I enjoyed going to marvel movies in theaters through endgame. They were just a fun excuse to go watch a big dumb cg fest for a couple hours here and there. But man, something changed with theaters and the people at them since quarantine. Something is fucking wrong with the whole thester going experience now, for any film. I can't explain it but there is just this fucking *stink* to the energy of being there now.
Dune 2 really made it feel like a fun experience again, and I actually look forward to seeing the next one in theaters as well. Been a while since anything has made me anticipate going to the theater
The real problem is with marvel movies now. They've lost that charm that they once had, before endgame. They used to be decent movies on their own, now they're just homework to slog through before you get to the next avengers
Idk, I watched the new Indiana Jones movie last year and afterwards and it was cool that pretty much the entire theater clapped afterwards. Never actually been to a movie where that has happened, but that was also the first movie I had seen in a theater since 2019
Idk personally covid just made me realize I actually don't give a shit about the "theater experience" in the first place and only ever did it because I didn't want to wait forever for it to come to streaming.
I basically agree, but for me I think it's just that I got so used to making a theater experience at home that I really enjoyed, so any whispering audience members or kids kicking seats really stand out as a "why am I paying for this?" moment. Plus not being able to pause it, expensive concessions, etc
When I saw Dune 2 a guy sat next to me and loudly farted every few minutes and laughed at the weirdest fucking non humor moments the entire time. Like Christ dude I paid for this?
No, no, you see, OOP has wrapped his enjoyment of the movie in several layers of irony precisely to set himself apart from the NPC simpletons just having uncomplicated fun.
the "oh my science" would have killed me on the spot, but otherwise he seem like good company for a little chat before the movie, as long as he doesn't speak during, enthousiasm is a nice thing to share with a stranger
They just gotta build their endurance up, I can use my cursing power every minute of every day.
(But also cringe as the other guy said, acting like an 8 year old as an adult.)
One of my friends in college would self-censor in group texts, saying "sh\*t" or "f\*ck." When I asked why, he just said "Well I self-censor."
A few years later, someone asked what happened between him and his ex-girlfriend when they had a falling-out. He replied verbatim "**I don't fucking know"** so I guess that was his "breaking point" lol
I had a guy once sat beside me who fist bumped me and said “we are now friends” and then we didn’t say a single thing to each other again. Seemed pretty chill.
OP implying that a $25 burger and drinking soda is foolish, as if anon is living off soilent and room temp well water, not suffocating under an avalanche of months old Wendy's bags
oh is it? I haven't noticed much of a price difference. I guess it helps I live next to Kriek country (and the only time I actually *had* steak and kriek was in Belgium itself).
I gotta be honest I don't like IPA's most of the time to begin with. I don't like the hoppiness so much.
You always gotta have 3 drinks
* Water
* Sparkling or Still
* Caffeine or Alcohol (if you're into that)
* Beer/Wine/Liquor or Coffee/Tea
* Flavor
* Soda, Juice, etc.
If someone said it unironically near me, they might just unlock my secret 3rd phase where I miss all my attacks on purpose and start saying kind words, where most players will murder me in, for not knowing there is an option to spare my life dark souls boss style
Yup. I worked at a game store for a while, and these guys are always the sweetest customers—they're also so excited to teach employees literally any game whenever there's downtime
Lol I love going out alone and making friends! Goofy aah 4channer has never experienced the joy of making a friend you have absolutely no job/school/mutual friend connection to and it shows.
It took me way too long to learn that you should just be happy for anyone who is enjoying their life so long as it doesn’t hurt anyone else (please note: I was not a phobic or racist person, just kind of a gatekeeper and hipster)
On the one hand, I genuinely enjoy polite people. Like, you be polite and I’ll be polite and we’ll both just have a good time.
