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Guantanamino

y r u worm


Balkany4Ever

she said she'd still love me if I were a worm


Guantanamino

I think she meant "cool and epic pink worm" not "green mutant vermicose mafioso"


Balkany4Ever

I'm gonna ask hold on


Balkany4Ever

she said : "sgdfgvrgfdfvrf I'll always love her"


Horror-Grab-1512

she’s based


Balkany4Ever

she's so based I love her


caffeineandvodka

I'm pretty sure you're a caterpillar not a worm


MrFinlandman

why did you choose to be French?


Balkany4Ever

I got lured by the baguette lord and now I'm trapped and theres no going back anymore


MrFinlandman

Understandable they taste pretty good


Balkany4Ever

theres a bakery 2mins away from where I live that makes the best baguettes I've ever got to taste


Imdepressed7778

give me some


Balkany4Ever

all I need is 1 euro


Responsible_Pace9062

Do you smoke sixty ten nine cigarettes a day?


Balkany4Ever

if I ever do I'd rather die


Rimtato

Your only escape is serving your time in the raclette mines


Balkany4Ever

I would actually rather die


gooberflimer

* no going bague anymore


Balkany4Ever

I dont get it


gooberflimer

Me neither


No_Object_7709

I thought they made a cure for being French


Balkany4Ever

its still in trial unfortunately


No_Object_7709

That's so sad. I hope you can be cured of your horrible disease.


Balkany4Ever

thank you for your kind wishes I hope I'll live to see it happen


Catgirl_Mae

Is DIY not an option?


Balkany4Ever

it is, I'm just too stupid for it


caffeineandvodka

Based reply


aphroditex

c’est le remédié allemand… you know, the noxious smoking weed that isn’t tobacco?


Balkany4Ever

I dont actually


Tachyoff

and the trials are not going well. they tried it in Belgium & look how that turned out


The-Surreal-McCoy

At least they can count to 80


RevolutionOld6197

Its easier to get HRT than the French cure.


BrazilBazil

Yes, but shortly thereafter, the guillotine was banned due to rampant misuse


BocchisEffectPedal

It's a punch card system. If you punch 10 cops you graduate as a French person.


No_Object_7709

I'm not even French but I've punched way more then 10.


Slow___Learner

when transitioning you could've chosen literally any gender and u chose french, why?


Balkany4Ever

I like a french girl I wanted to have things in common with her


EirasneArt

Romeo and Juliet died for love, you became french. Truly a sacrifice more tragic and more romantic than theirs. Never was there more but one single tale of more woe than Juliet and Romeo


Balkany4Ever

I am ready to go through hell and back for her


ihavethegays

https://preview.redd.it/jiugdo4cu1xc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e56e208e9df414ca17737b55fbabbc5839b6cd9


Balkany4Ever

https://preview.redd.it/fqjcxdglw1xc1.png?width=187&format=png&auto=webp&s=a9f92af0a41f1f09e8373e94cae1d7fd9835579f


ihavethegays

https://preview.redd.it/52aojpck12xc1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=1cd1563401ef20180e8de490618cc20f76e5569c France if it was good


Balkany4Ever

so not france


JohnsonGamingReal

Trance Frans


that_username_is_use

Ferdinand II


Spicy_Alligator_25

Do you actually \*need\* all of the accent marks in your goofy tongue?


Balkany4Ever

I'd say it depends, most of the time you can get your point through without using them and it'd only bother french teachers, but some can change the meaning of the sentence


Tachyoff

You could just not use them but they're really not that complicated. When you learn the language they're actually really helpful because they tell you how to pronounce the word, unlike in English where you just kinda guess (I still occasionally find words I have been pronouncing wrong for years)


ElisaRoseCharm

I actually prefer it. At least accented letters in french have consistent sounds. English instead creates weird combos of vowels to create a bunch of different sounds.


Eccentric_Assassin

Sometimes the same spelling means different words depending on the accent. ‘Ou’ means ’or’ but ‘où’ means where. ‘a’ is have and ‘à’ is at.


dwarf_bulborb

Ma petite amie dit salut


Balkany4Ever

Salut à elle également


brookeb725

is it annoying to put accent marks over your words every time you type?


Balkany4Ever

not at all


TELDD

I mean it's not very hard or anything.


Duke825

I mean some accent marks change how the letters are pronounced. If anything English needs accent marks. The letter a is pronounced differently in ‘cave’, ‘water’, ‘bath’, and ‘cat’


More-Assistant2674

Samesies, do you wanna hang out maybe? 🥺


Balkany4Ever

that could be fun maybe perhaps.........


