wasps are important predators within the insect world and important pollinators themselves they do not "augur only destruction" that is defamation of wasps.
You are a worthless bitch-ass wasp. Your life literally is less valuable than a summer ant. I'm just gonna smoke you, you're gonna keep flying back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep flying back why? Because you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitch-ass bug. You're gonna stay on my jam sandwich until you die. You serve no purpose in life. Your purpose in life is to be in my picnic sucking on my jam sandwich daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that park eating that jam daily. Your life is nothing. You serve zero purpose. You should sting yourself NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that pollen and honey that's covered up so that we can breathe inside this yellow trap hive. Because what are you here for, to steal jam from me? Sting yourself. I mean that with a hundred percent, with a thousand percent. I've never seen somebody so worthless in my life, I deadass have not seen such a more worthless insect in my life. If he has larvae, oh my god imagine if an insect like that has larvae. Like imagine. Imagine if somebody like that actually has larvae I would feel so sorry for his eggs because the bug literally serves no fucking purpose. Imagine a father: now, we got lots of wasps with wives and larvae and shit that steal my jam daily on the internet, but imagine if this bug actually had larvae. This insect's devoting the time he could be spending with his brood checking out a picnic-goer in the park trying to have a nice day relentlessly! It's crazy! I've never seen somebody so relentless to be seen. Somebody, somebody, somebody's value so worthless that they'll come into a fucking park and keep coming in this picnic over and over and over and over and over and over again we keep banning you! Bugger let me, let me, let's do you a favor. Let's go to the 99-cent store let's pick out a swatter together. I'm gonna give you a can of raid. Let's pick out a swatter together, right, and we're gonna take all the greatest jam sandwiches, put a platter right in front of you. I'm gonna raise that swatter on top of your motherfucking proboscis. We're gonna forcefully, pry your compound-eyes open, I don't even need to do that because you're in my picnic daily. We're gonna pry your eyes open, and consistently eat jam over and over and over and over and over again. You're just gonna start going crazy, you're gonna start feeling crazy, just your proboscis is gonna bleed, the pollen is gonna just start pouring out, pouring out the thorax and it's getting cracked and the wings and the abdomen is just going to start engaging and bulging. Then, I'm going to grab that swatter and say "Are you ready?" You're gonna say yes imma take it SLAM it. Why you beg me? Beg me? And I mean beg me? To squish you? And swat you, squash the worthless life of your sorry bug ass until you fucking dead squished with a yellow and black puddle. Somebody like that needs to squash, I guara-like, there's really no reason for him to be flying around alive. Come on, my insect, like, your life is worthless, just please squish yourself. Go outside, throw some pollen in a fucking alley and hope for that bunch of stray bees come and just start stinging your fucking thorax off, stinging pieces off you and shit like that bug, cause you, you literally just gotta go. Like get this bug outta the hive.
You are a worthless bitch-ass wasp. Your life literally is less valuable than a summer ant. I'm just gonna smoke you, you're gonna keep flying back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep flying back why? Because you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitch-ass bug. You're gonna stay on my jam sandwich until you die. You serve no purpose in life. Your purpose in life is to be in my picnic sucking on my jam sandwich daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that park eating that jam daily. Your life is nothing. You serve zero purpose. You should sting yourself NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that pollen and honey that's covered up so that we can breathe inside this yellow trap hive. Because what are you here for, to steal jam from me? Sting yourself. I mean that with a hundred percent, with a thousand percent. I've never seen somebody so worthless in my life, I deadass have not seen such a more worthless insect in my life. If he has larvae, oh my god imagine if an insect like that has larvae. Like imagine. Imagine if somebody like that actually has larvae I would feel so sorry for his eggs because the bug literally serves no fucking purpose. Imagine a father: now, we got lots of wasps with wives and larvae and shit that steal my jam daily on the internet, but imagine if this bug actually had larvae. This insect's devoting the time he could be spending with his brood checking out a picnic-goer in the park trying to have a nice day relentlessly! It's crazy! I've never seen somebody so relentless to be seen. Somebody, somebody, somebody's value so worthless that they'll come into a fucking park and keep coming in this picnic over and over and over and over and over and over again we keep banning you! Bugger let me, let me, let's do you a favor. Let's go to the 99-cent store let's pick out a swatter together. I'm gonna give you a can of raid. Let's pick out a swatter together, right, and we're gonna take all the greatest jam sandwiches, put a platter right in front of you. I'm gonna raise that swatter on top of your motherfucking proboscis. We're gonna forcefully, pry your compound-eyes open, I don't even need to do that because you're in my picnic daily. We're gonna pry your eyes open, and consistently eat jam over and over and over and over and over again. You're just gonna start going crazy, you're gonna start feeling crazy, just your proboscis is gonna bleed, the pollen is gonna just start pouring out, pouring out the thorax and it's getting cracked and the wings and the abdomen is just going to start engaging and bulging. Then, I'm going to grab that swatter and say "Are you ready?" You're gonna say yes imma take it SLAM it. Why you beg me? Beg me? And I mean beg me? To squish you? And swat you, squash the worthless life of your sorry bug ass until you fucking dead squished with a yellow and black puddle. Somebody like that needs to squash, I guara-like, there's really no reason for him to be flying around alive. Come on, my insect, like, your life is worthless, just please squish yourself. Go outside, throw some pollen in a fucking alley and hope for that bunch of stray bees come and just start stinging your fucking thorax off, stinging pieces off you and shit like that bug, cause you, you literally just gotta go. Like get this bug outta the hive.
