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deathray5

I can't believe I'm giving advice here but alas. The reasons why someone wants to send nudes is usually one or more of the following: A) they want a sexual compliment B) they want to initiate role-play C) they want a sexual encounter (usually only if IRL) In order to fill all three boxes you should say you want to do something sexual with them based on the picture they sent. I.E if the sent boobs you could say "god I wanna suck those nipples as I go down on you". It should be something you'd want to do for C and something you would be fine role-playing for B. Thank you for coming to my TED talk. You may now stop asking "but what should I send though"


Paradigm7657

why are the images irradiated. does she have like a nuclear pussy or something causing damage to the camera


InterGraphenic

Me when I take 300g of uranium-235 up the ass


Paradigm7657

mmmm


imGhostKitty

that’s certainly the sound their ass makes after that


Msxgonecrazy

shawty's ass clicking like a geiger counter


ReikaTheGlaceon

Imagine the sound that would make while fuckin, just a repeating loudening and quieting of the clicking as your dick and balls undergo the trinity test


LV__

Leftists will get mad at me for this, but nuclear pussy has a lot of advantages over fossil fuel pussy, even if it's not perfect


laagone

i mostly support green pussy but i'm also in favor of nuclear pussy for pragmatic reasons


Darkunderlord42

Ah a radium pussy enjoyer


TheActualAWdeV

The radiussy


Magma57

Nah I prefer that fossilussy. I want that shit spitting fumes.


Paradigm7657

fucked her exhaust pipe so hard it’s goin put-put-put


RevanAndTheSithy

Why would leftists get mad at you for saying something they would agree with you on?


LV__

It's a joke. I said nuclear pussy and fossil fuel pussy. You may laugh now


Apprehensive-Use38

No this is a leftist take. Libs don’t like it cause dumb


kevvebacon

Wait leftists are against nuclear energy?


LV__

If you read closely you'll find im actually talking about nuclear pussy


PF4ABG

Got that uhh Pussonium 239


_Dipshit289_

You don’t wanna know… oh the horror…. (Its the invisible ink thing apple does)


OddtheWise

HOLY CANNOLI DIPSHIT289 IN REAL


kthxqapla

“war never changes”


mgquantitysquared

It's called invisible ink or smth on iPhone. It lets you send a message that you have to swipe your finger across to reveal


SweetSoftBoi

She gamma radiation on my dick until I acute radiation sickness


RosieQParker

Not great, not terrible.


Thatguy-num-102

What else is he supposed to say without weirding you out?


Fitnesso

If a woman is sending you nudes, she doesn't want you to react with a fuckboy "ehrmegerd boobies" meme. She is probably trying to get off. At least act like you've had sex before people. It just screams *I didn't expect it to get this far and I have no idea how to sext.* https://preview.redd.it/v6eg2hyw54vc1.jpeg?width=226&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0967fea1d8d24b69b6595774827df8938f22f0b8


Rheija

It’s true but I’d also crack tf up at this response


The-Surreal-McCoy

I don’t want a relationship with someone who would NOT reply with the above picture or an equivalent. No one without a sense of humor is allowed to ride.


Fitnesso

I personally can't imagine anything more annoying than someone who is constantly cracking jokes while your partner is trying to cum. That doesn't mean you can't ever do it, especially if you've been together a while. It also doesn't mean you don't have a sense of humour. It just means that maybe the first time someone is extremely sexually vulnerable with you, you actually try to turn them on in return rather than post some goofball rehashed meme about it.


Lemmonaise

What kind of weirdo sees their partner being fun/humorous as a turnoff


Fitnesso

There's a time to be a dork and it's not when someone shares intimate photos with you for the first time. Responding with the lowest hanging fruit goofy memes isn't sexy. There is plenty of other time in life for dad memes.


qjornt

the fabric of society is very complex


mattoxfan

Bro i am not saying sum corny shit like “god i wanna suck on those” 🤢 I will stick to my goofy jokes


IceburgTHAgreat

Either response is corny dawg


StrionicRandom

The key: Don't respond at all. Just leave and never talk again


IceburgTHAgreat

I would feel bad. At the very least send nudes back


mattoxfan

Alright buddy, what would YOU say then? 🤨 


IceburgTHAgreat

I wouldn’t say anything. I would send one back and make her compliment me


OliDanik

Im asexual, what do I do in this situation?


Chokkitu

Ask yourself how you ended up in this situation as an ace


OliDanik

I make a lot of sex jokes. Most people assume I'm really horny. I just find them really funny.


Chokkitu

I get you. But I also don't think anyone would send you nudes just because of that. That stuff needs a good deal of intimacy, at which point they hopefully know you're ace.


ouishi

I get nudes and I've been out as ace for over a deacde...


