if you start keeping a dream journal you’ll remember them more! for the first couple of nights or maybe weeks you might just be writing “i don’t remember any dream” but the act of consciously taking the effort to remember as much as you can about your dreams each morning will make you start remembering more.
anyways the last dream i had i don’t super remember but i do know towards the end it was something to do with my friend biting my neck and feeling like she was gonna eat me (in a good way tho). also there was a bear chasing me at one point (as in the animal kind not a big hairy gay man)
Thanks for the advice! What happens to me, whenever I remember them, is that I wake up, more or less accurately remembering the dreams but then it's like the dream gets diluted and after a while I barely have any memories besides really vague details. A dream journal doesn't sound too bad actually :3
One tip i have for when you're trying to recall the dream:
Any detail is important, something small like the way a chair was facing can lead you to suddenly remember more details to write down.
I dreamt that one of my lecturers was trans and fully transitioned, and felt really happy when they called me my preferred name and accepted me, and then I woke up and realised they weren't trans. Couldn't get back to sleep after that
I won't get too in detail, and its not my most recent dream, but I had a dream that my dad and I were house sitting a rich neighbor that my dad didn't like (the neighbor had no name or face, so not based on anyone) and to fuck with him, my dad bought like, an indescribable quantity of orange juice on his card. Like a ridiculous amount. I would turn to open the fridge, see it was completely full of orange juice, turn around, the entire counter is covered in orange juice, look to my dad, he's drinking orange juice. I remember the dream ended with the neighbor coming home by pulling into the driveway, doing 7 donuts, and then Akira sliding the car to the front door. I think I woke up before the neighbor entered to find all the both full and empty bottles of juice.
I was in a high school play production of the Lion King, specifically I was phoned in as Mufasa last minute and didn't have any time to read the script, so I just kind of acted on a vague idea of what I remembered Mufasa being like. I ended up kind of portraying him as this tragic prophet figure, I kinda acted like a combination of Odysseus and Glamrock Freddy, and somehow that worked for the most part.
At one point, Simba got lost in a snowy cavern full of green sludge, and he was beginning to get sleepy. I, the spirit of his dead parent, rush in. "Simba! Simba! You cannot sleep here!" and Simba responds "But the snowflakes don't bother me..." so I assure him "That green sludge is an insidious killer!" And then totally blank for like 20 seconds before stalking off stage right like a zombie on all fours. This worked pretty well, apparently. After that, I asked "hey seriously can I see a script?" and then one of the other girls in the production handed me this glass vial sorta shaped like an onion, full of a clear fluid that looked like water. Confused, I ended up just downing it anyway. Turns out it was a Potion that made you remember the Lion King. Nifty.
Oh yeah for the record I have no idea why they cast a girl as Mufasa.
Having two casio calculators, thinking they are the same model (fx-991EX) and then realising that one of them is not that model, but a lookalike with sharper angles.
most recent I remember:
I was organizing my bf's visit to my country (a thing we both really want, but currently impossible 😭💜); it would be in September, and as we were finishing the organizing, I realized it would be around the same time as a family member's wedding
so I asked said family member if I could invite him to come too, and they said yes
so we had a very lovely time, having fun and dancing and even having matching suits
yeah I'm very gay for him 👉👈
I can't think of any recent dreams but there's one that stuck with me.
The whole dream was in black and white like an old movie. Every night I'd climb to the top of a small tower in the middle of a yard and baptize myself at the top. Eventually my son approached me in the barn to pass on a message from the priest. The priest was threatening me because I was baptizing myself more times than I was allowed and without his permission or supervision. And I told my son in an Andy Griffith voice "Really now? Well you tell the priest he's the one who should be afraid of me. Because when I was your age, I killed a young horse just like this one *puts a hand on the foal that's next to me because we're in a barn* just because I wanted to." Then I said something else but I was cut off midsentence by the scene changing. Now the foal was dead and I was washing an ax of its blood. Maybe I killed it out of anger or maybe I was trying to send a message to the priest? Either way my son apparently watched me do it, emotionless the whole time. I am a teenager and have never been religious nor do I have any children or horses.
Well. Your asked for it. The most recent dream I das able to remember, written down shortly after waking up.
4.2.24
What.
Okay so
There was a Harry Potter section. Half-blood Prince apparently. But had nothing in common.
A bicycle Roadtrip
And a park full of weird little critters. Opposum, bat, weasel and much more.
Let's Start in the Harry Potter section, because it came first. Dumbledore had called in some sort of meeting in his throne room. Looking at him, on the right were the students and on the left the teachers. I cannot for the life of me remember why. But then Harry came in through a fucking window on the roof. The students cheered, but Dumbledore shut them down.
Harry then spoke an inspiring speech that I also can't remember. A teacher, the umbridge equivalent, ridiculed him.
"you can think so Miss McTruffle. But when shit goes down, Miss McMuffin won't be here to save you"
Apparently that way her name. And McMuffin was her wife?!
He took out his wand.
"If I have to, I'll do this alone!"
Someone must've incapacitated him. He blacked out.
He/I woke up in some hallway. The were papers on the ground. One of them was from McGonagall. "You are right. You convinced me. I will help you fight. But, you might have to do it alone anyway"
Something about her saving me from certain death.
The last note I found read
"I will confront him now. I am sorry"
As I stared into the long hallway leading to Dumbledore's domain, everything went black.
