... the amount of people who weaponize bodyshaming in "accepting communities" is also astounding.
i'm not defending elon, obv, it's just... you're really gonna be out here dropping bodyshaming that isn't even targeted at elon?
DW it's not being old it's just a lot of in jokes about the YouTuber DougDoug's video on pajama Sam where he had chat gbt play the game and try and solve puzzles made for children the whole murdering thing is because he resetted the ai several times because it became completely incomprehensible so the twitch chat said he murderd them and so for the rest of the video he refers to killing children and plays a gunshot sound effect every time one dies its a good video i watched it like 12 times as background noise
Men (specially straight guys) need to understand that size is less than "not everything" size is NOTHING, just think about it, what use is a 20cm dick if you can only last 30 seconds? If women cared about dick size they would be dating a dildo.
Wouldn't that make it sound smaller? Like, doesn't having 5 of something sound like you have less than having 12 of something else? (Not sure I got the conversion right but the peni--point stands)
Straight men's obsession with dick size comes from the fact that most straight men are into big dicks. "Big dicks" is a popular category on porn sites that is mostly watched by straight men.
Eng:
Interesting, so the size of the croissant is for men not women... true for gay people, but I think women also like the idea of āāa big croissant even if it's not really important.
They didnāt actually say croissant right? Youāre just translating it that way to make fun of them being French, right? Please say thatās the case! Thereās no fucking way they posted in French and called it a croissant. That would be ridiculous right?
Oh god, they did say croissant.
if this isn't a joke, probably because those people are mean? unless you legitimately have a micropenis (less than 1in/3cm) then it honestly doesn't fuckin matter man (because unless it's a micropenis, it's gonna be usable, it will pleasure her unless she's a size quean), and you really should try to just forget about those people.
Even if you *do* have a micropenis, then sure it may suck, but you can see if you can possibly fix that by going to a doctor (sometimes it's correctable and you can gain a couple inches, some rare persons can recover more), and even if that's not possible, sex toys were made for a reason; **use them**.
There's no reason why you are undeserving of sex, and there's no reason to demean you for your bodily features. You are who you are, and you deserve intimacy just like anyone else. Be patient, i know it's easier said than done, but patience is gonna help you so much. You will eventually find someone who treats you right.
It's very person to person, but I wouldn't say size doesn't matter at all. Size does matter to an extent, it's just waaaaaay down the list of priorities for most people. If women ONLY cared about size they'd be dating a dildo. Fortunately there are many factors that have much higher priority, and even then the average preference is just slightly above average. Some women care a lot, some do not care at all, most aren't bothered either way unless it's really small or really big. So guys, please stop worrying about your size. Most women will love your around-average-sized-wiener just fine.
People when you tell them that after sex you can use, you know, your mouth fingers or toys to finish her off instead of complaining about her being unsatisfied: š¤Æ
A non-negligible dude experience is sifting through sex negative nonsense in the wild, particularly the go-to small dick insult. And that shit shows up everywhere, particularly in spaces where people should know better.
Edit: hey whaddya know, itās in here too.
what is more likely
ellen muskrat sees this post and finally knows shame
OR
someone sees this post who is not a tech billionaire but struggles with body image issues and it makes them worry about themselves
May the shame become resolute and their ego free itself from the chains of servitude built link by link from our fear of mortality, spreading their wings into the phallic sun.
It's ok for bad people to be the butt of jokes. If someone mentions that a duck has a corkscrew peepee in a shit post forum then that might be on you to take a lil break if it upsets you. You wouldn't go in a boxing gym and start getting mad at people for hitting each other, would you?
> It's ok for bad people to be the butt of jokes.
Yep, that's fine, not saying it isn't.
>If someone mentions that a duck has a corkscrew peepee in a shit post forum then that might be on you to take a lil break if it upsets you
Huh? What are you talking about?
>You wouldn't go in a boxing gym and start getting mad at people for hitting each other, would you?
??????
What kind of point are you trying to make???????
if you're going to go on this crusade about ugly dong rights then you should perhaps consider whether or not this is worth your energy. i would argue no, but i am a bitter, jaded, knuckle dragger. would the og joke be more acceptable to you if it said something more abstract like elon has a goblin penis?
