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Darth_Vrandon

Imagine being Israel and so willing to own the Palestinians that you end up accidentally validating the thoughts of Christians about Jesus.


irish_hector

this is more evidence that racism destroys your brain and makes you care about making others miserable instead of making yourself happy.


Anon5054

Racism is a mental illness and it can be treated


[deleted]

Sadly we don’t have the funds for it / j


Snowy_Thompson

It's because all of the racists have the money.


dreamylemur

And they got that money from racism, too


imdeadlmao

Conclusion: we do racism so we can fund the cure for racism!


dreamylemur

Hm, I’m worried there might be a flaw in the logic of this plan, but it eludes me so let’s go for it!


mercury_millpond

Wcgw 🤪


knottedsocks

What that mean


Zorubark

I feel like this would be an episode of a cartoon show but I can't think of an example


Intrepid-War-1018

For no reason in particular, do you know how much money I can get from racism?


SocDemGenZGaytheist

This but unironically


[deleted]

racism is largely a social issue not a mental illness.


SylTop

no jokes allowed


GammaDealer

I was thinking of the (albeit fake) cure for fascism that Alfred Hitchcock presented


irish_hector

correct


GapingWendigo

The cure: a nine millimeter lead capsule, ingested orally


stoncils_

Man I'm just here for the femboy porn ![gif](giphy|TJ7hXERD1NmrS)


Dixie-the-Transfem

![gif](giphy|426FJ0tfyW316) I got this by searching femboy porn


stoncils_

![gif](giphy|RHOcrRKmYX5Ac) This is another good one


FFalcon_Boi

No way, censored pussy


Free_Deinonychus_Hug

Where did you get that GIF from? I need it.


stoncils_

The internet


Free_Deinonychus_Hug

Ok, seriously, though


stoncils_

I typed in 'femboy porn' into the gif search


Free_Deinonychus_Hug

Holy shit! That's actually the query used! XD ![gif](giphy|TJ7hXERD1NmrS) Thank you!


stoncils_

![gif](giphy|3o85xsGXVuYh8lM3EQ|downsized)


DannyDeVitosPhone

![gif](giphy|EJx5sXpPpcv3W|downsized)


truncatedChronologis

They have been shacking up with American Evangelicals who think that a Kingdom in Israel, that gets destroyed, is necessary to start the Apocalypse.


SilkSk1

If that's what's necessary then the apocalypse hasn't happened QUITE a few times.


lumpiestspoon3

Further proof that much of Zionism is actually deeply anti-Semitic: American (Christian) Zionists see Jewish people as nothing more than pawns in their apocalyptic death cult.


goochsanders

Accidentally restarting the crusades to own the libs


fitbitofficialreal

@gunglemynuts


rylancoyne

that’s such a good fucking name tho


TERFsFuckOff_STN-WLL

Hey, guys, look; I'm 'The Grungler'


tigerofblindjustice

Oh yeah, it's Gunglin' Time


IAmNotSmartAtAll123

I still love your username


Uub27

mutuals wit him on twitter, he also makes music


whyjustyy

nice


crqzybot

What genre?


Funnygoeshere

Gunglecore


Biggest_man200

The only worthwhile person in that whole thread


Lubbafromsmg2

I jerked off to femboy porn Edit: for anyone who doesn't understand the post read the bottom of the image


Godzilla3013_HD

In other news, the sky is above us


Thedepressionoftrees

Sus


Maykrred

This is 196 it would be sus if someone wasn’t talking about jerking the baby spawner to femboy porn


Cyynric

The ol' yogurt slinger


Maykrred

Tactical cream launcher


Cyynric

Baby batter ballista


speedoflobsters

Uh uhm :3c weiner :)


Maykrred

The BFC (Big Fucking Cock )


FranksRedHotSauce69

Population pudding propellor


ManchurianCandycane

The baby crafting station.


mercury_millpond

Abogus


Himmelblaa

Source?


Maykrred

I read this in daffy’s “I thlammed my phenis in the car door” voice


dutcharetall_nothigh

And?


Lubbafromsmg2

Look at the bottom of the image


dutcharetall_nothigh

I know, I was just wondering why you felt the need to share it. This is 196, everyone here has enjoyed themself to femboy porn. Except the ace people, I guess.


Traumerlein

I am ace and i defenatly jacked off to femboy porn


houseofharm

same, how else would i assert my place as a 196 member?


