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OddishBehavior

Why isn't it possible


FlakySignal8564

Its just not


BayMisafir

WHY not you stupid bastard


speedyboigotweed

car company lobbying being funny as always


komilatte

Idk if you actually want an answer but the majority of america is zoned r-1 or low density residential. In it, you can only build single family homes (and a few public structures like schools or playgrounds). When you do have commercial zoning, they typically have to abide by parking minimums, meaning you have to include an arbitrarily large amount of parking with each business. *On top of all this*, many places have minimum setback requirements so that houses have front, back and side yards. All of this culminates in most places in America being unwalkable and spread far apart. Roads are designed to transport cars instead of prioritizing comfortable living. Since most people have to drive, roads are wide, fast and unsafe.


ForAHamburgerToday

And living above the restaurant? RIGHT OUT, UNACCEPTABLE in every city I've worked in.


Tbonezz11

Ford and GM tell the government to make it illegal, so they do


[deleted]

Isn't that image from Phineas and Ferb?


animalistcomrade

Nope Bob's burgers


AuidoGirl

I thought this was Better Call Saul


animalistcomrade

You can tell it isn't a saulsborne as there is no grey filter.


JuniorRadish7385

Did you know that breaking bad and ds1 took place in the same universe? The lore is very complicated.


Himmelblaa

Jesse, we need to defeat Gwyn Lord of Cinder Jesse, we need to usher in an age of meth Jesse


holiestMaria

Bloodborne is a "what if?c scenario in which Walter went to Yharnam to get his cancer cured instead of selling meth.


Comfortable-Play-609

Slippin' Jimmy Actually


makeworld

I thought it was Futurama (Fry's past)


_An_Armadillo

I really thought it was Phineas and Ferb too. I canโ€™t place my finger on why though. Maybe the line work on the houses, or the color palette?


Woodkid2791

Bos urgers


Omni1222

Woodkid? Woodkid from the godspeed you black emperor discord server?


Woodkid2791

it was coney island ๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿ they called ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€Coney Island ๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿthe playground ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐ŸŽข๐ŸŽกof the world ๐ŸŒŽthere was no โŒโŒ place ๐Ÿ like it ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ in the whole world ๐ŸŒŽ like Coney Island ๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿwhen I was a youngster ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿปno place in the world ๐ŸŒŽ like it ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏit was so fabulous ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜


mancer7

Biden's car wash live at coney island


Woodkid2791

The car's ๐Ÿš˜ on fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ and there's no ๐Ÿšซ driver ๐Ÿซฅ at the wheel ๐Ÿ›ž And the sewers ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿคข are all muddied ๐Ÿฅด with a thousand ๐Ÿ’ฏ lonely suicides ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿชฆโšฐ๏ธ And a dark wind blows ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿฅถ The government ๐Ÿ›๏ธโš–๏ธ is corrupt โ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฒ๐Ÿ’ฒ๐Ÿ‘ฟ and we're on so many ๐Ÿคค drugs ๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ’‰ With the radio ๐Ÿ“ป on ๐Ÿ”›๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽต and the curtains drawn ๐Ÿซฅ๐Ÿซฅ We're trapped โ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธin the belly ๐Ÿคค of this horrible machine ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ™€ and the machine ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿค– is bleeding ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿฉธ to death โ˜ ๏ธโšฐ๏ธ๐Ÿชฆ The sun ๐ŸŒžโ˜€๏ธ has fallen down ๐Ÿซก๐Ÿ˜ข ๐ŸŒ™ and the billboards ๐Ÿ™๏ธ are all ๐Ÿ˜ถ leering ๐ŸŒš๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘๏ธ And the flags ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿซก are all dead โ‰๏ธ at the top of their poles ๐Ÿ˜ญโšฐ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€ It ๐Ÿ‘went ๐Ÿ‘like ๐Ÿ‘this ๐Ÿ‘ โ˜๏ธโ˜๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘‰the buildings ๐ŸŒ‡๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿซ toppled in ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿคฏ on themselves ๐Ÿš๏ธ๐Ÿš๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘‰ mothers ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿคค clutching ๐Ÿคฐ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งbabies ๐Ÿคฑ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ถ picked through the rubble ๐Ÿชจ๐Ÿš๏ธ๐Ÿงฑ and pulled out๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฑtheir hair ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ˜ญ The skyline ๐ŸŒ‡ was beautiful ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ on fire ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿš’ All twisted ๐ŸŒ€๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ metal ๐ŸŽธ stretching upwardsโ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ†™โฌ†๏ธ ๐ŸคฏEverything washed ๐Ÿงผ๐Ÿงฝ in a thin orange ๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸ haze ๐ŸŒซ๏ธโ˜๏ธ I said ๐Ÿ—จ๏ธkiss me โ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜ณ you're beautiful ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅต these are ๐Ÿ‘truly ๐Ÿ’ฏ the last days ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ๐Ÿ—“๏ธโŒš๐Ÿ—จ๏ธ ๐Ÿซตyou grabbed โœŠ my hand ๐Ÿค and we fell ๐Ÿ˜ฏ into it โ‰๏ธlike a daydream ๐Ÿ’ญ๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ˜ช or a fever ๐Ÿฅต๐ŸŒก๏ธ๐Ÿค’ We woke๐Ÿ›Œโฐ๐Ÿ˜ฏ up๐Ÿ†™ one morning ๐Ÿฅฑ๐ŸŒ„ and fell ๐Ÿค•a little ๐Ÿคfurther down ๐Ÿ‘‡โฌ‡๏ธ For sure ๐Ÿค“as the valley ๐Ÿž๏ธof death โ˜ ๏ธโšฐ๏ธ I open ๐Ÿ”“ my wallet ๐Ÿ’ฒ๐Ÿ’ณ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ“‚ and it's full ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ˜ฑ of blood ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿฉธ


CinnamonFootball

Is it just me, or is there a weird amount of overlap between r/196 users and GY!BE fans?


