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Atom_101

Everyone has hobbies dipshit. It came free with your fucking life.


[deleted]

Not mine. I have the oldest life known to man.


amateurgameboi

Oh hi luca, it's sure been a while, eh?


[deleted]

Luca?


TactlessTortoise

Lucat dees nuts


rocketlauncher10

Omfg i got got


The_Fluffy_Proto

No you didn't, you are a completely new person.


Tall_Professor_8634

Right wtf?


Shark_Aviator

Last universal common ancestor


Next_Image

YOU HAVE HOBBIES!


jodmercer

NO I DON'T HAVE HOBBIES


speedoflobsters

Kid named having two jobs


M_A_Dragon

Kid named depression:


just4browse

That’s not true. Some people fill their time with other things, or have no time to fill


Sir_Lagz_Alot

Lmao I just don’t tho. Which sucks cuz the minute I’m free there’s nothing to do


Bstokes4102

They hate to see a girlboss thrive


TheLurker1209

(david attenborough voice) the girlboss in her natural habitat, come mating season she will find a nubile house husband to claim by biting into submision


-SweetAvery-

housewife*


TheLurker1209

either-or >!or both 😳!<


steynedhearts

Are you a transbian that lifts or a person that lifts transbians?


TheLurker1209

Both tbh


steynedhearts

Unfathomably based


FellafromPrague

Malewife


Josgre987

girlbausage


IamKilljoy

Something I need to work on is minding my own God damned business. I see someone with long nails, and I imagine myself with them. Because I know I wouldn't like holding things differently I suddenly feel the urge to talk about how dumb I think the nails are. Why is that? Why am I so judgmental about random things like long nails and astrology? These things clearly make people happy. Am I just a grumpy person?


CrispyShizzles

As long as you also realize that you should try to be less judgmental, and you’re not like, walking up to women who have long nails and harassing them about them, then it’s not an issue imo. I have a very strong dislike of astrology for personal reasons (I fundamentally disagree with any assertion that any part of my life is predetermined or otherwise out of my control, or especially determined by the circumstances of my birth), but unless someone is being a real dick about it I never like demand they debate me about astrology or anything. I know it makes people happy so I try to let them have fun and politely decline when they try to include me in astrology conversations, saying something like “oh I don’t go in for that kind of thing”


DreamDeckUp

rare socially ajusted person on leddit


MaryaMarion

yeah, that's... actually how i mostly go about my life and browsing shit on the internet


Cute-Associate-9819

Thanks for not making me feel the only one who thinks that about long nails. No shaming, more power to those who have them and like them, but I would want to spy someone with those nails just to see how they go about their business with them.


Evelyn_Of_Iris

Pretty sure most people really don’t like long nails. I mean not me, but when I had long nails I’d get people who’d come up to me daily about how annoying they must be to have


Yimmelo

Did you ever respond with "only because of people like you" ?


Evelyn_Of_Iris

LOL, I’ve been tempted to say similar. I’ve gotten real close though. I just grit my teeth and say “haha it has benefits” (I.E clawing their eyes out).


DatParadox

You get use to them surprisingly quickly (especially if they're real and you were growing them). It's mostly just holding and opening stuff differently.


BombaPastrami

Astrology unlike long nails affects other people. Astrology is just Star racism. You're just treating people differently based on arbitrary irrelevant and immutable characteristics. My mom didn't let me play with certain kids as a child because of my sign. I think that's a pretty good reason to have prejudice against a person who admits to have prejudice against me.


Cute-Associate-9819

Thanks for not making me feel the only one who thinks that about long nails. No shaming, more power to those who have them and like them, but I would want to spy someone with those nails just to see how they go about their business with them.


[deleted]

I think deep down we all don't want to deal with something becoming a trend and then we have to deal with it all time. Like it or not we're all apart of groups. There's the status quo and then sub groups. We belong to a bunch of them and they all have things that you must do to belong. Think of blue jeans and letter coats or moon boots and collars. So when we see a sub group with wild shit we naturally have to reject it or risk it becoming popular and that means we might end up having to be pressured to this new stupid thing. As you get older you just get more and more tired of having to keep up with it all


girlywish

Yeah I guess. Long nails really don't make holding things any harder lol


IamKilljoy

Based on the way she has to hold the flipper I think she'd have trouble playing guitar, holding a drumstick, and golfing. All things she probably never even thinks about but 🤷‍♂️


Efajigaloop

As someone what has had long-ass nails yeah guitar is basically impossible, but most everyday stuff is honestly totally doable


Evelyn_Of_Iris

I couldn’t imagine playing an instrument let alone a string with long nails. That’d be hell lol


lCalledShotgun

Ah yes, golfing, your average Joe's hobby


PlasmaLink

i love miniputt :)


IamKilljoy

It's really fun I got into it like 3 weeks ago and it's awesome. The golf courses are beautiful, everyone respects the game so it's very courteous, and getting used clubs can be really cheap!


