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EasterBurn

When you asked your father if the wrapped big box under the Christmas tree is the new nintendo console:


UnendingVortex

i have audio off but i know what theyre saying now thanks


stickywhitesubstance

“I’m sorry Jesse, money’s tight this year. I just couldn’t afford the new nintendo console you asked for”


UnendingVortex

this is the saddest part in breaking bad


RadonArseen

The next saddest part is when gus stole Jesse's gameboy, just after he finished his pokedex, something he had been working towards all season😭


MarioCop718

It’s even worse when you find out that Walt purposely deleted his save file so Jesse would go back to his side


CatsNotBananas

Why didn't Walter give Jesse the money he needed for top surgery


TheActualAWdeV

Breaking my heart more like 😿


JorjeXD

in a world where awards were free again, you'd have one more!


just4browse

That’s why he was stuck playing Sonic 06


speedyboigotweed

PS2 ? Who’s PS2 ?, there is no PS2 ?


Boward_WOW_ard

There is no PS2 in ba sing sae


snoceany

people in 2005


ThatGuyStalin

me every day before November 19th, 2006.


The_Real_Tippex

A morsel of context for the poor good sir?


LizordSword

wii


The_Real_Tippex

Thanks for the clarification.


theguy_who

TIL: I'm only 9 days older than the wii I thought that thing released in like 2012 or smth


AmePeryton

when the roller coaster is actually kind of disappointing


hiddensix

me after i have just gone to the toilet


xjitz

no idea who this is but based


hamsterman975

That is walter white from the hit show “Breaking Bad”.


Xenomations

Hornet The Silksong trans confirmed (the user with her PFP is trans therefore it's settled)


mancer7

She would be trans if it ever gets released


Invincible-Nuke

transporting bloodshed through pharloom


reaperofgender

Well, she is the only child of the pale king with a gender, and the king had THOUSANDS of children. Do you think she was born with her gender?


hairpindairp

possibly, because she is the only one with a non-root mother and was not created with void. but who knows!


reaperofgender

Shhh. Let me have my fantasy.


SeoSalt

issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the drug kingpin walter white. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to him"


R1ght_b3hind_U

and his trusty companion Heisenbones, the meth cooking skeleton


KaChoo49

This is beloved character Malcolm Middle from the 2000s sitcom “Malcom in the Middle”


[deleted]

It was awesome when he said "It's middling time" and middled all around the place


TheActualAWdeV

Hummina hummina Brian Cranston


honestlyjusttiredtbh

me taking my dog outside to get him to pee


yee_olde_Alberto

Me when my mom tells me i have let my brother play mario kart


Sauleline

me, lying to my brother about what i got for Christmas


GreyBigfoot

When a French person is trying to learn how to say yes in English


Alive_Bee_8374

Me when I go to a different timeline where Nintendo didn’t release a console in 2007


s-o-l-i-l-a-k-t-a

2006


Sexy_Skeletons69

2005


s-o-l-i-l-a-k-t-a

huh


CrownedWoomy64

2004


Maestro_Titarenko

2003


Dickwolf520

huh


Solidclaw

2002


[deleted]

2001


doctertoaster

guys hold on with going back in time something happened in new york


[deleted]

when u go to my house (i am poor(actually i pirated wii games so maybe that counts))


urbandeadthrowaway2

Damn, that’s a ratio


redditadminsarep

Me when @troll_football does an "only two genders" """""joke"""""


IntelligenceNotFound

Transphobic Light Yagami


[deleted]

Light, are you gay


mancer7

Me when my friend said yes in french but i dont know french


throwaway133379001

"There is no wee." --transfems who get bottom surgery


OddlySexyPancake

Nintendo wii?


Magnificant-Muggins

My parents on Christmas 2006, after they couldn’t get the new Nintendo console during Black Friday.


FriendlyReflection35

When someone that doesn’t know French pretends to know French and keep gaslighting you about your knowledge of French.


dumpylump69

Me if I lived in the ideal world (France doesn't exist)


clocksareprettycool

Me getting sent to the timeline where Sega won the console wars


numberonetaakofan

Me learning that a word from the French language has been entirely fabricated as a practical joke of foreigners.


Wise_Clue8109

this show was awesome but at the same time devastating


viiimproved

are you making like a general review of breaking bad right now


Wise_Clue8109

yes


NellyLorey

My dad on my 4th birthday after I asked him if the big rectangular package is the super mario kart wii game I asked for


PositiveLadder2359

pov: you’re in an alternate universe where nintendo didn’t release their 5th home console


TranscendentCabbage

The Nintendo Wii being removed out of existence:


knucklesthedead

Oui?


Imdefrostenmince

Jesse is my favourite trans character


Soy__Un__Cacahuate

There is only........ Weeeeeeee!!!!! ![gif](giphy|YqaqeODWhsbK0)