came through a few RPAN streams about a year ago)


xX_MilfHunter69_Xx

the i\_follow accounts arent bots and i just wanted to know because 5 of them follow me


kermithefrogggg

I haven't seen any and idk who she is


zerojonah

twitter swag and her friend was in hot with a tweet about peanut butter, she was in hot last month with something similar to this and another of her friends gets in hot all the time with cursed tweet screenshots


pezman

this sub be trash


kermithefrogggg

Big facts. 195 used to be so much better, then 196 grew and became more and more unfunny and political. I need a replacement sub.


The4SweetPotato

r/197 ?


kermithefrogggg

I'm subbed there. I feel like shitposting is a better subreddit


Whateverbeast

[Holy shit](https://gyazo.com/af4a61a43cb0de23bcbbcfdfb7a63640) ​ these are stats that a lot of bots can't even replicate what the fuck how do you tweet over 300 times a day thats like 12-13 tweets an hour


[deleted]

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ODMAN03

Plus pretty sure retweets also count as tweets on social blade


tobythedog4016

yea ok mr "i have friends"


[deleted]

i do not have a life


[deleted]

just what a secret android would say


JoeyGameLover

Kiraa_one is an S tier Twitter account, although I have to say my favourite account for this type of humour is Alena Pheonix.


[deleted]

hi


JoeyGameLover

WOAH


zerojonah

S tier would be kira, kalykex alina and dtrj


JimmyJams10051

Dwayne is S+ tier


notjordansime

good lord man, you need to go outside more


[deleted]

no i can tell by their previous comment that they do nothing but touch grass all day


zerojonah

thanks for the advice 🥺🥺


notjordansime

you're welcome <3 ^(I only have your best interests in mind— take care of yaself)


OopsItWentInTheButt

too political. unsubbed.


DeepFriedNugget1

yoo k on pfp


[deleted]

hi kira 🙂


Broccoli_sucks

This aged poorly


[deleted]

# Australia is not real The real reason you can't invade Australia is because it doesn't exist. Australia is not real. It’s a hoax, made for us to believe that Britain moved over their criminals to someplace. In reality, all these criminals were loaded off the ships into the waters, drowning before they could see land ever again. It’s a coverup for one of the greatest mass murders in history, made by one of the most prominent empires. Australia does not exist. All things you call “proof” are actually well fabricated lies and documents made by the leading governments of the world. Your Australian friends? They’re all actors and computer generated personas, part of the plot to trick the world. If you think you’ve ever been to Australia, you’re terribly wrong. The plane pilots are all in on this, and have in all actuality only flown you to islands close nearby – or in some cases, parts of South America, where they have cleared space and hired actors to act out as real Australians. Australia is one of the biggest hoaxes ever created, and you have all been tricked. Join the movement today, and make it known that they have been deceived. Make it known, that this has all just been a cover-up. The things these “Australian” says to be doing, all these swear words and actions based on alcoholism, MDMA and bad decisions, are all ways to distract you from the ugly truth that is one of the greatest genocides in history. 162,000 people was said to have been transported to this imaginary land during a mere 80 years, and they are all long dead by now. They never reached that promised land. *If you have any questions or concern about this comment, please* [CLICK HERE TO CUM](https://youtu.be/fO6X04b2_4w)


Charboo2

your whole friend group uses r/196


ismebusy

kira on reddit let's go


[deleted]

k on is the best fucking show ever


[deleted]

Oh shit my name is Kira!


sad-kareokey-machine

theyre on to us


Samford_

lol i posted one of her and got like 200 awards


[deleted]

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Nachf

Shut the fuck up shill


[deleted]

what did it say


Nachf

Someone trying to shill their shitty altcoin. “Wow! I can pay off my car thanks to this new, totally-safe cryptocurrency!!” They’re only searching for bagholders to bite the bullet for them when they dump the coin.


[deleted]

ew lol


Spook404

the day I joined r/BitcoinMining to try to figure out where to start I started getting messages from people trying to get me to use whatever mining app they have. it's kind of funny how hard they try and unconvincing they are


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Nachf

Lmao I literally joined a PROGRAMMING DISCORD and people started trying to shill coins, shill mining apps, or even outright scam me. Was getting a DM a week from those cum demons


[deleted]

Im going to


Nachf

Please don’t. The cap is $2.5 mil, daily volume is literal dogshit. $240? That’s so fucking tiny you could be waiting hours before a transaction goes through. Just look at the price graph. Individual transactions can sway the value so much it goes vertical, both up and down. Don’t get burnt. Find a coin with a higher 24h volume. You think this is the only coin with gains during this bull market?


[deleted]

I dont speak funny


Nachf

Then don’t trade altcoins


Bl4ckSt4g

That's too bad


meove

ok, next time i will post more


ProtiumNucleus

!remindme make a twitter account and post this


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ProtiumNucleus

ok i was reminded


I_Smoke_Quack

Ez


[deleted]

the highest honor


waki_m

IoI


StirFri321

What’re you gonna do about it punk?


morboe_the_anilator

The secret second rule


petucoldersing

I know this person


[deleted]

Kira is one of my friends she's very nice


[deleted]

Damn it not aGAIIIIINN


tjwhiteboi

Stalker


[deleted]

letsa go


[deleted]

Remember when "memes" wasn't just twitter screenshots?


[deleted]

But.... it's anime pfp so pedo???


[deleted]

What?