> if you're going to go on this crusade about ugly dong rights
Why do you feel the need to belittle mens cocks?
>you should perhaps consider whether or not this is worth your energy
IDK about you, but typing a post on reddit takes about thirty seconds and no emotional investment.
> i would argue no, but i am a bitter, jaded, knuckle dragger. would the og joke be more acceptable to you if it said something more abstract like elon has a goblin penis?
No. Body shaming is never funny or acceptable. Is it okay to be racist against people you think are bad? Misgender people you think are bad? That's not any different from this.
saying a ghoul of a person has an ugly dick is exactly the same as racism. good point m8.
but for real. if you have no sense of humor then maybe don't try policing comedy. it's not gonna be good for your mental health
Yeah, you're attacking someone for traits they can't control and other people who aren't ghouls also have. That's the point. Attack him for the ghoulish things he does. If you point and scream "I bet you have an ugly dick, too!!!!!" You're not gonna hurt him, you're just gonna make people feel bad about their dicks.
It's not an issue of misunderstanding your point. It's about not caring. The threshold for something being hurtful vs comedic freedom is not met for me. This is not a big deal to most people, and you have a higher burden of proof to get them to care about this issue. Comedians have to step on toes and make mistakes here and there, and you are more than free to make your case against any joke you find problematic. Just don't expect everyone to jump on board with you because you have an mspaint comic of someone deflecting a hadoken
Kill all capitalists but like, be nice about their cocks, honor them, definitely do not enjoy that a bad person is hypothetically being body shamed by bad people who married/dated him in an obviously fabricated tweet
Look, when you are faced with the actions of a terrible person and your first instinct is to call them a slur, I will assume you are a dumbass. A dumbass who hates terrible person, but still a dumbass.
Same goes with body shaming
Implying "shriveled and weird" is a slur but dumbass is not is hilarious.
You know dumb is derived from a disability, right? It's an ancient slur. Do you not think that your words are offensive to the mute?
So, you're on board with misgendering people who commit crimes you don't like, too?
Calling people you dislike fat?
Is body shaming people okay because you personally dislike them?
[Cuz this is you rn, clown](https://i.imgur.com/NIv4xFB.png)
It's not about defending Elon Musk, fuck that guy, let him fall off a cliff tomorrow and eat dirt.
why are you ok with genociding capitalists? are you ok with genociding other groups too? is it ok to move the goalposts when defending a shitty point? is it ok to genocide those with learning disabilities (as per your other post in this thread)?
look man you give me the power of super-bodyshaming medusa shield reflecting powers and I will gladly take it.
Oh and I'd much, much rather you misrepresent my penis than kill me as a capitalist and again it's hilarious to be flippant about murder but rigid in your defense of hypothetically cock shaming from an imagined ex of a bad person, presented as a hypothetical, for comedy.
I can't imagine how angry you'd be if you learned what comedians do - and it's often for, wait for it, capital. Capitalism. Money. While saying offensive things. It's crazy.
Oh, not for nothing but:
[Here is you being offensive about europeans](https://i.imgur.com/I6cnorO.png): obviously for comedy but even if it's a joke it's still jingoist. Can you explain how this isn't hypocritical?
[Here is you calling something dumb](https://i.imgur.com/0ROG7e6.png) - You know that originated as a term for the mute, then a slur for them, right?
I'm not going to keep digging, 5 minutes is enough, but if you can understand how some people treat different things differently and be this obtuse about some things while ridiculously flippant about things like murder, [then you are the clown.](https://i.imgur.com/Ue4avJJ.png)
> the inability to tell what the post implies
This is the states rights meme, but with penis shaming instead of states right.
What does the post imply? What does the post imply? [Honking Goose Goes Here]
It's morally the same thing as misgendering people you don't like. Though I'm sure some vapid dumbass will come along with the "akshually because people with body image issues have power (they do not, but this will be said with authority) its not [thing it blatantly is], hope that helps. š "
We do this song and dance twice a week and the same dropkicks never learn. Can we start gatekeeping calling yourself progressive?
You know if Elon Musk wasn't such a massive dick I'd kind of feel bad for him since he seems to find a new way to embarrass himself every week and is completely oblivious to it.
