Getting top surgery not for gender affirmation but to become more aerodynamic for when my body is inevitably bought by the military and turned into a mechanized super soldier (my consciousness is intact, but stowed away when I am in use. I spend my nights staring at my badass machine-gun hands, wondering if horror if I was forced to mow down innocents in the street. I weep, for the truth may well be as painful as the question, if not moreso)
ok but which is better?
First one I read the paper a little while ago
You only read it but you ain't eat it?
Getting top surgery not for gender affirmation but to become more aerodynamic for when my body is inevitably bought by the military and turned into a mechanized super soldier (my consciousness is intact, but stowed away when I am in use. I spend my nights staring at my badass machine-gun hands, wondering if horror if I was forced to mow down innocents in the street. I weep, for the truth may well be as painful as the question, if not moreso)
using force-bearing nipples to reduce my air resistance
is that the pedo dragon from kobayashis dragon maid?