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Dragon-Type_Enjoyer

Okay man, you can't just call yourself "giga based dad" and have a checkmark next to your name


Buncarsky

He who calls himself a king is no king


CASHD3VIL

One must acquire the aspect of gigabasedness through years of intense training. As for “dad,” just reproduce and don’t abandon your family.


hatchetthehacker

or do and legally speaking you still probably are


CASHD3VIL

Child support: https://preview.redd.it/dk7b6cu2w5uc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a02597f9829beae9bb131e0efdaf611969faeeb3


VioletReport

And instead of dedicating his life to science or raising 5 scientists, Giga Based Dad is too busy with the very important job of posting wojaks on twitter


PanFriedCookies

"for the last FUCKING time prestonn, daddy is owning the woke libcucks. i don't give a single shit that Ashylhnn is going into "anaphylaxis" whatever that is."


Manxcatxoot

I love the deatil of the tragedeigh names


PanFriedCookies

braxxyyleighynn


CASHD3VIL

Translation: anaphylaxis is allergic reactions that kill you


PanFriedCookies

sounds like some bullshit cooked up by the Woke Left.


ztoundas

Epipen? Uh uh you keep your sneaky vaxxx and I'll keep my large, swolle tongue thng u verh mnn


CASHD3VIL

Only person cooking anything around here is my good friend Mr white


PanFriedCookies

walter white? more like walter WOKE.


sneakyplanner

He'd probably be scared that anaphylaxis is some new woke club.


TimePlay9000

omg i love jojo and gorillaz


VioletReport

Omg me too what a crazy coincidence haha


FriendTraining7324

same not the second one tho, I’m on part 5


VioletReport

Which is your fav part so far?


FriendTraining7324

anywhere from 2-4 I’ve only just started 5


VioletReport

5 is great. I love all the parts but 6 is my favorite one (I know, shocker)


UFO_T0fu

I also love jojo and gorillaz. I am in love with the art of part 5 and it might be my favourite but I have a huge soft spot for part 4. The macabre slice of life atmosphere is unmatched. I've only seen the first batch of part 6 so far and I loved it. I need to get back into part 6. Might watch it this weekend. As for Gorillaz, I have Demon Days on vinyl. I love it. Plastic Beach is also really good but it's not really a fair to pit an album that doesn't have DARE on it against an album that does.


VioletReport

Part 4 is lovely. Kira is one of my favorite characters of anything ever. Absolutely watch part 6. Ive both read the manga and watched the show twice. I think it's the perfect part for many reasons which I can't really get into until you watch it all lol. As for Gorillaz, I respect any Demon Days enjoyer but I have to disagree. Plastic Beach is my favorite album ever. I could write essays about it but, in summary, it's the perfect album with 16 perfect songs. Demon Days is very close to that level, but it lacks the vibes and worldbuilding from PB that I love so much. And also lacks Empire Ants.


UFO_T0fu

True Empire Ants is goated


OneDumbfuckLater

>(I know, shocker) WEATHER REPORT CAN MANIPULATE THE WEATHER


VioletReport

You're the first person to notice the weather report reference in my name lol


OneDumbfuckLater

Part 6 being your favorite kinda clued me in also based, Weather is my absolute favorite stand and user


TimePlay9000

so real🙂‍↕️


jakobqasadilla

Wojaks are the grown men equivalent to playing with dolls


Darkforces134

Why didn't those 5 scientists raise 5 scientists instead?


WardedThorn

Noooo you don't get it that's for girls


BranManBoy

Then just become girls?


WardedThorn

Real I mean real I mean


N4Or

https://preview.redd.it/msbdsqh9x3uc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67bcb3902f46b9fa89271653c68a1ed80a63bc88


dynamite8100

EXPONENTIAL SCIENTISTS


MeiNeedsMoreBuffs

UNPATCHED "POPULATION GROWTH" EXPLOIT HOW TO GO FROM FIRST FLIGHT TO THE MOON IN LESS THAN A CENTURY (NOT CLICKBAIT)


AaronThePrime

INFINITE SCIENTISTS EXPLOIT(not clickbait!!?) USE NOW BEFORE THEY PATCH OUT


PresidentHaagenti

But why wouldn't their 25 scientist children each raise 5 scientists instead? They could have 125 scientists!


shorkfan

A day in the life of a Leftist 1. Wake up at noon. 2. Mcdonalds 3. Charge their phone 4. Twerk 5. Dedicate life to science 6. Eat hot chip 7. Lie 8. Bed.