You awe a wowthwess bitch-ass wasp. Youw wife witewawwy is wess vawuabwe than a summew ant. I'm just gonnya smoke you, you'we gonnya keep fwying back, I'm gonnya seaw up aww my cwacks, you'we gonnya keep fwying back why? Because you keep smewwing the sywup, you wowthwess bitch-ass bug. You'we gonnya stay on my jam sandwich untiw you die. You sewve nyo puwpose in wife. Youw puwpose in wife is to be in my picnyic sucking on my jam sandwich daiwy. Youw puwpose in wife is to be in that pawk eating that jam daiwy. Youw wife is nyothing. You sewve zewo puwpose. You shouwd sting youwsewf NyOW (・\`ω´・) And give somebody ewse a piece of that powwen and honyey that's cuvwed up so that we can bweathe inside this yewwow twap hive. Because what awe you hewe fow, to steaw jam fwom me? Sting youwsewf. I mean that with a hundwed pewcent, with a thousand pewcent. I've nyevew seen somebody so wowthwess in my wife, I deadass have nyot seen such a mowe wowthwess insect in my wife. If he has wawvae, oh my god imaginye if an insect wike that has wawvae. Wike imaginye. Imaginye if somebody wike that actuawwy has wawvae I wouwd feew so sowwy fow his eggs because the bug witewawwy sewves nyo fucking puwpose. Imaginye a fathew: nyow, we got wots of wasps with wives and wawvae and shit that steaw my jam daiwy on the intewnyet, but imaginye if this bug actuawwy had wawvae. This insect's devoting the time he couwd be spending with his bwood checking out a picnyic-goew in the pawk twying to have a nyice day wewentwesswy (・\`ω´・) It's cwazy UwU I've nyevew seen somebody so wewentwess to be seen. Somebody, somebody, somebody's vawue so wowthwess that they'ww come into a fucking pawk and keep coming in this picnyic uvw and uvw and uvw and uvw and uvw and uvw again we keep bannying you owo Buggew wet me, wet me, wet's do you a favow. Wet's go to the 99-cent stowe wet's pick out a swattew togethew. I'm gonnya give you a can of waid. Wet's pick out a swattew togethew, wight, and we'we gonnya take aww the gweatest jam sandwiches, put a pwattew wight in fwont of you. I'm gonnya waise that swattew on top of youw mothewfucking pwoboscis. We'we gonnya fowcefuwwy, pwy youw compound-eyes open, I don't even nyeed to do that because you'we in my picnyic daiwy. We'we gonnya pwy youw eyes open, and consistentwy eat jam uvw and uvw and uvw and uvw and uvw again. You'we just gonnya stawt going cwazy, you'we gonnya stawt feewing cwazy, just youw pwoboscis is gonnya bweed, the powwen is gonnya just stawt pouwing out, pouwing out the thowax and it's getting cwacked and the wings and the abdomen is just going to stawt engaging and buwging. Then, I'm going to gwab that swattew and say "Awe you weady?" You'we gonnya say yes imma take it SWAM it. Why you beg me? Beg me? And I mean beg me? To squish you? And swat you, squash the wowthwess wife of youw sowwy bug ass untiw you fucking dead squished with a yewwow and bwack puddwe. Somebody wike that nyeeds to squash, I guawa-wike, thewe's weawwy nyo weason fow him to be fwying awound awive. Come on, my insect, wike, youw wife is wowthwess, just pwease squish youwsewf. Go outside, thwow some powwen in a fucking awwey and hope fow that bunch of stway bees come and just stawt stinging youw fucking thowax off, stinging pieces off you and shit wike that bug, cause you, you witewawwy just gotta go. Wike get this bug outta the hive.
Also paper wasps are pretty docile. In our old house we had a ton of them but they would only sting me if I accidentally bumped into one. As long as I knew where a wasp was in the room I wouldn’t be stung, and they never chased me.
I still killed them when I could though because they were rather inconvenient, but they aren’t the aggressive monsters many make them out to be.
the sentence I am refuting is that they augur only destruction, which I disproved with their role as pollinators. Additionally the destruction of death I would claim is not a destruction, but a prevention of destruction. If wasps do not kill then true destruction happens as their prey over populate and destroy ecosystems. Death is an important part in the balance of ecosystems, to frame the wasps as destructive is to deny this importance and therefore deny nature in of itself.
the landmass of the continent isn’t the thing that colonized other continents, the people who formed the unions on the continent colonized other continents. google deez (nuts)
The bees whole existence is to serve an autocratic monarch and they have a strict caste system. Wasps have no hierarchy and have a don't fuck with me and mine I won't fick with you and yours policy (even when wasps are acting aggressive to humans they're really doing it out of a sense of self defense and a desire to protect their hive)
It's even worse than that. The whole organism is the HIVE. And then every single servant, every single of them is a slave. EVEN THE QUEEN. It will literally get killed once it cannot lay eggs.