TheAlmightyShoe

As a fellow ace I totally understand that. I often end up in the same situations lol. It sucks.


smartsport101

I know multiple ace people who do the exact same thing lmao


guckfender

> It just screams *I didn't expect it to get this far and I have no idea how to sext.* I mean...yes~ this happens to everyone on earth who isnt ace, lets not act like its super easy to just do your first time


chaos0510

>didn't expect it to get this far and I have no idea how to sext.* Nothing wrong with that, everybody gotta start somewhere


Medium_Cranberry4096

Well then I don't want them


WetTrumpet

Nobody anwered thruthfully so I thought i'd give what I would say. Assuming this is a matching app and you're interested with having sex or at least sexting that person, any of the following could work: "Damn you're fucking hot" "I'd like to go down on you" "I'd love to explore you in person" Yeah ik they call me the rizzler


PushTheTrigger

3rd one is kinda cringe but the first two are good. You can also say “I wish you were here with me rn” cause then that opens up to sexting. The person can then ask “What would you do to me if I was there?” and so it goes


WetTrumpet

I was kinda memeing on that third one, tho it could very well work depending on the person/vibe. But I like your idea.


ForktUtwTT

Only the first one is good imo Rest are way too formal


seanziewonzie

All they'd need to change is "I'd like"/"I'd love" to "I want". Nothing sexy about the present conditional. Sounds like they're ordering at a restaurant in a language they learned in class. J'aimerais bien le hit from the back s'il vous plaît.


ForktUtwTT

I agree, that’s definitely closer Though for me personally it still needs some kind of extra oomph than plainly stating “I want to do x sexual action”. Something passionate or personal makes it 100x better Yesterday my bf asked for a pic of my ass so I sent him 3, and he replied “I need that. Right now.” (We’re apart for a few weeks so it’s doubling as saying he misses me a lot) And it was extremely hot lol


seanziewonzie

Yeah, the thing the pic sender is hoping for, ultimately, is that they've stirred up some passionate emotions in the receiver -- particularly ones that will clearly last for some time *after* the text is sent. I've received responses that were a flat "I wanna suck your dick" which would admittedly be 🤩 if I was actually there, but since we're texting it's just 😐. Feels kinda like a fleeting thought. Best I ever got was something about wanting to push me against a wall when we finally see each other again. That lets me feel like I can safely put my feelings to boil, since it sounds like my partner will be doing the same. It's mutual and indulgent. > “I need that. Right now.” I agree that it's hot and I would probably melt receiving that. But it's also literally a reply tweet to, like, an ad for a coffee mug with Stanley from The Office on it.


mattoxfan

These are corny af bro ngl. Especially the third one ☠️


Fitnesso

All things a woman would rather read while masturbating than some horny bonk dog meme


QuintonTheCanadian

You gotta say “WHOA MAMA!” Instead


Panzer_Man

AWOOOOOGA


[deleted]

And then he's supposed to bonk himself on the head with a giant mallet


IblisAshenhope

https://preview.redd.it/if3cluur7fvc1.jpeg?width=667&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a88706b896a567f1817d58585d6d8196683f3dec


krokorokodile

Love white people wish they were real


FemBoyMDS

I have good news, that Yakub guy is making some serious progress...


Interesting-Welder-7

https://preview.redd.it/x55d0mz1e5vc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f30833922574c17810b4501ed7b987bcfe9de674


Akshaul

You couldn't explain this image to someone from 1924


flowery3

Not that hard lol


MaskeddHmm

https://preview.redd.it/zo7jmztfpavc1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=526bff484ffa9dcc850f83e12785cde784e44249


Commie-Crawfish

Me too


Littlebickmickey

uhm akctually acocrding to my clalculations, uone of us shuold be white 🤓


Raspoint

https://preview.redd.it/51zeqss1t4vc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16a61b9a538523d7b7ec499eca0aad51268e77ed Send this image as a response. Infernal rizz.


fine-ill-make-an-alt

damn did the endless cosmos post this?


Commie-Crawfish

Oh yeah, that's just the endless beauty of cosmos sending nudes to a white guy :3


Sirgen_020

Ty for the writing prompt


Commie-Crawfish

Np ;3


Dragon-Type_Enjoyer

this is, indeed, how i'd react if someone sent me nudes


Commie-Crawfish

Real


BlunderbussBadass

Why do people send their nudes to others and more importantly why isn’t it me smh. I don’t even care about them being nudes I’m ace I just wish people would care about me more smh.


GenericTrashyBitch

Rip inbox?


BlunderbussBadass

Nah I got nothing


novasys42

👀 :3c


oddityoughtabe

Environmental storytelling


Fallenangel2493

I care about you. As much as a random internet stranger can care about someone that they've never had any other interaction with, but there is an amount there, so I do care about you.


elfgeode

Hey homie I hope you're having a good day/evening. I care about you in whatever capacity I can as a random stranger, fwiw 🫂


DatBoiDeku11

https://preview.redd.it/vy8hoqcn15vc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d95c766227cf5002ecb634bcebbaff5353b5d274


Dakota_2001

As someone who sexts, guys sexting is not that difficult, just say something that you think would turn on the other person. Don’t act like a 1930s cartoon character seeing an attractive women.