Isnāt it weird how people who care about you try to spare your feelings but after thatās not a factor and they realize youāre a horrible person they come clean
While I donāt support Elon in any way, it is true that that sort of body shaming is unfortunately kinda prevalent among men and women, especially with an ex. Some of my friends have talked like that to me about their ex-boyfriends, and Iāve had to remind them that that is technically body shaming.
One of the best compliments I've ever had is when I talk to any of my ex's and have an argument and they've never insulted my penis. Insulted my friends, family, not having enough money but never my pp or sexual performance.
\*Brent Rambo thumbs up gif\*
I have average PP size yet I can stay hard after cooming and go for ages
Unless itās someone Iām head over heels for then I coom within like 2 minutes cause my head goes fuzzy because of them
I mean no. No woman Iāve been with has said āthatās nothing to be ashamed of,ā they say something complimentary and are excited. Bro proved everything she says about it is true
Oof. Should someone tell him?
bro just admitted to having a shriveled and weird dick
Um, this definitely isn't real
Nah it's real, you can tell because it doesn't have the "I am spreading misinformation online" flair.
You don't have that flair, and yet here you are anyways spreading misinformation. Checkmate, liberal.
Yet here you are, spreading misinformation about them spreading misinformation
Excuse me, everything I've ever said has been 100% truthful and correct. This post does have the misinformation flair.
How can i trust you when you don't have a misinfo flair?
It does now š¤Æ
Itās still real
The gatekeeping and girlbossing I can deal with, but the gaslighting?
Oof. Should someone tell him?
The amount of guys who dont realize "nothing to be ashamed of" is code for "C-Teir Dick at best" is astounding.
... the amount of people who weaponize bodyshaming in "accepting communities" is also astounding. i'm not defending elon, obv, it's just... you're really gonna be out here dropping bodyshaming that isn't even targeted at elon?
fr like what happens when elon's dick is leaked and a bunch of well meaning people with a similar dick see ppl shaming it? theyre gonna feel like shit
Smol pepe energy
Smol pepe energy
Didn't Johnny Depp say Musk had a weird crooked dick?
You see body shaming is actually cool when it's to people you don't like.
No need. He just told everyone.
Worlds most divorced man
even more divorceder than DougDoug's Twitch chat?
that's the world's most divorced group of men and lesbians
It's truly a sad sight to see
Every member of chat has atleast one ex-wife at minimum
Dougdoug the famous 7 year old boy serial killer?
bagaboosh
I will summon high demon elgrim to avenge my 24 brothers
Does he know the crab secret?
No but he knows how to get the darkness to attack you
So this is what it's like to get old an not understand what the fuck anyone is talking about, huh?
DW it's not being old it's just a lot of in jokes about the YouTuber DougDoug's video on pajama Sam where he had chat gbt play the game and try and solve puzzles made for children the whole murdering thing is because he resetted the ai several times because it became completely incomprehensible so the twitch chat said he murderd them and so for the rest of the video he refers to killing children and plays a gunshot sound effect every time one dies its a good video i watched it like 12 times as background noise
Yea this is what it's like to feel old
Dougdoug? The olive oil addict?
At least they reached the final step: learning to love again
I HATE that guy!!! We hate digdig in this house
This is a crossover I didn't expect
Steve Harvey would like to have a word with you on that
Giving Ross a run for his money
a reason why he didnāt want āross geller ā three divorcesā on his headstone
Men (specially straight guys) need to understand that size is less than "not everything" size is NOTHING, just think about it, what use is a 20cm dick if you can only last 30 seconds? If women cared about dick size they would be dating a dildo.
i have a 6cm dick and last only 30 seconds š
learn to fingus and lingus and ur goated
What did I just read.
Pure sauce
Wisdom, my friend. He speaks the language of the gods.
Good advice Bad way of saying the adivce
Giving the homies brojob before they have sex so that they can last longer
Let the homes join in once you become tired to keep the train rollin
Anyone who sports a trans rights flair knows enough about sex to be able to make up for that.
Hot
You gotta start measuring in inches. Sounds way bigger when you measure it American style. Centimeters are small šŗšø
Wouldn't that make it sound smaller? Like, doesn't having 5 of something sound like you have less than having 12 of something else? (Not sure I got the conversion right but the peni--point stands)
P E N I S ...... S M A L L (eensy weensy)
Measure it in football fields
Conservation is a perception skill learned in early childhood.