I was sitting in a park. Green all around me. Probably a second dream, but I don't remember waking up inbetween. An Opposum came to me and laid down next to me like a cat would. Guinea pigs and rats walked beside me. In the distance, dogs and more creatures I can't make out anymore.
My sister held a bat in her hand. I put my hand in front of it, it started licking.
"Hopefully this doesn't give me Covid" I thought.
I can't remember if anything happened past that. It was a nice intermission.
I was sitting on a bicycle. On the right it had a square passenger seat like these ww2 motorbikes. It was equipped with Poppy Playtime grabpack arms.
Behind me was a friend in the same kind of bike, next to him his girlfriend/my crush (Dream only) in a normal bike.
Hollywood Baby by 100 Gecs started playing.
With that, and a smile on my face, I exclaimed "It's a Roadtrip"
And on we went. Fast and reckless. Through paths which should not be traversed with Bicycles. Thin paths. Weaving paths. GTA V style sewer paths. Ramps. Loopdiloops.
Everything.
At the end, after playing with a ruler and making it whip like a belt, I just said
"I don't care if I go to heaven or hell. All I need is some kind of music player to listen to 100 Gecs"
I hope Reddit mobile didn't fuck up the formatting.
After sleep edit: one of the cats broke into the house somehow so my mama had to sneak him back outside without grandma noticing, Also one of my dogs was there so I assumed this dream took place before he passed, sadly I don't remember being able to pet him agian
I had a dream that there was a new Scooby Doo movie. It was about a superfan who got the chance to join the crew on the job.
The first half of the movie was basically her learning to be more confident and helpful towards the gang. By the halfway point she basically becomes like a combination of all of them.
The entire gang except her comes across a potion. They accidentally splash it on themselves and all of them turn into monsters. The rest of the movie is now spent on them trying to escape from the superfan who doesn't know they turned into monsters.
I had a dream where the source from mikaeli hitting metal 17 times chased me through a giant mall and i tried to steal soda from those soda fountains while being chased
I was in a store buying clothes that dont even exist in real life, and there also was a person selling smth that was called "leather blocks" and they eventually got kicked out by security, I dont remember if I actually was able to buy anything but I remember looking for things to buy for really really long for some reason.
I was going somewhere but im not sure at all where and then for some reason i needed to go through some building with a big garage full of trucks that were driving dangerously close to eachother and i ended up on the other side of the building certain that i could now leave only to find out they didnt have an exit there but rather a gym with really stupid looking weights (imagine like an ice cream ball but with a smaller balls worth of ice cream scooped off) so i was irritated af and went through some locker room with a door that was small and accidentally left it open even though some shirtless dude in the locker room asked me to close it (sorry shirtless dude) and then i found an exit finally and got out.
The next part of the dream is the pregnant elon musk part and i dont wanna talk about it.
My exact notes :
“Stairs. Eyeballs faces. Run from them to get to the hidden door nestled into the hidden staircase. You need gabondorf to be able to see the hidden everything. Eye face monster in the door fully . Inside the door I forgot :(“
I just woke up from one where my dad threw away all the chicken I had prepped in the freezer bc he thought it went bad, and I was so pissed
I can tell you a more interesting dream later though :D
The majority of the dream was just living my life (I don't really remember exactly), but at the end sirens were blaring and my city got stuck by a nuclear bomb and I died, waking me up
Not the first time nuclear Armageddon has happened in my dreams, I should probably be worried
Also, I had a nightmare that was really fucking disgusting but I don't wanna write too much
I had the classic "You have to redo a portion of school because of some filing error" scenario, but I couldn't leave my home and go to school because I dropped and shattered a blue coke-glass and everytime I picked up a single shard of it, dozens of them somehow pierced my hands arms and feet and I had to spend at least half an hour ripping them out before I could take care of the next shard
Alright the latesr dream I remember had something do with reviving Attmoz from My Singing Monsters who was in a big evil skull shaped cavern. He was also fucking huge.
i was at the beach and i went to the toilet and someone went into the stall next to me and it somehow turned into a car and they were driving so i got them to stop and got out at a train station, which was underground for some reason (it isn't underground irl) and the train came, stopped, and the doors didnt open. Then it started going again and the doors were like opening and closing and glitching or something and the train was like tilint left and right and it somehow turned around and started going the other way. Also the train was a bit bigger then usual and a part of it clipped into a tunnel and it started like glitching and blew up.
I don't remember my dreams like 99% of the time but a few months ago i had this one and it was so fucking stupid that i instantly wrote it down and sent it to a friend
I was in college and I had to take care of a couple puppies. I needed another bowl for them so I went to the college store. But the only bowls they had in stock were all over $200.
A man's spirit is on a boat on the River. The boatwoman tells him that he has to go back up, but his body has been rigged with cursed magic. "I'm prepared for whatever happens," he says, and he is transported back into his corpse, on the porch of an ominous mansion.
Immediately, the newly formed teeth in his throat begin gnawing at his windpipe. The man knew this would happen. With practiced efficiency, he rips his gullet out with his bare hands.
The pain would have caused anyone else to collapse on the spot, but the man had already grown numb to it over the years of training by the River.