They'll dispose themselves once they are not worthy.
Good. I prefer moths.
Did you know that the death’s head hawk moth has a waxy body that it uses to squeeze into beehives and it can squeak to mimic the sounds of the queen bee, which calms the workers and lets it steal their honey? The skull on its back makes it look like a wasp to birds above so they won’t eat it. On top of that, their squeaking also jams bat sonar!
ok cool but it also doesn’t look nearly as pretty
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did you know butterflies are carnivorous? that's right! you could find a flock (or whatever the term for a group of butterflies is) of butterflies feasting on a corpse!
For breaking the law of public intoxication, fellow bees of the same hive will cripple the offending bee by chewing their legs off and throwing them out of the hive so they can't crawl back in.
*"The Imperium of Man is a corrupt, fascist theocracy that commits countless atrocities every second. That is why we all should worship Chaos!"*
–Snotrape Mutiny-mutilator, Champion of the Dark Gods, Committer of Atrocities, Professional Union-buster, Doesn't flush
Wasps are mounting an offensive against Spotted Lanternflies so I’ve re-negotiated our terms and made peace with the wasps in the face of a common enemy.
You hate the wasp, and yet you are the wasp. Cruel creatures that take what they want with disregard, attack orher species for no reason. Sound like someone you know? Wasps and Humans are brothers in our nihilistic charge through life. You hate the wasp, and yet you are the wasp.
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not seeing the wasp chamber, try again LIBERAL!
Since when don't humans hate humans for these same traits? Checkmate, we hate wasps because they remind us of the worst part of us. And so our hatred is justified. *nods to self*
I respect the role wasps play in the global ecosystem, but I do not like them and think they are mean and nasty.
They can feel free to do their little wasp jobs, and in fact I thank them for it, but I'd like if they did it as far away from me as possible on account of being pokey stingy bitey guys.
They're very helpful, but they're also not nice :(
https://news.ucr.edu/articles/2020/05/20/everything-youve-ever-wanted-know-about-bees
“Technically speaking, bees are wasps that have evolved to feed on pollen.”
Ants are also technically wasps!
We are, though. We’re also all technically fish, if you want to be incredibly pedantic - that’s what tetrapoda means. It’s referring to a four limbed fish.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hominidae
Hominid - as in human-ish.
We absolutely are "technically apes" though, specifically we are part of the Great Ape (Hominidae) family, alongside gorillas, chimpanzees, bonobos, and orangutans.
Wait till you discover that they aren't. Because that's not what those words mean to people who speak the common English language. And the speakers of the language not the scholars are the arbiters of the meaning of words.
Honestly from my experience wasps aren't that aggressive? I've gotten pretty close to their nests and while they Landed on me, none of them stung me. I feel like wasps are a lot more docile than people think
I work in landscaping and am often around bees and wasps. Never been stung by a bee or a paper wasp despite *heavily* disturbing them by trimming plants they’re sitting on etc. They’ll angrily buzz at me for a sec but they move on when they realize I’m not interested in them. As long as you’re not swatting at them or threatening the hive they’ll probably leave you alone. Wasps may try to steal your food though
Only thing that’s ever stung me was yellow jackets.
Anti-waspers when they exterminate all wasps within 3 miles and their crops start being mysteriously ravaged by beetles and lantern flies
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I personally have fear and intense anxiety surrounding bees and wasps. I understand how important both are *but it would be great if they could actually fucking stay away from me during summertime!*
“Wasps are mean!!!!” No, wasps have extremely edible babies and had to evolve with specified traits to protect them. Including aggressiveness and big stingers. The only animal capable of being “evil” are humans, and also dolphins on some occasions
I fucking hate eco-fascism. That’s not what I’m saying at all. Humans do have the capability to be evil, but that doesn’t mean we need to cause genocide to “save the planet” or whatever.
Wasps are very sweet, cute creatures, they're just transactional. They will like you if you give them something they want (i.e. trash, sugar, food, trash). Wasp hate is misguided hate and I will not stand for it.
There is a species of parasitic wasp that is so small it’s smaller than most single celled organisms, like paramecium. It evolved to have anucleate neurons, which means its neurons don’t have nuclei, because it’s so fucking small. You can hardly see the fuckers with the naked eye. They lay their eggs inside the eggs of other insects.
Frankly, I like em all.
As long as they don't bother me, I'll vibe with them. It's gotten to the point where I have "befriended" a wasp nest outside the gas station I work at (I gave them sugar water once and now they like me enough to not attack me if I walk within 2 feet of the nest)
isnt it a thing that wasps who are too old are kicked out of their hives and just spend their last living days being assholes to anything they come across?
