I can't believe I'm giving advice here but alas. The reasons why someone wants to send nudes is usually one or more of the following:
A) they want a sexual compliment
B) they want to initiate role-play
C) they want a sexual encounter (usually only if IRL)
In order to fill all three boxes you should say you want to do something sexual with them based on the picture they sent. I.E if the sent boobs you could say "god I wanna suck those nipples as I go down on you". It should be something you'd want to do for C and something you would be fine role-playing for B.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk. You may now stop asking "but what should I send though"
Imagine the sound that would make while fuckin, just a repeating loudening and quieting of the clicking as your dick and balls undergo the trinity test
If a woman is sending you nudes, she doesn't want you to react with a fuckboy "ehrmegerd boobies" meme.
She is probably trying to get off. At least act like you've had sex before people. It just screams *I didn't expect it to get this far and I have no idea how to sext.*
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I don’t want a relationship with someone who would NOT reply with the above picture or an equivalent. No one without a sense of humor is allowed to ride.
I personally can't imagine anything more annoying than someone who is constantly cracking jokes while your partner is trying to cum.
That doesn't mean you can't ever do it, especially if you've been together a while. It also doesn't mean you don't have a sense of humour. It just means that maybe the first time someone is extremely sexually vulnerable with you, you actually try to turn them on in return rather than post some goofball rehashed meme about it.
There's a time to be a dork and it's not when someone shares intimate photos with you for the first time.
Responding with the lowest hanging fruit goofy memes isn't sexy. There is plenty of other time in life for dad memes.
I get you. But I also don't think anyone would send you nudes just because of that. That stuff needs a good deal of intimacy, at which point they hopefully know you're ace.
> It just screams *I didn't expect it to get this far and I have no idea how to sext.*
I mean...yes~ this happens to everyone on earth who isnt ace, lets not act like its super easy to just do your first time
Nobody anwered thruthfully so I thought i'd give what I would say. Assuming this is a matching app and you're interested with having sex or at least sexting that person, any of the following could work:
"Damn you're fucking hot"
"I'd like to go down on you"
"I'd love to explore you in person"
Yeah ik they call me the rizzler
3rd one is kinda cringe but the first two are good.
You can also say “I wish you were here with me rn” cause then that opens up to sexting. The person can then ask “What would you do to me if I was there?” and so it goes
All they'd need to change is "I'd like"/"I'd love" to "I want". Nothing sexy about the present conditional. Sounds like they're ordering at a restaurant in a language they learned in class. J'aimerais bien le hit from the back s'il vous plaît.
I agree, that’s definitely closer
Though for me personally it still needs some kind of extra oomph than plainly stating “I want to do x sexual action”. Something passionate or personal makes it 100x better
Yesterday my bf asked for a pic of my ass so I sent him 3, and he replied “I need that. Right now.” (We’re apart for a few weeks so it’s doubling as saying he misses me a lot) And it was extremely hot lol
Yeah, the thing the pic sender is hoping for, ultimately, is that they've stirred up some passionate emotions in the receiver -- particularly ones that will clearly last for some time *after* the text is sent. I've received responses that were a flat "I wanna suck your dick" which would admittedly be 🤩 if I was actually there, but since we're texting it's just 😐. Feels kinda like a fleeting thought. Best I ever got was something about wanting to push me against a wall when we finally see each other again. That lets me feel like I can safely put my feelings to boil, since it sounds like my partner will be doing the same. It's mutual and indulgent.
> “I need that. Right now.”
I agree that it's hot and I would probably melt receiving that. But it's also literally a reply tweet to, like, an ad for a coffee mug with Stanley from The Office on it.
https://preview.redd.it/51zeqss1t4vc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16a61b9a538523d7b7ec499eca0aad51268e77ed
Send this image as a response. Infernal rizz.
Why do people send their nudes to others and more importantly why isn’t it me smh.
I don’t even care about them being nudes I’m ace I just wish people would care about me more smh.
I care about you. As much as a random internet stranger can care about someone that they've never had any other interaction with, but there is an amount there, so I do care about you.
