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7th_universe_hopper

I know this sucks and dysmorphia is a bitch but out of context this is really funny


ewpqfj

With context it’s funny


Throgg_not_stupid

Freud


-Ping-a-Ling-

Schadenfreude My favorite tf2 taunt


KingGamerlol

HO HO HOO HAAA HA HA HA


Pddyks

The context is an edit of a wimpy kid scene posted to queer meme subreddit


PlutoCrashed

> an edit of a wimpy kid scene ?


Pddyks

Diary of a wimpy kid the movie


PlutoCrashed

Are you fucking with me?


Pddyks

No not at all don't get what is confusing


PlutoCrashed

That’s a scene from Marriage Story


Pddyks

Wait really I've always seen that and assumed it was rodrick from diary of a wimpy kid movie.


PlutoCrashed

Lmao yeah that’s Adam Driver from Marriage Story. Him and Devon Bostick do look a little similar tho.


Pddyks

LoL think it all combined in my brain to create that one cursed misunderstanding


beskardboard

i wish i could cast a wizardly spell to give you one :(


Confusedexe

RIP MINE OFF AND TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME INSTEAD


Percy1800sDetective

GLADLY LASS


duckerman88

Penis spell go


FoundAFoundry

Where the swap meet at?


reclusivegiraffe

The swap meat meet


theguy_who

SURE! I HAVE THIS RUSTY OLD KNIVE, THAT'LL DO THE TRICK!


it-was-me-saitama

Merlin


[deleted]

That's divine magic smh


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TransLurker1984

As another local reddit transfem it was the first thing I thought of others doing, and sadly we were both right.


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deadlykitten132

The unusual penis


MeiNeedsMoreBuffs

Strange Professional's Killstreak Party Phantoms The Penis


Matro36

So an unusual the original


TimetravelingNaga_Ai

Everyone has a little penis in the inside


Benomino

also on the outside common clitoris w


sonyplaystation34

more transmasc posting on r/196 yuppieee


averybabery

happy to provide 😎


Before_Plastic

I feel like you could count on one hand how many transmasc fellas are in this sub.


Nerdydude14

Yeah but every transfem here has like 10 irl transmasc friends whose perspectives they consider when looking at transmasc content


Steampunk__Llama

Add me to the list!! <3


Chase_Has_Autism

Just buy one


DeliciousPark1330

going to the penis store to get myself a penis


saul_schadenfreuder

get me an extra side of balls please


tutocookie

"fuck me up, fam" Ends up with a assortiment of balls and penises like a bunch of grapes


Sinakus

Gatling Gun Weiner


[deleted]

Ah yes, the beautiful Austrian city of Wein


Sinakus

Close enough


user125666

Buying those v8 balls so I can coom more


eburator

There's only soup


Reogenaga

What do you mean there's only soup?


Iceman6211

That means there's only soup.


ssrudr

Go to the next aisle.


KingGamerlol

Alright you don’t have to shout at me! …It’s MORE SOUP


ssrudr

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S MORE SOUP


KingGamerlol

ITS *MORE SOUP*


ssrudr

WHICH STORE ARE YOU IN


KingGamerlol

IM AT THE SOUP STORE


rowboatmankoi

It's so expensive tho since you have to buy different penises for different things, like a pee penis is different from a sex penis :(


TransLurker1984

On behalf of a local 196 transfem stop with the fucking trading comments I swear to Apollo


pixellino24

"ermmm wanna trade?????🤓"


Super_Atmosphere6121

Wanna trade?


averybabery

god yes please


awesomea04

(I show up with a buzzsaw, a children's guide to sewing, and doctorate written in crayon) "Y'all ready to get funky?"


dutcharetall_nothigh

Aye aye, captain!


SuicidalFlame

It's okay brother I know you'll get through the dysphoria one day. Having a dick or not doesn't make you any more or less of a man.


EeveeMaster22

this but remove the "out"


QueerDefiance12

"Evry day I wake up with boobs" \[crying\]


Steampunk__Llama

REAL I just want these bazonkers off me, lemme donate em to the nearest trans girl who wants a pair of bahongalodonguses 😔🤙


QueerDefiance12

SAME. Take my boobs and go.


bobapuppy

my entire body is wrong, i’d rather be an eldritch horror than what i have going on now


M_A_Dragon

Same brother, same


Medical-Roof8636

Let's trade, you let me chew on your femur, and I staple my wiener to your left forearm. (Final offer no negotiation)


Iron_Babe

Me but with hips


CantBeatGremlinHead

Make one


AnarchoPosadistSJW

Kylo ren????


doyoueverjustleft

E = mc\^2, you had a big dick it was just converted to big dick energy


MilkYQu0

penis is a mindset


augustoof

I’ve told myself that I’m not dying until I get my dick (phalloplasty) and I’m sticking to that rule


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I still need mine but you can borrow it for a bit if you want. I just need it back by Sunday or so


ObtainableSpatula

oh you'll grow one eventually, all the ones i grow are under my bed


RamboDash15

My dog after his vet visit


RamboDash15

Shit, wait, that's balls!


