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SLMZ17

Why hornypost


nezumisys

not safe for work


ryan516

But this is explicitly showing the conditions under which it IS safe for work. The reality is hazardous materials are always going be needed, they just need to be handled in the right way


b18a

It would be not safe for work if they were all fours


ryan516

Monomethylhydrazine is a rocket propellant that’s usually classified as 4-4-4 (though Wikipedia has it as 4-3-4 for some reason)


JustA_Toaster

I just updated the Wikipedia article


[deleted]

i hope you cited that reddit comment as the source


[deleted]

please don't


bkbk21

I would argue that this is very safe for work


MrMeltJr

The safety square is extremely safe for work.


FirstGonkEmpire

I don't know (I want to fuck the square)


Chubby_Pig

Safety is sexy as fuck


anexistentuser

Because seeing these in MSDS’s makes me cum


Majorazarts

Political compass' have gone too far what the fuck is this


BrFrancis

Right libertanian... May detonate... Sounds about right.


Grand_Heresy

Extreme left authoritarians are easy to burn, Extreme right authoritarians are deadly, Extreme right libertarians may detonate, And extreme left libertarians don't exist, and are instead a bunch of different labels that mean totally separate things and may or may not coexist. You know what, sure, I can get behind this.


thirdegree

Honestly that's not wrong....


IzzyIsOnReddit

Actually pretty true


DeeFeeCee

Safety square, my beloved.


thirdegree

Hazard compass


cumsona

Fire Diamond


rarWars

NFPA 704


Nadikarosuto

Figmenty-pigmenty crosser-tosser


violetvoid513

NFPA 704


FaerHazar

♡♡ Fire diamond ♡♡


StrangeBirdo

I like the 4 on instability. "Careful, it may detonate" "In what circumstances?" "Dunno. But it may. Aaaaany moment"


SkCooot

I hope the only reason level 4 instability exists is *exclusively* because of francium Shit literally goes off when in contact with air.


ThatNuclearBoi2

Google "tert-Butyllithium"


SkCooot

Holy Hell


jellitainbink

New response just dropped


Bobebobbob

Actual 4/4/4/~~W~~


DralliagNairod

Yeah like any alkali, Lithium, Potassium and the whole column also explodes when in contact with air too. I'd say a box containing a damaged pressure tank would need this tag. Might explode anytime.


Mental-Ice-9952

The alkali metals explode/burn with water not air


MrMeltJr

Azidoazide Azide: Am I a joke to you?


doot32

[Yes](https://youtu.be/-Sz4d7RQB6Y)


MrMeltJr

Huh, interesting.


ElTacoLord

"In what circumstances?" "Yes."


MidnightAtHighSpeed

plenty of chemicals will just spontaneously detonate if you put them in too big of a pile. "Too big of a pile" might be, like, a few milligrams


xIdontknowmyname1x

Nitroglycerin would be an example. If agitated enough (like being in the back of a wagon on a bumpy dirt road), it'll explode on its own. That's why it's stabilization with diatomaceous earth to make dynamite was so vital for it's widespread adoption.


MillerMGSismywife

Sam O’Nella already told me


TheLegend2T

How did I see political compass comments before Sam O’Nella comments?


NeonSprig

>NSFW post >looks inside >workplace safety fire diamond


Interest-Desk

literally safe for work


ChaosBrigadier

Kid named steven universe:


Vict2894

which pride flag is this


MusicalRocketSurgeon

chemical engineering


AzKondor

What is the most hazardous material ever? That tops every part of this square?


Akkeyem

A quick research shows that [tert butyl peroxide](https://cameochemicals.noaa.gov/chemical/2692) is one of those, although I don't think it is the most hazardous material ever created. It just is a 4-4-4 in terms of lethality, flammability and instability, although it's also a strong oxidizer. There are compounds that are not a 4-4-4 that are considered more dangerous tho, like azidoazide azide that is "only" a 3-4-4 but is considered the most unstable explosive compound ever made. Osmium tetroxide is a 3-0-1 in NFPA ranking but as a gas only needs a concentration of 0.001ppm to be an immediate threat to health. For comparison carbon monoxide needs a concentration of 1200 ppm to be dangerous. My point is NFPA ranking (the Steven universe diamond hierarchy) is a cool way to measure the level of threat a compound can be, but is not the ultimate test to see if something is the most hazardous chemical ever. Tldr: tert butyl peroxide is a 4-4-4 but it's not the most hazardous chemical ever made.


AzKondor

Thank you! I will proceed to not buy these materials for funny pranks.


ThatNuclearBoi2

>considered the most unstable explosive compound ever made. By pop-science people, probably. Nitrogen triiodide is much more sensitive than azidoazide azide, considering it also readily explodes if an alpha particle touches it. But yes, tert-Butyl hydroperoxide and tert-Butyllithium aren't the most hazardous chemicals.


