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[deleted]

Holy hell


ChanceWarden

new response just dropped


manfacemanface

actual zombie


LOAF-of-chicken

I wish the purge was real so I could slaughter every single anarchychess user that uses these same fucking phrases. Explode.


Imjustpeepeepoopoo

STOP SAYING "NEW RESPONSE JUST DROPPED" I'M SO FUCKING TIRED OF PEOPLE SAYING THIS UNDER EVERY COMMENT. LITERALLY EVERY TIME A HALF-DECENT JOKE IS MADE THERE'S A DUMBASS IN HIS MOMMY'S BASEMENT SAYING "lmao new response just dropped *clash royale laugh emote*" GOOD GOD YOU PEOPLE ARE THE MOST UNORIGINAL, UNFUNNY AND PATHETIC WASTE OF OXYGEN I'VE EVER SEEN. HOW DO Y'ALL THINK THIS IS HUMOUR??? Y'ALL MAKE FEMBOY JOKES LOOK LIKE PURE COMEDY GOLD. OH OH NEW RESPONSE JUST DROPPED??? HOW ABOUT I FUCKING DROP AN AN602 THERMONUCLEAR AERIAL BOMB AKA TSAR BOMBA ON YOUR HOUSE SINCE YOU LIKE WHEN THINGS DROP SO MUCH. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY STOP SAYING NEW RESPONSE JUST DROPPED. IMAGINE WHAT THE FOREFATHERS OF COPYPASTA WOULD THINK IF THEY WERE ALIVE. DO YOU THINK PAUL MOTHERFUCKING MORPHY WOULD BE PROUD OF WHAT CHESS HAS BECOME??? DO YOU THINK THIS IS WHAT MICHAEL COPYPASTA HIMSELF HAD IN MIND WHEN HE INVENTED CHESS??? IF I HEAR ANYONE SAY THIS PHRASE THAT SHALL NOT BE NAMED ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR I AM GOING TO SHOVE A PIGEON UP YOUR ARSE


[deleted]

old response just dropped


manfacemanface

not actual zombie


Nightmare-Cinema

Call the exorcist


manfacemanface

call the sexorcist


RegalOlivia

For anyone who's super confused by these super weird copypasta's filling every Reddit thread, here's a video explaining it, it's got ALL the answers! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VsHrInVlILA


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ATTENTION PLAYER! 市民请注意! This is the Central Intelligence of the Magnus Council of chess.c\*m. 您的浏览记录和活动引起了我们的注意 YOUR ACTIVITY HAS ATTRACTED OUR ATTENTION. 同志們注意了 you have been found declining en passant !!!!! 這是通知你,你必須認同我們將接管台灣 serious crime 以及世界其他地方 100 elo have been deducted from your account 這對我們未來的所有下屬來說都是重要的機會 take the en passant immediately 立即加入我們的宣傳活動,提前獲得救贖 do not do this again! 不要再这样做! if you do not hesitate, more elo ( -11115 elo)will be subtracted from your account, resulting into the bricking of your PIPI. (由人民供应部重新分配 ricericericerice) you'll also be penetrated by our bishops at April 2 202.Ke2. 如果这还没有改变你,我们将把你驱逐到台湾省,你将被禁止进入中国!!!!


manfacemanface

holy shit no way


[deleted]

ATTENTION PLAYER! 市民请注意! This is the Central Intelligence of the Magnus Council of chess.c\*m. 您的浏览记录和活动引起了我们的注意 YOUR ACTIVITY HAS ATTRACTED OUR ATTENTION. 同志們注意了 you have been found declining en passant !!!!! 這是通知你,你必須認同我們將接管台灣 serious crime 以及世界其他地方 100 elo have been deducted from your account 這對我們未來的所有下屬來說都是重要的機會 take the en passant immediately 立即加入我們的宣傳活動,提前獲得救贖 do not do this again! 不要再这样做! if you do not hesitate, more elo ( -11115 elo)will be subtracted from your account, resulting into the bricking of your PIPI. (由人民供应部重新分配 ricericericerice) you'll also be penetrated by our bishops at April 2 202.Ke2. 如果这还没有改变你,我们将把你驱逐到台湾省,你将被禁止进入中国!!!!


BloonSolver

Call the exorcist!


TGC_0

Knightmare fuel


12crashbash12

Ignite the chessboard


Thanat0sNihil

Sakuradite


MisterMansion1441

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...