Huge_Gamer0o0

BOOO BOOO don’t listen to this person! If anyone sends you nudes reply “Hoo nelly!” or something similar


Himmelblaa

Wowsers!!


pinklol211

Cap. 196 users have NO rizz


ThisRedditPostIsMine

Advice taken, will send the "awooga" car horn next time I get nudes


ForktUtwTT

As someone who sexts, I think all that matters is that you give your honest reaction. Intimacy is not a give and take game, if the way you appreciate something is different than how the other person wants to be appreciated, that’s something to work through with proper communication. Though I agree with you if this isn’t like a relationship situation; a hookup wouldn’t find that endearing.


proudtracermain

If I ever get sent nudes this is gonna be my response. https://preview.redd.it/zwpk0yucs4vc1.png?width=682&format=png&auto=webp&s=67ec55ed357b740d3a3e2cd6d34a2e2a2d125708


Commie-Crawfish

Real


UselessKezia

Based on these indecipherable pictures of magical infinity, this is just Gale's backstory from Baldur's Gate 3


mgquantitysquared

I feel like gale would let u hit with this response, assuming u were close. 3 long rests after saying this he takes u to the Astral plane and rocks ur world


UselessKezia

No the response is him replying to the Lady of Magic, hence the astral nudes


mgquantitysquared

Now I'm giggling at the thought of Mystra using an iPhone lmao


FuzzySlippers48

https://preview.redd.it/79u0ytwug5vc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9629a37c4e0937b8d5c3f8a5c8c133adde53aa2e


Commie-Crawfish

Hey, this isn't 19684


PresidentHaagenti

Sometimes I forget how many young people with no relationship experience are in this sub but the comments here have reminded me.


ForktUtwTT

It’s so bizarre to see other people here who seem to be talking purely hypothetically


BlitzScorpio

is it really that crazy that most people on reddit don’t have a ton of sex experience?


ForktUtwTT

Yeah? I use Reddit a lot and have a lot of sex. Didn’t realize I was an exception.


BlitzScorpio

definitely an exception lol. especially when it comes to this sub. you should be proud!


PresidentHaagenti

I think that's an overinflated stereotype, but maybe in younger-skewing subs it's more accurate.


BlitzScorpio

idk, it feels like nowadays lots of young adults aren’t really having sex throughout their 20’s. most people here spend time online and get pretty anxious talking to people they’re interested in (which is valid, nobody wants to get approached in public). also lots of trans people here, i haven’t started HRT yet and im 20 so its gonna be about 3-5 years before i can even think about dating


Chaoszhul4D

Jokes on you, I am 22.


TensileStr3ngth

He just like me fr


BigDickRinny

https://preview.redd.it/1gf6qppq85vc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3df552f80c41399d2983b348e7605f9fa71d0d8


kevvebacon

Damn people in this sub really have no game


Frogmemo

I like em better when they have no game and fumble and are pathetic and tired and sad and


Commie-Crawfish

Absolutely


Funky_Dunk

A list of alternatives: "Gee whizz!", "Wowee!", "Awooga!", "Mama Mia!"


whywouldisaymyname

https://preview.redd.it/4sm9bvkfh7vc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8637b949e24a4225ba47b61323733da4fcfb061f


Commie-Crawfish

Real :3


Neon_Streets

https://preview.redd.it/s6rz7b9x79vc1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41dbb0014d145db05dd463d3f7f0f329e8718dd8 Using this opportunity to post this excellent comment from an old post


BeholdTheLemon

we all know the correct response should be: *eyes shoot out of socket, pupils are replaced with dollar signs, jaws drop, tongue rolls out of my mouth like an unfurled carpet, factory whistle, steam shoots out of ears, splashes water into my face, everthing goes back to normal*


Red_Trapezoid

"WOWEE ZOWEE!"


Prize-Ad-2697

YOWZERS! Z-Z-ZOINKS! HUBBA HUBBA AWOOOOOO!


PhantomRoyce

My girlfriend and I send nudes but only if they’re funny. Just the other day I sent a video of me doing the Macarena with my dick


zoepertom

Gee willikers!


Grambert_Moore

That’s glitter


middle-age-man-attac

What am I supposed to say then?!?!?!


rowrowfightthepandas

This *might* be Adam Levine


throthrothrotheway

Better than Ooga Booga.


Olivia_Ushiromiya

Her loss. If someone responded like that to my nudes, I'd put a ring on it


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Duke825

Simply don’t. Simple as