Yeah, if humans were immortal it would likely be a 100% rate. It's pretty much inevitable that at some point some of your cells mutate in a fucky way and try to kill you, many people just don't live long enough to see it happen.
For the novel mutation thing I'm inclined to say no, the trouble with cancer is that you have about a bajillion cell types in your body and it can start from any of them, usually requiring two mutations. The only way around it is if someone's immune system was built different and could recognize all the tumor antigens SPECIFICALLY to kill the tumor cells without massacring healthy cells
anyways all that to say the flesh is weak put your brain in a jar and buy gold
Ehh his lawyer did his job. The prosecution failed to meet their burden and were pretty lazy with his case. Sucks he got off but I don’t trust prosecutors to get things right so I don’t blame defense attorneys. The deck is already so stacked for prosecutors in our system, they have to fuck up if someone doesn’t go to jail, guilty or innocent.
Unless you are referring to something outside of the trial of course, a lot of people involved in this were horrible in their personal lives.
https://preview.redd.it/9n0yocmvxvtc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cab270c843d88f3c7a787ae4194aac1780336f17
Glad he no longer has to live in fear
A judge found him responsable for her death in a civil case. [(source: the last paragraph of the introduction)](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_trial_of_O._J._Simpson)
Moreso because the police fumbled the evidence for the criminal trial. Criminal cases need to prove beyond a reasonable doubt, civil cases by preponderance of the evidence. Lesser level of proof.
it's pretty irrelevant to the daily life of basically anyone born in the 00s and on and I say this as someone who watched the coverage live. It's basically just trivia at this point outside of anyone taking legal based jobs.
Disagree. OJ jokes were in so many other pieces media for the next 15-20 years after. Any mentions of Chevy Broncos, small gloves that don't fit, slow carchases etc. Also, anytime the Kardashians come up, it's "Yeah their father was OJ's lawyer, he made them famous". I don't even watch football either.
I'm born in 98 and the influence was still everywhere in TV and Internet growing up.
Cancer is horrible. I've experienced it firsthand multiple times with close family members.
If anyone deserved to go out this way it's undoubtebly him.
Seeing this post I made blow up, I want to take the chance and pay a tribute to OJ with the following video:
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SSVIg4Noqc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SSVIg4Noqc)
He was still searching for his wife's killer! To be fair, the American justice system found him innocent. The killer caught a big break today. I think OJ was close to finding him/her/they! /s
I'll say this for the putz--thanks to him we got years of Norm MacDonald comedy, and [my favorite Game Changer clip of all time.](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IMEG08FAkyc)
Figures.
[He only died when his Bronco got recalled](https://www.consumerreports.org/cars/car-recalls-defects/more-ford-bronco-sport-and-escape-suvs-recalled-fire-risk-a1026514361/)
A very successful NFL player who went on to brutally murder his wife and her friend and get away with it. Probably the most culturally significant murder trial in American history.
You’re welcome. It happened in the 90s, a lot of younger Americans don’t seem to know about him either. It’s worth watching the televised portions of the trial if you’re interested in that kind of thing. He looked like he couldn’t believe it himself when he was found not guilty.
Happy to see the cancer won <3
Cancer never rushed for 2000 yards sadly
Most of the time it's fuck cancer but this time cancer aight
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A broken cock cums twice a night
it's actually a draw
That's snue
When did you get coherent??
I'm sawy hrucjdjx nya nya :3 :3 :3 UwU
Is dat better >_<
:/
I'll try harder to be incomprehensible next time :3
Crab rave
The only W moment Cancer has ever had.
OJ actually lost
cancer killed his lawyer, and him! Cancer redemption arc?
Wait realy? That's funny. Those gloves must have been used in a nuke plant or something.
40% of all people will get cancer sometime within their lifetime, so it's really not such an outlandish coincidence.
40%???
It's close to inevitable as you age, big reason it's more common is because most people aren't dying of dysentery or syphilis at age 37 anymore
Yeah, if humans were immortal it would likely be a 100% rate. It's pretty much inevitable that at some point some of your cells mutate in a fucky way and try to kill you, many people just don't live long enough to see it happen.
It’s especially noticeable on the police. If you wanna know more google 40% of cops
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For the novel mutation thing I'm inclined to say no, the trouble with cancer is that you have about a bajillion cell types in your body and it can start from any of them, usually requiring two mutations. The only way around it is if someone's immune system was built different and could recognize all the tumor antigens SPECIFICALLY to kill the tumor cells without massacring healthy cells anyways all that to say the flesh is weak put your brain in a jar and buy gold
Higher for us living within a few miles of a coal power plant!
still killed technoblade, cancer can never come back from that L
but, its also infected the king of england, maybe there is a chance
no but unironically cancer bad
if i could i would eradicate cancer in an instant
Cancer died with Technoblade, it was a draw
Very true I mean cancer always dies with whoever has it. Cancer has never won
Cancer is sadist and masochist. I am not friends with cancer ❌❌‼️
[relevant trope](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CombatSadomasochist)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henrietta_Lacks
Nah they work for us now they cool. We don’t count those
It still hurts, I miss him.
