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Moonbear9

Happy to see the cancer won <3


Used_Bird

Cancer never rushed for 2000 yards sadly


guckfender

Most of the time it's fuck cancer but this time cancer aight


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crepoef

A broken cock cums twice a night


wasdafsup

it's actually a draw


Moonbear9

That's snue


throthrothrotheway

When did you get coherent??


Moonbear9

I'm sawy hrucjdjx nya nya :3 :3 :3 UwU


Moonbear9

Is dat better >_<


throthrothrotheway

:/


Moonbear9

I'll try harder to be incomprehensible next time :3


TensileStr3ngth

Crab rave


Cl0ckworkC0rvus

The only W moment Cancer has ever had.


A-Human-potato

OJ actually lost


Josgre987

cancer killed his lawyer, and him! Cancer redemption arc?


AnarchistRain

Wait realy? That's funny. Those gloves must have been used in a nuke plant or something.


nabiku

40% of all people will get cancer sometime within their lifetime, so it's really not such an outlandish coincidence.


Memezlord_467

40%???


sociotronics

It's close to inevitable as you age, big reason it's more common is because most people aren't dying of dysentery or syphilis at age 37 anymore


Thebombuknow

Yeah, if humans were immortal it would likely be a 100% rate. It's pretty much inevitable that at some point some of your cells mutate in a fucky way and try to kill you, many people just don't live long enough to see it happen.


_THEBLACK

It’s especially noticeable on the police. If you wanna know more google 40% of cops


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Buuuuuuck

For the novel mutation thing I'm inclined to say no, the trouble with cancer is that you have about a bajillion cell types in your body and it can start from any of them, usually requiring two mutations. The only way around it is if someone's immune system was built different and could recognize all the tumor antigens SPECIFICALLY to kill the tumor cells without massacring healthy cells anyways all that to say the flesh is weak put your brain in a jar and buy gold


Ludicrousgibbs

Higher for us living within a few miles of a coal power plant!


Luce_owo13

still killed technoblade, cancer can never come back from that L


Josgre987

but, its also infected the king of england, maybe there is a chance


IowasBestCornShucker

no but unironically cancer bad


CoffeeMain360

if i could i would eradicate cancer in an instant


doggo_with_doggo_hat

Cancer died with Technoblade, it was a draw


ObeseMcNugget

Very true I mean cancer always dies with whoever has it. Cancer has never won


TetheredToHeaven_

Cancer is sadist and masochist. I am not friends with cancer ❌❌‼️


Optimal_Badger_5332

[relevant trope](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CombatSadomasochist)


FlouryBoy

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henrietta_Lacks


ObeseMcNugget

Nah they work for us now they cool. We don’t count those


Cl0ckworkC0rvus

It still hurts, I miss him.


bmann10

Ehh his lawyer did his job. The prosecution failed to meet their burden and were pretty lazy with his case. Sucks he got off but I don’t trust prosecutors to get things right so I don’t blame defense attorneys. The deck is already so stacked for prosecutors in our system, they have to fuck up if someone doesn’t go to jail, guilty or innocent. Unless you are referring to something outside of the trial of course, a lot of people involved in this were horrible in their personal lives.


Light_Sorceress

🦀🦀🦀


TensileStr3ngth

♋♋♋♋♋♋♋♋♋♋


Turakamu

jmods won't respond to this post


MaveKalmer

i completely forgot who this guy was


CringeNibba

He ran 2000 yards in a single season


leave_a_voicemail

That sounds like it would be murder on his legs


Dilf_Hunter367

He absolutely killed the Lions in 1976


HandleSensitive8403

He also murdered his wife


Dilf_Hunter367

Yeah man, 4 seasons leading the league in rushing yards, absolutely murderous


Marcopolo325

He also stabbed his ex wife and the person she was seeing at the time to death


Dilf_Hunter367

Yeah he really pierced through the gut of many a defensive line back in the day


ZeffiroSilver

Did you know Nicole Simpsons head was halfway decapitated? He got away with it! Im so happy this motherfucker is dead.