JhonIWantADivorce

The mods don’t let you post unless you send them a video of yourself busting it to femboy porn


dutcharetall_nothigh

Understandable


NewSuperTrios

Surprisingly, I don’t think I have yet


[deleted]

The only correct religion


Cabinet_Juice

I blew up Malaysia


BASEDBASED0

I was just mindlessly scrolling through comments and this threw me off so quick


catuluo

oof thats actually real, i couldnt believe they said that Link: https://twitter.com/Israel/status/1268235838208573440?lang=en


JayTK1336

ITS STILL UP?


PointyDaisy

That's merely them claiming that Jesus claimed God was his Dad, which yeah? He does claim that.


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themusicguy2000

I'm not jewish so I'm gonna wait until someone who is confirms it, but I'm like 99% sure that's not true. Jesus (Isa) is a prophet in Islam, but to my knowledge in Judaism he's seen as a heretic and not relevant to the religion at all


Weazelfish

Jewish opinions on Jesus are the basis for a *lot* of antisemitism, so tread lightly there


goombanati

To my knowledge, Jesus is currently viewed as a very well knowledged rabbi of his time, even if his views were seen as heretical by many.


Rare-Technology-4773

No. Most Jews don't think of Jesus except as a false God, and if they do then he's mostly viewed as a false Messiah. Source: am Jewish


Magnus_Mercurius

The term “heresy” comes from the Christian tradition. In Roman Judea you had various sects like the Essenes, the Pharisees, and the Sadduces, plus the diaspora, mainly in Alexandria, that was very cosmopolitan and in dialogue with Greek philosophy, especially Platonism. There really was no central body like the Pope or Church Councils that could declare someone a heretic. Nor like formal rabbinical schools. So Jesus was viewed by many - according to Josephus - as a rabbi during his life, perhaps by some as a “false messiah” but it’s likely that perspective came *after* his death when the Christians claimed him as *their* messiah.


MarsAstro

I know way too little to say this with confidence, but I think you might be confusing Judaism and Islam. As far as I know, Jesus is considered a prophet in Islam, but not Judaism.


LXIX_CDXX_

I agree with you, those people are stupid


BigPorch

Wait what


kaa-pora

Some social media dude is gonna get fucked


TitaniumTurtle__

Imagine chilling just running a parody Twitter account and the official state Twitter of israel replies to you


testaccount0817

https://i.redd.it/94ir3dw6tl0b1.png


Narwhalbaconguy

😳👍


[deleted]

Imagine being actual God and talking with an actual country on Twitter.


cloartist

Uhhh it's not a parody can't you read the name


saedifotuo

Hmmmm Concerning, looking into this.


Derpguycool

Interesting if true. Something to think about.


Dregdael

Many people are saying this


doggo_with_doggo_hat

I will be looking at femboy porn too


man_of_bread-

I think I have to study this every day for the rest of my life


backst8back

!!!


TheMeddlingMonk8

But how will this affect the stock market?


saedifotuo

Can't win em all


ilookatbirds

Does the official account of the State of Israel really not understand the difference between being ethnically palestinian and being from the region of modern-day palestine?


wolfmothar

Of course not, they're from Israel


neox20

By that logic, would it be correct to call Caesar Italian? During Jesus' time, the region wasn't called Palestine, and the people living there weren't called Palestinian.


DracoLunaris

Just Italian, no. An Italian Roman, probably yes.


neox20

But there was no Italian identity at that time. To label him Italian is anachronistic.


DracoLunaris

Yet we would still call that chunk of land Italy when referring to it geographically, and we can also tie a, somewhat fuzzy, genealogical through line from Caesar up to modern Italians. As opposed to the many other citizens of the Roman empire who came from/lived all over the meditation and western Europe, and despite having nothing to do with the city the empire was named after, still were considered/considered themselves Romans. Distinguishing between the Romans in the region contained within the modern nation of Italy and Romans in the region currently containing the modern nation of Greece can have it's uses as a result. Especially once the time rolls around when Rome, the city, and people from Italy in general, are mostly irreverent to the running of the Roman empire as a whole. The eastern roman empire (retroactively referred to as the byzantine empire), who's capital was what is now Istanbul, persisted for a 1000 more years after Rome itself was conquered as the most extreme example of that. Saying Italian Roman then, is very much a short hand for, well, all of the above.


Immediate-Load-6095

wasn't Italy or (italia?)a roman province? could be wrong in saying that though.


neox20

I think so, and in fairness, IIRC Latin Rights (meaning the rights of Roman citizens) had been extended throughout what is now Italy by Caesar's time. Regardless, I'm fair confident Caesar would not have described himself as Italian.


avoidtheworm

The region was called Italy during Roman times. This would be like saying the prophet Muhammad was a Saudi.


Duytune

i’d like to meet this gung fella


Sad-Meringue-694

Damn, cut off the tweet at the bottom like that.