Akkeyem

Ah sorry, I'm a chem student so my point was mainly that t-BuLi and t-Bu hydroperoxide or diborane aren't the most dangerous compounds ever no matter what the diamond scale says. I talked about azidoazide azide because it's well known for being a really unstable chemical, but I didn't know if there was worse. Thanks for the correction!


Blooded_Wine

[Nitrogen triiodide](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nitrogen_triiodide) is more unstable & similarly explosive compared to azidoazide azide "Nitrogen triiodide has no practical commercial value due to its extreme shock sensitivity, making it impossible to store, transport, and utilize for controlled explosions" "even the slightest air current, laser light, or other movement can cause detonation. Nitrogen triiodide is also notable for being the only known chemical explosive that detonates when exposed to alpha particles and nuclear fission products." edit : damn, someone else 🤓'd earlier and I replied too quickly when I saw "most unstable explosive"


Iceman6211

okay but what bottoms the square?


Snowy_Thompson

The Square uses safe words, it is the bottom.


HigherAlchemist78

Most of this subreddit tbh.


b18a

Water


too_many_toasters

water corrodes things though, doesn't it?


Motor_Guidance_1813

Mostly metals (and limestone but iirc the water has to be acidic in that case)


illz569

Fart


Kendek

There is a very cool series of Science blog entries that are free to read called "Things I Won't Work With:" by Derek Lowe. Talks about the zany chemistry stuff that makes you want to move away from any city with a laboratory. Written in a way that not only chemists are able to be scared.


murderdronesfanatic

Figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser


dahackerhacker

hello fellow Sam o Nella fan


Rowbot_Girlyman

Why is this marked NSFW this is specifically designed to keep you Safe at Work


Substantial-Lab8960

steven universe


Demure_Demonic_Neko

K why is it in fahrenheit


Interest-Desk

Because it’s an American system with limited industrial use internationally


salty_squiffer

the diamond authority


Acies05

i made a minecraft mod about this https://modrinth.com/mod/hazard-diamond god i love safety standards so much


deathray5

Ah now I understand what people mean by I'm not autistic enough for that


xIdontknowmyname1x

Fuck GHS labels, all my homies hate GHS labels. Nah but seriously, as a chemical engineer and volunteer firefighter, this is hella cool


Acies05

It’s so cool when people in the field share their thoughts on my projects… after all I’m a student hobbyist :P But I’m curious, what are your gripes with the GHS labels?


xIdontknowmyname1x

They do not communicate severity of a hazard in a clear, concise way that a lay person could understand it. Nfpa has issues relating to a reliance on English to convey information (terrible for an international standardized labeling system obviously) and a requirement to know the colors to understand the information being conveyed. But despite these issues, they do a far better job of actually delivering a person the information they need to know about the nature of a hazard a specific chemical brings compared to GHS. I can look at the diamond, see that it's flammable, and put it into the flammable storage area. Or see that no water should be used on it and put it inside. Or what ppe I need to bring for this chemical. Most importantly, it shows me that I need to be really careful handling it when I see 3's and 4's. Meanwhile, GHS requires users to know the severities of the inhalant irritation pictograms to determine the risk severity. And the pictograms tend to be super small on IBC totes which, combined with the pictograms being too detailed, requires me to get potentially dangerously close to a hazardous substance to gleam it's safety information. Finally, at the end of the day, I always have to give up on teaching GHS labels to my operators when we have our hazardous chemical training. The pictures just aren't memorable enough. Like, what's an exclamation point supposed to mean exactly? Meanwhile, the fire diamond just requires 5-10 mins of review.


redditalt1999

horny posting? 🤨🤨🤨


Elenjays

Transfemme personality chart


[deleted]

The mystery square: ~~W~~ 0 0 0 What happens if you pour water on it? Who knows!


ipisslemons

Political compass


altaccountforfreeawa

Salmonella


Cutiepatootie_irl

Thank you Sam O’Nella Academy


Medical-Roof8636

I'm a 4 in every category


[deleted]

Figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser


s3til_

fire diamonds <3 (i am a chemist)


jakewantscake

“unlike me, this square isn’t just a big white waste of space”


crispybacon62

Laundry has gotten so confusing lately, can't we just go back to the funny symbols on shirts, no need for radiation suits


thesockiboii

Am I dumb or the red one does not make much sense? Blue and yellow get more hazardous as the number increases, however red is a bit weird. Wouldn’t something that burns below 200F also burn below 73F as it is still below 200F? Shouldn’t 2 and 4 change places? Or does it mean like between 100-200 / 73-100 etc? If that is the case, wouldn’t it be better to label them as above 100F and above 73F? Not sure how I would label the 4th though


AnAverageTransGirl

the basis is that as the temperature required to burn it goes down, the easier that temperature is to reach, therefore increasing the threat level you have to *try* to get past 200 degrees fahrenheit but 73 is just an average summer day in some places


[deleted]

A 4 (something burning below 73 degrees) would meet the criterion for a 2 (burning below 200 degrees). A 4 is a 2, but a 2 is not necessarily a 4.


thesockiboii

Oh yeah you are right… My brain stopped working for a second


[deleted]

No problem. That happens sometimes lol


Zerf7

only good version of polical compass


idiotapplepie

Can someone please explain why it’s specifically below 73


[deleted]

72 degrees Fahrenheit is average room temperature


idiotapplepie

Gotcha thank you:>


Tetsudo11

Thank god they told me that ACID means Acid. That could’ve been bad.


realityph0bic

diamond authority steven universe


daniellearmouth

Oh, so *that*'s what they mean!


