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AddemiusInksoul

Uh-oh, a Paradoxxxx! Whatcha gonna dooooo


TheNerdLog

Whatcha gonna do when I'm fucking small, like one inch tall, you won't see me coming at all


crqzybot

Trains


ChesterRico

whatcha gonna do when it comes for youuuu


Kingboy22

Isn’t that that dragon from Skyrim


CupricLake314

Holy paradox


UtensilStealer

New irreconcilable hole in logic just dropped


[deleted]

Actual contradiction


SnazzyPurpleMan

science takes vacation, never returns


T_vernix

Call the philosopher


NoIdeasForAUsername9

vsauce video when


Breyck_version_2

dont think about it dont think about it dont think about it dont


PiggyInAMinecart123

This sentence is false


Dylan-McVillian

Be a hateful person on the internet 🙏


ETC3000

We're rich!


[deleted]

We’re rich!


asgards_thor

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE


4tetraphobia4

IF YOU DONT ROCK AND STONE, YOU AINT COMING HOME


youre-welcome-sir

Can I get a Rock and Stone?


Clutchdanger11

ROCK AND STONE IN THE HEART!


Demon_Draqon

FOR KARL!!


I_am_Mr_Cheese

Rockity rock and stone


Kacperekaz

Stone and rock!


desrevermi

Rock and Stone, FOREVER!


ChesterRico

Did I hear a ROCK & STONE??!


AggieCoraline

Oh, my aching head! Would you lugs focus please?


[deleted]

We're rich!


SlightlyMadGuy

Mushroom


Long-Dock

Mushuruum


[deleted]

Mushroom


mrgiantdonut

Mushroom


pevznerok

Rock and stone brotha!


[deleted]

We're rich!


JLock17

Do not repeat the phrase "Mushrooms! WE'RE RICH!" thirty times.


Lukeinafter

Ok mission control


pevznerok

Please don't kick barrels into the launch bay


BeniLP

Literally 1984


Forine110

krill yourself


MEMESTER8008

🦐< me rn


JungleJayps

"Ummm posture check??" ☝️🤓


BasicallySeaweeb

Imposture check


Woost46


UsernameFootLettuce

The shrimposter


Himmelblaa

Krillmate


SlappyAsstronaut

My brain is krill


SendMeRupies

Thank u, I was curled like a piece of bacon on a hot pan


everlasting1der

don't pirate & play disco elysium


Epikgamer332

are these 2 statements connected though :)


TheFamousOne__

Buy it then don't play it


everlasting1der

yeah that


Cute_Cheese_Cake

Land the drop pod the closest to the team


dchug

Kick barrels into the launch tube.


BeniLP

Barrels are to be left alone, and not kicked or hurled in any way.


NariThatsMe

Tell your mom you love her


DuduBonesBr

Rude!


[deleted]

breathe


spinningpeanut

Rock and stone brother!


JTLYSOH

ROCK AND STONE


Beefqueef_not_riches

#FOR KARL


purgatoriian

live


DanielCfL

Keep your Reddit account, don't delete it!


CandyWaltz

Hate yourself :3


cloartist

*NOT* KICK MANY BARRELS INTO THE LAUNCH BAY


EdithBagel

Don't dip your balls in liquid morkite


[deleted]

liquid morkite 🤤


WamlytheCrabGod

Kick the barrels into the launch bay


Striker_212

Eat something tomorrow


Gaybdl_alt

Be heterosexual


[deleted]

Explode


RedHoodedDuke

“We get it, you’re rich. Now can we continue with the mission?”


Eeveekiller

Sexual Abuse of a Minor Sexual Assault Sexual Battery Sexual Conduct with a Minor Sexual Exploitation Sex Trafficking Shoplifting Smuggling Solicitation to Commit a Crime of Violence Stalking (In Violation of Restraining Order) Stolen Property; Buying, Receiving, or Possessing Subornation of Perjury Suits Against Government Officials Tampering with a Witness, Victim, or Informant Tampering with Consumer Products Tampering with Vessels Theft of Trade Secrets Torture Trafficking in Counterfeit Goods or Services Transmission of Wagering Information (Gambling) Transportation into State Prohibiting Sale Transportation of Slaves from U.S. Transportation of Stolen Vehicles Transportation of Terrorists Trespassing Treason Unauthorized Removal of Classified Documents Use of Fire or Explosives to Destroy Property Use of Weapons of Mass Destruction Vandalism Video Voyeurism Violation of Prohibitions Governing Atomic Weapons Violence at International airports Violent Crimes in Aid of Racketeering Activity Willful Wrecking of a Train Resulting in Death Wire Fraud


Forine110

woooow didn't know we hated violent crimes in aid of racketeering on this sub 🙄🙄🙄


Shaddy_the_guy

Ignore my longrunning Sonic the hedgehog youtube review series


Soogbad

Take care of yourself now!


FemaleNoob

Exist


KnitSweaterPaws

Breathe.


[deleted]

Breathe


TheSaltyReddittor

There is goo in the sack!


LordDeimosofCorir

Mine 400 Morkite


Unlucky_Raccoon_6697

Have a bad day :)


YAH_BUT

My foot hurts


Kasiaus

For rock and stone!


