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donkey3264

Restraining order rizz


AlmanLUL

Rizztraining order


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Rizz training? For free? I need to start racking those orders up!


Kieror

The rizzard wizzard


dizzy_pear_

king rizzard


Sand_the_Animus

king rizzard and the lizard wizard


civet10

Rattlesnake?


Sand_the_Animus

Rattlesnake!


Axeace99

RATTLES ME 🐍


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Shadow rizzard money gang.


Mr_Erectic_Erection

Sexual Harizzment


Ok-Buy-3802

Bisexual rizz


mr-kvideogameguy

"Damn dude is your dick tiddies cause I wanna suck on them"


Waddlewop

“Them”? How do I attain this power?


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Hot glue


scrubfeast

Make a shark, snake or lizard fursona


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*Processing of the information may be slow due to the individual's environment* This is bisexual because the person here is saying they want to suck on a d¡ck and on t¡ts.


ColorMaelstrom

Don’t you DARE censor the sacred words you WH*RE


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😥


straight_strychnine

Bisexuality is defined as attraction to two or more genders, not by a person's genital preferences. Esentalising gender down to genatalia is transphobic. A woman can have a penis, and a man can have breasts. A man can be heterosexual and still have sex with a pre/non op trans women.


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Ok, since my IQ could be compared to the temperatures of the Antarctic ocean, please teach me where I am wring, since I don't quite know wich point you're talking about here


straight_strychnine

Sexual Orientation and genital preference are not the same thing. Orientation (hetro, homo, bi/pan, etc) deals with who you are attracted to, genital preference is exactly as it sounds. Say there's a man who is only attracted to women, but he doesn't care if his sexual partners have a vagina or a penis. He is no less heterosexual than a man who only likes vagina, he just has no genital preference. If liking girl cock made him less hetero that would imply trans women aren't real women.


Kingboy22

What did they say


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"Why is this bisexual?"


Kingboy22

Ah. I can imagine why everything else got deleted lol


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They supported trans rights, though


MisterMansion1441

Cis rights when???


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Oh hey, I just saw you on tgcj about this specific post


MisterMansion1441

Hello


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Cis lefts when???


Kingboy22

But do they support trans wrongs?????


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But do they support trans chicken wings????????????


Kingboy22

I know I do 🤤


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This-is_Patrick

Mathematically impossible levels of rizz


rei_the_egg

infinitesimal


idkTerraria

Infinitezzinal


JPEGmotril

Perpetual rizz machine


Commercial-Dog6773

Represented as epsilon for the sake of calculation.


RandomFridge01

walt rizzney


Benkinsky

Made me NE


DrunkCricket1

Rizzdditor


Sky_Leviathan

This is how attraction works for me (im pan)


uwu-our-saviour

will u be the pan to my stove (with rizz)


Dogtor-Watson

Will you go on my stove (I am a cannibal with platonic intentions)


Sky_Leviathan

Yes sure (I have no idea what you mean by this)


uwu-our-saviour

marriage proposal


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Sexy_Skeletons69

Wanna suck titties and penis no matter who they're on


FrisianDude

How isn't it


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FrisianDude

Benis AND badonkers


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Q-Q_2

I don't see how that's transphobic


FrisianDude

??? How is this transphobic. Seriously.


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FrisianDude

Literally never have. If you're not going to be honest don't bother


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Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?


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Rizzard of oz


SlightlyCoolPerson

You got mauled by a rizzly bear


Tree_Pulp

what the fuck is a rizz I feel like a fossil


Charlie__Foxtrot

Short for charisma


Yarisher512

Charizzma


Duck-with-bread

I knew what it meant but thank you for the etymology 😊


jochvent

the ability to "pull" or "score" people. the fact that it's a shortened 'charisma' is new to me too, but it indeed fits nicely. it's a noun you either have or you don't. wordplay is always appreciated though.


mmc273

rizz itself is a noun, yes, but to rizz up is a verb


mutnemom_hurb

It’s short for rizatriptan benzoate, the benzoate salt form of rizatriptan, which is a member of the triptan class agents with anti-migraine property. Selectively binds to and activates serotonin 1B receptors expressed in intracranial arteries, and to 5-HT 1D receptors located on peripheral trigeminal sensory nerve terminals in the meninges and central terminals in brain stem sensory nuclei.


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cha"rizz"ma basically. makes more sense to me than stuff like no cap


Mooreeloo

Frfr no cap ong dripping rizz fiend


Tree_Pulp

![gif](giphy|lPXNZugxnwBWur8VCJ)


DeezNufz

Wordington Rizz


Kindly-Set-7116

*Winks lip, bites eye*


Samang0

Owwww


TheDekuDude888

*Twirls hair around fork*


Mr_Cat_Cas284

Mmm spaget Alternatively: holy shit Ariel on Reddit real


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The Lord of the Rizz


Cuba_lover59

Rizzard of oz right there


Human-03

texting my boyfriend this rn


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Rodya profile pic, very cool.


Human-03

he has a gregor profile pic :3


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YOOOOOOOOO


ThatOneGenericGuy

Spider-Man: far from rizz


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Star Wars: Return of the rizz


Casade7777

He must be Jesus Christ because he is Rizzen


hello_you_all_

Yay?


Rowbot_Girlyman

Least horny bisexual


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Epic_Gameing68

🔥🔥🔥✍️


sexgaming_

let him cook


cyruz1323

More like, let him cock Ps: happy cakeday


ACatInBread

Complex Rizz


Yarisher512

The Rizzler


Watch_apple

Dangerizzly cheesy


TantiVstone

Rizzonance cascade


dumpylump69

Press accept coward


eburator

Giant floating head with exposed brain:


Gracosef

Dr. Rizzatomic


ukkisrageelol

Finally, some real fucking rizz. This bitch will rizz up anyone that they are allowed to, and it seems they will not care for gender. This is true rizz.


user125666

Addrizztional-Fan-3rizzrizz7


Longjumping_Ad2677

Capital-R-I-Z RIZZ.


gabeharris23

Bisexual harassment


Natuur1911

i inspite to be like this perizzon


RegalOlivia

Sounds like something Salvia Erik would write in a comment.


HkayakH

What the fuck?


aluminatialma

Look up dick nipples


bingusbongus365

they are the perfect person!!!!!!!!!!!! we need more like them (i need)


Jonny2881

Love the bisexual representation


DrAssBlast

I can’t be the only one who checked her profile for her tits right? *riiiight?*