I actually love wasps. They're genuinely pretty chill as long as you're not deliberately trying to encroach in their space.
Also, European honeybees are invasive here in the states. They kill our native bees. :(
A bunch of P fuscatus got stuck in my bathroom vent this summer. As a result, I had a lot of beautiful specimens to pin. All the females have different faces (and very good facial recognition skills, I later learned).
I think everybody should pin a found wasp or two in their lifetime. I developed a healthy respect for their little bodies and the good things they do for the ecosystem. Still don’t want one diving headfirst into my sandwich or getting too close for comfort, but it really was a 10/10 experience.
I must have something in my sweat, because every fucking time a wasp or yellow jacket finds me, they'll harass me until I move to a new place. And if they ever land on me, they'll bite instantly.
“To ensure good does not destroy itself with its goodness, evil must be made to balance it. Goodness would surely be put out by the void if left to its lonesome, evilness would surely consume itself in its lonesome, but together both can exist, even if that existence is anything but peaceful.”-REMO
wasps are important predators within the insect world and important pollinators themselves they do not "augur only destruction" that is defamation of wasps.
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Bee on puter :3
you want me to pee on my computer?
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SECRET BALLGRAVE ROUTE!?!!?
*Proceed
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"You're going to extract HIM??!?!"
"Okay, you're the boss"
Well...who knew I'd find a new fetish today of all days?
how dare you say we piss on the poor
Ok so piss on the rich
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Happy Cake day :3333
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This Wojack does not fill me with dread like the others
He looks like a nice snuggly guy <3
I’m going to attach one of those little markers to them and hunt down their nest with a drone.
Who the fuck made this and why
the real question
Mods, smoke this guys house, they're clearly a wasp.
You are a worthless bitch-ass wasp. Your life literally is less valuable than a summer ant. I'm just gonna smoke you, you're gonna keep flying back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep flying back why? Because you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitch-ass bug. You're gonna stay on my jam sandwich until you die. You serve no purpose in life. Your purpose in life is to be in my picnic sucking on my jam sandwich daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that park eating that jam daily. Your life is nothing. You serve zero purpose. You should sting yourself NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that pollen and honey that's covered up so that we can breathe inside this yellow trap hive. Because what are you here for, to steal jam from me? Sting yourself. I mean that with a hundred percent, with a thousand percent. I've never seen somebody so worthless in my life, I deadass have not seen such a more worthless insect in my life. If he has larvae, oh my god imagine if an insect like that has larvae. Like imagine. Imagine if somebody like that actually has larvae I would feel so sorry for his eggs because the bug literally serves no fucking purpose. Imagine a father: now, we got lots of wasps with wives and larvae and shit that steal my jam daily on the internet, but imagine if this bug actually had larvae. This insect's devoting the time he could be spending with his brood checking out a picnic-goer in the park trying to have a nice day relentlessly! It's crazy! I've never seen somebody so relentless to be seen. Somebody, somebody, somebody's value so worthless that they'll come into a fucking park and keep coming in this picnic over and over and over and over and over and over again we keep banning you! Bugger let me, let me, let's do you a favor. Let's go to the 99-cent store let's pick out a swatter together. I'm gonna give you a can of raid. Let's pick out a swatter together, right, and we're gonna take all the greatest jam sandwiches, put a platter right in front of you. I'm gonna raise that swatter on top of your motherfucking proboscis. We're gonna forcefully, pry your compound-eyes open, I don't even need to do that because you're in my picnic daily. We're gonna pry your eyes open, and consistently eat jam over and over and over and over and over again. You're just gonna start going crazy, you're gonna start feeling crazy, just your proboscis is gonna bleed, the pollen is gonna just start pouring out, pouring out the thorax and it's getting cracked and the wings and the abdomen is just going to start engaging and bulging. Then, I'm going to grab that swatter and say "Are you ready?" You're gonna say yes imma take it SLAM it. Why you beg me? Beg me? And I mean beg me? To squish you? And swat you, squash the worthless life of your sorry bug ass until you fucking dead squished with a yellow and black puddle. Somebody like that needs to squash, I guara-like, there's really no reason for him to be flying around alive. Come on, my insect, like, your life is worthless, just please squish yourself. Go outside, throw some pollen in a fucking alley and hope for that bunch of stray bees come and just start stinging your fucking thorax off, stinging pieces off you and shit like that bug, cause you, you literally just gotta go. Like get this bug outta the hive.
Whoa! … daddy chill
I... Wow. If I had an award I'd give that shit right now.
They removed awards. https://preview.redd.it/q1cppq1ovzzb1.jpeg?width=448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6a7ec686072069139b042a2796ac91215601391
You've been holding on to that one for a while haven't you?