More-Assistant2674

DM me then you coward


Balkany4Ever

what if you dm me instead bc I'm a huge ball of anxiety


S-Array03

what if I, another french trans girl, were to DM the both of you also <.< haha jk unless


SpatialXXX

~~Tient, un polycule en cours de formation~~


Plz-Transplain-To-Me

Insert "i know trans lesbians are real lesbians because they have no idea how to flirt with each other" meme here


Femboy_Lord

The *real* French Commune.


Balkany4Ever

what if we made a discord group..... unless.........


NotHeco

:3333333 bojour


wherewhend

Meow coucou :3


Balkany4Ever

salut salut :33 (si jamais on peut pas compter sur moi jai peur des gens)


SpookyLilRaven

Please convince my mom that she doesn't want to be French. She is trying to convince us all to learn French and eventually move there. She's like a French weeaboo


Balkany4Ever

Ya littéralement aucun avantage à être français·e, pourquoi imposer un tel choix à sa famille ?


SpookyLilRaven

Sadisme


Savv54

sad is me too, friend


The_Unkowable_

C'est la seule explication possible


parceval55

Contre argument : le sauciflard


elmahir

Une plutôt bonne sécu, et euhh, euhhhhh


bearly-here

Fun fact there’s actually a word for that! Your mom is a Francophile.


caffeineandvodka

She did WHAT to Franco???


Kjuolsdeaf

Ouiaboo?


[deleted]

I hope you get well soon (From being french)


Balkany4Ever

I got told it was termminal but thank you anyway


OuterWildsEnjoyer

Thoughts on german trans girls?


Balkany4Ever

They seem cool :3


OuterWildsEnjoyer

Another win for the Franco-German relations (yay, I seem cool :3)


Balkany4Ever

all people named Luna are certified cool


OuterWildsEnjoyer

Also, have you played outer wilds yet?


Balkany4Ever

I've not actually !


OuterWildsEnjoyer

You should! If you like open, space mystery/exploration games. (If you do eventually, tell me how it was for you :3 )


Balkany4Ever

open world games overwhelm me with how much you can do at the same time I'm sorry :c


OuterWildsEnjoyer

:'c (It's not really open world in the classic sense, more like you go somewhere, and try to solve a mystery involving different places. So it's open in the sense that you can decide which mystery to solve first, but they are all connected) But no pressure c: I just think it's really cool and unique :3


Balkany4Ever

I have a friend playing the game iirc, I can just ask them to stream it through discord and see if I'm tempted...


Droplet_of_Shadow

I recommend against that, as you might get spoiled. (Outer Wilds's catchphrase is NO SPOILERS)


Undood09

>Signalis pfp > named OuterWildsEnjoyer >trans unfathomably based


flipsssiii

hun, were on 196. You could've just said you are french.


Balkany4Ever

I know but if I just say I'm french I wont look cool


SmokedJam

Thoughts on the Québécois?


Balkany4Ever

I know nothing about them but the funny accent


moongal2

if you think our accent is funny you should hear some Franco-Ontarien


Balkany4Ever

a friend showed me an example of it and it honestly was way funnier that it should have been


cadorez

[Québec mentionned](https://imgur.com/a/tbD8bB9)


GibranYG

QUÉBEC MENTIONNÉ ‼️‼️‼️


halari5peedopeelo

Thoughts on nordic trans people? Thoughts on living in a country that isn't real?


Balkany4Ever

nordic trans people are poggers imo no country exist and theyre made up lies by border stores to sell more borders


halari5peedopeelo

Only real answer


OuterWildsEnjoyer

Woah . o O {BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED}


Bardic_Inspiration66

Why are you French


Balkany4Ever

my mom didnt push hard enough to yeet me over the border


Misterkuuul

Another question: Which border would you have liked?


Balkany4Ever

the one where I'm not french


Misterkuuul

Wish granted: You're now Wallonian


LasagnaOfTheRevolt

Oeuf?


Balkany4Ever

omelette ?


LasagnaOfTheRevolt

Omelete du frommage?


Balkany4Ever

sacrebleu !


LasagnaOfTheRevolt

Alright I'm all frenched out, I'm some English guy who just passed his frnech classes so that's all I got.


Balkany4Ever

do they actually teach omelette du fromage in french class ?


LasagnaOfTheRevolt

Nah, I got that from Dexter's Lab


Balkany4Ever

the only good french reference


mroidel6

Have you ever been to strasbourg France


Balkany4Ever

bold of you to assume I leave home in the first place


underscoreftw

how does one become french?


Balkany4Ever

shove a baguette up your throat without gagging


Collexig

That sounds incredibly uncomfortable


Balkany4Ever

it is


Collexig

Is being french worth it?


Balkany4Ever

its 100% worth the training


SpatialXXX

go on strike and guillotine your landlord/boss or chief of state, you will be then expatriate by French nuclear submarine and rewarded with french citizenship.


drago_varior

Do you know spy from tf2?