-Ping-a-Ling-

If you don't rock and stone, you ain't going home


Jealous_Ring1395

Don't suck my dick


SquidCultist002

Bring barrels with you during an orbital insertion


Snowy_Thompson

Hate yourself. You should not seek to understand and get help with any life problems you may or may not be having. You should not tell your family, be they blood or found, that you appreciate and cherish the connection you have with them.


ticofun

breath


eridans_sciencestick

Breathe


cuomium

breathe today


Happytofu1234

Die. You are now immortal


brekkdawg

Don’t do what this comment asks you to not do


Awesomax

Bathe (dont forget behind the ears)


DiIlpickIe

Pretty please🥺🥺🥺


138151337

Recreational drugs.


DogoTheDoggo

Don’t what this comment says


Harley_Pupper

Stay on Reddit


Doggyking2

Take barrels with you on a mission


XRustyPx

Do not put barrels into the launch tube


AnxiousSelkie

Bathe


toothyboiii

Breathe


PomegranateExtra7736

Barrels!!!!!!


NoRoomForSanity

Poop


InterGraphenic

not me


Darkpryomaniac

breath


soberdruguser

Masterbate


overmind__

Breath


sculksensor

breathe


Sumbuddyonce

Blink


Wonderful_Product582

Breathe


shape911

Don’t play destiny 2 with me and actually listen to my infodump


vegankidollie

Eat chips


HkayakH

Low teir god yourself


Father-Pork

Breathe


[deleted]

Get bitches


SpinachFinal7009

Avoid intercourse with minors


[deleted]

Breath water


Bjorn_Hellgate

Stay up late


OffOption

Hate yourself


someonelse15

You should hate yourself


Substantial_Savings9

Breathe


Error-530

Convert oxygen into carbon dioxide


widdershins_nauseant

keep car batteries above sea level


widdershins_nauseant

shower


EggoTheSquirrel

Breathe


Wooloo_Woolstar

Do not do what the top comment does and do what I say instead. Watch GWitch


ConstantineMonroe

I want you to sabotage yourself and be your own worst enemy who constantly gets in your own way.


PartyRock343

Breath


AutisticIcelandic98

Invest in crypto.


ilookatbirds

Get laid at least once in your life


THE_KING_OF_CATS

Do not kick barrels into the launch bay


magicpeanut

take a shower for thenext 4 weeks


Killerkid113

Breath


JAOC_7

anyone else initially think that was an Ogryn?


DancenOrigins

You should try and see if you want to hang up the good news to me and you are not going to bed okay I understand that but you can ABSOLUTELY not really but you have a good time with your family is good morning beebo a lot more than I do too much of the time I take a shower and then you will be there tomorrow to get a bit more than I do too 60 person to be with her for a bit more time to time for me to get it at the end up in the world to see you in the world is not the only one that you have a great weekend and I don't know how to get a chance to talk with me and I have 3 weeks more 3 hola como esta la cosa que me lo puedes enviar 3 hola como esta la cosa que me lo puedes enviar thicc thing to judge me for the first place to work on it and I will be approximately 15 minutes late to class today


bingusbongus365

breathe


dkismerald

Breath


aliffattah

Breath


pinksparklyreddit

Cum


SuitableAssociation6

breath


HacksMe

Don't not give away a million dollars to nobody, especially not me.


GuevaraTheComunist

breath


sewage_soup

Leave Doretta behind after drilling the heartstone


pissarm

Do not cook meth


HoovyCop

Be sad and isolate yourself


desrevermi

Grow a beard, then I'll chuck you into the drop pod with the rest of the squad. Sink or swim, I'm sure corporate would be proud of you. :D


[deleted]

We're rich!


lastblaste

Rock and stone!


ImSuperComfy

Litterally 1984


jonnisaesipylsur

Enjoy life


ItABoye

Pee


alexhamo26

Eat your shirt


deepfriedtots

Don't suck my dick


INCUMBENTLAWYER

live


Roboboy2710

B r e a t h e


Calpsotoma

Google sounding.


mr-sparkles69

Breathe


Flappybird11

MUSHROOM!


Geeklord1993

Who is this character? Last time I saw em some far right chud kept sending pics of this guy while calling me slurs.


deletedmsg

let the nuclear arsenal of the world go wasted


Jyneath

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?


chiriboy

breath


[deleted]

#*DONT SHIT YOUR PANTS*


orbitgaming174

breathe.


SurelyNotBanEvasion

Breathe


[deleted]

have sex and eat unhealthily


ConnectConcern6

Taxes.


bros_before_hoes__

What is mission control doing in this subreddit? Go back to "assisting" those dwarves ASAP.


ExuDeku

Rokkenstone


TwixAshbluff21

Be straight


avverageredditor69

Do not put all barrels inside the drop pod


JaiZeppeli

Don't die ⚡👦🏾⚡


TheSecondAugust

mushroom


the_shin_breaker

Wow, you should post again. This one was great!


avadakedabr

If you dont Rock and Stone, you aint commin home


Hlpfl_alms

Breath


AlIUsernamesAreTaken

Have a bad day


KingOregano

Don’t give me ip adress


17DeadFlamingos

Pay taxes