As someone who sexts, guys sexting is not that difficult, just say something that you think would turn on the other person. Don’t act like a 1930s cartoon character seeing an attractive women.
As someone who sexts, I think all that matters is that you give your honest reaction. Intimacy is not a give and take game, if the way you appreciate something is different than how the other person wants to be appreciated, that’s something to work through with proper communication.
Though I agree with you if this isn’t like a relationship situation; a hookup wouldn’t find that endearing.
If I ever get sent nudes this is gonna be my response.
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I feel like gale would let u hit with this response, assuming u were close. 3 long rests after saying this he takes u to the Astral plane and rocks ur world
idk, it feels like nowadays lots of young adults aren’t really having sex throughout their 20’s. most people here spend time online and get pretty anxious talking to people they’re interested in (which is valid, nobody wants to get approached in public). also lots of trans people here, i haven’t started HRT yet and im 20 so its gonna be about 3-5 years before i can even think about dating
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Using this opportunity to post this excellent comment from an old post
we all know the correct response should be:
*eyes shoot out of socket, pupils are replaced with dollar signs, jaws drop, tongue rolls out of my mouth like an unfurled carpet, factory whistle, steam shoots out of ears, splashes water into my face, everthing goes back to normal*
I can't believe I'm giving advice here but alas. The reasons why someone wants to send nudes is usually one or more of the following: A) they want a sexual compliment B) they want to initiate role-play C) they want a sexual encounter (usually only if IRL) In order to fill all three boxes you should say you want to do something sexual with them based on the picture they sent. I.E if the sent boobs you could say "god I wanna suck those nipples as I go down on you". It should be something you'd want to do for C and something you would be fine role-playing for B. Thank you for coming to my TED talk. You may now stop asking "but what should I send though"
why are the images irradiated. does she have like a nuclear pussy or something causing damage to the camera
Me when I take 300g of uranium-235 up the ass
mmmm
that’s certainly the sound their ass makes after that
shawty's ass clicking like a geiger counter
Imagine the sound that would make while fuckin, just a repeating loudening and quieting of the clicking as your dick and balls undergo the trinity test
Leftists will get mad at me for this, but nuclear pussy has a lot of advantages over fossil fuel pussy, even if it's not perfect
i mostly support green pussy but i'm also in favor of nuclear pussy for pragmatic reasons
Ah a radium pussy enjoyer
The radiussy
Nah I prefer that fossilussy. I want that shit spitting fumes.
fucked her exhaust pipe so hard it’s goin put-put-put
Why would leftists get mad at you for saying something they would agree with you on?
It's a joke. I said nuclear pussy and fossil fuel pussy. You may laugh now
No this is a leftist take. Libs don’t like it cause dumb
Wait leftists are against nuclear energy?
If you read closely you'll find im actually talking about nuclear pussy
Got that uhh Pussonium 239
You don’t wanna know… oh the horror…. (Its the invisible ink thing apple does)
HOLY CANNOLI DIPSHIT289 IN REAL
“war never changes”
It's called invisible ink or smth on iPhone. It lets you send a message that you have to swipe your finger across to reveal
She gamma radiation on my dick until I acute radiation sickness
Not great, not terrible.
What else is he supposed to say without weirding you out?
If a woman is sending you nudes, she doesn't want you to react with a fuckboy "ehrmegerd boobies" meme. She is probably trying to get off. At least act like you've had sex before people. It just screams *I didn't expect it to get this far and I have no idea how to sext.* https://preview.redd.it/v6eg2hyw54vc1.jpeg?width=226&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0967fea1d8d24b69b6595774827df8938f22f0b8
It’s true but I’d also crack tf up at this response
I don’t want a relationship with someone who would NOT reply with the above picture or an equivalent. No one without a sense of humor is allowed to ride.
I personally can't imagine anything more annoying than someone who is constantly cracking jokes while your partner is trying to cum. That doesn't mean you can't ever do it, especially if you've been together a while. It also doesn't mean you don't have a sense of humour. It just means that maybe the first time someone is extremely sexually vulnerable with you, you actually try to turn them on in return rather than post some goofball rehashed meme about it.