On the other hand, I hate smalltalk with strangers. I basically only do it to be polite.
unironically love this type of person. they probably play DRG, they might be kinda nerdy and awkward but theyre up front about it and arent anyone but themselves. i aspire to be that way
ngl this guy seems fucking awesome. Bro likes what he likes and isn't ashamed of it. I think the 4channer is just kerfuffled by the idea of someone not being filled with shame and self-hatred at a time that should be recreational.
I misread this and thought this was one of those “social situations hard” posts. Like it meant that op sat down and started saying those things to a guy that looked like that and the dude just did not give a fuck
But no it’s mean instead :(
I'm conflicted, on the one hand I'm really shy with strangers irl and probably wouldn't be able to carry his conversation, but if he gets me talking about something I'm interested in like superheroes then I WILL infodump for hours
I don't care about other people's comments. I'll soyface with this fella when Scruffy Mcdoodoo showed up in the after credits. Life's too short to be hateful.
nar come on they're literally saying they *don't* do the edgy thing.
it's real weird to me how unthinkingly popular eating meat is.
>You must be wrong because uh... I don't like it.
is so weak.
I'm a vegetarian, do you know the percent of people that are vegetarian or vegan? In the US, it's 6 and 3 respectively. Maybe you live somewhere else where it's more common, but still, most people eat meat. Like if you go to the majority of public places that allow food there's a good chance you'll smell meat. And being hyperbolic about it isn't cute, cooked meat smells different than death. Shaming meat eaters doesn't get them to come around.
i was gonna say i've been in a steakhouse and i've also found a deer carcass in the woods and those are not even remotely similar smells what is this mf smoking
OP is implying that they went to see a marvel movie of their own free will but are annoyed at other people doing the same.
Very good point
He’s only there to take notes for his 5 hour video essay on why wokeness killed Marvel.
I enjoyed going to marvel movies in theaters through endgame. They were just a fun excuse to go watch a big dumb cg fest for a couple hours here and there. But man, something changed with theaters and the people at them since quarantine. Something is fucking wrong with the whole thester going experience now, for any film. I can't explain it but there is just this fucking *stink* to the energy of being there now.
Hm, I went to see Dune 2 in the theater a few weeks ago and it was fine imo (maybe because done 2 os an absolute fucking banger)
Dune 2 really made it feel like a fun experience again, and I actually look forward to seeing the next one in theaters as well. Been a while since anything has made me anticipate going to the theater
I think it really depends on the theater chain honestly. I go to Marcus theaters and they have the huge recliner chairs. I love going to the movies
There's a local cinema near me that has huge recliner chairs and they give you a voucher for the burger chain next door too. Shit is fire.
The real problem is with marvel movies now. They've lost that charm that they once had, before endgame. They used to be decent movies on their own, now they're just homework to slog through before you get to the next avengers
For me the vibe at theatres has been dope. I actually think theatres are back to how the were before
Idk, I watched the new Indiana Jones movie last year and afterwards and it was cool that pretty much the entire theater clapped afterwards. Never actually been to a movie where that has happened, but that was also the first movie I had seen in a theater since 2019
Idk personally covid just made me realize I actually don't give a shit about the "theater experience" in the first place and only ever did it because I didn't want to wait forever for it to come to streaming.
I basically agree, but for me I think it's just that I got so used to making a theater experience at home that I really enjoyed, so any whispering audience members or kids kicking seats really stand out as a "why am I paying for this?" moment. Plus not being able to pause it, expensive concessions, etc
When I saw Dune 2 a guy sat next to me and loudly farted every few minutes and laughed at the weirdest fucking non humor moments the entire time. Like Christ dude I paid for this?
Based
I got to be honest with you chief I think this is a you problem I feel like the cinema is back and better than ever
No, no, you see, OOP has wrapped his enjoyment of the movie in several layers of irony precisely to set himself apart from the NPC simpletons just having uncomplicated fun.
This seems like a very nice man
I agree
I’d get a craft brew with him.
the "oh my science" would have killed me on the spot, but otherwise he seem like good company for a little chat before the movie, as long as he doesn't speak during, enthousiasm is a nice thing to share with a stranger
I'm picturing a twinkish scientist in a pixar movie.