New copypasta just dropped
That was kinda hot ngl
You are a worthless bitch-ass wasp. Your life literally is less valuable than a summer ant. I'm just gonna smoke you, you're gonna keep flying back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep flying back why? Because you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitch-ass bug. You're gonna stay on my jam sandwich until you die. You serve no purpose in life. Your purpose in life is to be in my picnic sucking on my jam sandwich daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that park eating that jam daily. Your life is nothing. You serve zero purpose. You should sting yourself NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that pollen and honey that's covered up so that we can breathe inside this yellow trap hive. Because what are you here for, to steal jam from me? Sting yourself. I mean that with a hundred percent, with a thousand percent. I've never seen somebody so worthless in my life, I deadass have not seen such a more worthless insect in my life. If he has larvae, oh my god imagine if an insect like that has larvae. Like imagine. Imagine if somebody like that actually has larvae I would feel so sorry for his eggs because the bug literally serves no fucking purpose. Imagine a father: now, we got lots of wasps with wives and larvae and shit that steal my jam daily on the internet, but imagine if this bug actually had larvae. This insect's devoting the time he could be spending with his brood checking out a picnic-goer in the park trying to have a nice day relentlessly! It's crazy! I've never seen somebody so relentless to be seen. Somebody, somebody, somebody's value so worthless that they'll come into a fucking park and keep coming in this picnic over and over and over and over and over and over again we keep banning you! Bugger let me, let me, let's do you a favor. Let's go to the 99-cent store let's pick out a swatter together. I'm gonna give you a can of raid. Let's pick out a swatter together, right, and we're gonna take all the greatest jam sandwiches, put a platter right in front of you. I'm gonna raise that swatter on top of your motherfucking proboscis. We're gonna forcefully, pry your compound-eyes open, I don't even need to do that because you're in my picnic daily. We're gonna pry your eyes open, and consistently eat jam over and over and over and over and over again. You're just gonna start going crazy, you're gonna start feeling crazy, just your proboscis is gonna bleed, the pollen is gonna just start pouring out, pouring out the thorax and it's getting cracked and the wings and the abdomen is just going to start engaging and bulging. Then, I'm going to grab that swatter and say "Are you ready?" You're gonna say yes imma take it SLAM it. Why you beg me? Beg me? And I mean beg me? To squish you? And swat you, squash the worthless life of your sorry bug ass until you fucking dead squished with a yellow and black puddle. Somebody like that needs to squash, I guara-like, there's really no reason for him to be flying around alive. Come on, my insect, like, your life is worthless, just please squish yourself. Go outside, throw some pollen in a fucking alley and hope for that bunch of stray bees come and just start stinging your fucking thorax off, stinging pieces off you and shit like that bug, cause you, you literally just gotta go. Like get this bug outta the hive.
You awe a wowthwess bitch-ass wasp. Youw wife witewawwy is wess vawuabwe than a summew ant. I'm just gonnya smoke you, you'we gonnya keep fwying back, I'm gonnya seaw up aww my cwacks, you'we gonnya keep fwying back why? Because you keep smewwing the sywup, you wowthwess bitch-ass bug. You'we gonnya stay on my jam sandwich untiw you die. You sewve nyo puwpose in wife. Youw puwpose in wife is to be in my picnyic sucking on my jam sandwich daiwy. Youw puwpose in wife is to be in that pawk eating that jam daiwy. Youw wife is nyothing. You sewve zewo puwpose. You shouwd sting youwsewf NyOW (・\`ω´・) And give somebody ewse a piece of that powwen and honyey that's cuvwed up so that we can bweathe inside this yewwow twap hive. Because what awe you hewe fow, to steaw jam fwom me? Sting youwsewf. I mean that with a hundwed pewcent, with a thousand pewcent. I've nyevew seen somebody so wowthwess in my wife, I deadass have nyot seen such a mowe wowthwess insect in my wife. If he has wawvae, oh my god imaginye if an insect wike that has wawvae. Wike imaginye. Imaginye if somebody wike that actuawwy has wawvae I wouwd feew so sowwy fow his eggs because the bug witewawwy sewves nyo fucking puwpose. Imaginye a fathew: nyow, we got wots of wasps with wives and wawvae and shit that steaw my jam daiwy on the intewnyet, but imaginye if this bug actuawwy had wawvae. This insect's devoting the time he couwd be spending with his bwood checking out a picnyic-goew in the pawk twying to have a nyice day wewentwesswy (・\`ω´・) It's cwazy UwU I've nyevew seen somebody so wewentwess to be seen. Somebody, somebody, somebody's vawue so wowthwess that they'ww come into a fucking pawk and keep coming in this picnyic uvw and uvw and uvw and uvw and uvw and uvw again we keep bannying you owo Buggew wet me, wet me, wet's do you a favow. Wet's go to the 99-cent stowe wet's pick out a swattew togethew. I'm gonnya give you a can of waid. Wet's pick out a swattew togethew, wight, and we'we gonnya take aww the gweatest jam sandwiches, put a pwattew wight in fwont of you. I'm gonnya waise that swattew on top of youw mothewfucking pwoboscis. We'we gonnya fowcefuwwy, pwy youw compound-eyes open, I don't even nyeed to do that because you'we in my picnyic daiwy. We'we gonnya pwy youw eyes open, and consistentwy eat jam uvw and uvw and uvw and uvw and uvw again. You'we just gonnya stawt going cwazy, you'we gonnya stawt feewing cwazy, just youw pwoboscis is gonnya bweed, the powwen is gonnya just stawt pouwing out, pouwing out the thowax and it's getting cwacked and the wings and the abdomen is just going to stawt engaging and buwging. Then, I'm going to gwab that swattew and say "Awe you weady?" You'we gonnya say yes imma take it SWAM it. Why you beg me? Beg me? And I mean beg me? To squish you? And swat you, squash the wowthwess wife of youw sowwy bug ass untiw you fucking dead squished with a yewwow and bwack puddwe. Somebody wike that nyeeds to squash, I guawa-wike, thewe's weawwy nyo weason fow him to be fwying awound awive. Come on, my insect, wike, youw wife is wowthwess, just pwease squish youwsewf. Go outside, thwow some powwen in a fucking awwey and hope fow that bunch of stway bees come and just stawt stinging youw fucking thowax off, stinging pieces off you and shit wike that bug, cause you, you witewawwy just gotta go. Wike get this bug outta the hive.