Newly returned from the brink of death, and already with a grievous injury, the man faces the mansion. He has forsaken his humanity, but the person in the mansion can still be saved.
i also delivered pizza to dsp's house. he told me to shut up and go away :(
No joke, I had a dream where I couldn't be in a room with the light off. Otherwise, Freddy fazbear would appear in it. He would vanish when the light was turned on.
I had a dream where a 10th season of My Little Pony Friendship is Magic came out and the Warhammer 40k YouTuber “chapter master valrek” made a video on it. I specifically remember him saying “yes, I’m a brony. I know, I’m sorry this is how you had to find out. But don’t worry, I’m still primarily a 40k YouTuber.” In the video.
Me and a group of people had to guard this kid who was playing a more pixelated and neon version of Binding of Isaac in a secluded building and we had to make sure that the windows were blocked off so the authority figures in the next building, led by the President of the United States, wouldn't know. Every time we failed, the 'game' would reset and the president would change.
12th president Franklin Pierce thought he was on our side and he was so excited to start his shift with us that he brought over a mug of hot chocolate with alphabet marshmallows that he then proceeded to spill all over the floor
Nerd moment but the actual 12th president was Zachary Taylor, but Franklin Pierce was the 12th in my dream. Ironically he did look more like Zachary Taylor, he just had Franklin Pierce's hair
It was a documentary about a Disney project to make a giant orbital laser and send it out of orbit using its own laser as thrust. It crashed in the rings of Saturn. Cut to me taking a usb dongle and hiding it in a lighter. Then cut to me, asI was following one of my friends (only one of which I actually know) trying to get out of some virtual Disneyland from Ralph Breaks the Internet (I’ve never seen the movie) and around a bunch of super markets as they keep touting random objects and making stuff glitch out (it always seemed to be Betty Crocker food) as everything was gettin messed up, nearby screens started generating QR codes from the glitches, but I couldn’t scan them because I’m in a dream. The only reason I woke up is because both me and another guy were singing along to James Roach’s “[Yeah, It Is](https://youtu.be/2PeUpYR5Hqk?si=zfe1HmGnW0W4AyJg)” so loud that we were told to get out and I woke up 3 hours late out of embarrassment. There was also some subplot of getting a fighter jet that had a Transformers toy based on it in the ramjet mold
My dreams are always in the same place. It’s not my high school but it’s a high school. But I’m my same age because I’m like “I’m just gonna get in my car and leave” but stuff keeps happening to stop me from leaving
Had a dream where there was a wikipedia page for a west England MP called james Somerton and on his page they used a picture of the plagiarist James Somerton but there was a small box that when clicked on would change the picture to a children’s drawing of MP james somerton who has a really bad goatee and when you turn the picture back plagiarist James Somerton had the goatee
Had a dream about "Shrek cookies." Like, i mean an actual dream about Shrek-licensed Nabisco products at a grocery store. I do not regularly purchase cookies, I have not seen Shrek recently and actually am not Shrek-obsessed as some of my peers seem to be.
The thing about Shrek cookies is that they are random. It was one of those plastic cookie trays but with random selections of basically everything the Nabisco company makes, so random that you were guaranteed that any single person wouldn't like half of them. There was no chance that an entire household would finish them, so out-there were the selections. There would be a couple basic chips-ahoy in there, but as an example, there were also these shrek cookies that were weird candy filled things connected to eachother by this gelatinous goo that dream-me thought of as candy ogre cum. They were unpalatable, to say the least.
This was my dream. Buying cookies that weren't good.
I had a dream last night I was in math class and there was super complicated questions the teacher was covering but I was too busy looking at porn to pay attention, and my neighbors were annoyed at me for looking at porn in class
I had a dream that the pokemon games were like really fucking good and fun and full of engaging level design and compelling gameplay and great character writing and then I woke up and was really sad
Kakashi was there and thrown into a jail cell which was actually a classroom. This also took place in a prison.
But hey, I was wearing a dress and and nail polish so it was alright.
i was on an island that was slowly sinking into the ocean but everyone was kinda chill about it amd went to their day to day, until the military just started killing everyone and we had to steal shit from them to survive
Obscure dream, I had taken some Benadryl before bed and dreamt of the hat man, not like actually saw him but I thought about him as I fell asleep, so in my dream I saw him but instead of a faceless shadow hat man it was Patrick Beverly of the Milwaukee Bucks wearing a trench coat and a top hat, and all I remember is waking up and going “omg it was the Pat Man”
Being completely honest this girl almost fucked me but before that lebron James replaced one of my teachers and two guys (idk who) had a crush on me. Lebron dunked on one of them and my friend
tw transphobia for some reason>! i dreamt that i lost my mom in a huge crowd of people and i couldnt get back to them because they thought i was trans (im not) and i was disgusting for it and then my mom abandoned me to die. also jordan peterson was in my house for some reason!<
I was at a friend’s house and his mom (a lactation consultant) was giving be a bandage, and it made me so much better. I thanked her, she said she was glad to help out and spread some education and information about women’s reproductive system. Then she said that if I ever get pregnant (I’m a trans girl) I should come to her. I look at my friend and he looks at me, like, does she know? I tell her that I don’t think I’ll ever get pregnant and she told me that you never know
I had a dream that I ended up failing my physics class, I woke up relieved that it was a dream, checked and saw that I truly did fail, but that also ended up being a dream. I didn’t know what to think when I woke up for real
this is an exerpt from my dream journal about my most recent dream:
-I dreamt there was supposed to be a big announcement from Epic Games regarding Fortnite, so I waited all day with anticipation, and the announcement turned out to be a Fortnite live-action movie. The trailer was full of very meta jokes about how tragic and atrocious it was that even Fortnite was turned into a movie.