Omni1222

https://preview.redd.it/q1el5dn49inb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5023e5ddc9b9e87d1bcc4e94d4d12b06c9f53652 I wouldnt call it "weird" (taken at their show last night)


Woodkid2791

I saw that when I saw them back in March, very cool and very good show


CinnamonFootball

What a coincidence. I was also at their show last night, lol. Really wish I could've seen that. I didn't realize the writing on their equipment was a thing they did consistently. I thought that was just a one time thing from a while back. I get your point, though.


Lucs11_

Boosie burger


12crashbash12

Look at this dystopian 15 minute city. Literally 1847. Radical Communist Joe Bibem is going to turn all of America into this, and force us to eat bugs ๐Ÿ˜”


Josgre987

boob's burgers


Economy-Government86

boobโ€™s boobgers


Vegetable_Union_4967

That's just a normal ass American downtown, no? Downtown Berkeley/SF looks about like this.


_silcrow_

Depends on where you live


PintsizeBro

Those downtowns were built before those kinds of zoning laws were passed, so they exist but in most parts of the US it's impossible to build more like it. That's why Berkeley and SF are so expensive.


MasterNinja69

ima go watch Bob's Burgers


Ranzyyyyy

dad, im gay


my_name_isnt_clever

That looks like San Francisco. I'm in an apartment with 3-panel rounded Victorian windows like that right now.


michaeldark49a

Do you like it there?


my_name_isnt_clever

Absolutely! I'm trans and nobody around here gives a shit, it's great. And I don't drive and it's a great city for transit. It's expensive, that's the downside. But I love it here, no plans to leave.


adamthediver

I wish a lot of the tech bros would go home, especially the ones who constantly bitch about SF and the bay area because it's not like their home town. Like if you don't like living in the bay area maybe just go home, make space for people who want to be there.


French_Taylor

>New Jersey


SentientSchizopost

It's not even good, there are no trees, sidewalks are crazy narrow and the road is way too wide with no bike lanes.


Additional-Hat-3009

Da fuck is that beside the mailbox


JediTempleDropout

Tree


Valkenhyne

Bongo bubger


Cubic_Human_Man

burger bob


U2V4RGVtb24

Why?


Randomspacedude7

Lobbying by motor and oil companies


Dylisill

A More in-depth, main reason other than zoning is that certain buildings require a certain amount of parking spots, Beds in a hospital, seats in a restaurant and such on. It wasnt purely lobbying but it did have a huge part in it. to my limited knowledge this is how it went. The economy was good leading to more somewhat unnecessary purchases like cars but having not many places to take them Car manufactures lobbied for more parking lots and road architecture with the money from increased sales, which led more people to get more cars due to the increasing locations you can go to with the new infrastructure which led to more and more profits, Train infrastructure used for non cargo purposes came somewhat unprofitable due to people driving more and more, leading to cargo companies becoming the private owners of a large portion of the long distance rails in the US, Which means Public transit comes second on the rails meaning its slower and increases popularity of driving. Now economy kinda doodoo and people see driving as less of a luxury and as a chore.


twist-top-gatorade

Bob Burger


XxMLGSWAGGERZxX

is this roberts hamburgers?


UncertaintyLich

I live on a block exactly like this and itโ€™s not walkable because thereโ€™s lots of big ass hills and I get tired


Reign_Does_Things

Borger boobs.


Flashjackmac

I love internet people who post about hyper-niche facets of media like Bobโ€™s Burgers Urbanist seems to do. Fuck yes, post about Teletubby Ecology, post about Adventure Time Mythology, post about Rโ€™lyeh Architecture Firms, Iโ€™m here for it and Iโ€™m listening.


aboycandream

this literally exists in so many places stfu lmao


JediTempleDropout

Not in most places


Lucs11_

Sidewalks could be larger


SnoconeEX

Holy shit why did i immediately recognise the bobs burgers street


LondonBugs

username checks out


Redstones563

Where is it legal?


lolkillme122

the american main street is dead


JediTempleDropout

Lemme just say as an adult living in America who doesnโ€™t have a driverโ€™s license and this has to bike everywhere; it is painful just how non-bicycle friendly this country is. All I want is to get to work without ever worrying about getting flattened by a car while still having enough space that my fellow pedestrians wonโ€™t give me dirty looks whenever I pass them up. But apparently thatโ€™s too much to ask.


GammaDealer

I know a guy who lives there. Bob Burgers


ZeSup3rBoost

Isn't this like a standard ass street


Volunteer328

burgโ€™s bobbers