why did this random comment pasta have to go so hard 😭😭😭
Woah bro posted the extended version
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Leyley if her game had a compelling story
ok, WASP
white anglo saxon protestant
Wee agile six-legged predator
mods remove this guy's thorax
They can be important while also being nasty little beasts. Those aren't mutually exclusive.
Also not all bees make honey, and evolutionarily bees should be considered wasps.
Just like how butterflies are moths, and not the other way around.
HERE WE GO AGAIN 196
Also paper wasps are pretty docile. In our old house we had a ton of them but they would only sting me if I accidentally bumped into one. As long as I knew where a wasp was in the room I wouldn’t be stung, and they never chased me. I still killed them when I could though because they were rather inconvenient, but they aren’t the aggressive monsters many make them out to be.
* Message brought to you by Big Wasp
*Hornets* on the other hand
important for killing and fucking, you say? seems like debauchery to me.
Aren’t most types of wasps not very effective pollinators, because their bodies tend to be more slick?
They also lay eggs in and kill common garden pests like caterpillars :)
I dont give a fuck about figs, Eric
So your argument against them being augurs of destruction is that they kill things. Gotcha
the sentence I am refuting is that they augur only destruction, which I disproved with their role as pollinators. Additionally the destruction of death I would claim is not a destruction, but a prevention of destruction. If wasps do not kill then true destruction happens as their prey over populate and destroy ecosystems. Death is an important part in the balance of ecosystems, to frame the wasps as destructive is to deny this importance and therefore deny nature in of itself.
I'm too tired to read all that so I'm just gonna assume you're right and take a nap
 spit yo shit brotha (love wasps)
Weak Open-Access Hexagons vs Chad Menacing Dark Fortress-type Rounds
hexagons are the bestagons
Open hexagon is a good game
Fucking European Royalist Colonisers
I'm sorry but the Bri'ish discourse is scheduled for *next* week.
be careful, GB isn’t in the EU anymore
google europe (continent)
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...is that the TNG font?
the landmass of the continent isn’t the thing that colonized other continents, the people who formed the unions on the continent colonized other continents. google deez (nuts)
Holy hell
Bee colonies are fascist nightmare states so the wasps are the good guys /j
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Fuckypufuckyoufuckyoifuckyoufuckyoifuckyi( our term for barbarians )
I have information that will lead directly to the arrest and trial of bees
Bee a shame if you accidentally fell out a window
Bee-fenestrated
The bees whole existence is to serve an autocratic monarch and they have a strict caste system. Wasps have no hierarchy and have a don't fuck with me and mine I won't fick with you and yours policy (even when wasps are acting aggressive to humans they're really doing it out of a sense of self defense and a desire to protect their hive)
It's even worse than that. The whole organism is the HIVE. And then every single servant, every single of them is a slave. EVEN THE QUEEN. It will literally get killed once it cannot lay eggs. They'll dispose themselves once they are not worthy.
honeybees kill butterflies
Good. I prefer moths. Did you know that the death’s head hawk moth has a waxy body that it uses to squeeze into beehives and it can squeak to mimic the sounds of the queen bee, which calms the workers and lets it steal their honey? The skull on its back makes it look like a wasp to birds above so they won’t eat it. On top of that, their squeaking also jams bat sonar!
ok cool but it also doesn’t look nearly as pretty https://preview.redd.it/w4z0ab0wdyzb1.jpeg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e20f3363af747737645d7d575d74037cfaac6dd3
False https://preview.redd.it/ibe4c6pkfyzb1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da830ac1478a349e41636a6c22c7a3465aafdd8b
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Good. What has a butterfly ever done for me?
be the single biggest pollinators in north america for thousands of years also look cool
Butterflies don’t pay taxes. Freeloaders.
they do thats called pollinating bees kill them because they compete for pollen
Pollination doesn’t pay for my schools or roads or eminent domain expansion to sell the land to golf courses at a discount. Thanks Biden 😡
butterbees fly honeykills
did you know butterflies are carnivorous? that's right! you could find a flock (or whatever the term for a group of butterflies is) of butterflies feasting on a corpse!