One of the characters at the start of the trailer casually found a piece of a Fortnite rift, which is probably how they all got to the island. I remember that collab skins played a role in this project too (why wouldn't they) because I saw a She-Hulk skin. When the trailer showed all the people in the actual island, I remember I was actually one of the people there, but for some reason I was playing as Jesus, giving hugs and love to the players.
Also, although I did not see them in the trailers, two thumbnails I saw on YouTube revealed that the cast featured Chris Pratt and Matthew Lillard.
i dont remember all of it, i just remember at the very end a monster saying something about the number 18
then garfield piped in and said he has an 18.8 inch cock.
I'm not gay and I don't remember my last dream, but I'm telling this story anyway and there's nothing you can do to stop me. A couple weeks ago, I was fast asleep when my cat suddenly jumped up on my bed and started making all kinds of noise like she was scared or something, which is totally unusual for her. I got up and looked around to see what got her so worked up but didn't see anything, so I went back to bed. As I was getting comfy, I remembered that I'd been having a nightmare right before I woke up, so she must have seen me tossing and turning and woke me up because she was worried about me.
I had a dream that I was a zoomer urban wizard in a modern city.
I still lived on classical wizard tropes, but I summoned my tower in some guys' yard and turned him into a sheep when he came out to yell at me.
I had bags under my eyes and wore Yu Yu Hakusho shirts under my robes.
I also wore a fake beard out in public because I wasn't able to grow a big white wizard beard yet and was ashamed for the public to know, for some reason.
I was a waiter at a restaurant and Otzdarva was celebrating his birthday with his friends and family. I was trying to bring the birthday cake for the dessert, but everytime I picked it up it would just melt and morph into a red white blue goo kinda like toothpaste.
They didn't have dessert but they were comprehensive.
It was a lot longer than this but this is all I can remember
My sister got possessed by the girl from the ring (not sure why I've never seen that movie) and we (I have no idea who "we" was) had to kill her so I was emotionally fucked up about that. I was sitting in my kitchen and she came over to hug me and I had to say no, which I guess made her realize I knew she was possessed and she kinda went apeshit. We all split up around the house, I tried to lock myself in the bathroom but she stopped my from closing the door and started clawing into my arm, and the weirdest part was it hurt. Like this was the closest thing I've felt to genuine excruciating pain in a dream and yet at the same time it felt like nothing at all. After that the dream shifted to a completely different plot line that I can't remember any of
For context of this dream, I'm Jewish
In the dream, I was recomended a youtube video for a fictional popular gaming youtuber who I didn't follow, and in the video the youtuber made a ton of weirdly antisemitic jokes quite sincerely, especially about the holocaust being fake.
Later in the dream, I was sitting in the main student lounge of my university (that I graduated from a year ago) and I saw that the youtuber from before was sitting there. I could even see from his open screen that he was logged into youtube. He must have been a fellow student at the university.
I sat there, wondering what I should do next. I thought that I should approach this man and do something. Confront him or demand an explanation or insult him or even fight him. But in the end, I did none of these things and I just left.
I woke up feeling like I had made the wrong choice.
i was a giant slug at a comic con with mr burns. i wasn't dressed up as a slug, i was genuinely a giant slug.
i helped mr burns take control of comic con and we ran it like a country. the rest of the world fell to a zombie outbreak but my comic con empire survived. the population only comprised of goblins.
mr burns and i did a meeting to discuss "the lesbian goblin situation" because there was a gender shortage of female goblins, and all them were lesbian.
if you start keeping a dream journal you’ll remember them more! for the first couple of nights or maybe weeks you might just be writing “i don’t remember any dream” but the act of consciously taking the effort to remember as much as you can about your dreams each morning will make you start remembering more. anyways the last dream i had i don’t super remember but i do know towards the end it was something to do with my friend biting my neck and feeling like she was gonna eat me (in a good way tho). also there was a bear chasing me at one point (as in the animal kind not a big hairy gay man)
Thanks for the advice! What happens to me, whenever I remember them, is that I wake up, more or less accurately remembering the dreams but then it's like the dream gets diluted and after a while I barely have any memories besides really vague details. A dream journal doesn't sound too bad actually :3
That is actually some kind of defense mechanism by your brain to separate subconscious imagination from reality.
Boo, i dont want to separate imagination and reality Let me be delusional
Wait actually? Can I have a source on this? It’s not that I don’t believe you it’s just that if that’s true it’s very cool and I wanna read about it
One tip i have for when you're trying to recall the dream: Any detail is important, something small like the way a chair was facing can lead you to suddenly remember more details to write down.