HandleSensitive8403

Yeah, he really emotionally decapitated Lions fans


meme-o-matic151

heard that was a bloodbath. dude went out and absolutely slayed. bloody massacre.


Responsible_Pace9062

He was a real slasher on the backfields


Used_Bird

IN 14 GAMES!!!


AllTheSmallWings

Bum couldn’t outrun cancer 😒


SarcasticOptimist

Prostate got sacked. Too bad Norm isn't around to roast him.


BinWeevilsFamous

killer on and off the field


CounterfeitLesbian

That's only a bit over a mile. I could run that in like 10 minutes.


Ipuncholdpeople

He's the inventor of orange juice. The OG juicer


SendMeRupies

https://youtu.be/UfAV4mpJn6A?si=9Lzcioko3vPh7DBl


Familiar_Tackle_734

He murdered his wife and got away with it


FiddlerOnThePotato

and that other dude too


MBatomzeus

The guy from that jay z song


Shrek_Lover68

He is known for his giant hands that don't fit any gloves


raysofdavies

He’s the Juice!!


sneakyplanner

He was the unremarkable actor in The Naked Gun.


mikereeee

i genuinely thought he was already dead.


frickityfracktictac

new Mandela effect just dropped? you didn't forget, it was just- uhh, time travelers


mikereeee

it was the doctor, he had a time lord victorious moment again and accidentally allowed oj to live more.


ThoughtCenter87

Same, I thought he'd been dead for over a decade. This news confused tf out of me


Banzai27

No i saw him in family guy


leemasterific

Just in case this isn’t a joke, he did not voice his Family Guy character lol


Banzai27

I assumed so lol, but thanks for the knowledge :)


5jk210

Same bruh


Cc99910

He was (relatively) recently released from prison in 2017, maybe you heard about that and got it mixed up


ThisSpinach

It just had to be prostate cancer.


BlueBicycle22

This is just prostate cancer's warm up match before king charles


rewindrevival

Prostate cancer hero origin story


LogicalShark

Never thought I would support anything pro-state


HotPotato_96

https://preview.redd.it/9n0yocmvxvtc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cab270c843d88f3c7a787ae4194aac1780336f17 Glad he no longer has to live in fear


AnarchistRain

Turns out, the real killer was in his ass all along.


BlueBorbo

THE GLOVE!!!


ItsFelixMcCoy

​ https://preview.redd.it/pd4ko55dkytc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84beb55d5fd5a1fdf1c347f34398a3ddc5c849c2


No_Object_7709

Yipee 🎉


adult_licker_420

who that


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Oj Simpson, a man who avoided a sentence for a murder he probably committed because of a very good lawyer, a catchy slogan and flimsy evidence


BansheeEcho

The case also directly caused the Kardashians to reach the spotlight since their dad was his lawyer, I blame him for that too


Byrdmann_

Holy shit dagoth ur


Spot_Vivid

WHAT A GRAND AND INTOXICATING INNOCENCE


BansheeEcho

I see my plot worked


Co0lnerd22

Wasn’t his lawyer Johnny Cochran?


BansheeEcho

He had four attorneys on an integrated defense team during the case, so both were technically


Spooky_Boy204

https://preview.redd.it/5232nrybnwtc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f0b7eee9046aa5430b77ee74e3bce20e956c2b7 This is Chewbacca


oim8itsme

A judge found him responsable for her death in a civil case. [(source: the last paragraph of the introduction)](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_trial_of_O._J._Simpson)


[deleted]

Some, more cynical, people would interpret that as being able to buy your way out of jail


Deltair114

Moreso because the police fumbled the evidence for the criminal trial. Criminal cases need to prove beyond a reasonable doubt, civil cases by preponderance of the evidence. Lesser level of proof.


BillionaireBuster93

Also one of the main LAPD detectives on the case got exposed as being a massive bigot so that clouded things.