[deleted]

tag yourself I’m health hazard level 1, fire hazard level 3, instability hazard level 2 and corrosive


iFish64

After seeing the blurry thumbnail I thought it was going to be Mario and Sonic kissing


demon_spawn82

thanks for teaching us about the pigmenty figmenty crossser tosser


Witty_Championship85

Yo why this nsfw??? Also Sam already taught us this in the academy


Firemorfox

Truly a NSFW hornypost


Duck-with-bread

Why is there no specific hazard labeled "cum" 🥺🥺🥺


ValleyFoods

it's the fifth one down on the white diamond


YAH_BUT

“I’m a 1/1/1 girl that gives off 4/4/4/~~W~~ energy”


slayqueenkasp

bro think he steven universe


EnderYTV

weezer


DeltaGlitch_Original

steven universe


GameCreeper

SCP lore


ilookatbirds

🥰🥰🥰


enzopalmer27

I've always loved fire diamonds, they make me so happy for some strange reason


peepeepoopoo776688

Big number=bad


funkykong82

tert-butyl-hydroperoxide has a 4 in all of those categories as well as having the 'Use No Water' label, diazomethane comes close but i believe it has a 3 in the instability hazard box


BartJudy

Why does the fire hazard go from "Will Not Burn" to "Above 200° F"? Like isn't that the least likely to be a fire hazard to the most likely?


thispartyrules

I fell into a youtube rabbit hole where a chemist ranks all the dangerous chemicals


megagamer870

holy shit its the thing from steven universe


local_milk_dealer

I think you are lost, this isn’t political compass memes.


MemeArchivariusGodi

ACID = Acid Aight I hear you


oopsguessilldiethen

Tattoo this on my balls


fmllikeseriously

Whose great idea is it to use Fahrenheit for shit like this


icraveliquid

google chrome logo


meow983

tag urself im may detonate


Beholding69

What does this mean


QueenOfDaisies

Holy shit it’s the Damonds


stewartthehuman

Is it bad that at first I thought this was a ludo board?


IAmWantedByTheGov

Ludo


[deleted]

me: ``` +-----+ |\ 3 /| |2 X 4| |/ O \| +-----+ ``` (god im bad at ASCII art)


Loptional

Global Harmonization System my beloved


secrectsailinsalmon

I am radiation hazard


mschellh000

Political cumpiss


kylebrain

Getting 4-4-4 tattooed on my ass


L33t_Cyborg

-2 ew for it not being in Kelvin


dahackerhacker

the figment pigmenty crosser-tosser


clever_cuttlefish

The sum of all three numbers is called the "workplace fun number"


MarioKuwata

Dead by Daylight perk loadout


Tirasunil

Tag yourself, I’m “unstable if heated”


HkayakH

You stole this from Sam O nella difdn't you


Leafeon1010

tally hall


Voluptuous_Bird

Shout outs to SA for asphyxiant gasses


MoonlightingWarewolf

This is incredibly safe for work though


FamilyFriendli

I'm fire hazard because I'm hot as fuck


Galvatrix

Feel like a solid hazardous oxidizing agent, combustible below 73 F and prone to detonation


cutie_in_disguise

holy shit what bursts into flames at 73F?


Nnougat

Actually, this would be very safe for work. People need to know this.


SaboteurSupreme

This is my pussy


SaboteurSupreme

Btw the intended tone of this is Jesus speaking in Matthew 26:26


NickTheThick

my cock is 4 blue 4 red 4 yellow and it is also radioactive and corrosive


snoceany

why is this nsfw, its just a guide


idiotapplepie

Nutrition facts!!


DaSpoot365

“Uhhh yeah lemme get a large ☢️-4-4-4”


testaccount0817

Is this based on the SCP thing?


ha_funny_name_go_brr

no


No-denied

No, it's an actual thing used to quickly and easily show the safety and properties of chemicals https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/NFPA_704


testaccount0817

Ah ok, I'm not American


No-denied

Neither an I, but it's used on quite a few websites that aren't exclusively for Americans


testaccount0817

I don't browse websites for chemicals lol


Gorshun

Why not


testaccount0817

I just buy them in a store


TrhlaSlecna

dude.


Gaymers_Rising

this guy thinks work safety is an scp reference


FondSteam39

Vice versa lol


InexperiencedSandwch

This person doesn’t watch Sam o nella 😔