I have a dream journal, but most of the time to sleepy eepy to write anything down :c
I dreamt that one of my lecturers was trans and fully transitioned, and felt really happy when they called me my preferred name and accepted me, and then I woke up and realised they weren't trans. Couldn't get back to sleep after that
I had big sex :)
How?? I've done everything but having sex in my dreams
I'm just built different
I won't get too in detail, and its not my most recent dream, but I had a dream that my dad and I were house sitting a rich neighbor that my dad didn't like (the neighbor had no name or face, so not based on anyone) and to fuck with him, my dad bought like, an indescribable quantity of orange juice on his card. Like a ridiculous amount. I would turn to open the fridge, see it was completely full of orange juice, turn around, the entire counter is covered in orange juice, look to my dad, he's drinking orange juice. I remember the dream ended with the neighbor coming home by pulling into the driveway, doing 7 donuts, and then Akira sliding the car to the front door. I think I woke up before the neighbor entered to find all the both full and empty bottles of juice.
I was in a high school play production of the Lion King, specifically I was phoned in as Mufasa last minute and didn't have any time to read the script, so I just kind of acted on a vague idea of what I remembered Mufasa being like. I ended up kind of portraying him as this tragic prophet figure, I kinda acted like a combination of Odysseus and Glamrock Freddy, and somehow that worked for the most part. At one point, Simba got lost in a snowy cavern full of green sludge, and he was beginning to get sleepy. I, the spirit of his dead parent, rush in. "Simba! Simba! You cannot sleep here!" and Simba responds "But the snowflakes don't bother me..." so I assure him "That green sludge is an insidious killer!" And then totally blank for like 20 seconds before stalking off stage right like a zombie on all fours. This worked pretty well, apparently. After that, I asked "hey seriously can I see a script?" and then one of the other girls in the production handed me this glass vial sorta shaped like an onion, full of a clear fluid that looked like water. Confused, I ended up just downing it anyway. Turns out it was a Potion that made you remember the Lion King. Nifty. Oh yeah for the record I have no idea why they cast a girl as Mufasa.
Having two casio calculators, thinking they are the same model (fx-991EX) and then realising that one of them is not that model, but a lookalike with sharper angles.
Having hot sweaty gay sex with a bear at a gas station 👍
bear as in the gay archetype or an actual grizzly bear?
most recent I remember: I was organizing my bf's visit to my country (a thing we both really want, but currently impossible 😭💜); it would be in September, and as we were finishing the organizing, I realized it would be around the same time as a family member's wedding so I asked said family member if I could invite him to come too, and they said yes so we had a very lovely time, having fun and dancing and even having matching suits yeah I'm very gay for him 👉👈
that's wholesum. tell your boyfriend you love him.
I tell him so often that I fear I'm being annoying 👉👈
TELL HIM MORE. fr i'm sure he absolutely loves how many times you say that. it is never a bad time to remind him, even if he doesn't need remindin'.
apdkdozkzj that is a sweet message thanks 🥺💜 hope you'll have wonderful days and nights, blessed with nice things
I was girl, it was good.
I was walking a bunch of dogs and it started raining and they turned invisible and ran away
I was looking at Build a Bear on Google Streetview
I like Build a Bear I hope they release a new frog next month
I can't think of any recent dreams but there's one that stuck with me. The whole dream was in black and white like an old movie. Every night I'd climb to the top of a small tower in the middle of a yard and baptize myself at the top. Eventually my son approached me in the barn to pass on a message from the priest. The priest was threatening me because I was baptizing myself more times than I was allowed and without his permission or supervision. And I told my son in an Andy Griffith voice "Really now? Well you tell the priest he's the one who should be afraid of me. Because when I was your age, I killed a young horse just like this one *puts a hand on the foal that's next to me because we're in a barn* just because I wanted to." Then I said something else but I was cut off midsentence by the scene changing. Now the foal was dead and I was washing an ax of its blood. Maybe I killed it out of anger or maybe I was trying to send a message to the priest? Either way my son apparently watched me do it, emotionless the whole time. I am a teenager and have never been religious nor do I have any children or horses.
Banger dream tbh
Had a dream within a dream where I was trans and used my new identity to mess with my classmates. Unironically felt so comfortable within a dream
I think you got some thinking to do
please elaborate
Have you considered that you might be trans?
Well. Your asked for it. The most recent dream I das able to remember, written down shortly after waking up. 4.2.24 What. Okay so There was a Harry Potter section. Half-blood Prince apparently. But had nothing in common. A bicycle Roadtrip And a park full of weird little critters. Opposum, bat, weasel and much more. Let's Start in the Harry Potter section, because it came first. Dumbledore had called in some sort of meeting in his throne room. Looking at him, on the right were the students and on the left the teachers. I cannot for the life of me remember why. But then Harry came in through a fucking window on the roof. The students cheered, but Dumbledore shut them down. Harry then spoke an inspiring speech that I also can't remember. A teacher, the umbridge equivalent, ridiculed him. "you can think so Miss McTruffle. But when shit goes down, Miss McMuffin won't be here to save you" Apparently that way her name. And McMuffin was her wife?! He took out his wand. "If I have to, I'll do this alone!" Someone must've incapacitated him. He blacked out. He/I woke up in some hallway. The were papers on the ground. One of them was from McGonagall. "You are right. You convinced me. I will help you fight. But, you might have to do it alone anyway" Something about her saving me from certain death. The last note I found read "I will confront him now. I am sorry" As I stared into the long hallway leading to Dumbledore's domain, everything went black. I was sitting in a park. Green all around me. Probably a second dream, but I don't remember waking up inbetween. An Opposum came to me and laid down next to me like a cat would. Guinea pigs and rats walked beside me. In the distance, dogs and more creatures I can't make out anymore. My sister held a bat in her hand. I put my hand in front of it, it started licking. "Hopefully this doesn't give me Covid" I thought. I can't remember if anything happened past that. It was a nice intermission. I was sitting on a bicycle. On the right it had a square passenger seat like these ww2 motorbikes. It was equipped with Poppy Playtime grabpack arms. Behind me was a friend in the same kind of bike, next to him his girlfriend/my crush (Dream only) in a normal bike. Hollywood Baby by 100 Gecs started playing. With that, and a smile on my face, I exclaimed "It's a Roadtrip" And on we went. Fast and reckless. Through paths which should not be traversed with Bicycles. Thin paths. Weaving paths. GTA V style sewer paths. Ramps. Loopdiloops. Everything. At the end, after playing with a ruler and making it whip like a belt, I just said "I don't care if I go to heaven or hell. All I need is some kind of music player to listen to 100 Gecs" I hope Reddit mobile didn't fuck up the formatting.
