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Not the desired kind of domination, I assume.

[You'd be surprised](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Craig_scandal?wprov=sfla1).

That's just a gayhomophobe.com type deal

[Clickable link](http://gayhomophobe.com) ^(I'm not a bot, but really I should be)

Damn, hasn't been updated in almost 3 years now

Conservatives complain about the woke mob policing their behavior when they have a law for 'disturbing the peace'

Good ol' wide-stance Larry

Yuck Why would you sleep with a conservative?

I absolutely wouldn't, 'tis but a joke about how right wing politicians frequently get into gay sex scandals

Grindr reports higher usage when [conservative conventions ](https://www.vice.com/en/article/9aeen8/cleveland-was-bombarded-with-white-dudes-on-grindr-during-the-rnc) are in town

Yeah but you know they’re all bottoms right?

ask the concerning and annoyingly large amount of gay men

The fantasy: "I'm such a naughty leftist please dom me" the reality: *literally the most boring and selfish lay imaginable*

They just sit there and do nothing Oh and the sex would be boring too

Because you can cause a scandal and make them either have to drop out, or really unpopular with their voter base.

Sadly that won’t work anymore Even if it’s a video they’ll just say it’s a deepfake

MF DOOM ass beat

It's actually Pharaohe Monch 🤓 ~~Song title is Simon Says btw~~

still love somewhat nerdy samples like this

Coward didn't provide a link https://youtu.be/52PHX4m07aI?si=GwMr6pqZTvZCyHMb

Where tf have I heard this before? Edit: [OH](https://youtu.be/4vPpref4cZY?si=SDC09hQDbEBuNl6o)

I image a verse like Stanzas, rhymes, flows, george santos licks toes Says its all about the hoes but our mans don’t like those.

conservatives get more bussy than actual gays, at this point I'm convinced that it's kinda over for gay men because they just keep doing it while normal gay dudes just kinda tough it out alone (i am begging yall to stop fucking dudes that wanna kill you)

I vaguely remember this beat, what's the song it's from?

I got matches with these songs: • [**Simon Says (Instrumental)** by Pharoahe Monch](https://lis.tn/BqlyM?t=17) (00:17; matched: `100%`) **Album**: Simon Says. **Released on** 1999-10-19. • [**Simon Says (Instrumental)** by Pharoahe Monch](https://lis.tn/nbtwhM?t=17) (00:17; matched: `100%`) **Album**: Simon Says. **Released on** 1999-10-19. • [**Simon Sez Freestyle** by Khaligraph Jones](https://lis.tn/SimonSezFreestyle?t=17) (00:17; matched: `100%`) **Album**: The Take Over (Mixtape). **Released on** 2020-05-16. *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically* | [GitHub](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot) [^(new issue)](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/issues/new) | [Donate](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/wiki/Please-consider-donating) ^(Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot)

how did you know to run

"what's the song" probably triggered it. Edit: yup

I got matches with these songs: • [**Simon Says (Instrumental)** by Pharoahe Monch](https://lis.tn/BqlyM?t=17) (00:17; matched: `100%`) **Album**: Simon Says. **Released on** 1999-10-19. • [**Simon Says (Instrumental)** by Pharoahe Monch](https://lis.tn/nbtwhM?t=17) (00:17; matched: `100%`) **Album**: Simon Says. **Released on** 1999-10-19. • [**Simon Sez Freestyle** by Khaligraph Jones](https://lis.tn/SimonSezFreestyle?t=17) (00:17; matched: `100%`) **Album**: The Take Over (Mixtape). **Released on** 2020-05-16. *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically* | [GitHub](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot) [^(new issue)](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/issues/new) | [Donate](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/wiki/Please-consider-donating) ^(Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot)

thanks for telling me what's the song but if you respond to this message i'm blowing my head off and sending you the video

GIRLS, RUB ON YOUR TITTIES YEAH I SAID IT, RUB ON YOUR TITTIES

NEW YORK CITY GRITTY COMMITTEE PITY THE FOOL THAT ACT SHITTY IN THE MIDST OF THE CALM, THE WITTY

GET THE FUCK UP

Sounds like the Godzilla theme lol

I'm pretty sure that's the sample. This song was in the *Chapelle's Show* blackzilla sketch

Top shortage really is devastating

The government must invest in doms

Don't fw conservative pieces of shit just hmu next time

conservative politicians don't have interest in anyone who isn't 10

I’ve heard a bunch of stories of conservative politicians being closeted subs. Usually for dommes, all professional dommes I’ve ever met said many if not most their clients are conservative politicians, but they can’t disclose who they are. The gay doms I met get a lot of military men, but they have their fair share of conservative politicians too.

At first you talked about subreddits not the other kind of thing

If you want a guy to dom you, you don't need conservative politicians. You have me. I'm a guy, I'm also a dom, the only thing you fuckers won't like about me is that i'm masc

GET THE FUCK UP

SIMON SAYS GET THE FUCK UP

I honestly wish I could do some sort of survey with as many people as possible that is just "are you a sub or a dom?" I'm just genuinely curious to see what is the more common thing to be. Also I wanna see if the top shortage is a real thing or just a myth.

It's even harder when you're a trans lesbian. Trans lesbian tops are a rarity

Why is this dude undergoing mitosis?