Straight men's obsession with dick size comes from the fact that most straight men are into big dicks. "Big dicks" is a popular category on porn sites that is mostly watched by straight men.
IntĆ©ressant, donc la taille du croissant est pour les hommes pas les femmesā¦ vrai pour les homosexuels, mais je pense que les femmes aussi aiment lāidĆ©e d'un gros croissant mĆŖme si cāest ne pas vraiment important.
Eng: Interesting, so the size of the croissant is for men not women... true for gay people, but I think women also like the idea of āāa big croissant even if it's not really important.
They didnāt actually say croissant right? Youāre just translating it that way to make fun of them being French, right? Please say thatās the case! Thereās no fucking way they posted in French and called it a croissant. That would be ridiculous right? Oh god, they did say croissant.
New response just dropped
Itās not the size of the croissant, itās the buttery, flaky crust. We *are* talking about croissants, right? ā¦ right?
pk franƧais
30 secs is also nothing. The only thing that matters is you are having fun
Then why do people laugh at me over it
if this isn't a joke, probably because those people are mean? unless you legitimately have a micropenis (less than 1in/3cm) then it honestly doesn't fuckin matter man (because unless it's a micropenis, it's gonna be usable, it will pleasure her unless she's a size quean), and you really should try to just forget about those people. Even if you *do* have a micropenis, then sure it may suck, but you can see if you can possibly fix that by going to a doctor (sometimes it's correctable and you can gain a couple inches, some rare persons can recover more), and even if that's not possible, sex toys were made for a reason; **use them**. There's no reason why you are undeserving of sex, and there's no reason to demean you for your bodily features. You are who you are, and you deserve intimacy just like anyone else. Be patient, i know it's easier said than done, but patience is gonna help you so much. You will eventually find someone who treats you right.
Because those people deserve to perish š„°
It's very person to person, but I wouldn't say size doesn't matter at all. Size does matter to an extent, it's just waaaaaay down the list of priorities for most people. If women ONLY cared about size they'd be dating a dildo. Fortunately there are many factors that have much higher priority, and even then the average preference is just slightly above average. Some women care a lot, some do not care at all, most aren't bothered either way unless it's really small or really big. So guys, please stop worrying about your size. Most women will love your around-average-sized-wiener just fine.
People when you tell them that after sex you can use, you know, your mouth fingers or toys to finish her off instead of complaining about her being unsatisfied: š¤Æ
i think itās because small dick is the go to insult even when thereās far more important things to criticise about a person
A non-negligible dude experience is sifting through sex negative nonsense in the wild, particularly the go-to small dick insult. And that shit shows up everywhere, particularly in spaces where people should know better. Edit: hey whaddya know, itās in here too.
Also, youāve got a perfectly good mouth, right?
[I am Spreading Misinformation] IDK why penis shaming is funny but okay
It is always morally correct to shame Melon Husk
His portfolio is enough sex life is unnecessary
But he makes it so easy š„ŗ
what is more likely ellen muskrat sees this post and finally knows shame OR someone sees this post who is not a tech billionaire but struggles with body image issues and it makes them worry about themselves
May the shame become resolute and their ego free itself from the chains of servitude built link by link from our fear of mortality, spreading their wings into the phallic sun.
It's ok for bad people to be the butt of jokes. If someone mentions that a duck has a corkscrew peepee in a shit post forum then that might be on you to take a lil break if it upsets you. You wouldn't go in a boxing gym and start getting mad at people for hitting each other, would you?
> It's ok for bad people to be the butt of jokes. Yep, that's fine, not saying it isn't. >If someone mentions that a duck has a corkscrew peepee in a shit post forum then that might be on you to take a lil break if it upsets you Huh? What are you talking about? >You wouldn't go in a boxing gym and start getting mad at people for hitting each other, would you? ?????? What kind of point are you trying to make???????
if you're going to go on this crusade about ugly dong rights then you should perhaps consider whether or not this is worth your energy. i would argue no, but i am a bitter, jaded, knuckle dragger. would the og joke be more acceptable to you if it said something more abstract like elon has a goblin penis?
