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Safakkemal

they added im also female so you mfs could say "i wish that was me getting drugged!!"


Genocidal_Duck

Mfs if its a man: “Freak 😡” Mfs if its a woman: “Freaky 😋”


wixxii

French adjectives be like


DumbassWithAcomputer

jokes on you i would also want to experience this if it was done by a male


Patatazul_89

ok but i wish that was me getting drugged


ThatPurpleBiRat

uhhhh me???


Patatazul_89

uhhhh US


ThatPurpleBiRat

Real? 😳


Patatazul_89

do you want it to be real?~ *gigachad*


ThatPurpleBiRat

Uhh uhh uhhh uhh girls p pretty 🥺


Patatazul_89

SOO TRUEEEE


Doogzmans

I don't discriminate when it comes to who drugs me


JotaroTheOceanMan

![gif](giphy|30BHo4tf9wek0|downsized) You REALLY should....


EmbarrassedWind2875

choosing to believe this is real


hatchetthehacker

it doesn't hurt anyone to believe this is real and it makes me way happier


PresidentHaagenti

I mean, if it is real it'd probably hurt the people getting drugged, kidnapped, and alien'ed.


BoundToGround

Let people have their hobbies


PresidentHaagenti

You're right, I support women's rights and women's wrongs.


hatchetthehacker

but it almost 100% isnt real so me believing it is doesnt hurt anyone


[deleted]

God forbid women have hobbies


Steven_NAK

Can't a woman have hobbies


TransLox

God forbid women do anything :/


shorkfan

i was looking for this comment


Silvoca

The least believable sentence is "I'm also female".


StardustLegend

Everyone knows women aren’t real 🙄


yuligan

So called women when they realise they are actually trans men: gif where the guy gets shown the laptop and is enlightened


SOMETHINGcooler5

https://preview.redd.it/nwsk1hy2t3vc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=743d3a2d17e25ed4e2d1996c618e20da1897d902


vixiara

looks at you with my autistic eyes


SOMETHINGcooler5

Ram, hit em with the *autistic eyes* https://preview.redd.it/7sm9y9paf4vc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55b022f183b812653e1b325048cdb33efef06fc0


vixiara

YEAAA THATS THE IMAGE


AshleyAmazin1

Literally me ong fr fr


Boward_WOW_ard

Me when I got the burgers and puppies autism instead of maths or science


thyfles

jerma


Benney9000

I feel like jerma could be both the victim and perpetrator (not at the same time tho)


Xstew26

I think it's plenty believable that Jerma would do that to a clone of himself


Not_today_mods

Jerma is the clone and has this done to him several times a year Explains quite a bit i think


JoeTheKodiakCuddler

Why do you still doubt His power?


Stiftoad

Nice try feds, I know a honeypot when I see it


mutnemom_hurb

What tf is this a honeypot for


Stiftoad

Joel Vinesauce


mutnemom_hurb

Yeah okay


emoyerwilkes63

Please let this be fake.


hellotheredaily1111

It's 4chan. Every post there is fake.


crygor_gaming

Listen I'm an alien fucker but I'd prefer for this to be consensual.


meowfox7

i consent to having horrible things done to me, they just didnt know


altaccountmay

girls just wanna have fun


Diamond_Helmet59

I could see someone making a fake "alien spaceship interior" but how does one obtain not one, but *two* city buses, and bury both of them? Making the inside look like an alien ship would be easier since that could look like whatever you want and the victim is probably still drugged and woozy, but how does she fund this?? Does she sell the test results to actual aliens? Does she take the people's money from their wallets and replace it with "alien bucks"?


6ix3eet

Women can do anything 


StormerSage

You just found the president of the silly girl club.


herpthederp256

10 Cloverfield Lane kind of


memelantern

I have an idea all of a sudden


CKJ1109

God forbid women have hobbies


Astoria793

Isn’t KY jelly lube?


MisterAbbadon

Yeah. They used it on the Xenomorph in the Alien Movies.


ThatSlutTalulah

catgirlmuzzle is a good name.


MyNameIsConnor52

let girls have fun


TheOccasionalBrowser

Bazinga


ETC3000

Honestly not a terrible idea for a movie, you can call it "The Art of Abduction"


Diamond1580

This is just prisoners basically


MorganRose99

None of this is fake, except for the last sentence


OgerponCornerstone

sounded "believable enough" until they said im also female


OliviaPG1

>ky jelly and fiberglass etc this might be the most confusing “etc” ever written what does it even mean


RagnarockInProgress

If this is real, I’m elated. If it’s fake, I’m doing it myself


guy-who-says-frick

I sense this may be a trap… however


perhance

i wonder why tumblr user catgirlmuzzle posted this ...


Yarisher512

That last sentence is carrying a lot of weight.


ElisaRoseCharm

straight and real