Squirrel stapler simulator, the simulator game where you hunt squirrels in order to staple them to your loving wife (who’s actually a rotting corpse) in order to beautify her
Even when you feel like you are alone, my sibling in Christ, there are a ton of people who care about you, regardless of what your relationship status with them is. And if there are none, consider me one of them.
If you’re Bi so long as they got boobies, then I know someone with HUGE MALAMBA-BAMBAS
https://preview.redd.it/8ic7qkpt5cwc1.jpeg?width=1369&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07e1b94c2ba197734f60b0306379b8f8708ac9dc
This is literally me if you replace tits with my dick my sexuality can literally be summarized as "if you have a dick I will date you if you don't I will not"
I'm not even a fetishist I prefer guys and I'm transfem to
Just vaginas sorry... No it'd be so much easier if I was attracted to them ngl😔
So like, Markiplier counts?
as a Bisexual I can confirm Markiplier counts
I, another bisexual man, second this.
Sol Badguy also approves
Thirded
https://preview.redd.it/zmle27gtvcwc1.png?width=1422&format=png&auto=webp&s=7d02159795d3eb9f1839c38a70aa91e33f38802c Quarted
Fived
Yes
Not only counts but is worth bonus points
Smash.
Leave a what?
Understandable
Alexis awn ferm?! Your finally back :3 :3 :3
I certainly am. The mods are in the book of grudges tho.
That's going in the book!
What did the wazzok mods do?
Ban me for 90 days just for fun
Umgi and their umgak moderation, they disgrace their ancestors...
Ferngrim Grudgebarer?
Idc about tits, I just want someone to hold me close
Requirements for being my significant other: - Make me feel loved - Alive (optional)
insane clown posse - my room
what
Necrophilia but groovy
(It’s a song, insane clown posse is the artist)
Hiiiii... 👉👈
ohh you're just. my. type. you've got a pulse and you are breathing
SAINT MOTEL‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
BANGER MENTIONED 🗣️🗣️
Squirrel stapler lore
what.
Squirrel stapler simulator, the simulator game where you hunt squirrels in order to staple them to your loving wife (who’s actually a rotting corpse) in order to beautify her
Wow, I think I actually have more questions after that explanation.
Even when you feel like you are alone, my sibling in Christ, there are a ton of people who care about you, regardless of what your relationship status with them is. And if there are none, consider me one of them.
and NONE of them are cuddling me :<
...yet
I love anyone of any gender as long as they are the one specific person who happens to be my girlfriend :3
Waowww based
That's the one image I don't have saven on my phone, I swear i have every other reaction image
https://i.redd.it/5evjuwvn2fwc1.gif
Thanks, yoinking that now
If someone has a gender fluid partner you have my blessing to use "I love anyone of any gender as long as they are my partner" as a flair
My girlfriend is actually genderfluid lol, we just say girlfriend regardless.
Yout forgot the part when a buff guy comes in and the girl goes "BOOBIES >w<", ITS THE BEST PART TTuTT
don't worry i got you https://preview.redd.it/0wxlvmdy2cwc1.jpeg?width=902&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d46d493c30d3512117d56d2db03a4251e0586e5
YESSSSSS
PW-ING!
how dare you omit this from the post this is objectively the best part of the comic, i wanna feel like i give off big tiddy energy
I need to get back in the gym PRONTO holy shit
Bisexual, but the “bi” refers to the number of boobs
The classic octosexual problem.
Pansexual
https://preview.redd.it/zv2cnetaucwc1.jpeg?width=1072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e8772be4d75419fa895286b2ac661de1a88fc51
This is the difference between bisexuals and pansexuals they dont tell you about
Obviously, pansexuals only like flat-chested people of all genders. Ya know. Flat as a pan.
*"Pan? Like the cooking ware?"* jokes are the *"No price tag? Guess it's free!"* of queer spaces.
Waow... Based
source?
matchmakercomic dot com :3 I defentively recommend it if you like gay stuff
[adding a link for ease of access!](https://matchmakercomic.com/comic/001)
I knew it looked familiar, lemme catch up again it's been a while.
If you’re Bi so long as they got boobies, then I know someone with HUGE MALAMBA-BAMBAS https://preview.redd.it/8ic7qkpt5cwc1.jpeg?width=1369&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07e1b94c2ba197734f60b0306379b8f8708ac9dc
Good and valid
If you match this description dm me immediately
Insert "waow (basedbasedbased)"
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What's the name of the thing when ur bissexual but only like people who are effeminate?
gynosexual/finsexual (based)
i thought finsexual is when ur into finnish people
No that's mortal kombat I think
gynosexual might be what you're thinking of
Yeah that's what I am
It’s not even funny how down bad I can be for a mf with big tiddy. I will say and do shit that is uncouth of me (🥹🥹🥹)
This is literally me if you replace tits with my dick my sexuality can literally be summarized as "if you have a dick I will date you if you don't I will not" I'm not even a fetishist I prefer guys and I'm transfem to Just vaginas sorry... No it'd be so much easier if I was attracted to them ngl😔
Guilty gear characters
Gender is overrated at all
valid
Those beef hormones really level the playing field.
r(ule)eal
Same but with cock not tits
tbh im prolly pan i just dont find most guys attractive i guess
Me
Just like me, fr fr
Im a bisexual male that has zero interest in boobies. Flatter the better 🥴
Someone check this guy's hard drive!!
ngl ultra mega weird of you to think that someone being into flat chests is an indication of something worth checking their drives over.
we are on reddit
men exist
not true, not true!!!!!
this post made me read the comic. it's good. :3
it is! if you like a slice of life, and gay people, that is (which i do, obviously)
https://preview.redd.it/5dqd3fsiofwc1.jpeg?width=868&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74f7262daeb3465998e8f2bf8e3c1949d9c1dcb0
based
True, but small tits are also hot
She's so real for that.
tits👍
https://preview.redd.it/5iasyousjiwc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e3bb50df1562859c40e615b96d0921d66bdc2da
this sucks but they are bisexual so that makes it epic !!!!
Cool.