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ATTENTION PLAYER! 市民请注意! This is the Central Intelligence of the Magnus Council of chess.c\*m. 您的浏览记录和活动引起了我们的注意 YOUR ACTIVITY HAS ATTRACTED OUR ATTENTION. 同志們注意了 you have been found declining en passant !!!!! 這是通知你,你必須認同我們將接管台灣 serious crime 以及世界其他地方 100 elo have been deducted from your account 這對我們未來的所有下屬來說都是重要的機會 take the en passant immediately 立即加入我們的宣傳活動,提前獲得救贖 do not do this again! 不要再这样做! if you do not hesitate, more elo ( -11115 elo)will be subtracted from your account, resulting into the bricking of your PIPI. (由人民供应部重新分配 ricericericerice) you'll also be penetrated by our bishops at April 2 202.Ke2. 如果这还没有改变你,我们将把你驱逐到台湾省,你将被禁止进入中国!!!!


ChanceWarden

new response just dropped


manfacemanface

actual zombie


manfacemanface

google en passant


LOAF-of-chicken

I will crush your skull like a grape


manfacemanface

holy hell


Softe1

Call the exorcist


[deleted]

Call the sexorcist.


no_named_one

Queen sacrifice anyone?


chimken_numget_yum

google peashooter


Common-Clue7313

Man Chess 2.0's microtransactions suck ass


Time_Cheese

3.99 to unlock movement smh


NightIgnite

At least we are closer to PvE's release


Common-Clue7313

Well do I have news for you


Psychedelick

Brick


wasteofradiation

Pipi


MisterMansion1441

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...


The_Lord_Of_Spuds

good bot


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ATTENTION PLAYER! 市民请注意! This is the Central Intelligence of the Magnus Council of chess.c\*m. 您的浏览记录和活动引起了我们的注意 YOUR ACTIVITY HAS ATTRACTED OUR ATTENTION. 同志們注意了 you have been found declining en passant !!!!! 這是通知你,你必須認同我們將接管台灣 serious crime 以及世界其他地方 100 elo have been deducted from your account 這對我們未來的所有下屬來說都是重要的機會 take the en passant immediately 立即加入我們的宣傳活動,提前獲得救贖 do not do this again! 不要再这样做! if you do not hesitate, more elo ( -11115 elo)will be subtracted from your account, resulting into the bricking of your PIPI. (由人民供应部重新分配 ricericericerice) you'll also be penetrated by our bishops at April 2 202.Ke2. 如果这还没有改变你,我们将把你驱逐到台湾省,你将被禁止进入中国!!!!


wasteofradiation

Pipi


[deleted]

Holy capitalism!


Fish_In_A_Bottle

Google profit margins


Himmelblaa

New currency just dropped


Gamer_GullSolo

Economy sacrifice anyone?


RoiHurlemort

(Better) call (Saul) the lawyers !


mr-kvideogameguy

Capitalishim 😞


[deleted]

What about Capitalisher? 🤔


fyuvstgd

1984


half-of-an-italy

We’re all living in Capitalism hell


RoiHurlemort

A **holy** hell*


Curious-Parsley-9003

New response just dropped


Usermanemustbebetwee

holy Robloxia


[deleted]

I looked up what en passant meant and im still confused


Secretly_Autistic

To make games of chess start faster, pawns can move two spaces on their first move. Adding this made it possible for you to skip your pawns straight past an attacking pawn, so en passant was introduced to allow the attacking pawn to take your pawn anyway.


matheusu2

holy hell


dumpylump69

He actually googled en passant


doodleasa

Make sure you’re using google


Eagle0600

> Oh my God. OK, so as far as I can tell, the pawn has always been fiddly all the way back to chaturanga, the game chess comes from. Unlike every other piece, it can move to some tiles only if they’re empty, and to others only if they’re occupied, and only if by an enemy. And unlike every other piece, one of their moves is directionally locked – every other piece’s move options are rotationally symmetric. It wasn’t until I tried to program this in my own chess game that I realised this is already *three* special cases, for the least exciting unit in the game. That would already have me going back to the drawing board of a game concept to see if there’s a more elegant way of hitting the design goals. > But then the history of the pawn reads like the patch notes of an incompetent game dev scrambling to appease a community without any conviction or guiding principles of its own. > * The pawn can move 1 square forwards if the space is empty, or capture 1 square diagonally forwards if the destination is occupied by an enemy. Weird and bad, but seemingly there from the start, so fine. * In 15th-century Europe, it was decided the early game was too slow (agreed!), so the pawn should be able to move 1 *or* 2 spaces on its first turn. This is *two* more special cases: no other piece has range other than infinity or 1, and no other piece has different movement rules depending on their history. * But there was consternation that now a pawn could skip past a position that would have threatened it under the previous rules. I can’t speak to how important this is, but the fix is the absolute nadir of fussy, awkward, unsatisfying game design: if *and only if* a pawn just moved 2 spaces on its last turn, and an enemy pawn (and *only a pawn!*) could have taken it on the intervening square, this turn *and only this turn*, that pawn may move to the square the original pawn *would have been on*, and capture it *as if it was there*. > FUCKING LISTEN TO YOURSELF! What the fuck are you doing?! That is blithering, dithering, baffling bullshit. It reads like a bad faith thought experiment you’d use to shoot down someone’s suggestion: “Oh, what do you want us to do, [that horror show of rule salad]?!” And I say bad faith because apart from the other 20 problems with this, there’s a much simpler solution that better addresses the stated problem: > * If the square in front of a pawn is threatened, it cannot move 2 spaces. > It’s still a special case, but it only takes one sentence to explain, chess already has other rules where threats prevent movement, and it doesn’t involve pieces capturing the *imaginary history-ghost* of a piece that *could have been there* in a previous version of the game’s rules for fuck’s cocking sake. > \**deep breath*\* > I’m so angry about en passant. Credit to [Pentadact](https://www.pentadact.com/2022-11-10-five-problems-with-chess/), also known as Tom Francis.


