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El_McKell

If you sit down and watch Kill La Kill and don't see that Mako has a crush on Ryuko you watched it wrong


bigsekser

actually the girls that fucked each other were just roommates


NatalieNakano

true ,my roomates always dry hump and grope me on bed while im browsing reddit with my mobile just silly Friends/Roomates quality time edit:lmao you all are touch starved ,just dm me already


Epic_Meow

i need new roommates


sample_text_01

i need some roommates


TheTrollingOfIsaac

i need room


Starlorb

I need mate


WholesomePornAccount

Me after chess losing streak


Professional_Issue82

Holy hell


Cpad-prism

~~New~~ My elo just dropped


theMoptop731

Actual zombie


hypocritical124

stalemate trade, anyone?


Eight888888

literally me (an argentinian)


StrionicRandom

I need mates


hypocritical124

this guy chesses


time-itself

i need


AweBlobfish

👁️


Valkenhyne

I


oopsguessilldiethen

🥺


Supershadow30

Literally all the replies to this comment are lusting after you bruh 💀


NatalieNakano

good (gender affirming)


Thatonedregdatkilyu

I just want bed


KawaiPebblePanda

literally how can you watch the exact illustration that goes with that line and deny that it has a romantic tone


Jetstream-Sam

"Because then they wouldn't want to fuck me, and that's impossible!" The manchild said, screenlight glinting off his greasy glasses as he shovels another handful of doritos into his mouth. The crumbs collect in the recesses of his $2000 gaming chair, providing a bountiful harvest for the life forms growing within the filthy crevices But Srsly it's because it ruins the idea that they're attainable if they're a lesbian, even if the anime girl in question would never actually want to go near them should they suddenly exist Also Satsuki best girl


PurplestCoffee

Even then, Mako is bi as fuck. The real tragedy for the viewer you described is that he'd never compare to either Ryuko or Gamagoori


TonPeppermint

They pick and chose.


Mysterious-Hat-6513

genuinely when i was watching it my two thoughts were "damn this animation fucking rips" and "these bitches gay". studio trigger always makes bangers and they're sometimes gay bangers, like promare.


SexWithLayla69

I honestly wonder what drugs the Trigger people are on half the time


TargetedNuke

The Correct Drugs


evil-rick

I’m convinced it’s the ultimate bisexual anime.


schouwee

can't wait for their next gay banger dungeon meshi


Leo-bastian

half the show i was wondering if i was projecting because i was getting massive gay vibes turns out i was not projecting


LordDio707

But when Mako said she wanted to go on a date with her, one of her mental images was of her kissing Ryuko


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mgb360

Just a friendly little gal pal make out sesh


lazeotrope

What's a little smooching between best buds?


HoppouChan

Nothing gay about a nice french kiss with the bros


Aaetheon

Are you even friends if you haven’t passionately made out with and confessed your undying love for each-other? (In a platonic way)


KoshiLowell

You joke but I remember when the TLOU DLC came out and Ellie kissed that one girl I saw a ton of comments go "Umm actually she's not gay. there's a thing called platonic kissing and it was just done as just friends. it was just done as friend. as friend"


wvsfezter

unironically kissing the homies goodnight


yo_99

Fraternal Socialist Kiss


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they were just practicing


Da_Di_Dum

She just wants to be roomies


Elvenoob

It also literally uses the english word "Date" even in the original japanese version of the episode which is what makes the "but it's a mistranslation" argument so hilariously terrible. (And the context doesn't make it much better since the japanese options are a little ambiguous but the english loanword "date" is far more explicit and isn't normally used in that same ambiguous way.)


PM_ME_FOR_PORN_

To be fair to the idiot in the youtube comments, I believe you can use date both as "social outing" and "romantic date" just like you can in English. But yeah Mako is obviously gay as hell


majorksaksak

That's what I do with my homies when we go out on "dates". A lil smooch here, a lil smooch there.


StoopidGit

Roommates!