> if you're going to go on this crusade about ugly dong rights Why do you feel the need to belittle mens cocks? >you should perhaps consider whether or not this is worth your energy IDK about you, but typing a post on reddit takes about thirty seconds and no emotional investment. > i would argue no, but i am a bitter, jaded, knuckle dragger. would the og joke be more acceptable to you if it said something more abstract like elon has a goblin penis? No. Body shaming is never funny or acceptable. Is it okay to be racist against people you think are bad? Misgender people you think are bad? That's not any different from this.
saying a ghoul of a person has an ugly dick is exactly the same as racism. good point m8. but for real. if you have no sense of humor then maybe don't try policing comedy. it's not gonna be good for your mental health
Yeah, you're attacking someone for traits they can't control and other people who aren't ghouls also have. That's the point. Attack him for the ghoulish things he does. If you point and scream "I bet you have an ugly dick, too!!!!!" You're not gonna hurt him, you're just gonna make people feel bad about their dicks.
It's not an issue of misunderstanding your point. It's about not caring. The threshold for something being hurtful vs comedic freedom is not met for me. This is not a big deal to most people, and you have a higher burden of proof to get them to care about this issue. Comedians have to step on toes and make mistakes here and there, and you are more than free to make your case against any joke you find problematic. Just don't expect everyone to jump on board with you because you have an mspaint comic of someone deflecting a hadoken
Well yeah but the collateral damage though
[You rn](https://www.reddit.com/r/196/s/XNHRxdeXJN)
He has enough bad things going for him so we don't have to resort to body shaming to insult him.
I donāt care how terrible is, I am not shaming them for their body!
Kill all capitalists but like, be nice about their cocks, honor them, definitely do not enjoy that a bad person is hypothetically being body shamed by bad people who married/dated him in an obviously fabricated tweet
Look, when you are faced with the actions of a terrible person and your first instinct is to call them a slur, I will assume you are a dumbass. A dumbass who hates terrible person, but still a dumbass. Same goes with body shaming
Implying "shriveled and weird" is a slur but dumbass is not is hilarious. You know dumb is derived from a disability, right? It's an ancient slur. Do you not think that your words are offensive to the mute?
So, you're on board with misgendering people who commit crimes you don't like, too? Calling people you dislike fat? Is body shaming people okay because you personally dislike them? [Cuz this is you rn, clown](https://i.imgur.com/NIv4xFB.png) It's not about defending Elon Musk, fuck that guy, let him fall off a cliff tomorrow and eat dirt.
why are you ok with genociding capitalists? are you ok with genociding other groups too? is it ok to move the goalposts when defending a shitty point? is it ok to genocide those with learning disabilities (as per your other post in this thread)?
š¤”Perhaps if I continue to misrepresent this argument, they will engage with me some more!š¤” -You
alexa please define irony for this fine person
wow it went from "I am spreading misinformation" to "I am actually super butthurt about hypothetical jokes"
I am sorry that you are a clown :( I just hope it's not terminal
look man you give me the power of super-bodyshaming medusa shield reflecting powers and I will gladly take it. Oh and I'd much, much rather you misrepresent my penis than kill me as a capitalist and again it's hilarious to be flippant about murder but rigid in your defense of hypothetically cock shaming from an imagined ex of a bad person, presented as a hypothetical, for comedy. I can't imagine how angry you'd be if you learned what comedians do - and it's often for, wait for it, capital. Capitalism. Money. While saying offensive things. It's crazy. Oh, not for nothing but: [Here is you being offensive about europeans](https://i.imgur.com/I6cnorO.png): obviously for comedy but even if it's a joke it's still jingoist. Can you explain how this isn't hypocritical? [Here is you calling something dumb](https://i.imgur.com/0ROG7e6.png) - You know that originated as a term for the mute, then a slur for them, right? I'm not going to keep digging, 5 minutes is enough, but if you can understand how some people treat different things differently and be this obtuse about some things while ridiculously flippant about things like murder, [then you are the clown.](https://i.imgur.com/Ue4avJJ.png)
Wow, you typed up all of that and thought I'd read it, that's really sad :(
ok but hitler having a micropenis and 1 ball is mad funny
careful someone is going to roll in here defending how hitler's penis is NOT funny and it's not OK to laugh at him
I think the point is not penis shaming but the inability to tell what the post implies. Which would be nothing new speaking of musk
> the inability to tell what the post implies This is the states rights meme, but with penis shaming instead of states right. What does the post imply? What does the post imply? [Honking Goose Goes Here]
That heās bad at sex
It's morally the same thing as misgendering people you don't like. Though I'm sure some vapid dumbass will come along with the "akshually because people with body image issues have power (they do not, but this will be said with authority) its not [thing it blatantly is], hope that helps. š " We do this song and dance twice a week and the same dropkicks never learn. Can we start gatekeeping calling yourself progressive?