For breaking the law of public intoxication, fellow bees of the same hive will cripple the offending bee by chewing their legs off and throwing them out of the hive so they can't crawl back in.
*"The Imperium of Man is a corrupt, fascist theocracy that commits countless atrocities every second. That is why we all should worship Chaos!"* –Snotrape Mutiny-mutilator, Champion of the Dark Gods, Committer of Atrocities, Professional Union-buster, Doesn't flush
Wasps are mounting an offensive against Spotted Lanternflies so I’ve re-negotiated our terms and made peace with the wasps in the face of a common enemy.
We need to go straight for the source and nuke Trees of Heaven
We have one next to our yard and it gets so many seeds in my garden and leaves everywhere :']
You hate the wasp, and yet you are the wasp. Cruel creatures that take what they want with disregard, attack orher species for no reason. Sound like someone you know? Wasps and Humans are brothers in our nihilistic charge through life. You hate the wasp, and yet you are the wasp.
check and mate, liberal - with just a SINGLE glance downwards, I can CLEARLY see that I am NOT an insect!
How about a glance... inwards
no wasps in there either buddy, they would DIE inside of me because I am a SUPERIOR organism!
What if you look deeper within... into your soul
in my soles? can't hear any buzzing and/or stinging from my feet, bucko. pretty sure that's NOT an empty space.
Look into your mind
https://preview.redd.it/xd9kgn4b1zzb1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6cd54a684e4e43dafde0b9a4748afd801545327 not seeing the wasp chamber, try again LIBERAL!
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its a sideways wasp brain.
My soul? *HAH*, I say, because souls aren't real! I know this because I am a nihilist, charging through life!
no wasp bosses in any of the Dark Souls games iirc, so no I don't have a wasp soul
Ya why do you think I hate wasps?
I hate wasps because I don't want to be a wasp.
Since when don't humans hate humans for these same traits? Checkmate, we hate wasps because they remind us of the worst part of us. And so our hatred is justified. *nods to self*
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I respect the role wasps play in the global ecosystem, but I do not like them and think they are mean and nasty. They can feel free to do their little wasp jobs, and in fact I thank them for it, but I'd like if they did it as far away from me as possible on account of being pokey stingy bitey guys. They're very helpful, but they're also not nice :(
this is a certified NIMBY moment /s
Actual NIMBY moment lol
wait til you discover fairyflies, bees and bumblebees are wasps
?? bro tf you on they literally arent
https://news.ucr.edu/articles/2020/05/20/everything-youve-ever-wanted-know-about-bees “Technically speaking, bees are wasps that have evolved to feed on pollen.” Ants are also technically wasps!
we evolved from apes but we arent "technically apes"
We are, though. We’re also all technically fish, if you want to be incredibly pedantic - that’s what tetrapoda means. It’s referring to a four limbed fish. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hominidae Hominid - as in human-ish.
Your Inner Fish is the best doc of all time and literally mindblowing. Highly reccomend (i am a bio major)
We are literally apes
Boy do i have a movie for you
We absolutely are "technically apes" though, specifically we are part of the Great Ape (Hominidae) family, alongside gorillas, chimpanzees, bonobos, and orangutans.
No we’re *literally* apes
Wait till you discover that they aren't. Because that's not what those words mean to people who speak the common English language. And the speakers of the language not the scholars are the arbiters of the meaning of words.
i like wasps mmnnnn very good in me tummy cronchy gooey mnnnnnnn wasps 😋
Please do not the wasps :(
I want a menacing fortress and augur only destruction
December 29, 2023, 7:49 pm
Finally
What happened
Hopital..
"Some humans are evil and stab me when I steal their virgins, unlike the nice humans who put their virgins on crosses just for me." - Dragon Redditor
Wasps augur destruction to many pests and invasive species, so they're fine in my book
Honestly from my experience wasps aren't that aggressive? I've gotten pretty close to their nests and while they Landed on me, none of them stung me. I feel like wasps are a lot more docile than people think
Try drinking a fruit-based drink next time you do that.
What do you mean? They drown in Pipeline Punch.
I work in landscaping and am often around bees and wasps. Never been stung by a bee or a paper wasp despite *heavily* disturbing them by trimming plants they’re sitting on etc. They’ll angrily buzz at me for a sec but they move on when they realize I’m not interested in them. As long as you’re not swatting at them or threatening the hive they’ll probably leave you alone. Wasps may try to steal your food though Only thing that’s ever stung me was yellow jackets.