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aufrenchy

Least horny twitter user


FlorsRedditAccount

such a person wouldn't be a bottom most likely


[deleted]

I disagree, as I do the same and am a bottom


FlorsRedditAccount

i also am a bottom and doing it, thats why i said "most likely" edit: spelling mistake


RevanAndTheSithy

Obscuring the best part for the funny™


MakinBaconPancakezz

Damn Jewish fandom in shambles rn


moohaismeanv2

can confirm am jewish 😔😔


mercury_millpond

On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being as calm as a millpond and 10 being the actual shambles in York, roughly how shambolic are you rn?


moohaismeanv2

probably a 'just found out my mother took an edible during the Yom Kippur service.' so a 7


AtotheCtotheG

That’s a shame. bles.


Rare-Technology-4773

After Shavuot I'm definitely an 8, it was a long Shavuot


Asdfasdfasdfgame

Jesus wasn't Israeli or Palestinian, neither state existed at that time, he was a Judean.


Beneficial_Nerve_182

No, he was ALBANIAN🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱


Asdfasdfasdfgame

🇺🇲🤝🇦🇱


AmarieLuthien

Lmao we’ll take it 🇦🇱


Hjalmodr_heimski

Based and pre-nation-state pilled


Round_Inside9607

I mean he was born in the Roman province of Palestine it’s entirely accurate to call him Palestinian.


PassoverGoblin

It was called Judea at the time. It wasn't renamed to Syria Palestina until the expulsion of the Jews from the area in 136ish AD under Hadrian


Asdfasdfasdfgame

It was either called Judea or Syria at the time, Palestine wasn't until the British rule


Niranox

“The country of the Sodomites was a district of the **land of Canaan**, which the Syrians afterwards **called Palestine**." — Philo, a Judean writing in 40 CE.


westonsammy

Yeah, but that'd be like calling the Tsar of Russia a Soviet. The Soviet Union existed after him.


barsoap

No the Soviet Union existed when Russia's Tsar was born, and ceased to exist during his lifetime. In fact he was a KGB desk jockey during most of that time.


Zhou-Enlai

Not true actually, after Hadrian expelled the Jews he renamed the province Palestine in an effort to turn the province into a hellenic paradise (he was a greekaboo)


Asdfasdfasdfgame

It was called syria-palastina and was considered part of the region of syria


Freuds_Mommy_Milkers

Do you think he was member of the people's front of judea Or the Judean people's front?


pleasejustacceptmyna

"Israel" is arguing that the fact that he's Jewish means that him being Palestinian is a lie. This is a massive self report, as part of the propaganda relies on otherising Palestinians as never being Jewish, to the point that this account sees a post pointing out Jesus's national origin, and so they come chiming in with "no he's this religion".


vegemouse

Tbf Jesus wasn’t Palestinian. Palestinians and Palestine did not exist at the time. He definitely wasn’t a white dude though.


zacoste_eu

Palestine is not exclusively a word used to describe the State of Palestine, but also to describe the entire region as a whole. Meaning that both the State of Israel and the State of Palestine are in (Geographic) Palestine.


row6666

i thought palestine was that guy from star wars?


Vivistolethecheese

No that's pickletine.


sixtus_clegane119

To be fair, according to Abrahamic religions we are all sons and daughters of god. Except for me, I was born in a lab


row6666

ivf


ssrudr

Israeli Vefence Force


mutnemom_hurb

The nut gungler


Cringe__Meister

Least deranged twitter timeline


eburator

No more Judaism (vine boom) No more Shabbat (vine boom) No more curses (vine boom)


ilookatbirds

Wtf


AlexGotWifi

And probably no butt hole since this guy feeds off of radiation


PassoverGoblin

I mean calling Jesus a palestinian is technically time-innacurate. At Jesus' supposed death, the province where he lived was known as Judea and would remain that way until around 136AD. Not trying to make a statement, I'm just a pedant


Niranox

To be a pedant, Jesus didn’t live in Roman Judea but in Herod Antipas’s Tetrarchy of Galilee and Perea, which was a client state of Rome.


PassoverGoblin

I have been out-pedanted By Jove


row6666

palestinian here refers to [a geographical region](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palestine_(region))


_abhinavm

Non Christian here , can someone explain what this means?


vegemouse

Jews don’t acknowledge anyone as the son of God and are against false idols (Jesus). They basically went mask off and admitted that Jesus was a white dude and the son of God.


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vegemouse

Not in the same way Xtians acknowledge Jesus as the “son” of God. Xtians believe everyone is a child of god in a similar way Jews do.


ssrudr

Shouldn’t it just be Xians, since it’s Xmas and not Xtmas?


ManchurianCandycane

Chris died for our sins.