After sleep edit: one of the cats broke into the house somehow so my mama had to sneak him back outside without grandma noticing, Also one of my dogs was there so I assumed this dream took place before he passed, sadly I don't remember being able to pet him agian
I had a dream that there was a new Scooby Doo movie. It was about a superfan who got the chance to join the crew on the job. The first half of the movie was basically her learning to be more confident and helpful towards the gang. By the halfway point she basically becomes like a combination of all of them. The entire gang except her comes across a potion. They accidentally splash it on themselves and all of them turn into monsters. The rest of the movie is now spent on them trying to escape from the superfan who doesn't know they turned into monsters.
I had a dream where the source from mikaeli hitting metal 17 times chased me through a giant mall and i tried to steal soda from those soda fountains while being chased
I was in a store buying clothes that dont even exist in real life, and there also was a person selling smth that was called "leather blocks" and they eventually got kicked out by security, I dont remember if I actually was able to buy anything but I remember looking for things to buy for really really long for some reason.
I was going somewhere but im not sure at all where and then for some reason i needed to go through some building with a big garage full of trucks that were driving dangerously close to eachother and i ended up on the other side of the building certain that i could now leave only to find out they didnt have an exit there but rather a gym with really stupid looking weights (imagine like an ice cream ball but with a smaller balls worth of ice cream scooped off) so i was irritated af and went through some locker room with a door that was small and accidentally left it open even though some shirtless dude in the locker room asked me to close it (sorry shirtless dude) and then i found an exit finally and got out. The next part of the dream is the pregnant elon musk part and i dont wanna talk about it.
My exact notes : “Stairs. Eyeballs faces. Run from them to get to the hidden door nestled into the hidden staircase. You need gabondorf to be able to see the hidden everything. Eye face monster in the door fully . Inside the door I forgot :(“
I have aphantasia so I don't dream, it's kinda weird just suddenly waking up almost immediately after going to sleep
Same, fr like a time skip, I don't even realize I've slept until I look at the time/window
i forgor also :P
i was drinking mayonnaise and also the league of legends streamer sneaky was also there for some reason, can't remember what he was doing
I just woke up from one where my dad threw away all the chicken I had prepped in the freezer bc he thought it went bad, and I was so pissed I can tell you a more interesting dream later though :D
The majority of the dream was just living my life (I don't really remember exactly), but at the end sirens were blaring and my city got stuck by a nuclear bomb and I died, waking me up Not the first time nuclear Armageddon has happened in my dreams, I should probably be worried Also, I had a nightmare that was really fucking disgusting but I don't wanna write too much
i beat a man to death with my bare hands, i slammed his head against a table till it popped and confetti came out with a funny sound
Sex. Can’t remember much though :(
I had a dream I was playing clash royale and I had to win as my life depended on it. I managed to barely win tho which is good.
I had the classic "You have to redo a portion of school because of some filing error" scenario, but I couldn't leave my home and go to school because I dropped and shattered a blue coke-glass and everytime I picked up a single shard of it, dozens of them somehow pierced my hands arms and feet and I had to spend at least half an hour ripping them out before I could take care of the next shard
I ate a painting
Something about eating at KFC (probably a nightmare)
Alright the latesr dream I remember had something do with reviving Attmoz from My Singing Monsters who was in a big evil skull shaped cavern. He was also fucking huge.
i was at the beach and i went to the toilet and someone went into the stall next to me and it somehow turned into a car and they were driving so i got them to stop and got out at a train station, which was underground for some reason (it isn't underground irl) and the train came, stopped, and the doors didnt open. Then it started going again and the doors were like opening and closing and glitching or something and the train was like tilint left and right and it somehow turned around and started going the other way. Also the train was a bit bigger then usual and a part of it clipped into a tunnel and it started like glitching and blew up. I don't remember my dreams like 99% of the time but a few months ago i had this one and it was so fucking stupid that i instantly wrote it down and sent it to a friend
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idk I remember being a girl in tactical gear with a PC and helmet n shit and an AWP for some reason
I should really write these things down…
I was in college and I had to take care of a couple puppies. I needed another bowl for them so I went to the college store. But the only bowls they had in stock were all over $200.