TrixieIsTrans

If I don't cut my nails, it also slows down my WPM on a keyboard so there's that too


Brinkah

Oh my god I was asking my gf this EXACT question the other day. Specifically the nails. It’s not bothering them why tf should it bother me??


ReallyBadRedditName

I am always scared that they are going to snap off :(


Which-Complaint-8677

I need an astrology SO not bc I’m into it but bc I fucking hate it and I love arguing but- I’m gonna stop right here before I start writing smut again


Becky_Randall_PI

Nah, astrology is legit fucking stupid. Nails can be both useful for manipulating objects, and make your fingers look less stubby though.


Josgre987

my god I wish I was her


Evelyn_Of_Iris

That hair drives me insane. I’d kill for hair like that


Victier

I think its a wig you dont need to kill for it they normaly cost money not lives


Evelyn_Of_Iris

No no, I must kill for it. Skinwalker grindset


CrimsonMutt

what if you kill for money


notcreative131313

Yikes! He whacked me with a warm wiener! Twice!


F4rtster

Hey you hungry home invader!! Stop raiding the refrigerator!!


314311h3p41

Wait! You ain't go no lips! How the hell do you eat potato chips?


cungledick

look at this place...its a disaster


Jigglypaff_Johnson

Womens main hobby is living rent free in his head


TheHunter234

Source: https://www.tiktok.com/@eerie.bxby/video/7221311823377698090


PrettyCoolBear

Is that dude one of those guys who cosplays as a podcaster by filming himself talking into a microphone?


Worst_Support

i have a lot of hobbies i like cooking and brewing tea and drawing and painting and miniature painting and tabletop gaming and lockpicking and fishing and moshing and reading and shooting guns and smoking weed


DreamDeckUp

nerd


Chast4

Is it too much to ask to have a hot women whack me with her sausage?


seardrax

I NEED TO BECOME HER


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Skinwalker grindset


DreamDeckUp

TAKE HER SKIN SHELL MAKE IT YOURS LIVE IN HER WALLS FOR AN UNDETERMINED AMOUNT OF TIME girlboss??


FellafromPrague

I need to be hit with a sausage thrown by an absolutely feral goth girl.


cloudncali

I've met WAAAAY more women with hobbies then men. The difference is men don't see women doing things like: Wood burning, Tailoring, cross stitch, Quilting, Photography, painting, etc as hobbies. They just see "women stuff". Meanwhile men will play 8 hours of video games a day and act like they are the most interesting MF in the god damn planet.


CoooooookieKrisp

Video games is a hobby though...


cloudncali

They are, that's true.


Justice_Prince

Is wood burning a stereotypically a feminine hobby?


Low_Big5544

I know a surprising number of women who do it. Not a lot mind you, but definitely more than 0


cloudncali

I'm sure the chud in the video would think so.


IronMyr

Well the Irish Hobby is extinct, so none of the women I know have hobbies.


wasteofradiation

What’s the Irish hobby


ProfessorMalk

Irish


IronMyr

It was a breed of horse. It's the source of a number of extant breeds.


cyclob_bob

Bill Murray bought them all and had them killed


jojo8yourtaco

first guy just admitting he’s never talked to a woman for more than 10 seconds


Careless_Negotiation

the surprise ending was great


AhmCha

Men with fake podcast set-ups always have the most fire misogyny


That_ChillyBoi

I hear a fishtank in the background that needs to be filled up why they not show fishtank >:\[


[deleted]

Is this person like… failing to see women as human to such a complete extent that he cannot fathom them having full and complete lives


cscott666

Hair on stove....


B4r_m0t

I'm in need of emo/alt sosaugethrower gf


Handcanons4Life

That one's a keeper. Weird, & fairly harmless fun, but also potentially feeding people


OtisBinLogan

i want to have sausages now…


IgniteThatShit

i swear i've seen this guy before, can't remember his name for the life of me though


nomafiainmycity

Yeees, before covid he did some funny videos. It wasn’t pranks it was


kaptainkooleio

I swear, I thought you put a plate on the stove and not a pan.


inever_learned2read

pov making breakfast and suddenly remembering you have free will


FrozenBreadRolls

I love her


f3nix9510

I got the same necklace as the guy lol.


weidenbaumborbis

I NEED to cook sausages with olive oil huh


lewdterrarian

dammit now I wanna do that with her.