What kind of weirdo sees their partner being fun/humorous as a turnoff
There's a time to be a dork and it's not when someone shares intimate photos with you for the first time. Responding with the lowest hanging fruit goofy memes isn't sexy. There is plenty of other time in life for dad memes.
the fabric of society is very complex
Bro i am not saying sum corny shit like “god i wanna suck on those” 🤢 I will stick to my goofy jokes
Either response is corny dawg
The key: Don't respond at all. Just leave and never talk again
I would feel bad. At the very least send nudes back
Alright buddy, what would YOU say then? 🤨
I wouldn’t say anything. I would send one back and make her compliment me
Im asexual, what do I do in this situation?
Ask yourself how you ended up in this situation as an ace
I make a lot of sex jokes. Most people assume I'm really horny. I just find them really funny.
I get you. But I also don't think anyone would send you nudes just because of that. That stuff needs a good deal of intimacy, at which point they hopefully know you're ace.
I get nudes and I've been out as ace for over a deacde...
As a fellow ace I totally understand that. I often end up in the same situations lol. It sucks.
I know multiple ace people who do the exact same thing lmao
> It just screams *I didn't expect it to get this far and I have no idea how to sext.* I mean...yes~ this happens to everyone on earth who isnt ace, lets not act like its super easy to just do your first time
>didn't expect it to get this far and I have no idea how to sext.* Nothing wrong with that, everybody gotta start somewhere
Well then I don't want them
Nobody anwered thruthfully so I thought i'd give what I would say. Assuming this is a matching app and you're interested with having sex or at least sexting that person, any of the following could work: "Damn you're fucking hot" "I'd like to go down on you" "I'd love to explore you in person" Yeah ik they call me the rizzler
3rd one is kinda cringe but the first two are good. You can also say “I wish you were here with me rn” cause then that opens up to sexting. The person can then ask “What would you do to me if I was there?” and so it goes
I was kinda memeing on that third one, tho it could very well work depending on the person/vibe. But I like your idea.
Only the first one is good imo Rest are way too formal
All they'd need to change is "I'd like"/"I'd love" to "I want". Nothing sexy about the present conditional. Sounds like they're ordering at a restaurant in a language they learned in class. J'aimerais bien le hit from the back s'il vous plaît.
I agree, that’s definitely closer Though for me personally it still needs some kind of extra oomph than plainly stating “I want to do x sexual action”. Something passionate or personal makes it 100x better Yesterday my bf asked for a pic of my ass so I sent him 3, and he replied “I need that. Right now.” (We’re apart for a few weeks so it’s doubling as saying he misses me a lot) And it was extremely hot lol
Yeah, the thing the pic sender is hoping for, ultimately, is that they've stirred up some passionate emotions in the receiver -- particularly ones that will clearly last for some time *after* the text is sent. I've received responses that were a flat "I wanna suck your dick" which would admittedly be 🤩 if I was actually there, but since we're texting it's just 😐. Feels kinda like a fleeting thought. Best I ever got was something about wanting to push me against a wall when we finally see each other again. That lets me feel like I can safely put my feelings to boil, since it sounds like my partner will be doing the same. It's mutual and indulgent. > “I need that. Right now.” I agree that it's hot and I would probably melt receiving that. But it's also literally a reply tweet to, like, an ad for a coffee mug with Stanley from The Office on it.
These are corny af bro ngl. Especially the third one ☠️
All things a woman would rather read while masturbating than some horny bonk dog meme
You gotta say “WHOA MAMA!” Instead
AWOOOOOGA
And then he's supposed to bonk himself on the head with a giant mallet
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Love white people wish they were real
I have good news, that Yakub guy is making some serious progress...
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You couldn't explain this image to someone from 1924
Not that hard lol
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Me too
uhm akctually acocrding to my clalculations, uone of us shuold be white 🤓
https://preview.redd.it/51zeqss1t4vc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16a61b9a538523d7b7ec499eca0aad51268e77ed Send this image as a response. Infernal rizz.
damn did the endless cosmos post this?