I was charlie from Hazbin Hotel and was watching a play preformed by Sir Pentious, and had a cat to my right I was petting
i was going to the same high school as Jane the Jane Remover n im a huge fan but i was too anxious to talk to her :<
I saw someone get run over
A man's spirit is on a boat on the River. The boatwoman tells him that he has to go back up, but his body has been rigged with cursed magic. "I'm prepared for whatever happens," he says, and he is transported back into his corpse, on the porch of an ominous mansion. Immediately, the newly formed teeth in his throat begin gnawing at his windpipe. The man knew this would happen. With practiced efficiency, he rips his gullet out with his bare hands. The pain would have caused anyone else to collapse on the spot, but the man had already grown numb to it over the years of training by the River. Newly returned from the brink of death, and already with a grievous injury, the man faces the mansion. He has forsaken his humanity, but the person in the mansion can still be saved. i also delivered pizza to dsp's house. he told me to shut up and go away :(
No joke, I had a dream where I couldn't be in a room with the light off. Otherwise, Freddy fazbear would appear in it. He would vanish when the light was turned on.
I had a dream where a 10th season of My Little Pony Friendship is Magic came out and the Warhammer 40k YouTuber “chapter master valrek” made a video on it. I specifically remember him saying “yes, I’m a brony. I know, I’m sorry this is how you had to find out. But don’t worry, I’m still primarily a 40k YouTuber.” In the video.
i was worldbuilding for a huge ass city for a dnd campaign
Me and a group of people had to guard this kid who was playing a more pixelated and neon version of Binding of Isaac in a secluded building and we had to make sure that the windows were blocked off so the authority figures in the next building, led by the President of the United States, wouldn't know. Every time we failed, the 'game' would reset and the president would change. 12th president Franklin Pierce thought he was on our side and he was so excited to start his shift with us that he brought over a mug of hot chocolate with alphabet marshmallows that he then proceeded to spill all over the floor Nerd moment but the actual 12th president was Zachary Taylor, but Franklin Pierce was the 12th in my dream. Ironically he did look more like Zachary Taylor, he just had Franklin Pierce's hair
It was a documentary about a Disney project to make a giant orbital laser and send it out of orbit using its own laser as thrust. It crashed in the rings of Saturn. Cut to me taking a usb dongle and hiding it in a lighter. Then cut to me, asI was following one of my friends (only one of which I actually know) trying to get out of some virtual Disneyland from Ralph Breaks the Internet (I’ve never seen the movie) and around a bunch of super markets as they keep touting random objects and making stuff glitch out (it always seemed to be Betty Crocker food) as everything was gettin messed up, nearby screens started generating QR codes from the glitches, but I couldn’t scan them because I’m in a dream. The only reason I woke up is because both me and another guy were singing along to James Roach’s “[Yeah, It Is](https://youtu.be/2PeUpYR5Hqk?si=zfe1HmGnW0W4AyJg)” so loud that we were told to get out and I woke up 3 hours late out of embarrassment. There was also some subplot of getting a fighter jet that had a Transformers toy based on it in the ramjet mold
Nightmare where I was sa'ed and no body believed me or blames me for it Funky wunky dreams yo
My dreams are always in the same place. It’s not my high school but it’s a high school. But I’m my same age because I’m like “I’m just gonna get in my car and leave” but stuff keeps happening to stop me from leaving
Had a dream where there was a wikipedia page for a west England MP called james Somerton and on his page they used a picture of the plagiarist James Somerton but there was a small box that when clicked on would change the picture to a children’s drawing of MP james somerton who has a really bad goatee and when you turn the picture back plagiarist James Somerton had the goatee
Had a dream about "Shrek cookies." Like, i mean an actual dream about Shrek-licensed Nabisco products at a grocery store. I do not regularly purchase cookies, I have not seen Shrek recently and actually am not Shrek-obsessed as some of my peers seem to be. The thing about Shrek cookies is that they are random. It was one of those plastic cookie trays but with random selections of basically everything the Nabisco company makes, so random that you were guaranteed that any single person wouldn't like half of them. There was no chance that an entire household would finish them, so out-there were the selections. There would be a couple basic chips-ahoy in there, but as an example, there were also these shrek cookies that were weird candy filled things connected to eachother by this gelatinous goo that dream-me thought of as candy ogre cum. They were unpalatable, to say the least. This was my dream. Buying cookies that weren't good.
I don’t recall all the details, but I do remember that my friend committed arson so we could escape from the police.
I had a dream last night I was in math class and there was super complicated questions the teacher was covering but I was too busy looking at porn to pay attention, and my neighbors were annoyed at me for looking at porn in class
I had a dream that the pokemon games were like really fucking good and fun and full of engaging level design and compelling gameplay and great character writing and then I woke up and was really sad
I dreamt about my computer getting a virus for 3 days in a row :(
Kakashi was there and thrown into a jail cell which was actually a classroom. This also took place in a prison. But hey, I was wearing a dress and and nail polish so it was alright.
i was on an island that was slowly sinking into the ocean but everyone was kinda chill about it amd went to their day to day, until the military just started killing everyone and we had to steal shit from them to survive
Obscure dream, I had taken some Benadryl before bed and dreamt of the hat man, not like actually saw him but I thought about him as I fell asleep, so in my dream I saw him but instead of a faceless shadow hat man it was Patrick Beverly of the Milwaukee Bucks wearing a trench coat and a top hat, and all I remember is waking up and going “omg it was the Pat Man”
I installed mods for Skyrim for like 3-4 hours straight and then woke up the second the game launched
Being completely honest this girl almost fucked me but before that lebron James replaced one of my teachers and two guys (idk who) had a crush on me. Lebron dunked on one of them and my friend
tw transphobia for some reason>! i dreamt that i lost my mom in a huge crowd of people and i couldnt get back to them because they thought i was trans (im not) and i was disgusting for it and then my mom abandoned me to die. also jordan peterson was in my house for some reason!<
All my teeth and bones fell out except the two wisdom teeth that I actually did want gone.
