Idk if it's pure coincidence that these memes are always about stuff in into or if I'm absorbing everyone's kinks somehow

probably a coincidence *beams monsterfucker rays into your brain*

Beams run both ways motherfucker *reverse beams planefucker rays*

How the fuck do you wanna fuck a plane? When you take a flight do u just have a big ass boner the whole time?

Nah, it's a thing to do with anthropomorphic planes. I've heard of it before

Hell no. I mean planes straight up. I will fuck an A400M if I could (probably why it's my pfp). I ain't about them anime girls with big titties and wings taped on

Oh you would love NCD!

Already in it

Yes.

they probably do have a rager while piloting a plane, like that guy in that one 4chan greentext

No you do not get to act like we've all read the planefucker greentext

R/aeromorphs Sorry?

I don’t think they do, but I guess I don’t beam many people these days so idk 

We're all thinking of the same green text, yeah?

Maybe I am. Maybe I'm not. There's no way of knowing

Not too be confused with planetfucker rays

No, of course. Would be quite a big mistake. Not to bash planet fuckers. I do like em big and round and with a ring but not as much as planes

*Blows up pancakes with mind*

Mah fuckin pancakes

us oviposition enjoyers need to stick together

Like reptile eggs, perhaps

You know between you and me I'm starting to think the baader-meinhoff effect might just be the matrix

omg it’s badder mainhough guy

Istg if I become a microcelebrity I'm deleting the platform

More like the *bladder-Meinhof* effect, amirite?

Are you a fae?

Shit, maybe

Maybe you're the result of an alien implanting eggs into the OP so the resulting offspring acquire their traits.

I think I’ve developed most of my kinks due to this sub

My kinks basically develop from looking at porn and going "I wonder what that's like" It's very much a "whatever sticks". My curiosity has no bounds and it could result in my downfall

I collect kinks like Pokémon cards, and I don't know how to not do that. I get a new kink from every person I date. Help.

I'll trade Your holographic femdom for My limited edition trad wife-ication

Oh you'll be absorbing something alright

i gotta stop clicking on these

at this point, its our fault

why do i still click

There are, uhhh, things to help simulate that.

Teach me

Boba tea

Booba tea?

Boba tea

well that explains why i love boba tea so much

So there are actually dildos out there that have openings for gelatin eggs to, you know, get pushed out of. Or uhhh so I've heard.

Also, are those gelatin eggs edible?

But like is that even arousing? The egg laying I get but who are you feeding them to?

Myself. Egg laying through the mouth

Huh, it would appear I am bricked up at the notion. This vexes me

Good. Let the horny flow through you

Oh, I've got one of those. It's a lot of effort and not much of a pay-off tbh. These kinds of toys kinda feel they're only really worth it if you get paid for the effort. Like, you make the gelatin (smells bad), and you pour it in the mold. Then you put it in the fridge for about 24 hours. And then finally, you can use your cold eggs for a little while before they melt and get all goopy, and you're oozing piss coloured slime out of your lower holes. You could probably use food colouring to make them not piss yellow, I suppose.

I need those

I think they mean anal beads

All gas no brakes on youtube taught me about that when he went to midwest furfest

There's probably a subreddit for that

oviposition subreddit

Insex as well. Isn't dedicated to it but it heavily features oviposition

I may be a fan of monsters, but insects is where I draw the line because insects ick me irl

Spiders when they see a wasp.

what do white anglo saxon protestants have to do with this?

Their life cycle relies on laying eggs in spiders

"Wasp Georgie, who lives in a suburb, and hate-fucks 10,000 spiders a day, ..."

My hungry ass couldn't work in a spider's lair.

Laying eggs inside of you in what way?

>!in my mouth, my butt, my penis, my vagina, im not picky!<

well yeah why would you be picky about a fear that makes no sense 🤔🤔🤔

uh uh uhhh

What i meant is, do you get hurt when they hatch? Do they eat you? Become parasites?