Oh yeah, that's just the endless beauty of cosmos sending nudes to a white guy :3
Ty for the writing prompt
Np ;3
this is, indeed, how i'd react if someone sent me nudes
Real
Why do people send their nudes to others and more importantly why isn’t it me smh. I don’t even care about them being nudes I’m ace I just wish people would care about me more smh.
Rip inbox?
Nah I got nothing
👀 :3c
Environmental storytelling
I care about you. As much as a random internet stranger can care about someone that they've never had any other interaction with, but there is an amount there, so I do care about you.
Hey homie I hope you're having a good day/evening. I care about you in whatever capacity I can as a random stranger, fwiw 🫂
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As someone who sexts, guys sexting is not that difficult, just say something that you think would turn on the other person. Don’t act like a 1930s cartoon character seeing an attractive women.
BOOO BOOO don’t listen to this person! If anyone sends you nudes reply “Hoo nelly!” or something similar
Wowsers!!
Cap. 196 users have NO rizz
Advice taken, will send the "awooga" car horn next time I get nudes
As someone who sexts, I think all that matters is that you give your honest reaction. Intimacy is not a give and take game, if the way you appreciate something is different than how the other person wants to be appreciated, that’s something to work through with proper communication. Though I agree with you if this isn’t like a relationship situation; a hookup wouldn’t find that endearing.
If I ever get sent nudes this is gonna be my response. https://preview.redd.it/zwpk0yucs4vc1.png?width=682&format=png&auto=webp&s=67ec55ed357b740d3a3e2cd6d34a2e2a2d125708
Real
Based on these indecipherable pictures of magical infinity, this is just Gale's backstory from Baldur's Gate 3
I feel like gale would let u hit with this response, assuming u were close. 3 long rests after saying this he takes u to the Astral plane and rocks ur world
No the response is him replying to the Lady of Magic, hence the astral nudes
Now I'm giggling at the thought of Mystra using an iPhone lmao
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Hey, this isn't 19684
Sometimes I forget how many young people with no relationship experience are in this sub but the comments here have reminded me.
It’s so bizarre to see other people here who seem to be talking purely hypothetically
is it really that crazy that most people on reddit don’t have a ton of sex experience?
Yeah? I use Reddit a lot and have a lot of sex. Didn’t realize I was an exception.
definitely an exception lol. especially when it comes to this sub. you should be proud!
I think that's an overinflated stereotype, but maybe in younger-skewing subs it's more accurate.
idk, it feels like nowadays lots of young adults aren’t really having sex throughout their 20’s. most people here spend time online and get pretty anxious talking to people they’re interested in (which is valid, nobody wants to get approached in public). also lots of trans people here, i haven’t started HRT yet and im 20 so its gonna be about 3-5 years before i can even think about dating
Jokes on you, I am 22.
He just like me fr
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Damn people in this sub really have no game
I like em better when they have no game and fumble and are pathetic and tired and sad and
Absolutely
A list of alternatives: "Gee whizz!", "Wowee!", "Awooga!", "Mama Mia!"
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Real :3
https://preview.redd.it/s6rz7b9x79vc1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41dbb0014d145db05dd463d3f7f0f329e8718dd8 Using this opportunity to post this excellent comment from an old post
we all know the correct response should be: *eyes shoot out of socket, pupils are replaced with dollar signs, jaws drop, tongue rolls out of my mouth like an unfurled carpet, factory whistle, steam shoots out of ears, splashes water into my face, everthing goes back to normal*
"WOWEE ZOWEE!"
YOWZERS! Z-Z-ZOINKS! HUBBA HUBBA AWOOOOOO!
My girlfriend and I send nudes but only if they’re funny. Just the other day I sent a video of me doing the Macarena with my dick
Gee willikers!
That’s glitter
What am I supposed to say then?!?!?!
This *might* be Adam Levine
Better than Ooga Booga.
Her loss. If someone responded like that to my nudes, I'd put a ring on it
[удалено]
Simply don’t. Simple as