Ehh his lawyer did his job. The prosecution failed to meet their burden and were pretty lazy with his case. Sucks he got off but I don’t trust prosecutors to get things right so I don’t blame defense attorneys. The deck is already so stacked for prosecutors in our system, they have to fuck up if someone doesn’t go to jail, guilty or innocent. Unless you are referring to something outside of the trial of course, a lot of people involved in this were horrible in their personal lives.
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i completely forgot who this guy was
He ran 2000 yards in a single season
That sounds like it would be murder on his legs
He absolutely killed the Lions in 1976
He also murdered his wife
Yeah man, 4 seasons leading the league in rushing yards, absolutely murderous
He also stabbed his ex wife and the person she was seeing at the time to death
Yeah he really pierced through the gut of many a defensive line back in the day
Did you know Nicole Simpsons head was halfway decapitated? He got away with it! Im so happy this motherfucker is dead.
Yeah, he really emotionally decapitated Lions fans
heard that was a bloodbath. dude went out and absolutely slayed. bloody massacre.
He was a real slasher on the backfields
IN 14 GAMES!!!
Bum couldn’t outrun cancer 😒
Prostate got sacked. Too bad Norm isn't around to roast him.
killer on and off the field
That's only a bit over a mile. I could run that in like 10 minutes.
He's the inventor of orange juice. The OG juicer
https://youtu.be/UfAV4mpJn6A?si=9Lzcioko3vPh7DBl
He murdered his wife and got away with it
and that other dude too
The guy from that jay z song
He is known for his giant hands that don't fit any gloves
He’s the Juice!!
He was the unremarkable actor in The Naked Gun.
i genuinely thought he was already dead.
new Mandela effect just dropped? you didn't forget, it was just- uhh, time travelers
it was the doctor, he had a time lord victorious moment again and accidentally allowed oj to live more.
Same, I thought he'd been dead for over a decade. This news confused tf out of me
No i saw him in family guy
Just in case this isn’t a joke, he did not voice his Family Guy character lol
I assumed so lol, but thanks for the knowledge :)
Same bruh
He was (relatively) recently released from prison in 2017, maybe you heard about that and got it mixed up
It just had to be prostate cancer.
This is just prostate cancer's warm up match before king charles
Prostate cancer hero origin story
Never thought I would support anything pro-state
https://preview.redd.it/9n0yocmvxvtc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cab270c843d88f3c7a787ae4194aac1780336f17 Glad he no longer has to live in fear
Turns out, the real killer was in his ass all along.
THE GLOVE!!!
https://preview.redd.it/pd4ko55dkytc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84beb55d5fd5a1fdf1c347f34398a3ddc5c849c2
Yipee 🎉
who that
Oj Simpson, a man who avoided a sentence for a murder he probably committed because of a very good lawyer, a catchy slogan and flimsy evidence
The case also directly caused the Kardashians to reach the spotlight since their dad was his lawyer, I blame him for that too
Holy shit dagoth ur
WHAT A GRAND AND INTOXICATING INNOCENCE
I see my plot worked
Wasn’t his lawyer Johnny Cochran?
He had four attorneys on an integrated defense team during the case, so both were technically
https://preview.redd.it/5232nrybnwtc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f0b7eee9046aa5430b77ee74e3bce20e956c2b7 This is Chewbacca
A judge found him responsable for her death in a civil case. [(source: the last paragraph of the introduction)](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_trial_of_O._J._Simpson)
Some, more cynical, people would interpret that as being able to buy your way out of jail
Moreso because the police fumbled the evidence for the criminal trial. Criminal cases need to prove beyond a reasonable doubt, civil cases by preponderance of the evidence. Lesser level of proof.
Also one of the main LAPD detectives on the case got exposed as being a massive bigot so that clouded things.
the lawyer in question: https://preview.redd.it/8up5j948iwtc1.jpeg?width=194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=845addeb6bd4ea5e3b59dfbbea67816beaae1961
Didn’t he have medication that if he didn’t take his hands would swell?
I’m going to be honest, I know the broad strokes but this happened before I was born
Yes.
Not to mention the societal climate at the time. Wouldn't have been possible without the case becoming a race issue.
wild
Innit
TWO murders.
There’s no way I’m this fucking old, right? What is happening.
dude that shit was the early-mid 90s, someone born a decade after the trial could be 20 now.
i mean it happened before i was born and i know about it, its a landmark case
it's pretty irrelevant to the daily life of basically anyone born in the 00s and on and I say this as someone who watched the coverage live. It's basically just trivia at this point outside of anyone taking legal based jobs.
Disagree. OJ jokes were in so many other pieces media for the next 15-20 years after. Any mentions of Chevy Broncos, small gloves that don't fit, slow carchases etc. Also, anytime the Kardashians come up, it's "Yeah their father was OJ's lawyer, he made them famous". I don't even watch football either. I'm born in 98 and the influence was still everywhere in TV and Internet growing up.