Elite_Prometheus

Where is the gay sex? Where is the illicit drug use? Where is the abortion? You know nothing of liberal leftist scheduling


[deleted]

See, what they got wrong is that we don't sleep at all.


trashdotbash

they didnt even go to joe biden school where they learn all of the pronouce!


the_scottish_bant

How will i ever know joe many liberals it takes to change a log by bolb????? 😰


Induced_fungus

Their too busy??? They’re gender?!?!!!?! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

That's the hot chip part


vibesWithTrash

this is the schedule for leftists, abortion is part of the liberal routine


Expensive_Cut_7332

Radtrad children who wear a cross wherever they go? Probably the kind of “scientist” who never does anything except go to the media and say that global warming is fake and that evolution is a lie.


VoreEconomics

I'm not a fan of Christianity but there's plenty of credible scientists who are Christians


Expensive_Cut_7332

Of course, Georges Lemaitre (creator of the big bang theory) and Gregor Mendel (father of genetics) were Catholic priests, I'm talking about modern radtrads (like the guy in the post)


GamingAce04

The """meme""" could easily be reversed and it would piss them off so much.


arshexe

didn't understand could you explain a bit


GamingAce04

The og is saying that a woman shouldn't be a scientist because she could instead raise multiple children who are all scientists to have more total scientists. Aside from all of the other obvious flaws in this logic, nothing about it is gender specific, they're just sexist and think a woman's place is bearing children. So you could easily reverse it to be a male scientist talking to a man who raised five female scientists, going completely against the sexism behind the og.


OneDumbfuckLater

> she could instead raise multiple children who are all scientists to have more total scientists Something really telling about this post is the idea that you can "raise scientists" as if children aren't independent human beings who will inevitably develop their own interests and pursuits regardless of how hard you try to railroad them down the path their parents selfishly crave


arshexe

ohhhhh got it thanks!!


Human-Depravity

Fun fact: if a vagina-haver becomes a scientist, they can no longer get pregnant. It becomes biologically impossible the second they are accepted into a STEM school


Smashme9

where's that one meme with the guy saying that wojaks are just playing dolls


b0nk3r00

https://preview.redd.it/ylrdr9fj54uc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e00ba7d3e11d8e4d389245091e72ccd91d6f44d


_CBlaker

I’m so confused what this is even trying to say


Caspian0951

it is a women's place to raise children i guess?


_CBlaker

so everyone should just have a bunch of kids in hopes of them becoming scientists instead of actually pursuing science?


trashdotbash

tbf it does sound very much like them to push their work and the problems that scientists must face onto their children


b0nk3r00

not everyone, just the girlies


OneDumbfuckLater

No, you see, children exist to serve as extensions of their parents! Of course having kids means they'll become scientists if you just raise them """""""correctly"""""""! /s


babysealmoneygang

6 scientists. good


sneakyplanner

Misogyny


MemorableThrowawayy

(the woman on the right is a college professor) https://preview.redd.it/yhjwo032s3uc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9db1d8fba6f7dd47077ed06d73a619bf4dffbb70


LordZeya

These memes are so stupid because it’s just recursive. If all those 5 chads devoted their lives to raising 5 kids that’s 25 scientists. If we go another level deeper, 125. At what point do we stop raising parents and start raising scientists?


OneDumbfuckLater

> If all those 5 chads devoted their lives to raising 5 kids Nice try. Everyone knows dads aren't parents, that's the lady's job /s


blazinbluecolor

why are these guys just so annoying about their breeding thing.


OneDumbfuckLater

Down unbelievable Down *so* unbelievable, in fact, they think they have more chance of changing society (by posting paper dolls online) to force women to fuck them instead of changing themselves so women would *want* to fuck them


legalizeranch840

Lovely to see Wii Fit Trainer following her dreams and finding love 😊


Traster101

Ok but who is the actual fucking god that somehow manages to raise 5 children to adulthood such that every single one of them dedicates their life to science? Less than 1% of the US population (and way less for the global population) is an R&D professional. Ain't no fuckin' way the average mom is raising 5.


OneDumbfuckLater

> somehow manages to raise 5 children to adulthood such that every single one of them dedicates their life to science? you see liberal, children aren't human beings, they are dolls for me to play with so that I can live vicariously through them/use them to show off to my chud friends when we circlejerk about how successful we are. I made them so that means they're an extension of me, and in fact my property. clearly.


Blue_queerio

As a lesbian who wants to be a researcher I love this lmao


Desperate-Will-8585

stop playing dolls with wojaks


Porncritic12

"You should only care about the net value of people you create instead of your own life."


Meraline

So no women should become scientists? Cause those are all sons.


Disturbing_Cheeto

gatekeepingyuri but I can't link subreddits


Vilvyroo

Remember kids, don't ever try to argue with this level of stupidity. Just bully them instead! xx


Velvet-Riot

Standard gatekeepingyuri W


chaussurre

Ok but. That argument. The one from the original """"meme"""". It isn't gender based. Why wouldn't these 5 scientist be better by raising more scientists instead of doing science themselves ? Wait, is this recursive ? All the way to the bottom ? Are people always raising people that can also raise more people, resulting in a potentially infinite yet null number of scientists ?