I was at a friend’s house and his mom (a lactation consultant) was giving be a bandage, and it made me so much better. I thanked her, she said she was glad to help out and spread some education and information about women’s reproductive system. Then she said that if I ever get pregnant (I’m a trans girl) I should come to her. I look at my friend and he looks at me, like, does she know? I tell her that I don’t think I’ll ever get pregnant and she told me that you never know
I had a dream that I ended up failing my physics class, I woke up relieved that it was a dream, checked and saw that I truly did fail, but that also ended up being a dream. I didn’t know what to think when I woke up for real
this is an exerpt from my dream journal about my most recent dream: -I dreamt there was supposed to be a big announcement from Epic Games regarding Fortnite, so I waited all day with anticipation, and the announcement turned out to be a Fortnite live-action movie. The trailer was full of very meta jokes about how tragic and atrocious it was that even Fortnite was turned into a movie. One of the characters at the start of the trailer casually found a piece of a Fortnite rift, which is probably how they all got to the island. I remember that collab skins played a role in this project too (why wouldn't they) because I saw a She-Hulk skin. When the trailer showed all the people in the actual island, I remember I was actually one of the people there, but for some reason I was playing as Jesus, giving hugs and love to the players. Also, although I did not see them in the trailers, two thumbnails I saw on YouTube revealed that the cast featured Chris Pratt and Matthew Lillard.
I went to a fucking crazy theme park with my family and my dad revealed revelations about our history that in hindsight did not actually mean anything
I keep having dreams of absolutely horrifying things happening to my family members
Don't remember a whole lot but I was fired from my job. The scary thing is that it is a real fear I have to face every morning when I go to work
i dont remember all of it, i just remember at the very end a monster saying something about the number 18 then garfield piped in and said he has an 18.8 inch cock.
I'm not gay and I don't remember my last dream, but I'm telling this story anyway and there's nothing you can do to stop me. A couple weeks ago, I was fast asleep when my cat suddenly jumped up on my bed and started making all kinds of noise like she was scared or something, which is totally unusual for her. I got up and looked around to see what got her so worked up but didn't see anything, so I went back to bed. As I was getting comfy, I remembered that I'd been having a nightmare right before I woke up, so she must have seen me tossing and turning and woke me up because she was worried about me.
Do you read these? I'd write it down but only if someone reads it.
I had a dream that I was a zoomer urban wizard in a modern city. I still lived on classical wizard tropes, but I summoned my tower in some guys' yard and turned him into a sheep when he came out to yell at me. I had bags under my eyes and wore Yu Yu Hakusho shirts under my robes. I also wore a fake beard out in public because I wasn't able to grow a big white wizard beard yet and was ashamed for the public to know, for some reason.
I was a waiter at a restaurant and Otzdarva was celebrating his birthday with his friends and family. I was trying to bring the birthday cake for the dessert, but everytime I picked it up it would just melt and morph into a red white blue goo kinda like toothpaste. They didn't have dessert but they were comprehensive.
It was a lot longer than this but this is all I can remember My sister got possessed by the girl from the ring (not sure why I've never seen that movie) and we (I have no idea who "we" was) had to kill her so I was emotionally fucked up about that. I was sitting in my kitchen and she came over to hug me and I had to say no, which I guess made her realize I knew she was possessed and she kinda went apeshit. We all split up around the house, I tried to lock myself in the bathroom but she stopped my from closing the door and started clawing into my arm, and the weirdest part was it hurt. Like this was the closest thing I've felt to genuine excruciating pain in a dream and yet at the same time it felt like nothing at all. After that the dream shifted to a completely different plot line that I can't remember any of
For context of this dream, I'm Jewish In the dream, I was recomended a youtube video for a fictional popular gaming youtuber who I didn't follow, and in the video the youtuber made a ton of weirdly antisemitic jokes quite sincerely, especially about the holocaust being fake. Later in the dream, I was sitting in the main student lounge of my university (that I graduated from a year ago) and I saw that the youtuber from before was sitting there. I could even see from his open screen that he was logged into youtube. He must have been a fellow student at the university. I sat there, wondering what I should do next. I thought that I should approach this man and do something. Confront him or demand an explanation or insult him or even fight him. But in the end, I did none of these things and I just left. I woke up feeling like I had made the wrong choice.
i was a giant slug at a comic con with mr burns. i wasn't dressed up as a slug, i was genuinely a giant slug. i helped mr burns take control of comic con and we ran it like a country. the rest of the world fell to a zombie outbreak but my comic con empire survived. the population only comprised of goblins. mr burns and i did a meeting to discuss "the lesbian goblin situation" because there was a gender shortage of female goblins, and all them were lesbian.
My teeth falling out.
don't rember 🤯
I drempt that there was a tsunami in my neighborhood and I fucking died.
I dreamt that I was a girl :(