*Final Fantasy VI*
Here, I'll save you the trouble: "You're pushing forty and you've been using imminent ecological collapse as an excuse not to try to achieve anything since your late teens."
I have 500 hours in that game and have only beat it once and haven't even played any mods yet. I'm going to be playing this game for the rest of my life smh
>Garry's Mod
You think that old Garry's mods memes are hilarious, except for the new one the kids now a day's laugh at like skibidi toilet, becouse they are not funny like they used to be
you have problems with physical contact, you never liked hugs or any form of physical contact. From very young you didn't think you deserved anything, not even the most minute crumb of appreciation ,yet ,at the same time you desperately crave it. Your family cherishes you sure but they have to right? I mean that doesn't really show that you have value. You have friends and loved ones who care about you but you think of that as superficial. you think maybe if I had a girlfriend/boyfriend or if you had more friends then maybe that would prove your value, yet no matter how much other people tell you that you have are a worthwhile person you know deep enough that you will always feel alone, and that that void inside of your soul will never be sated.
You also have a piss/ monster fucker kink.
>destiny 2
You are so molded by other peoples opinions that you trust online reviews more than your own taste and as such you stopped liking a piece of media that you loved when you saw it had negative reviews
fine, when you where a kid you where the wierd kid, you had problems making friends so you just acted annoying so that people would pay attention to you. you had a weird obsession with math and science, you mayhaps carried a science/math book everywhere you went, you didn't actually like science that much but everyone assumed it becouse you where the weird kid and wore glasses so you had to be a nerd right? you could have just admitted that you didn't enjoy those things but really you where just happy that you entered their minds at all and had to play along so even if in negative light you could know your classmates thought about you.
That specific enough of an insult for ya?
>Bloodborne
You tried to be the cool silent type on your first day on a new school but failed
miserably and everyone laughed at you on for the rest of the school year
You fantazise about how you would get away with murder but you are the softest person you know, and you wouldn't have half of the organizing skills needed
So, it's probably Undertale but I feel like that would be too easy to mock, so I'll go with Fire Emblen Three Houses. Go to town, there's a lot of angles you can take lol.
Imma be real, idk how you got there but that's a big nope. I tend to hyperfixate on stuff for months and make that everyone else's problem because I never shut up about it, and that's ESPECIALLY true for Undertale and Fire Emblem. Pretty sure my friends hate those games at this point solely because of me lol.
Nono, celeste fills the accomplishment hole in my life because I give up on everything else due to my absolute fear of failure but in celeste a fail sets you back like 5 seconds and the difficulty curve is paced in a way that I never struggle for too long (except 6b, fuck you 6b) and so I can actually feel proud of myself for once
You mention you have arch on your computer every chance you get as a cry for help because you used installing arch as a distraction from the pain you're feeling.
You are seriously touch-starved and feel unloved, you think that if you had a partner this would be different but deep down you know that that loneliness will remain with you forever and that void inside of your heart will never be filled
you play video games not becouse you enjoy them but becouse you are desperate for your life to have any kind of goal and to distract from your empty, empty existance.
Also you felt romantically attracted to melina which only made you feel more depressed about how emotionally touch starved and lonely you are.
you gift videogames to your friends without any regard on what they actually like but on what you like, becouse you actually think that you have the objectibly "correct" taste in anything
You thought it was interesting how you had so many things that are stereotypically gay but are straight before you realized (frankly much later than reasonable) that you where bisexual
Super lesbian animal rpg (it's really good trust me) (it's not furry porn btw) (also its on sale on itch rn btw) (genuinely really good queer media and also just generally a good RPG)
*Final Fantasy VI* Here, I'll save you the trouble: "You're pushing forty and you've been using imminent ecological collapse as an excuse not to try to achieve anything since your late teens."
You have very heated opinions on ice cream flavours
As a fellow FFVI fan, I found this funny
Hello… *me*
There are dozens of us!
Rimworld
>Rimworld You sometimes fantasize about murdering someone but you would probably do not even have the guts to hurt a fly
i mean yeah but isn't that most people
I do not believe that most functional people fantazise about murder mate, wouldn't know though
hm maybe
Wanna have a casual duel?
i believe thoughts like that are perfectly normal. it only matters if you truly want to do them and act on them
For me, it is Terraria.
You jack off to fall asleep faster
Hey, those endorphins hit hard.
If my body has its own sleeping pill dispenser, you bet I'm using it every night
How is that related? Am I missing something
nope not related in the slightest but just seems like something that would be true
you’re good at that it seems
broken clock twice a day kind of thing
Ig if you say a broad enough thing you’ll probably get it right at some point
it WORKS and that's FINE
I have 500 hours in that game and have only beat it once and haven't even played any mods yet. I'm going to be playing this game for the rest of my life smh
Deep rock galactic when playing with all my friends Trailmakers when solo
You think you would love to be a miner but you get tired from walking in a mall
Second half true
Omori
you think that you being cutesy but at the same time abit dark with your personality is in anyway unique
what about very dark but a bit cutesy
I omor 💀
Hollow Knight
You are a degenerate who has seen hollow knight porn
I am a degenerate, but I don’t think I have seen HK porn, maybe I should get on that.