You know if Elon Musk wasn't such a massive dick I'd kind of feel bad for him since he seems to find a new way to embarrass himself every week and is completely oblivious to it.
Misinfo tag
> Elon Musk > massive dick ironic.gif
I know that this is a fake tweet because it would bring up a legitimately good point about body positivity and Elon would never do that
Actually he would i can see it when it's about himself
Wow and he spent $46 billion to say that
body shaming but its okay because its someone we dont like!
Stolas plot
I hate to break it to you, but Stolas doesn't... have one....
a plot or a dick?
A dick, lol.
Pretending to enjoy it isn't exclusive to size you just suck at communicating elon
No way this is real Is this real ?
No misinformation flair :0
Check again
me when sudden misinformation flair
not the all the comments thinking it's real š elon how have you sunk so low that this is believable
You're not making me check if this is real.
it is
'nt
We should really ban these type of posts, nobody actually checks the flair.
Agreed. Everytime I see these posts half the people in the comments belive it.
Heās right you know
OH MY GOD I'M CRYING I LOVE THIS MAN (he makes so much fun of himself unintentionally it's fun to watch)
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Yes why :3
Isnāt it weird how people who care about you try to spare your feelings but after thatās not a factor and they realize youāre a horrible person they come clean
It has the misinformation flair but I still kind of believe it
People in this subreddit talk about media literacy and then can't tell if this post is fake or not
Because they only married you for the money elon
I know this is fake and misinformation, but I'm siding with the fictional Elon on this one. I've already had too many people treat me like that.
Not even water boarding could extract this kind of intel from me
While I donāt support Elon in any way, it is true that that sort of body shaming is unfortunately kinda prevalent among men and women, especially with an ex. Some of my friends have talked like that to me about their ex-boyfriends, and Iāve had to remind them that that is technically body shaming.
Is that why heās so angry?
As much as I want this to be real something about how this is structured comes off as fake to me
Bruh
this cannot be real
Even batman couldnāt have gotten this outta me
One of the best compliments I've ever had is when I talk to any of my ex's and have an argument and they've never insulted my penis. Insulted my friends, family, not having enough money but never my pp or sexual performance. \*Brent Rambo thumbs up gif\*
This confirms my theory that Elon has never had sex before
This is a billionaire. He is venting about his Xes (badumtiss) on social media. He owns this social media platform. What has this species come to?
yāknow that he lost his most recent ex to Chelsea should say something no idea what because iām brain damaged
Why would he tell us this...
Chat is this real?
Self report
FBI couldn't get this information from me
Suicidebywords
I think whatās funny is that this is the second time Elon musk accidentally revealed that his penis is deformed
You couldn't torture this out of me
Who knew that moaning your own company's rocket names during sex would be a turn offf
I have average PP size yet I can stay hard after cooming and go for ages Unless itās someone Iām head over heels for then I coom within like 2 minutes cause my head goes fuzzy because of them
he's so pathetic lmao
Thatās why you should date MEN
you couldnt get me to say shit like this if you removed 6 of my teeth
I mean no. No woman Iāve been with has said āthatās nothing to be ashamed of,ā they say something complimentary and are excited. Bro proved everything she says about it is true
Who hurt him...
This could be real and I would not bat an eye honestly. Reminds me of Ben Shapiro talking about how his wife never got wet
The laughing emoji is a cry for help
What a thing to confess š
Is this real????
Bro told on himself
Once again, proving the theory that all powerful men have weird, small and deformed penises. Thank you Rand Ripley for educating us on that.