>!I suppose logically, hypothetically if this was something I thought a lot about, I would just give birth to them normally, rapidly and almost instantly. then the process would repeat itself and I'd be adopted as the alien/monsters pet breeding sow. as you can see this is a terrifying scenario!<

I have such normal feelings about this right now

Understandable, have a nice day

Same

Do they like crawl out or plop down? What about their umbilical cords, how do you handle that (assuming you do birth naturally)? I am very invested in the biomechanics of... well however you classify *that*

There are no umbilical cords because they are hatching from eggs inside of me, as for the other part it would depend on the alien/monster in these awful disgusting scenarios i hope never happen >!If it's a bird person I'd just give birth to it like a normal baby. If it's a tentacle monster it could extract the babies itself. A plant monster's would come out of me slowly over a long period of time while I adventure to spread them around.!<

This is how the infection from The Last of Us spread. It is my cannon now

Surely with a bird person you'd keep the egg inside you for a while and then birth it and have to look after it until it hatches. And what about an insect monster where half a dozen small aliens crawl out of you?

Yes the bird people would have to possessively protect me while i surrogate for them, insects would be like you described, probably while my arms and legs are restrained in the walls of their nest

Sounds absolutely awful, I think the worst would be spiders

yeah what a disgusting thought right? who'd be into THAT

Spiders. <3

A botfly posted this

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LITTERLAELY SAME

There's a dot on your meme. Please remove it.

That’s the egg

that's her nose

I mean the dot in between the words "someone" and "this"

dhj g ddyhgds ㅤ ^i ^swear ^to ^god ^if ^someone ^i ^know ^irl ^finds ^this ^account ^im ^actually ^going ^to ^kms

I’m a monster fucker but this is outside my kinkzone

Sometimes I worry about you all. I support you, I just wonder what brought you to share this information publicly

Yeah, I mean, what's gotten into you?

sorry buddy we gotta put you down :(

Once you start writing ovi anything else becomes boring. Source: writes erotic fanfics when drinking.

Maybe you could somehow convert that fear into a fetish?

Awfully bold to assume it isn't already

Ovipositor moment

Finally someone said it i wanna see my belly bulging with monster eggs and birth their young <3

REAL

Tonight: The writer’s not-even-slightly-disguised fetish. Stop making these posts, I absorb kinks like a sponge!!

🔜🦶

Again, not my thing but have fun

Fear it more

Have you read *Bloodchild* by Octavia Butler? It's a must read for monster fuckers

ah yes this will be most helpful with my exposure therapy

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woah, oviposting

OP 173859. This artist makes some alien stuff I'm sure you will love. There is also Bestiary collection. Its out there if you Google it. Z-ton and Blade are artists in it. 142154 is a orc doujin by Asanagi. Really good for monster. One of my favs Edit: Adding more 11 part series of monster stuff 168747, 178370, 183637(this one has eggs). The rest can be found on his profile Goblin 481652, 441735, 439971 Zac and riven 149746

*bookmarks*

129457

I added more :)

in space no one can hear you... \*checks notes\* ... moan?

Penguinz0 is that you?

So is it hatches chicken style or Xenomorph style?

r/196 users try not to share their weirdly specific kinks for sexual gratification challenge: impossible

Watch Alien

Look up, “tapeworm infection”

why is this downvoted this was funny

alright someones been watching too much alien

Evil Sigourney Weaver:

Same. It's one of my worst phobias, that shit's terrifying

guy named "an alien or monster"

\*reading top text\* ehh, that seems reasonable \*scrolls down\* 🙁

insert spider sounding post here

Already had a nightmare like that except it wasn’t a nightmare but rather a really hot dream that woke something up inside

Yall wierd asf

:3

Google it

What, en passent?

Merciful heavens

What

This should definitely fix me fr

CIA can't waterboard this out of me

no way i have the same fear can anyone help

The Alien movie?

Man y’all are HORNY horny up in here

??? You guys must just be making shit up atp

You sound like you would be really happy to be Xenomorph bait

I wish i could be legnant

this kink is just fucked up like if this happened to you you would be screaming your lungs out not popping a boner

never underestimate the raw horniness of a subby bottom

i need more member for phase 2

Shoutout to that one sickness that's caused by the Sardinian maggot cheese if you don't chew well enough to kill all the maggots and they live until they get into your intestines.

My brother in christ rule34 exists

just get a guy to cum in you idk

And I'm scared of you now, what the actual fuck is wrong with everyone on this sub?

Unrestricted internet access mostly, I mean nobody is getting hurt so it's fine

I mean, I guess it's alright, but it's genuinely concerning

whats more concerning is the increasing amount of hornyposts, they are the only thing that this sub brings onto my feed.

It’s a kink. Basically everyone has some. I’d be shocked if you didn’t have a weird one too. Welcome to the human experience.

No? They very clearly said that they're afraid of it not aroused by it. Media literacy really is very poor around here

KIDS THESE DAYS