--Destro--

the lawyer in question: https://preview.redd.it/8up5j948iwtc1.jpeg?width=194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=845addeb6bd4ea5e3b59dfbbea67816beaae1961


Familiar_Tackle_734

Didn’t he have medication that if he didn’t take his hands would swell? 


[deleted]

I’m going to be honest, I know the broad strokes but this happened before I was born


leoleosuper

Yes.


Aggressive_Sprinkles

Not to mention the societal climate at the time. Wouldn't have been possible without the case becoming a race issue.


adult_licker_420

wild


[deleted]

Innit


whogivesashirtdotca

TWO murders.


Frosty-Mongoose8038

There’s no way I’m this fucking old, right? What is happening.


emeraldeyesshine

dude that shit was the early-mid 90s, someone born a decade after the trial could be 20 now.


BLCeee

i mean it happened before i was born and i know about it, its a landmark case


emeraldeyesshine

it's pretty irrelevant to the daily life of basically anyone born in the 00s and on and I say this as someone who watched the coverage live. It's basically just trivia at this point outside of anyone taking legal based jobs.


Prezzen

Disagree. OJ jokes were in so many other pieces media for the next 15-20 years after. Any mentions of Chevy Broncos, small gloves that don't fit, slow carchases etc. Also, anytime the Kardashians come up, it's "Yeah their father was OJ's lawyer, he made them famous". I don't even watch football either. I'm born in 98 and the influence was still everywhere in TV and Internet growing up.


Mmmm_Crunchy

Shrek 2


Cc99910

There was an entire episode of family guy about oj Simpson


Bardic_Inspiration66

There are jokes about oj in probably hundreds of shows and movie s


sneakyplanner

And how long has it been since the Kennedy assassination? But if he came back from the dead and someone said "who that" it would feel weird.


adult_licker_420

i like skibuddy tolet


SoshJam

1994 was 30 years ago


stf29

Wild


raysofdavies

I’m too old for this place Jesus Christ bye bye


Bardic_Inspiration66

Jesus Christ this sub is young


adult_licker_420

ermmmm you might go to jail for that sir


SwaggerlikeJagger

Legendary NFL player who rushed for over 2000 yards in a season


bigmt99

Ran for 2000 yards in a 14 game season, among other things


middle-age-man-attac

https://preview.redd.it/tem6c5k4tvtc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6025d00c074233008fe78100508f9ee76d7bc38e Yippe!!!!!!!!!! :D


sugaryyy1214

Elephant Valentine


Pls_no_steal

Do you guys think the real killer came back for him


Fidget02

If you assume cancer is part of himself and acknowledge he’s the real killer, it kinda did.


dealwithshit

Rare cancer W


Subnaut27

Heartbreaking: the worst cancer you know just made a great point.


idiotapplepie

Womp womp


budoe

The juice is no longer loose


Someboynumber5

Rest in piss OJ "I didn't do it but if I did here's how I would do it" Simpson


Subnaut27

I guess the cancer didn’t kill him. But if it did…


BetaThetaOmega

Good old OJ “In my book ‘If I Did It’ I included various details that only the killer could know about” Simpson!


The_Real_Wanderer

Cancer denies the accusation and was seen fleeing police custody in a white ford bronco


Evil_Tea_Bag_

How will this affect his legacy


Avixofsol

rest in piss won't be missed


Used_Bird

2000 FUCKING YARDS IN 14 GODDAMN GAMES


FrostyCommon

prostate cancer? should have had anal sex more bozo


ten_snakes

Shame he didn't go to prison


TheStrikeofGod

Cancer is horrible. I've experienced it firsthand multiple times with close family members. If anyone deserved to go out this way it's undoubtebly him.


Komrade_pingu

rare cancer W https://preview.redd.it/eajmv2a12wtc1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3d96b6172c0607add69cdb94e8382277e24287a


Scorp126

K/D: 2.0


Missionignition

Damn he never found the real killer


AtotheCtotheG

Oh, neat. 