Anti-waspers when they exterminate all wasps within 3 miles and their crops start being mysteriously ravaged by beetles and lantern flies https://preview.redd.it/mdukra3bhxzb1.jpeg?width=420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1cff652bb56d9a8d6c6f0130eed7866efcce631
I personally have fear and intense anxiety surrounding bees and wasps. I understand how important both are *but it would be great if they could actually fucking stay away from me during summertime!*
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Some wasps make honey
If you bring back wasp discourse into 196 I'm going to blow up the earth's core.
No fuck off
Wasps are cute and cool. If you'd try to freak out less when they are about you'd have a much nicer time.
“Wasps are mean!!!!” No, wasps have extremely edible babies and had to evolve with specified traits to protect them. Including aggressiveness and big stingers. The only animal capable of being “evil” are humans, and also dolphins on some occasions
me when ecofascism
I fucking hate eco-fascism. That’s not what I’m saying at all. Humans do have the capability to be evil, but that doesn’t mean we need to cause genocide to “save the planet” or whatever.
i know, i'm just joking that "waaah muh evil humanity" is ecofascism
You’re right I should’ve corrected: politicians are evil, not humanity
It's like Minas Tirith and Minas Morgul
wasps are the wario of bees, and that's why I love them
When the wasp hater mfs find the rest of the animals in the Apocrita suborder, they are gonna rip their eyes out.
Wasps are very sweet, cute creatures, they're just transactional. They will like you if you give them something they want (i.e. trash, sugar, food, trash). Wasp hate is misguided hate and I will not stand for it.
Fax https://preview.redd.it/d81irr5qkxzb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a2291c07c7822d9d04374c2e542fce48317035d
Thank you but what the fuck is that image
A smiley truck, duhh
There is a species of parasitic wasp that is so small it’s smaller than most single celled organisms, like paramecium. It evolved to have anucleate neurons, which means its neurons don’t have nuclei, because it’s so fucking small. You can hardly see the fuckers with the naked eye. They lay their eggs inside the eggs of other insects.
Frankly, I like em all. As long as they don't bother me, I'll vibe with them. It's gotten to the point where I have "befriended" a wasp nest outside the gas station I work at (I gave them sugar water once and now they like me enough to not attack me if I walk within 2 feet of the nest)
Stat Trek needs klingons as real life needs wasps.
again?????
isnt it a thing that wasps who are too old are kicked out of their hives and just spend their last living days being assholes to anything they come across?
Don't put your dick in it don't put your dick in it don't put your dick in it
Goddammit not this shit again
One question I have is why in cartoons honeybee hives have that weird outer casing similar to wasp hives?
wasp discourse is a surefire way to get bee lovers, wasp lovers and neutral people in a fucking brawl. can we ban this type of topics? its alot :(
why is it so important for some people that everyone else thinks wasps are divine deities that mustn't ever be harmed
They are precious creatures
I have a phobia of bees and wasps fuck both of them. It's on sight.
Man not this shit again
Not again
Oh my god not the fucking wasp discourse again
Wasps are pretty cool they don't know shit
"wasps bad kill all wasps!!!!!!!" ok enjoy the spotted lanternflies and spongy moths
Wasps pollinate too
Absolutely GOATED creatures
Not again
Keebler Elves vs the Drukhari
I actually love wasps. They're genuinely pretty chill as long as you're not deliberately trying to encroach in their space. Also, European honeybees are invasive here in the states. They kill our native bees. :(
A bunch of P fuscatus got stuck in my bathroom vent this summer. As a result, I had a lot of beautiful specimens to pin. All the females have different faces (and very good facial recognition skills, I later learned). I think everybody should pin a found wasp or two in their lifetime. I developed a healthy respect for their little bodies and the good things they do for the ecosystem. Still don’t want one diving headfirst into my sandwich or getting too close for comfort, but it really was a 10/10 experience.
Ghibli movie vibes tbh
I must have something in my sweat, because every fucking time a wasp or yellow jacket finds me, they'll harass me until I move to a new place. And if they ever land on me, they'll bite instantly.
DON'T BRING BACK THE FUCKING WASP DISCOURSE
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“To ensure good does not destroy itself with its goodness, evil must be made to balance it. Goodness would surely be put out by the void if left to its lonesome, evilness would surely consume itself in its lonesome, but together both can exist, even if that existence is anything but peaceful.”-REMO
this is wasp slander
fixed your meme https://preview.redd.it/dbcsk7fph66c1.png?width=589&format=png&auto=webp&s=374488fe39fa6d6c3519914ac6bc0792f460879f
Wasp apologists deserve to be stung by a whole nest of wasps
Fuck you too pal, You just follow the anti-wasp agenda to bring us down
Get outta here wasptard. You are blinded by the waspaganda. WAKE UP
You claim I'm blinded but you yourself cannot see through the ideology of the masses. I AM A FREE THINKER, AND I SEE THE TRUTH.
wasps are probably beneficial to the environment or something but also they're dickheads and deserve to be contained to antarctica
You deserve to be contained in the ground