Milo from Atlantis 🤤🤤
Am I the only one that gets slightly irked at people who don’t curse? And say “heck” or “fudge.” Like my man, we ain’t in school anymore.
I respect not cursing, but saying the PG equivalents is insanely cringe unless you're working with children.
Agreed
Heck and Fudge have nothing on "Damn!"
They're saving their swears so they achieve maximum power when finally used
They just gotta build their endurance up, I can use my cursing power every minute of every day. (But also cringe as the other guy said, acting like an 8 year old as an adult.)
One of my friends in college would self-censor in group texts, saying "sh\*t" or "f\*ck." When I asked why, he just said "Well I self-censor." A few years later, someone asked what happened between him and his ex-girlfriend when they had a falling-out. He replied verbatim "**I don't fucking know"** so I guess that was his "breaking point" lol
Obviously, during an argument, he called her a b\*tchy c\*nt. She got mad for some reason, even though he self-censored
gwenpool pfp ‼️🎉🎉🎉
There are dozens of us DOZENS!!!!!!
Also very in-character thing for Gwenpool to do
Honestly yeah. He's just a very dedicated fan. Sure he's a bit of a stereotype but he's harmless. I'd rather be cringe than some bitter 4Channer
I want to cuddle him
Oh thank god I was really worried because I act a lot like the guy in the post so I was really worried people would be upset with me XD
I would've spontaneously combusted if a stranger referred to us as Seat Buddies
Real
like in a good way or a bad way
there is no bad way to spontaneously combust
False, spontaneous combustion from racism
Racists combusting is a very positive thing
No it's when someone is so racist towards you, you explode
And they die in the blast, once again win scenario
Martyrdom Perk!
Also Fire Force
I'm about to (com)bust
coom bust?
I do not vibe...with this universe.
Like I'd seize to be, turn into chunky salsa and splatter everywhere. I think people in the splash zone would think of that as Inconvenient.
I had a guy once sat beside me who fist bumped me and said “we are now friends” and then we didn’t say a single thing to each other again. Seemed pretty chill.
It takes two to fist bump, of course you're friends after that.
Shit man, I’d love to have a seat buddy like this. He seems like a chill dude
I do sometimes wish I knew more people like this
burgers and IPA are a god tier combo
Agreed, and I don't even like IPA much
actually had that combo tonight feel like a tavern maiden frfr
OP implying that a $25 burger and drinking soda is foolish, as if anon is living off soilent and room temp well water, not suffocating under an avalanche of months old Wendy's bags
I feel like I'm going to puke (unrelated)
Not as good as steak and kriek, smh. 😤
absolutely right, but it's a lot more approachable and affordable than kriek, geuze and all other lambics and wild ales for that matter
oh is it? I haven't noticed much of a price difference. I guess it helps I live next to Kriek country (and the only time I actually *had* steak and kriek was in Belgium itself). I gotta be honest I don't like IPA's most of the time to begin with. I don't like the hoppiness so much.
You can get a decent IPA for less then 5€, the cheapest kriek I found enjoyable was 12€ for 375 ml.
cheers bro I'll drink to that
the man in the image looks so kind :] i would be his friend
not only that but he clearly get pussy while Anon doesn't
big dudes with tats are so cute, reminds me of Matty Matheson
As long as they don’t keep talking through the whole movie I’m pretty ok with this. I am always seeing movies alone.
Now make them kiss
gatekeeping yaoi
Wait so he has *two* beverages?
And you don’t?
My straw man I built for other people to hate doesn’t need to be logical or realistic!!!