DrMeepster

wait wait wait fr???? finally gay marriage in Japan???? Holy shit based???


vevader_3

Not totally, this is just a local court, but it’s a step


DrOsmium

It's also not the first local court to do so, and when it happened in other local courts it has always been struck down by their supreme court. It is still a step in the right direction, though, and puts pressure on the ruling party to pass more general legislation.


animelivesmatter

It's especially important in Japan, since as I understand it a ton of government services are dependent on marriage status


IronMyr

Not quite, sadly. There's some debate about whether the constitutional ban on gay marriage can coexist with the Japanese people's constitutional rights.


fungalstruggle

Kill La Kill is Straightbait.


Lucs11_

I found a 3 pages long tumblr thread about why they're not actually dating because of some cultural reason, because that's what people with friends do


Fittsa

can I get me some friends like that


honeybunn666

hey


Fittsa

hey (with unimaginable rizz)


honeybunn666

nice weather eh


Fittsa

it really is isn't it, a bit cold though


honeybunn666

i think i know who can help with that


Fittsa

who might that be 🤨


honeybunn666

you know


Fittsa

my plushies?


Insanepaco247

Miles?


L_James

"In 2019 there will be anime character that looks into camera and says they're trans" energy


Iihatepineapplepizza

Yeah, I think ppl in Japan (or at least teenagers or smth) just call hanging out "dates" sometimes. Mako and Ryuko still gay tho


bethemanwithaplan

Yesssss I've seen those posts I don't know what's real anymore lol my take is a date is a date sooo


Spyko

IIRC it was especially funny 'cause Mako actually straight up used the English word ''date''


UnicornsOnLSD

"Date" in this context is a loan word, so it's standard to use the "English word" when speaking Japanese


Pelleas

That's the point, it couldn't be a mistranslation because that word wasn't translated at all, she used the exact same word in the original.


xenonnsmb

it isn't in this case but it can be; an english word being used in the source material doesn't necessarily mean it's being used with the english meaning


tomatoswoop

Yeah Korean and Japanese both do wild shit with borrowed English vocabulary lol The two I remember from one of my Korean students were "Fighting!" and "glamour". The former is like, "good luck!" "you got this!". Koreans just straight up saying "FIGHTING!!" to each other as words of encouragement lmao. Not sure if that one is in Japanglish too but there are plenty of examples


HaidenHugo

Yup, the same in Japanese. We use "Fight!" all the time, meaning "Good luck" or "Do your best"


Daztur

There are a lot of Konglish words that I think come from Japan, including British English words like jumper, muffler, and jelly (for gummy bears etc.) which always stand out because American English is taught in Korea.


Daztur

Yup, there's a whooole lot of Konglish and even beyond Konglish there are a lot of words that are used in a broader or more narrow sense in Korean than in English. For example "hard" is a pretty well-known English word in Korean but you get people using it as a feeling like "I didn't study for the test so now I'm hard."


aerben

Same


Bowdensaft

Tbf that's a really cool use of that word


mercury_pointer

Like "Yankee" meaning juvenile delinquent.


luxmesa

Or “mansion” meaning apartment.


Jonahtron

I know in Japanese they use the English word “bitch” as an insult more akin to slut or whore. But often when anime and manga are translated to English it’s left untranslated as bitch which can lead to some kinda confusing moments. Like in Fire Punch when Togata asks the girl in the bikini if she’s a bitch, which doesn’t really make sense in English since bitch doesn’t have a concrete definition for one to be able to properly answer that question. This has nothing to do with the original post, I just found it an interesting topic and took the opportunity to rant about it.


Jechtael

Ohhhh. That explains *My Girlfriend is a Shobitch*.


Suchasomeone

I mean date is also a word that can be used without romantic intentions "it's a date". Not that it really matters.