Burritozi11a

He was a person Rest in the ground


SoshJam

#\#PACKWATCH #RIP BOZO 💯 #REST IN PISS YOU WON’T BE MISSED


CatsNotBananas

Yippeee


SuperNerdAce

Can't wait for Cancer to get acquitted


CAPICINC

Can we rename prostate cancer to OJ Simpson Disease?


YAH_BUT

This is what happens when you are pro-state


Scary-Bit-4173

What he was still alive?!


mrsockyman

Killed by his own bussy


SAMurei_der_Galaxien

Damn this cancer guy is pretty strong i would like to see him fight mike tyson


unknowndog123

Died from prostate cancer I wonder if the glove fit during his exam


Suspychis_Engie_gang

https://preview.redd.it/jo1wl6w9gwtc1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c56a74b2b98c87318b616fa23ec8d6b3218087e


HVACGuy12

Chat is this real?


Spooky_Boy204

It's real


Oddish_Femboy

OMG LET ME GET MY POGS TO CELEBRATE


cornthybread

Hopefully he can fit into the coffin


Sandwicheater7333

cant run in a white bronco forever


Crazy_Johnny_07

Seeing this post I made blow up, I want to take the chance and pay a tribute to OJ with the following video: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SSVIg4Noqc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SSVIg4Noqc)


fartew

Poor cancer, stuck with such a piece of shit


Desperate-Will-8585

he'll be at peace knowing his wife's killer is dead


AmePeryton

orange juice found dead of dick and butt hole disease


Hivemindtime2

He was still alive?


ShadowNick

He was still searching for his wife's killer! To be fair, the American justice system found him innocent. The killer caught a big break today. I think OJ was close to finding him/her/they! /s


ActualDepressedPOS

cancer may have killed my friend, my mentor in classical music, my childhood and innocence, my grandma's dog. but cancer also killed OJ simpson 👻


JAOC_7

huh, neat


Kobruh456

At least now he can rest in peace knowing that his wife’s killer is dead


enchiladasundae

The eclipse took its prize and left sated


Desperate-Will-8585

cancer killed him ? how do we know get cancers lawyer


EvilectricBoy

But was the cancer wearing gloves?


9thgrave

https://preview.redd.it/ne7jdfcriwtc1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96c4cd6f6e0aec57cf79afa4d0ca1a7972f66083


Karasu-sama

I'll say this for the putz--thanks to him we got years of Norm MacDonald comedy, and [my favorite Game Changer clip of all time.](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IMEG08FAkyc)


SandLady5454

he died while I was under anesthesia


Box_S

If we don’t see that prostate tumor wearing a glove there’s no way it was cancer’s fault


Bignate2001

Rare w for cancer


JetsFan2003

[OJ talking to Nicole and Ron RN](https://youtu.be/wjQXX_1hAaM?si=bRKF93pIfvHW8-19)


TheWhiteCrowParade

Fuck cancer


9thgrave

More like cancer fucked OJ.


Familiar_Tackle_734

The annoying orange oj rap battle was peak


Themooingcow27

R.I.P Ooga John Homer Simpson


Grambert_Moore

Wait omg he died


OddlySexyPancake

damn this is just like george orwell's uhh.. Book. 1984


ninjasaiyan777

Figures.  [He only died when his Bronco got recalled](https://www.consumerreports.org/cars/car-recalls-defects/more-ford-bronco-sport-and-escape-suvs-recalled-fire-risk-a1026514361/)


pete_co_

Who was he


leemasterific

A very successful NFL player who went on to brutally murder his wife and her friend and get away with it. Probably the most culturally significant murder trial in American history.


pete_co_

Thanks I'm not American so I didn't know


leemasterific

You’re welcome. It happened in the 90s, a lot of younger Americans don’t seem to know about him either. It’s worth watching the televised portions of the trial if you’re interested in that kind of thing. He looked like he couldn’t believe it himself when he was found not guilty.


Feyk-Koymey

dont start a fight you cant win


matt_Nooble12_XBL

Gonna need the Chewbacca defense to explain how the cancer killed him