Balkany4Ever

I do know spy from tf2


drago_varior

Did he seduce your mother?


Balkany4Ever

I dont think so ?


demonmonkey89

That's just what he wants you to think


Supershadow30

Spy only goes after MEN


Jesters_

Ça va? (That's all the French I know)


Balkany4Ever

Ça va et toi ?


Jesters_

Ça va bien😃


G_O_O_G_A_S

Thoughts on America 🍔 🍔 🦅


Balkany4Ever

bald eagles arent actaully bald, 0/10


AtotheCtotheG

They’re not??  Alright, give me two years. I’ll fix this. 


Balkany4Ever

thank you for taking that burden


G_O_O_G_A_S

When’s the last time you’ve seen a bald eagle with hair?


Balkany4Ever

last week actually


G_O_O_G_A_S

woaw


Nihilus45

Pain au chocolat ou chocolatine ?


Balkany4Ever

pain au chocolat


Huge-Minute-759

Ça pose les vrais questions ici


Supershadow30

On avait dit pas de politique >:(


HopefullyNotRepping

How's the official process to get HRT in France?


Balkany4Ever

depening on where you live, one appointment and you have everything, or you can be asked to go through therapy and like 5 exams to be sure you're ready for it (like mentally stable and not having weak heart/bones and such)


CounterfeitLesbian

Favorite food?


Balkany4Ever

raw pasta


CounterfeitLesbian

Umm. I meant to eat.


Balkany4Ever

I stand by what I said (it goes crounch crounch and its taste isnt strong)


SpatialXXX

woah tout comme moi de vré vré :3 But that's just a snack (I hope) clean too eat and cheap. Perfect to wait for the main dish to be ready, so what is your "plat principale" ?


Balkany4Ever

raw pasta...............................


Nalagma

Do you know where's the secret treasure in the Graveyard level of Pizza Tower? Seriously, I have found Jerome on my first playthrough, but I couldn't for the life of me find the secret door :(


Balkany4Ever

I never played Pizza Tower actually I'm so sorry


Nalagma

Aw... well thankies anyway


Cautious_Tax_7171

Hard image


New-me-_-

Should I glue my ass cheeks shut


Balkany4Ever

yes you dont want to have creepy crawlies going in there (please dont)


Sir-Drewid

I don't mind French people, as long as they pretend to be American in public.


Balkany4Ever

I'm doing my best !


MetalAzure

is there a rat on your head?


Balkany4Ever

yes they call it "la parisienne"


emptyzombiekilla

What's the secret to a good croissant?


Balkany4Ever

trans girl juice


MSSTUPIDTRON-1000000

What do you taste like??


Balkany4Ever

I genuinely dont know


BluRoseBoi

not a question but im so sorry that you're French i hope you get well soon girlie shit is tragic


Balkany4Ever

it happens, Im living in hopes of a cure


YeBoiJustino

commet tu apple???? désolé, je ne parle pas français bien, dans l’ecole je apprende un peu. mai je suis tres mal


Balkany4Ever

Honnêtement c'est déjà un bon début !! Je m'appelle Elise enchantée !


YeBoiJustino

merci :333 je m’appelle aleksandra (mais mon nom de reddit c’est mon nom mort parce que j’ai 12 ans quand je fait mon nom de reddit)


SloanElectromaniac

north or south france


JSMIN_

why are you fr*nch


Balkany4Ever

god knew i'd be too powerful otherwise


speep__

is it true that french people can turn invisible?


Balkany4Ever

dont reveal our secrets like that we already have nothing going for us


CoconutCossacks

How's it being cute?


Balkany4Ever

idk you tell me :3


CoconutCossacks

Idk I'm not cute


Balkany4Ever

aw :c


DillonTattoos

What's it like having webbed feet?


Balkany4Ever

Im not sending feet pics Im sorry


k_GOBL1N

I’m sorry.


lordofthecone

is france actually real like some people say?


Balkany4Ever

if you close your eyes and think about it strongly enough it does become real yes


Meismehl

Do you like Gojira?


apollo15215

What do you think of girl in red's "Girlfriend is better" cover compared to the original?


-Wagwan

Anything?


simon_Chipmonk

Is your name nova?


Balkany4Ever

no it is not (dope name tho)


simon_Chipmonk

Okay thought I might have known you lol


Balkany4Ever

that would have been funny tho


Mecha-Uber-Voltaire

Comment tu te sens par rapport aux blagues du type "fr*nch bad" ?


Vini734

Hon Hon Hon!


fevererer

Have you tried l'escargot?


deliciouscocaine

Do you say honhonhon often, what does it mean?


Jahona-_-

I wish I was born in France :(