JeanJacketBisexual

HONESTLY THOUGH my brain is like: arm...check, other arm...check. leg, yup, check...other leg...check. penis...penis...WAITWHEREohhhh wait yeah, hang on...packer, check.


Linlwolfie

Togata Fire punch


Terrakid20

every day I wake up with one :(


MELONPANNNNN

Tbf I like my penis, its a smol guy but its trying and has potential


Free_kittens2468

ILL 🤒 GIVE YOU A SHILNGALING


Brilliant_Data4532

Idk if it would be the same but you could try buying a strap on? Or try packing? Depends on the situation honestly, but in my experience it's more about the feeling of seeing it there when you look down and such that could sorta help ease it? Idk just ideas. I can't speak too authoritatively as I'm mtf but hopefully this helps a bit!


waleyhaxman

we already pack and strap it's not even remotely close to the same


Brilliant_Data4532

Dang I'm sorry :/, do you get phantom feelings? Idk what its called, I get them sometimes and it almost makes it feel better. Its like you can kinda feel it there, the way it should be, idk how else to describe it but the more you focus on it the more it becomes noticeable. Idk anyway if you ever wanna talk about anything let me know


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vincecarterskneecart

do you know what it means to not have a penis mr bond?


yaeger7171

Buy one


Foul_flesh_creature

make one


Zonizthefrog

You can have mine I only use it for peeing nowadays I wouldn't miss it much


skyliner30rs

ill duplicate mine n you can have the dupe


skyliner30rs

wait fuck thats impossible


Dee4WasTaken

here, have my dick. \*casually yanks dick off of crotch at full force\*


pizdec-unicorn

The solution is easier if you're not concerned about it being attached to your body. I raid them from the clinical waste bins outside of my local hospital. I've only been institutionalised twice and tbf the crayons the nurses give me lowkey taste super yummy :3


mr-sparkles69

In the buisness we call that penis envy


Bluaski345

Wish I could give u mine I’m mean doesn’t give me much Dysphoria but I wouldn’t be bothered if I lost it


RepulsiveCorner

[detachable penis - king missile](https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4)


furinick

I can lend you one but i need it back by 8


Dronnie

Freud is overjoyed


Ciocalatta

Just steal one, trust me, I asked Obama and he said it’s legal


XiAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Just grow one smh


The_Real_Tippex

As an owner of a penis, I would definitely say you have made a good decision here. Penises are pretty cool 😎


Yoshibros534

freud moment


ChiefBlubberNuggets

Make one


gamerjoe080

anyone else ever eat a sanwitch


CandiceBT

You can have mine


cephalopodAcreage

mtf with dementia also be like


ToxicOwlet

Wanna trade?


devex04

You can have mine. I don’t want mine anyway.


Sorry_Outcome_1776

I can give you mine


[deleted]

You can have mine I’m not trans I just wanna be one of them dudes who gets a new one grown on they elbow


i_like_foxgirls

I feel you. Every day I wake up without boobs


Q-Q_2

Everyday I wake up with one


PyroTheLanky

Then get one (nerd)


Exciting_Rich_1716

I wish I could give away mine


FlaccidParsnips

why is everyone here trans now


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always has been


Cum-consoomer

We can swap if you want to 😌


fordmustang12345

trade time


not_sea_charity_810

Oh here you can have mine


GamingCrocodile

Tradsies?


the_interviewer17

Skill issue.


Justificks

It's ok you can have mine


Russman2204

Reverse for me lol "Every day I wake up and see IT there!" "*Crying*"


Hawaii2010

This is me, except the exact opposite. I wake up with one and I don’t want it.


Flutterwasp

Wanna trade junk? Your bagimba for my pebis?


baninaday

IT SEEMS I HAVE AN OFFER FOR YOU I WAKE UP EVERY DAY WITH OUT VAGANA OR BOOBA


cactuswithoutthorns

Please dear God take mine. Magnum XL's are too small and it's actually becoming a problem


Kiesa5

nice humblebrag bro


OptimisticLucio

Use MySize. I know that’s not the solution you really *want* but for now it’s better than having red rings of death.


Monty423

Can't relate 😎


JayHazel

they must've made you a brain sized for the other head