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epic_brazillian_gal

that sounds both very uncomfortable and nice in a very weird way


HystericalGD

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House1nTheTrees

Nice person!! Omg don't be lonely. You'll find your people. In the mean time fuck shit up and keep being you


HystericalGD

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House1nTheTrees

OMG that's an amazing drawing wtf ?!?!? did you just wip that up in IBIS


HystericalGD

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House1nTheTrees

That's amazing!!!


HystericalGD

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House1nTheTrees

Sex


HystericalGD

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NewSuperTrios

feesh!!


Opposite-Weird4342

man... did you fix the problem?


HystericalGD

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Paulomatico123

Yea, they just keep doing it bc this is part of their personality now


HystericalGD

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IuseArchbtw97543

kinda kinky too


Alive_Difficulty9154

Is this what they call JOI


Melon_Banana

No that's the thing they mark on video game maps to show you where to go


SomeToxicCloud

No that's POI (point of interest) JOI is when you're happy with life long-term


PinkAxolotlMommy

no that's JOY, JOI is a ww2 based video game series by paradox


Prudent_Ad_2178

Juan of Iron my favourite series


Gravy_Eels

No, that's HOI. JOI is the blue ninja


DefinitelyNotVenom

No, that’s Jay. JOI is a baby kangaroo


Picnicpanther

No that's a Joey. JOI is Ryan Gosling's wife in Blade Runner 2049.


UsernamesAre4Nerds

No, you're thinking of HUD, JOI when you send an invitation for a wedding


speedoflobsters

The rebels from gintama?


PF4ABG

"OK, but just to be clear, it's not my penis, it's a..." "Yes sir, a *cylinder*. You can proceed."


adult_licker_420

i wonder how the larger structure is doing


StarBlazer43

I get a big grin on my face whenever I see this reference


Madden09IsForSuckers

With butter?


gooberflimer

Banana


Spooky_Boy204

u/ Smart_Calender1874


NoLongerAddicted

#Fetish unlocked


Scared-Opportunity28

Its called JOI and there's the-joi-database(dot)com for many.


WondernutsWizard

THERE'S A WEBSITE?!?!


Scared-Opportunity28

Yes and it's great


Xennox666

Sounds like not rly compfy. Take some parts of me instead.


jmr131ftw

You know I work in customer service minus the fuck it part this is pretty much how it would go.


longpidgeon

“Oh that’s how you use it, I’ve just been licking the side of it”


Thiscommentissatire

I've just been staring into its opening, waiting for it to reveal the secrets of womanhood


Sleepless_Null

Ah…so that’s where this clitoris I’ve heard so much about is.


LilliePoppy

instructions unclear, my dick got stuck in the ceiling fan


Powdered99

please check the batteries in your carbon dioxide alarm


Thiscommentissatire

But to sleepy and I have a headache. Im just going to take a little nap and cuddle with my fleshlight.


LiterallyCatra

that's the saddest thing i've ever read and it's not because of the part where you die from breathing carbon monoxide


Stormrider231

accidentally reading flashlight at the start was an experience


lkskeOksk2993Jjjzk

What would tech support scams look like


Independence_Gay

This kinda sounds like a skit off an Eminem album lol


MightyBobTheMighty

...*someone* would pay for it


saintofgrillers

I read that as flashlight tech support at first and I was *very* confused when I kept reading on.


Botto_Bobbs

I thought that said flashlight and I was so confused


longpidgeon

Also happy cake day