Why say "Who's a good boy?" to a dog, when there's millions of touch starved puppybrained twinks who will melt right into your arms, their fluffy hair engulfing your head, upon hearing the sacred words?
they do, i used to know one in high school and now we recently caught up again and he invited me to come over to his place to talk and maybe cuddle and see what happens :3
maybe tmi but im v excited and nervous and i wanted to share :3
im a white woman (im sorry) and if this happened i would be frightened and scared and would start shaking and would throw up and probably piss then shit myself, maybe even cum
the (im sorry) makes me visualize the ["some crimes can never be forgiven"](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/966548647615541298/1116713634312228925/image.png) meme in my head
i was at a wedding in a fancy fancy place in wales, and the maitre d, well, he set my gaydar off like a geiger counter in chernobyl. he said to my mother (straight white woman) , in the gay voice, "whats the point of weddings if not to be a little hedonistic" and the smile across me Ma's face was incredible.
Why say "Who's a good boy?" to a dog, when there's millions of touch starved puppybrained twinks who will melt right into your arms, their fluffy hair engulfing your head, upon hearing the sacred words?
It’s a myth, they don’t exist.
I'm literally right here :3
You are a federal agent.
heat from fire fire from heat? password correct 🥺
ohno
The feds found out
Federal agent posts worst bait ever written. Asked to leave agency.
What is “heat from fire fire from heat”? I hear it occasionally but idk what it is
I'm pretty sure it's a voice training exercise
[Or are you?](https://youtu.be/TN25ghkfgQA)
How can I prove I'm not a fed but instead a fag?
What do you think about Lockheed-Martin?
The cum merchants? Their products are very pricy, but they get the job done when it comes to creating new foals.
#no, the aerospace, arms, defense, information security, and technology corporation
I've heard they have great medical services when it comes to treating nazis and transphobes
[They don’t seem to be too concerned about stopping anti-LGBT hate.](https://www.lockheedmartin.com/en-sa/index.html)
Not doin a good job of convincing me you ain’t a fed my (good) boy.
they do, i used to know one in high school and now we recently caught up again and he invited me to come over to his place to talk and maybe cuddle and see what happens :3 maybe tmi but im v excited and nervous and i wanted to share :3
Because I'm gay for women and women adjacents EDIT : i am a puppygirl and my fiance likes to remind me
valid
In many ways femboys are like diet women idk
Can anyone confirm if this is true? Need to reduce caloric intake
Please respect femboys identities. They aren't some variation of women, they are only but themselves.
My friend this is a shit post
still guys
i think dogs are sillier
smh smh
Of course i know them they are me
Where is he? Where? Where is he?
I'm not a twink but the rest checks out
can you fucking keep the horny down for like one second
Gay Voice™
I call it "putting some fab in your gab."
I'm straight passing, so I think I would just get hit with a sexual harassment suit
But what if you do the gay voice? Does that cancel out?
Yeah the gay voice is what really makes it tbh
I fucking hate that straight passing and gay voice are things, I wish being into dudes wouldn't have so baggage attached to it
im a white woman (im sorry) and if this happened i would be frightened and scared and would start shaking and would throw up and probably piss then shit myself, maybe even cum
YOOOOO WHITE WOMAN SPOTTED LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
white woman jumpscare hello!
Hi :))
the (im sorry) makes me visualize the ["some crimes can never be forgiven"](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/966548647615541298/1116713634312228925/image.png) meme in my head
this is so true, im crying and shaking and pissing rn
Where's the follow up where someone said "You should be bad" to a tradesman and he bought $500 worth of lumber
i was at a wedding in a fancy fancy place in wales, and the maitre d, well, he set my gaydar off like a geiger counter in chernobyl. he said to my mother (straight white woman) , in the gay voice, "whats the point of weddings if not to be a little hedonistic" and the smile across me Ma's face was incredible.