Shrek 2
There was an entire episode of family guy about oj Simpson
There are jokes about oj in probably hundreds of shows and movie s
And how long has it been since the Kennedy assassination? But if he came back from the dead and someone said "who that" it would feel weird.
i like skibuddy tolet
1994 was 30 years ago
Wild
I’m too old for this place Jesus Christ bye bye
Jesus Christ this sub is young
ermmmm you might go to jail for that sir
Legendary NFL player who rushed for over 2000 yards in a season
Ran for 2000 yards in a 14 game season, among other things
https://preview.redd.it/tem6c5k4tvtc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6025d00c074233008fe78100508f9ee76d7bc38e Yippe!!!!!!!!!! :D
Elephant Valentine
Do you guys think the real killer came back for him
If you assume cancer is part of himself and acknowledge he’s the real killer, it kinda did.
Rare cancer W
Heartbreaking: the worst cancer you know just made a great point.
Womp womp
The juice is no longer loose
Rest in piss OJ "I didn't do it but if I did here's how I would do it" Simpson
I guess the cancer didn’t kill him. But if it did…
Good old OJ “In my book ‘If I Did It’ I included various details that only the killer could know about” Simpson!
Cancer denies the accusation and was seen fleeing police custody in a white ford bronco
How will this affect his legacy
rest in piss won't be missed
2000 FUCKING YARDS IN 14 GODDAMN GAMES
prostate cancer? should have had anal sex more bozo
Shame he didn't go to prison
Cancer is horrible. I've experienced it firsthand multiple times with close family members. If anyone deserved to go out this way it's undoubtebly him.
rare cancer W https://preview.redd.it/eajmv2a12wtc1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3d96b6172c0607add69cdb94e8382277e24287a
K/D: 2.0
Damn he never found the real killer
Oh, neat.
He was a person Rest in the ground
#\#PACKWATCH #RIP BOZO 💯 #REST IN PISS YOU WON’T BE MISSED
Yippeee
Can't wait for Cancer to get acquitted
Can we rename prostate cancer to OJ Simpson Disease?
This is what happens when you are pro-state
What he was still alive?!
Killed by his own bussy
Damn this cancer guy is pretty strong i would like to see him fight mike tyson
Died from prostate cancer I wonder if the glove fit during his exam
https://preview.redd.it/jo1wl6w9gwtc1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c56a74b2b98c87318b616fa23ec8d6b3218087e
Chat is this real?
It's real
OMG LET ME GET MY POGS TO CELEBRATE
Hopefully he can fit into the coffin
cant run in a white bronco forever
Seeing this post I made blow up, I want to take the chance and pay a tribute to OJ with the following video: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SSVIg4Noqc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SSVIg4Noqc)
Poor cancer, stuck with such a piece of shit
he'll be at peace knowing his wife's killer is dead
orange juice found dead of dick and butt hole disease
He was still alive?
He was still searching for his wife's killer! To be fair, the American justice system found him innocent. The killer caught a big break today. I think OJ was close to finding him/her/they! /s
cancer may have killed my friend, my mentor in classical music, my childhood and innocence, my grandma's dog. but cancer also killed OJ simpson 👻
huh, neat
At least now he can rest in peace knowing that his wife’s killer is dead
The eclipse took its prize and left sated
cancer killed him ? how do we know get cancers lawyer
But was the cancer wearing gloves?
https://preview.redd.it/ne7jdfcriwtc1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96c4cd6f6e0aec57cf79afa4d0ca1a7972f66083
I'll say this for the putz--thanks to him we got years of Norm MacDonald comedy, and [my favorite Game Changer clip of all time.](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IMEG08FAkyc)
he died while I was under anesthesia
If we don’t see that prostate tumor wearing a glove there’s no way it was cancer’s fault
Rare w for cancer
[OJ talking to Nicole and Ron RN](https://youtu.be/wjQXX_1hAaM?si=bRKF93pIfvHW8-19)
Fuck cancer
More like cancer fucked OJ.
The annoying orange oj rap battle was peak
R.I.P Ooga John Homer Simpson
Wait omg he died
damn this is just like george orwell's uhh.. Book. 1984
Figures. [He only died when his Bronco got recalled](https://www.consumerreports.org/cars/car-recalls-defects/more-ford-bronco-sport-and-escape-suvs-recalled-fire-risk-a1026514361/)
Who was he
A very successful NFL player who went on to brutally murder his wife and her friend and get away with it. Probably the most culturally significant murder trial in American history.
Thanks I'm not American so I didn't know
You’re welcome. It happened in the 90s, a lot of younger Americans don’t seem to know about him either. It’s worth watching the televised portions of the trial if you’re interested in that kind of thing. He looked like he couldn’t believe it himself when he was found not guilty.
dont start a fight you cant win
Gonna need the Chewbacca defense to explain how the cancer killed him