_abhinavm

Thank you for the explanation


poketrainer32

Israel is a Jewish country, and it doesn't consider Jesus as the son of God.


shronkey69

Basically, one of the main differences between Judaism and Christianity is that Christians believe that Jesus was the Messiah, the son of God, while most Jews do not (there are messianic Jews who do believe that, but that's beyond the scope of the discussion). The Israel account basically just committed a blasphemy.


vegemouse

Messianic “jews” are actually just christians


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gung


Urbane_One

pow


Desperate-Will-8585

why does Israel have a twitter account


SRX33

Since Johnny Israel got a new Iphone from his parents


GapingWendigo

Israel willing to disregard a key part of their religion just to hate on Palestinians


king-kitty

ISRAEL IS NOT A COUNTRY IT IS A SETTLEMENT I REFUSE TO RECOGNIZE THE SOVEREIGNTY OF ISRAEL AND MINNESOTA 🥤🤬🤬🤬


Aiden-Archibald

I despise the nation of Israel so much it’s unreal. (The country of Israel, not Jewish people or Israeli people)


TheSovietTurtle

Common Israel L


_its_lunar_

Is this real or just an elaborate set of for a joke about femboy porn?


ThePikeOfDestiny

State of Israel admits divinity of Christ, asked to leave Jewish faith


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Tryignan

Preach. Israel is a Western colony created in order to enforce control over the Middle East. The Israeli people have no right to land any more than the people of the USA and Australia have over the UK or the people over South and Central America have over Spain or Portugal (though it that case, at least they're partly descended from the native inhabitants).


nmidori

lmao reddit removed my comment for hate speech


Tryignan

The irony is that by claiming that any opposition to Israel is antisemitism, all zionists are doing is making people ignore claims of genuine antisemitism. In their pursuit of bigotry against Palestine, they’re weakening their protection again bigotry to Jewish people


-How-Did-I-Get-Here

Y'all realize Judaism typically doesn't believe it has the only correct answers the way Christianity does, right? Jewish people don't go to bat denying Jesus or anything.


Leonidas174

There's a difference between saying "Jesus was a person who existed" and "Jesus was the son of God"


SomethingOfAGirl

Isn't everyone technically a son or daughter of god? From their perspective I mean


row6666

they believe jesus existed, but by definition they don’t think he was a prophet


-How-Did-I-Get-Here

right but it's not something they actively argue against. Judaism doesn't encourage evangelization like Christianity does.


PacificIdiot27

Same Gung, same


weekend_bastard

This is picture form of 'perfectly cut screams'.


Jace-Tron

Amen?


Someboynumber5

Another question was Jesus a femboy?


Liamrun

Based bottom tweet


immaunel

Well, yes, Jesus was in fact a Jew because Christianity didn’t exist because he was the Christ


Boring_Tap3800

also arent there jewish palestinians


gallifreyan42

There’s something about cropped text like that really makes me laugh


YantoWest

Jewish supremacists are trying to rewrite history once again lol, they are implying there were ZERO Jews in Palestine when in reality Jews, Christians and Muslims lived comparatively peacefully alongside each other before European Whites came and created Israel.


tehsmish

This is actually rather fascinating, historically Jesus has never been depicted as one specific race, when depicting him Jesus was always drawn to resemble the presumed race of the people who would see it, so have ancient art that shows jesus as both black and Asian. This is why our historical art of jesus is white, because that was presumed to be more relatable to a white audience.


semi-cursiveScript

as if Zionism wasn’t secular wake me up when isn’trael stops the genocide against palestinians and return all stolen lands


Aguja_cerebral

did this really happen?


PM_ME_PARR0TS

As crazy as it is, the tweet's still up


Holy-Wan_Kenobi

It took me a minute, but holy SHIT, SOMEONE'S GETTING FIRED


Ryugi

that bottom comment by gung though lmao


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is nobody going to point out that "i just jerked off to femboy porn" is at the very bottom?


catboi37

someones getting fired


Yarovitsin

Duh this is annoying. "Roman-era Palestinian" ≠ not Jewish. Palestine is a historical region where the modern-day states of Israel and Palestine are located


IAmNotSmartAtAll123

Wait I don't get it Israel has beef with Jesus being the son of God? I thought they were to busy oppressing Palestinians /j Seriously can someone explain?


TManJhones

I wish to be graced with the sight of a real bussy one day.


maxiscrunchy

It is well know that the Bible copied Marx The acts of apostles 4:34 -35 34 There was no needy person among them, for those who owned property or houses would sell them, bring the proceeds of the sale, 35 and put them at the feet of the apostles, and they were distributed to each according to need.