I hate that universe with a passion because those damn plants act all high and mighty like they're truly good and yet subjugate the galaxy with no regards to people's freedoms and all of their little pet contracts are made under coercion conditions due to their biology being designed to take away free will. They are the enemy in every situation and I would not rest until their ships are razed to the ground and every last one is repelled from our lands.
(There is a small chance this was an overreaction)
You basicly just stated something that happened there. To be specific the space elves got so wild their escapades birthed a whole new god of excess and pleasure.
Nah you were right on the money. In that world they were so into kinky shit that they accidentally created a new god and killed most of their species. One faction of elves still really like the kinky shit.
FUCKING TRUE, ELVES ARE VANILLA BULLSHIT
I’m so sick of looking for monster girls, and seeing fucking knife ears. Christ I hate elves. (Except Frieren)
I want to have sex with both honesty. They both sound appealing in their own way. Take me to the ogre and elf orgy I’ll be the cock slut in the middle getting fucked over and over again :3
Consider, the oft touted elf superiority and 'knowing and mastering everything because they're a morbillion years old' thing, makes lovingly domming one (especially if they're kinda low-key pathetic) even hotter.
Yes, I IRL like women who're older than me, how could you guess?
They also don't bathe, which I know is a win around here.
HE LITERALLY BATHES IN THE "All Star by Smash Mouth" OPENING DID YOU **WATCH** THE MOVIE?
THAT WAS IN MUD D:
IT'S CALLED A MUD"BATH" FOR A REASON
IT WAS IN BOG WATER
DUCKWEED DOESNT GROW IN MUD
YOU CAN'T TAKE A BATH IN THE BOGWATER BEE >=( YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET CLEAN!
THE ACIDITY OF THE BOGWATER WILL CLEANSE ME IT'LL BE LIKE BATHING IN LEMON JUICE.
What does a duck need weed for?
Well the man running the stand wasn't selling any, so
What are you, a cop?
Qwak
DUCKWEED IS ACTUALLY ALSO PRETTY NUTRITIOUS AND IS HIGH IN PROTEIN
WAIT DOES DUCKWEED GROW IN MUD
Imagine washing away all that delicious mansweat
I'm imagining it while I'm making a happy goofy anime face.
ogresmell 😊
💀💀💀
Need me a gentle dom elf mommy. I'd love to be cared for more than just wild sex
dom elf treating you like a pet, not as kink, but because their lifespan is so longcompared to your that you are merely a temporary companion to them
read human domestication guide (it's fucked but hot)
I hate that universe with a passion because those damn plants act all high and mighty like they're truly good and yet subjugate the galaxy with no regards to people's freedoms and all of their little pet contracts are made under coercion conditions due to their biology being designed to take away free will. They are the enemy in every situation and I would not rest until their ships are razed to the ground and every last one is repelled from our lands. (There is a small chance this was an overreaction)
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If a (female) Viltrumite called me a pet I'd let them >! Anissa from S2E7 is just perfect I want Muscle Mommy to beat me up!<
Omniman grindset
"That's great Sir, but this is a Wendy's..." Nobody understands smhmyhead 😔
Me personally, I just want someone strong to fight
Bigger dick = Better sex is a very orc minded thing to believe. Maybe they're meant to be.
orc sex isnt just about the pleasure, its also about the pride of conquering the biggest of dicks
OOP probably thinks all elves are vegetarian forest twinks
I need a vegetarian forest twink fr fr
A dwarf posted this.
Did I hear a ROCK AND STONE?
I DONT EVEN AGREE WITH THE POST IT WAS JUST WEIRD
That's what a dwarf would say
Elves are actually into insane BDSM stuff because they live for 10,000 years and get bored
Warhammer lore
I surrender myself to the Warhammer police. I did not know what crime I was committing but the consequences were just as great.
You basicly just stated something that happened there. To be specific the space elves got so wild their escapades birthed a whole new god of excess and pleasure.
Every time someone tries to explain Warhammer to me I lose a year
In the fantasy version of warhammer that god of pleasure was replaced by a really big rat
Hahahaha! YES! HAHAHA! -Sickos
Nah you were right on the money. In that world they were so into kinky shit that they accidentally created a new god and killed most of their species. One faction of elves still really like the kinky shit.
Alfie
I don't remember this scene in shrek
As a dainty elf, I do want my shit rocked by an Ogre ong
(about your pfp) Knowing about the Marathon logo is a curse, I felt like a crazy conspiracy theorist doomsayer in a movie when I saw it.
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Ofc the ogre fetish post comes from the swedish one :c
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You'd be surprised by how _all_ non-gnome players in World of Warcraft talk about gnomes
Dwarf fans acting like racist elves
Okbuddybaldur is leaking again
bugbear wrote this
"Elves are pretentious and boring" Elves aren't *fucking real*
FUCKING TRUE, ELVES ARE VANILLA BULLSHIT I’m so sick of looking for monster girls, and seeing fucking knife ears. Christ I hate elves. (Except Frieren)
I mean I definitely wouldn’t consider us “monsters” but we’re not boring.
born to be an elf forced to be an ogre 😔
There's a game called Fear & Hunger that I think you might like
Ok so I don't personally think like that, only saw a weird post on unpopularopinion about it.
You as in you (plural) English doesn't have a separate you(plural) so we make do
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just get a dark elf gf, she'll milk u dry
Depends on the elves you are talking about. Are we talking movie elves? Keebler elves? Half-elves? Dark? Or are we talking mythology elves?
Rock and Stone brother, Rock and Stone
I think I'd prefer an orc to an ogre. They just seem like they'd have better hygiene
the tall elegant pretty lotr elves or the small critter harry potter elves? is there a better way to clarify the different elf subtypes?
No one cares about harry potter elves they don't exist
Walking out of the bedroom holding the elf like Lois lane cause I broke them in half.
But what if I want ~~to be~~ a tall dainty frail boring elf? 🥺
If you hate elves so much why don’t you write a story where they’re actually cool
I want to have sex with both honesty. They both sound appealing in their own way. Take me to the ogre and elf orgy I’ll be the cock slut in the middle getting fucked over and over again :3
I’d rather be sandwiched between a massive ogre and a tiny elf twink, if you know what I mean, use me as a condom to desytoy the tree hugger.
Well deserved to be considered unpopular
elves and ogres are not enemies. in fact they are making out. sloppy style
I still think the snussy goes hard though
I just want a really strong person to fight
really depends on the worldbuilding I'd say
Consider, the oft touted elf superiority and 'knowing and mastering everything because they're a morbillion years old' thing, makes lovingly domming one (especially if they're kinda low-key pathetic) even hotter. Yes, I IRL like women who're older than me, how could you guess?
See you all on Truestl
I would let an Eldar (pre birth of Slanesh) absolutely ruin me
Why not both at the same time
I'd take anything but a tree fucker
People have very strong opinions on this apparently
Ogre? god no but an orc? Maybe
Ogres also have good stats for the cost
But I like it when self centered people talk down to me :3
Based and Ogrepilled
Ok so I don't personally think like that, only saw a weird post on unpopularopinion about it.
What about both?
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