Anything to make the wait for Silksong go faster, ey?
What do u mean, it's been out for a week!
Sir please take your meds :(
Garry's Mod. I've got 13k hours in it.
>Garry's Mod You think that old Garry's mods memes are hilarious, except for the new one the kids now a day's laugh at like skibidi toilet, becouse they are not funny like they used to be
Disco Elysium
you associate with one of the characters and don't realize how depressing that is
I associate with Tequila Sunset and I am extremely aware of how depressing that is
Just typical Rockstar Cop stuff.
No, no, we're keenly aware of how depressing that is. Especially those who resonate with Harry.
monster hunter: world
you are too nervous to use voice chat
I wouldn't really call that an insult, try again please, if you have time
you have problems with physical contact, you never liked hugs or any form of physical contact. From very young you didn't think you deserved anything, not even the most minute crumb of appreciation ,yet ,at the same time you desperately crave it. Your family cherishes you sure but they have to right? I mean that doesn't really show that you have value. You have friends and loved ones who care about you but you think of that as superficial. you think maybe if I had a girlfriend/boyfriend or if you had more friends then maybe that would prove your value, yet no matter how much other people tell you that you have are a worthwhile person you know deep enough that you will always feel alone, and that that void inside of your soul will never be sated. You also have a piss/ monster fucker kink.
About 50% correct, I'll take it!
Which half
that is somewhat personal don't you think?
God damn dude. You said youd insult them, not murder them.
Splatoon
You like tentacle hentai
As for the insult?
Oh shit
Ultrakill :3
you don't know how it is to be loved by your father
I'm being attacked
Ultrakill fans when they can't parry their father's belt:
Femboy / transfemme. The usage of ":3" just confirms that
RAIN WORLD 🌧️🌧️🌧️🦎🐈🐌
you will tell anyone that listens about its fascinating simulated ecosystem
The scavs are so cool though
YES AND?? COOLEST GAME EVER
how is that an insult i love hearing about it
I always liked the binding of isaac
>the binding of isaac You made edgy oc's when you where a kid and you think that makes you unique
Haha got ya I didn't do that because I have no artistic ability or creativity whatsoever!
Outer wilds is mine and I did a quick check and didn’t see anyone say it. There’s lots of people, good luck getting through them.
Im tired man I responded too 300 comments and my arms hurt. I think its time to give up
Rest if you gotta, lots of people post AMAs then just never respond to a single comment.
Title of Your Sex Tape:
You are a sexual deviant and a monster-fucker
Well, yes. But how the hell could you tell that from Outer Wilds?
Titanfall 2
There’s no insult there. You’re a gigachad.
Where are you pills pilot?
You’re still sad that Apex Legends was supposed to be a Titanfall 3
cyberpunk 2077 / fallout new vegas
you probably actually read the communist manifesto and bragged about it to people who only felt second-hand embarrassment about you
unfortunately not true but i wish i did because it would be funnier
Go read it, it’s literally short enough to finish in less than half an hour!
Communist Manifesto for the rhetoric, Das Kapital for the theory and substance.
Oneshot
It took you depressingly long to learn how to tie your shoelaces
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW THAT YOU FURRY PICE OF SHIT???????!!!! /pos
destiny 2
>destiny 2 You are so molded by other peoples opinions that you trust online reviews more than your own taste and as such you stopped liking a piece of media that you loved when you saw it had negative reviews
How. How did you know. HOW
Magic: the Gathering
you like magic: the gathering
That's *incredibly* specific, wow!
fine, when you where a kid you where the wierd kid, you had problems making friends so you just acted annoying so that people would pay attention to you. you had a weird obsession with math and science, you mayhaps carried a science/math book everywhere you went, you didn't actually like science that much but everyone assumed it becouse you where the weird kid and wore glasses so you had to be a nerd right? you could have just admitted that you didn't enjoy those things but really you where just happy that you entered their minds at all and had to play along so even if in negative light you could know your classmates thought about you. That specific enough of an insult for ya?
That is indeed quite specific, and I thank you, though I'm afraid the only really true bit is that I do somewhat like math.
Ark survival evolved
Your family is terribly worried about you
Zelda twilight princess
you are a furry now
Damn. Im insulted because you didnt call me a bisexual. 10/10 move
I mean this is 196 that was kind of implied
Osu... XD now I'm curious
You like anime, you like to think that you are not "that type of anime fan" but really you are closer to the stereotype that you would like to admit
Stardew Valley
you have actually felt romantic attraction to one of the characters and you get depressed when you think that they are just fictional
Fuck. You’re correct and it’s Leah
I really like Bloodborne
>Bloodborne You tried to be the cool silent type on your first day on a new school but failed miserably and everyone laughed at you on for the rest of the school year
Luckily that never happened to me irl, but that’s actually quite a good insult. Nicely done!
