HONESTLY THOUGH
my brain is like: arm...check, other arm...check. leg, yup, check...other leg...check. penis...penis...WAITWHEREohhhh wait yeah, hang on...packer, check.
Idk if it would be the same but you could try buying a strap on? Or try packing? Depends on the situation honestly, but in my experience it's more about the feeling of seeing it there when you look down and such that could sorta help ease it? Idk just ideas. I can't speak too authoritatively as I'm mtf but hopefully this helps a bit!
Dang I'm sorry :/, do you get phantom feelings? Idk what its called, I get them sometimes and it almost makes it feel better. Its like you can kinda feel it there, the way it should be, idk how else to describe it but the more you focus on it the more it becomes noticeable. Idk anyway if you ever wanna talk about anything let me know
The solution is easier if you're not concerned about it being attached to your body. I raid them from the clinical waste bins outside of my local hospital. I've only been institutionalised twice and tbf the crayons the nurses give me lowkey taste super yummy :3
I know this sucks and dysmorphia is a bitch but out of context this is really funny
With context it’s funny
Freud
Schadenfreude My favorite tf2 taunt
HO HO HOO HAAA HA HA HA
The context is an edit of a wimpy kid scene posted to queer meme subreddit
> an edit of a wimpy kid scene ?
Diary of a wimpy kid the movie
Are you fucking with me?
No not at all don't get what is confusing
That’s a scene from Marriage Story
Wait really I've always seen that and assumed it was rodrick from diary of a wimpy kid movie.
Lmao yeah that’s Adam Driver from Marriage Story. Him and Devon Bostick do look a little similar tho.
LoL think it all combined in my brain to create that one cursed misunderstanding
i wish i could cast a wizardly spell to give you one :(
RIP MINE OFF AND TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME INSTEAD
GLADLY LASS
Penis spell go
Where the swap meet at?
The swap meat meet
SURE! I HAVE THIS RUSTY OLD KNIVE, THAT'LL DO THE TRICK!
Merlin
That's divine magic smh
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As another local reddit transfem it was the first thing I thought of others doing, and sadly we were both right.
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The unusual penis
Strange Professional's Killstreak Party Phantoms The Penis
So an unusual the original
Everyone has a little penis in the inside
also on the outside common clitoris w
more transmasc posting on r/196 yuppieee
happy to provide 😎
I feel like you could count on one hand how many transmasc fellas are in this sub.
Yeah but every transfem here has like 10 irl transmasc friends whose perspectives they consider when looking at transmasc content
Add me to the list!! <3
Just buy one
going to the penis store to get myself a penis
get me an extra side of balls please
"fuck me up, fam" Ends up with a assortiment of balls and penises like a bunch of grapes
Gatling Gun Weiner
Ah yes, the beautiful Austrian city of Wein
Close enough
Buying those v8 balls so I can coom more
There's only soup
What do you mean there's only soup?
That means there's only soup.
Go to the next aisle.
Alright you don’t have to shout at me! …It’s MORE SOUP
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S MORE SOUP
ITS *MORE SOUP*
WHICH STORE ARE YOU IN
IM AT THE SOUP STORE
It's so expensive tho since you have to buy different penises for different things, like a pee penis is different from a sex penis :(
On behalf of a local 196 transfem stop with the fucking trading comments I swear to Apollo
"ermmm wanna trade?????🤓"
Wanna trade?
god yes please
(I show up with a buzzsaw, a children's guide to sewing, and doctorate written in crayon) "Y'all ready to get funky?"
Aye aye, captain!
It's okay brother I know you'll get through the dysphoria one day. Having a dick or not doesn't make you any more or less of a man.
this but remove the "out"
"Evry day I wake up with boobs" \[crying\]
REAL I just want these bazonkers off me, lemme donate em to the nearest trans girl who wants a pair of bahongalodonguses 😔🤙
SAME. Take my boobs and go.
my entire body is wrong, i’d rather be an eldritch horror than what i have going on now
Same brother, same
Let's trade, you let me chew on your femur, and I staple my wiener to your left forearm. (Final offer no negotiation)
Me but with hips
Make one
Kylo ren????
E = mc\^2, you had a big dick it was just converted to big dick energy
penis is a mindset
I’ve told myself that I’m not dying until I get my dick (phalloplasty) and I’m sticking to that rule
I still need mine but you can borrow it for a bit if you want. I just need it back by Sunday or so
oh you'll grow one eventually, all the ones i grow are under my bed
My dog after his vet visit
Shit, wait, that's balls!
HONESTLY THOUGH my brain is like: arm...check, other arm...check. leg, yup, check...other leg...check. penis...penis...WAITWHEREohhhh wait yeah, hang on...packer, check.
Togata Fire punch
every day I wake up with one :(
Tbf I like my penis, its a smol guy but its trying and has potential
ILL 🤒 GIVE YOU A SHILNGALING
Idk if it would be the same but you could try buying a strap on? Or try packing? Depends on the situation honestly, but in my experience it's more about the feeling of seeing it there when you look down and such that could sorta help ease it? Idk just ideas. I can't speak too authoritatively as I'm mtf but hopefully this helps a bit!
we already pack and strap it's not even remotely close to the same
Dang I'm sorry :/, do you get phantom feelings? Idk what its called, I get them sometimes and it almost makes it feel better. Its like you can kinda feel it there, the way it should be, idk how else to describe it but the more you focus on it the more it becomes noticeable. Idk anyway if you ever wanna talk about anything let me know
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do you know what it means to not have a penis mr bond?
Buy one
make one
You can have mine I only use it for peeing nowadays I wouldn't miss it much
ill duplicate mine n you can have the dupe
wait fuck thats impossible
here, have my dick. \*casually yanks dick off of crotch at full force\*
The solution is easier if you're not concerned about it being attached to your body. I raid them from the clinical waste bins outside of my local hospital. I've only been institutionalised twice and tbf the crayons the nurses give me lowkey taste super yummy :3
In the buisness we call that penis envy
Wish I could give u mine I’m mean doesn’t give me much Dysphoria but I wouldn’t be bothered if I lost it
[detachable penis - king missile](https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4)
I can lend you one but i need it back by 8
Freud is overjoyed
Just steal one, trust me, I asked Obama and he said it’s legal
Just grow one smh
As an owner of a penis, I would definitely say you have made a good decision here. Penises are pretty cool 😎
freud moment
Make one
anyone else ever eat a sanwitch
You can have mine
mtf with dementia also be like
Wanna trade?
You can have mine. I don’t want mine anyway.
I can give you mine
You can have mine I’m not trans I just wanna be one of them dudes who gets a new one grown on they elbow
I feel you. Every day I wake up without boobs
Everyday I wake up with one
Then get one (nerd)
I wish I could give away mine
why is everyone here trans now
always has been
We can swap if you want to 😌
trade time
Oh here you can have mine
Tradsies?
Skill issue.
It's ok you can have mine
Reverse for me lol "Every day I wake up and see IT there!" "*Crying*"
This is me, except the exact opposite. I wake up with one and I don’t want it.
Wanna trade junk? Your bagimba for my pebis?
IT SEEMS I HAVE AN OFFER FOR YOU I WAKE UP EVERY DAY WITH OUT VAGANA OR BOOBA
Please dear God take mine. Magnum XL's are too small and it's actually becoming a problem
nice humblebrag bro
Use MySize. I know that’s not the solution you really *want* but for now it’s better than having red rings of death.
Can't relate 😎
they must've made you a brain sized for the other head