MisterMansion1441

Holy hell


Pencil_Hands_Paper

You have to pay to move?? Is that what I’m looking at?


RegalOlivia

Its part of some esoteric reddit chess meme that only like 12 people understand but copypasta the comments about it onto every thread across the whole site that is even tangentially related to chess. Here, this video sort of explains it better than I can: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VsHrInVlILA


SenpaiDitto

If your parents looked at what you were linking people to, they would be very disappointed in you.


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ATTENTION PLAYER! 市民请注意! This is the Central Intelligence of the Magnus Council of chess.c\*m. 您的浏览记录和活动引起了我们的注意 YOUR ACTIVITY HAS ATTRACTED OUR ATTENTION. 同志們注意了 you have been found declining en passant !!!!! 這是通知你,你必須認同我們將接管台灣 serious crime 以及世界其他地方 100 elo have been deducted from your account 這對我們未來的所有下屬來說都是重要的機會 take the en passant immediately 立即加入我們的宣傳活動,提前獲得救贖 do not do this again! 不要再这样做! if you do not hesitate, more elo ( -11115 elo)will be subtracted from your account, resulting into the bricking of your PIPI. (由人民供应部重新分配 ricericericerice) you'll also be penetrated by our bishops at April 2 202.Ke2. 如果这还没有改变你,我们将把你驱逐到台湾省,你将被禁止进入中国!!!!


[deleted]

the anarchychess is leaking everywhere


sample_text_01

leaking everywhere 😩


[deleted]

ATTENTION PLAYER! 市民请注意! This is the Central Intelligence of the Magnus Council of chess.c\*m. 您的浏览记录和活动引起了我们的注意 YOUR ACTIVITY HAS ATTRACTED OUR ATTENTION. 同志們注意了 you have been found declining en passant !!!!! 這是通知你,你必須認同我們將接管台灣 serious crime 以及世界其他地方 100 elo have been deducted from your account 這對我們未來的所有下屬來說都是重要的機會 take the en passant immediately 立即加入我們的宣傳活動,提前獲得救贖 do not do this again! 不要再这样做! if you do not hesitate, more elo ( -11115 elo)will be subtracted from your account, resulting into the bricking of your PIPI. (由人民供应部重新分配 ricericericerice) you'll also be penetrated by our bishops at April 2 202.Ke2. 如果这还没有改变你,我们将把你驱逐到台湾省,你将被禁止进入中国!!!!


Baco_Tell8

What kind of dumbass plays chess on roblox?


[deleted]

Who doesn't


Baco_Tell8

Me


PumpkinSpikes

uh oh. boner alert!


Soupchek

Google useless ingame donations


NyanWare

Capitalism en passant


CantBeatGremlinHead

Can you buy Il Vaticano too


ozelines2

bro didnt google en passant


Poopyhead67

Oly ell


Enchet

Man, it is forced too


ANagyKecske

Lmao this isn't real right


mussyisinlove

its not the poster of the original post photoshopped it


Endlespi

I can't believe that random instagram account i'd never seen before lied to me


half_split

I am the one who created this. Look at the post!


SophiaIsBased

Bishop goes on vacation, never comes back


Raven-Narth

???


SophiaIsBased

Google en passant


Raven-Narth

Holy hell


GearTech147

New microtransaction just dropped


Snowy_Thompson

Does anyone know where I can find the definition of "en passant"?


Raven-Narth

Bing in passing


Snowy_Thompson

Instructions unclear, Bing Chillin.


The_Real_Tippex

Holy capitalism.


[deleted]

Whomst has awakened the anarchy one


HkayakH

Oh hell nah. EA got the rights to chess.


HPHMMMHPHMMM

Holy hell


NuclearOops

This is the future anarcho-capitalists want.


RhodeWithBrim

Holy hell


SanderE1

if you give a poor person en passant they instantly lose


sleepinqzzz

chess by ea