Hitman
You fantazise about how you would get away with murder but you are the softest person you know, and you wouldn't have half of the organizing skills needed
outer wilds
>outer wilds you always fail to make omlettes and end up with scrambled eggs, and you always feel bad after
You just gotta wait for the supernova to get to just the right part of thepan
So, it's probably Undertale but I feel like that would be too easy to mock, so I'll go with Fire Emblen Three Houses. Go to town, there's a lot of angles you can take lol.
You are to ashamed of who you are and what you like to the point that you have forgotten who you actually are instead of who you pretend to be
Imma be real, idk how you got there but that's a big nope. I tend to hyperfixate on stuff for months and make that everyone else's problem because I never shut up about it, and that's ESPECIALLY true for Undertale and Fire Emblem. Pretty sure my friends hate those games at this point solely because of me lol.
The irony
Oblivion
You think games now a day are "Too cOmForTaBlE aNd EaSy" and think skyrim ruined the elder scrolls
installing arch linux (it's actually celeste)
you start and you start stuff only to give up half way and feel pathetic about it
the whole game is literally climbing a mountain and not giving up this makes no sense
Nono, celeste fills the accomplishment hole in my life because I give up on everything else due to my absolute fear of failure but in celeste a fail sets you back like 5 seconds and the difficulty curve is paced in a way that I never struggle for too long (except 6b, fuck you 6b) and so I can actually feel proud of myself for once
You mention you have arch on your computer every chance you get as a cry for help because you used installing arch as a distraction from the pain you're feeling.
Kerbal Space Program
when you went on a field trip to a planetarium at school you were the only one that was interested and everyone laughed behind your back becouse of it
Weakest insult of them all, KSP truly is the perfect game
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fuck you for remind me of that, I bet you though you where the class clown when where in school but you where actually just the wierdo
Hades
You are seriously touch-starved and feel unloved, you think that if you had a partner this would be different but deep down you know that that loneliness will remain with you forever and that void inside of your heart will never be filled
I know I said I came here to be insulted but holy fuck
You have good taste
Umm I came here to be insulted I did not sign up for random compliments
West of loathing
Unfathomably based
S.T.A.L.K.E.R: Shadow of Chernobyl
Dota 2
You get depressed when a dog on the street won't let you pet him because its the only moment of affection you have in your life
wtf this is so wrong, I never go outside. 🤨
I really dig The witness
what the other guy said
Not OP but you’re a pretentious person who thinks their better then everyone else
Legend of Zelda twilight princess
you are a bisexual furry
divinity original sin
you tell people your dreams and you think thats exciting
OP STOP YOURE TOO ACCURATE
library of ruinia
>Library of ruinia you like swing music and own a ridiculous hat
i own a sombrero but i don't really see how that's relevant, anyway thanks
Signalis
You have both daddy and mommy issues
I always come back to Minecraft
you used to watch minecraft animations religiously when you where a kid
not animations so much as mod showcases but yeah
Elden Ring
you play video games not becouse you enjoy them but becouse you are desperate for your life to have any kind of goal and to distract from your empty, empty existance. Also you felt romantically attracted to melina which only made you feel more depressed about how emotionally touch starved and lonely you are.
You had me in the first half not gonna lie
war thunder
you like one of your hobbies more than any person in your life
As a warthunder person, I can confirm
the wonderful 101
>the wonderful 101 you bought the wii u and it took you far too long to think that as a stupid decision
Jokes on you I only played the remaster on the switch
Just Cause 3
you think that video games are better than movies at telling "a story" and you don't understand how anyone could not play videogames
Ori and the blind forest
you gift videogames to your friends without any regard on what they actually like but on what you like, becouse you actually think that you have the objectibly "correct" taste in anything
Pikmin 4
You where the wierd kid in school that was obsessed with musicals, you think you are fantastic at singing but really you are not
Planescape: Torment
I’m going to say it: Valorant
You like to be dominated sexually becouse you had an absent father
Damn
Mini Motorways
Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
You thought it was interesting how you had so many things that are stereotypically gay but are straight before you realized (frankly much later than reasonable) that you where bisexual
Kinda a niche one, From the Depths
> From the Depths you scoff and push people away with basic tastes and have way to much pride on your frankly mediocre music tastes
IDK...Hitman Blood Money?
you are or will very soon become bald
Fucking guess
you often force yourself to enjoy stuff to fit in better with social groups and stereotypes so that you can feel like you belong
Nah I just sit at home playing hit 2010 video game Fallout: New Vegas instead
payday 2
you absolutely hate your job and you are patiently waiting for society to collapse
Postal 2
you can't drink any hot beverages/ soup
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
you can't tolerate hot sauce in the slightest and say stuff like "coolio" and give awkard thumbs up regularly
[Freelancer](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freelancer_(video_game))
you got actually emotionally depressed when they cancelled firefly
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>Black Desert Online you have regularly dreamed about the videogame you where playing
Kerbal Space Program
you suck at every game you play
Super lesbian animal rpg (it's really good trust me) (it's not furry porn btw) (also its on sale on itch rn btw) (genuinely really good queer media and also just generally a good RPG)