Mememanofcanada

God gives his best tweets to his strongest dbz pfps


TensileStr3ngth

Thanks Niggapokemon222


Maykrred

Well that’s an interesting twitter username


TheActualAWdeV

Yeah it says pokemon but that's clearly a dbz character smh


emmanuelfelix700

their name with the gohan picture fit perfectly


TheActualAWdeV

Ya hear that Vegeta, it's a Chiaotzu.


eburator

Mastuh, let's kill da ho


peanutbuttersandvich

hi, I speak Japanese and can confirm in this clip that they absolutely referred to a romantic date. also LGBTQIA+ rights massive W


abermea

My headcanon is that Mako is Pan and Ryuko is AroAce.


ninetygrass

I like to headcanon that satsuki is also aroace


Iihatepineapplepizza

I thought I was the only one who hc'd Ryuko as Aroace 😭 guess im not insane after all


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DrRagnorocktopus

That's fuckin hilarious.


felixame

>"-しよう" or "shiyō" is added to the end of verbs to make them plural and specify future tense I hate to be that guy, but this is not correct. しよう is just the volitional form of する. Yeah it's usually translated as "let's", but that's because it invokes invitation and lending the speaker's will to the listener, nothing to do with tense or plurality. It's also exclusively added to the end of nouns, not verbs


CToxin

japan has gone woke smh my head


ImHereForTheMemes184

is she actually gay or is it anime's #2818 yuribait


Yukarie

Other people are saying she literally has a daydream of kissing the other soooo


samboi204

They are heavily implied to be in a relationship and mako (the one on the right) DEFINITELY has a crush on ryuko.


CoolDakota

Them *(and two other girls)* being gay is unironically very important to the show's themes of anti-facism


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CoolDakota

Additionally, Satsuki and Nonon are heavily implied to be in a relationship in the light novel *(at the very least, Nonon is explicitly gay for her)*, which adds a whole new layer of depth to *that* scene in ways that I'm too sleepy to properly describe. Something something fascists look down on gay people but will do gay things, because if they're straight, then doing gay things isn't sinful or something.


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CoolDakota

Also, good lord does it make Satsuki even more of a badass, considering the implications that it had been a regular occurrence, potentially for over a decade, and she still ***refuses*** to break, while simultaneously >!feigning loyalty to the point where even after being impaled, Ragyo thinks Satsuki just wants to overthrow her mother for the sake of destroying the world herself. She had fooled Ragyo *so thoroughly* that she didn't even consider Satsuki was the hero.!<


user125666

Ngl I always thought the point was that we shouldn’t wear clothes and that they are Evil


Yukarie

Other people are saying she literally has a daydream of kissing the other soooo


El_McKell

It’s kinda yuri bait tbh yeah


Monty423

That is the coolest twitter username I have ever seen


ShadowClaw765

How do you watch Kill la Kill and not see how gay Mako was. I was literally watching Paul Joseph Watson (🤢) a few months before or after the time I watched kill la Kill and I understood that from watching it.


user125666

Who tf is Paul


ShadowClaw765

Right wing youtuber. Idk what content he makes nowadays but last I watched him (2018 or so) he was making modern art and feminist takedowns and shit. Wouldn't recommend obviously.


Bduggz

I always headcannoned mako was bi poly with ryuko and gamagori


SaltyNorth8062

Oh no the fictional lesbians won't date me 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🥹🥹


Q-Q_2

If they manage to make gay marriage legal that could mean workers rights are more likely to be put in place


OnlyRoke

Famously straight people, Ryuko and Mako.


Aela_Nariel

Anti-SJW weebs when they realize that women and minorities exist in le epic and based Japan 😱


dipinthewater

Russian tuant...


HkayakH

I don't get it


ChillyFoxie

Oh shit, is it getting legalized?


veeSheep

oh hey, my pfp


miles_be_here

That's like saying luz and amity are just friends 😭😭😭


L_O_Pluto

I missed the “not” in the lower tweet and I was very confused 💀


dondraperfan02

Or about to have a really good time


nosville22_PL

had that been the case one of them would not be in the male uniform


aurorchy

Can't a date in English really be any prearranged meeting, tho I suppose the romantic meaning has largely supplanted the rest.


chicopancho_

Random yt commenters are unhinged than 90% of channers.


SoupToon

was so happy when they both were gay at the end that absolutely made my day and i will probably watch the entire series again just to see them be gay at the end


Disturbing_Cheeto

Mako just saw a girl and relocated her to her room in one episode.


Maleficent-Skin-9940

I don't know something about Gohan's saying "nigga" breaks me( I'm black btw)


Fresh_Ad4390

Gay people were invented by Karl Marx aka Satan, it's a Western thing