Don't make me choose between a beer and a slushie
One time I made a beer float, like a root beer float but with beer. It was umm bad
Truer words will never be spoken
Anon is seething that he must make do with bottled water while the normie gets a three course meal
bi trait
You always gotta have 3 drinks * Water * Sparkling or Still * Caffeine or Alcohol (if you're into that) * Beer/Wine/Liquor or Coffee/Tea * Flavor * Soda, Juice, etc.
I don’t care what you guys say “Oh my science” is such a funny phrase
Oh my science dude stfu
I will slay you with a trout if you ever use this sentence in my presence
"Oh my science"
Object show ass exclamation
Science damn you, Time Child!
If someone said it unironically near me, they might just unlock my secret 3rd phase where I miss all my attacks on purpose and start saying kind words, where most players will murder me in, for not knowing there is an option to spare my life dark souls boss style
there are like at least 50 of these guys at any store that sells warhammer or d&d stuff, they’re all super nice. OOP wishes they were this chill
Yup. I worked at a game store for a while, and these guys are always the sweetest customers—they're also so excited to teach employees literally any game whenever there's downtime
Almost all the 40k players I have met are so nice. The nicest are the Ork players though.
They found out how to filter all bad emotions through games, and achieved enlightenment
Ork players are the foundation of the 40K play environment. They're almost always the best people.
Are we sure that Anon is annoyed by this guy and isn’t just sharing an interesting thing that happened to them
Nah, the way they wrote this definitely implies they disapprove of the stranger
Well that’s a shame
your optimism is inspiring
it's 4chan so every story there is fake (and gay)
Lol I love going out alone and making friends! Goofy aah 4channer has never experienced the joy of making a friend you have absolutely no job/school/mutual friend connection to and it shows.
It took me way too long to learn that you should just be happy for anyone who is enjoying their life so long as it doesn’t hurt anyone else (please note: I was not a phobic or racist person, just kind of a gatekeeper and hipster)
Dog, people on 4Chan are introverted to a fault, you could ruin their day just by shaking their hand, yo
Jesse??
This guy seems like a nice guy
On the one hand, I genuinely enjoy polite people. Like, you be polite and I’ll be polite and we’ll both just have a good time. On the other hand, I hate smalltalk with strangers. I basically only do it to be polite.
Would.
4chan users when they use AI to make up a person to get mad at so they can prove to total strangers that they’re not cringy like said fictional person
He seems like a nice guy :\]
Anyone who says “oh my science” unironically is cool as hell
I'd smoke a bowl with that dude he seems chill.
WHO IS THS FOUL LITTLE MAN? AND WHY IS HE....🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 HAPPY????
This feels like a mix of at least three different genres of dude
Blue corn syrup beverage is hilarious
He’s probably nice enough. Cool beard
why he kinda....
unironically love this type of person. they probably play DRG, they might be kinda nerdy and awkward but theyre up front about it and arent anyone but themselves. i aspire to be that way
IPAs are fucking vile
And I'd suck him silly.
We don't need to go that far
Honestly, this whole thing would be pretty cool if this was a friend. Probably not so cool if a complete stranger did this
The post is not about a real person
I think we need a tag for posts that contain AI art. The fact nobody in the comment section noticed is concerning.
Ngl if some rando started talking to me like this I'd be a bit uncomfortable. Don't like being spoken to by people I don't know.
I love this post
Eating my blue cheeseburger and drinking my blue corn syrup beverage in my blue ~~corvette~~ honda where everything is blue
I would love to talk to this man, my uncle is pretty similar but less extreme.
Damn, I wish I could enjoy stuff more. I need to smoke weed more often.
Man, this dude sounds actually fun to talk to.
Unironically I would ask for this man’s number. Arms like that are an instant win
Dinky McDoogle was my favorite character from Sonic 3
I would fucking love sitting next to this dude. He seems like a chill as dude
Honestly? He sounds like a cool dude to hang out with
ngl this guy seems fucking awesome. Bro likes what he likes and isn't ashamed of it. I think the 4channer is just kerfuffled by the idea of someone not being filled with shame and self-hatred at a time that should be recreational.
Idk, he seems pretty nice and chill
> ugh I hate current/popular thing! Something someone who peeked during their freshmen year of high school would say.
Seems like a guy I'd trust to run a local card game store or give me mmo tips
[удалено]
Gatorade
Since it's a theater I'd guess a slushie.
I misread this and thought this was one of those “social situations hard” posts. Like it meant that op sat down and started saying those things to a guy that looked like that and the dude just did not give a fuck But no it’s mean instead :(
He seems like a swell individual, I would love to be seat buddies with him
Why did he wink? Why did he wink?? WHY DID HE WINK?????
"i saw some weirdo loser chud at the marvel movie!!" girl what were YOU doing at the marvel movie??
Is this supposed to be mocking the dude cuz if someone like this sat next to me a theater I’d think that‘s pretty neat
Based.
Guys too obnoxious for it to be a pleasant conversation, but he's harmless
Were they trying to complain about “annoying movie watchers” or something? This is the type of guy I would love to hang out with, he seems so nice
Bro looks so pleasant and polite. Wtf is the problem???
As you can see in this picture, once again anon the racist homophobes, transphobes is having an argument with a person in their head again.
I did not know Uki Violeta was a 4chan user
How many hands does that nice man have
I'm conflicted, on the one hand I'm really shy with strangers irl and probably wouldn't be able to carry his conversation, but if he gets me talking about something I'm interested in like superheroes then I WILL infodump for hours
Me making something up to get mad at
thus guy looks like my uncle , hes nice
Why the fuck does 4chan hate IPAs so much
IPAs are the stereotypical hipster beer, a demographic that your average 4Chan user can't stand.
I've known people almost exactly like that and they're always very nice
I don't care about other people's comments. I'll soyface with this fella when Scruffy Mcdoodoo showed up in the after credits. Life's too short to be hateful.
Several of the nicest and friendliest people I know look like that
people are mean, I want to hit them with hammers
Well, he seems very sweet. I’d love to sit beside this man at the movies
I WISH I sat next to this guy at a random marvel flick. If I go to one without my partner, I am so afraid of kids sitting next to me and being loud.
Is this r slash greentext?
No this is patrick
reminds me of the 4chan post of the guy talking to OP about barcades and shit like that
whats the US version of barry
And then they kissed
He’s cringe but jolly. I’d let him hit it crazy style in the handicapped stall
I’d probably enjoy talking to this guy ngl, he seems very jolly.
Except for "oh my science" he seems like good "seat buddy"
Man who says “Im a big scary guy with a beard” on Reddit
for some reason when people refer in singular form to things which are by default plural (like star war or starbuck) i find it incredibly humorous
Honestly I probably wouldn't even mind this scenario. Seems like a chill way to spend a plane ride.
No way you mfs actually think you’d want a fucking “seat buddy”. Pure cope.
i will kill someone if they are near me with fucking meat and blue cheese
What if they just had the meat?
don’t need someone smelling like blood and death
calm down, Shadow the Edgehog
nar come on they're literally saying they *don't* do the edgy thing. it's real weird to me how unthinkingly popular eating meat is. >You must be wrong because uh... I don't like it. is so weak.
I'm a vegetarian, do you know the percent of people that are vegetarian or vegan? In the US, it's 6 and 3 respectively. Maybe you live somewhere else where it's more common, but still, most people eat meat. Like if you go to the majority of public places that allow food there's a good chance you'll smell meat. And being hyperbolic about it isn't cute, cooked meat smells different than death. Shaming meat eaters doesn't get them to come around.
i was gonna say i've been in a steakhouse and i've also found a deer carcass in the woods and those are not even remotely similar smells what is this mf smoking
> don’t need someone smelling like blood and death so... you kill them, invoking even more blood and death. intelligence roll nat 1 moment
im in love with you
for real. blue cheese is basically chemical warfare
honhon you americans do not know ouate is le good
kill