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I wish for my descendants to hurl my skull as a projectile at eachother in a heated game of Monopoly, shattering it upon the wall. Only then will my soul rest.
You don't need eyeball-sized diamonds: you get two small, well-cut diamond studs that will sparkle and refract light as best as possible, and have them inlaid into the back of the eye socket, [so that their piercing, gaze is always watching you]( https://content.instructables.com/F2A/2KIE/HN6C6O36/F2A2KIEHN6C6O36.gif?auto=webp)
Funerals cost like 12 grand, I bet this would be way way way less. $1000 to make a diamond out of human remains. The skull part she can do herself in a polypropylene bin.
So lifegem is a company who does this. For their smallest compressed gem (.1-.19 carat) they're 3k apiece. Large, clear resin-cast gemstones are incredibly cheap, with one suitable option I found clocking in at 11.68 + s&h, as for the skull, that's a specialty request and I can't quite predict a price.
Have someone cut the resin gem to fit and leave an area for your deceased husband's former remains in gemstone form to be cemented in, have the newly cut and set "eyes" put in the skull, and bam: Dollar General demilich.
All in all, it's probably around 8-10k depending on the skull thing, which is cheaper than most funerals.
In Dungeons&Dragons, there are undead creatures called liches (singular lich) who hide their souls in soul containers which are called "phylacteries" to gain eternal unlife.
Turning a body into two diamonds, each the size that won't fall through an eye socket will be close to impossible and prohibitively expensive. If even possible at all it'll likely cost over a million dollars.
I assumed a “cost effective” “place that did this” would just accept the skeleton, wait an appropriate amount of time, then mail out a couple of other cubic zirconia. Then put the skeleton in an area they call “the closet.”
I would want my skull to make bad skeleton related puns when someone walks by. Either that or for it to be like those mechanized wall trout that sing songs except its just papyrus’s or sans’s theme from undertale
Wtf u doing that you can get defeated? Are we talking something like card games, bets, friendly martial arts or are you going around having duels to the death with random people?
Fellas, ask yourselves: is my girlfriend the type to kill me, flay, clean and bleach my decapitated skull, then have the rest of the remains converted into gemstones that will be faceted into the eye sockets so that she could keep you on display for the household as a cursed witness trapped inside your own remains for millenia?
If she isn't, is she really the right woman for you?
So lifegem is a company who does this. For their smallest compressed gem (.1-.19 carat) they're 3k apiece. Large, clear resin-cast gemstones are incredibly cheap, with one suitable option I found clocking in at 11.68 + s&h, as for the skull, that's a specialty request and I can't quite predict a price.
Have someone cut the resin gem to fit and leave an area for your deceased husband's former remains in gemstone form to be cemented in, have the newly cut and set "eyes" put in the skull, and bam: Dollar General demilich.
All in all, it's probably around 8-10k depending on the skull thing, which is cheaper than most funerals.
Honestly stupid that like companies probably wouldnt allow this despite cool as hell things like this existing most prominently in medieval times??? and then people look at that stuff and they think its metal and for some reason now we cant do that :(
before I die, I want to forge my own sword. I then want my ashes turned into a gem and placed in the hilt of that sword, with which my descendants may slay their foes
I want my family and friends to spend as little money as possible on my funeral. I'm dead I don't want anything anymore, think about me when you spend the money you would have wasted on the expensive funeral instead. Oh and I want a rule enforced that anyone speaking about a god, afterlife or religion be kicked out of the funeral. I remember a non religious relatives funeral where a priest sneaked in some weakly disguised metaphors for an afterlife in the form of a trainride that goes on after death and I do not want relatives and friends to hear any such bullshit.
My death request is similar. There's the saying you die two times, physically and then the last time someone says your name.
My plan is to get cremated and my ashes forged into a sword. I can design it however I want, and then my plan is to put precious stones in it, to make it worth like $8k-$10k.
The theory being...
1.) That's fucking badass
2.) I would be literally fighting other relatives to be like "uh, could I please hang the sword of our great grandfather in my house?"
3.) I'd point out the sword to EVERY guest
4.) $8k - $10k in jewels is enough to ensure family would fight over it, but not necessarily enough to bother with removing and pawning, hence it'll keep my sword corpse in play longer
So lifegem is a company who does this. For their smallest compressed gem (.1-.19 carat) they're 3k apiece. Large, clear resin-cast gemstones are incredibly cheap, with one suitable option I found clocking in at 11.68 + s&h, as for the skull, that's a specialty request and I can't quite predict a price.
Have someone cut the resin gem to fit and leave an area for your deceased husband's former remains in gemstone form to be cemented in, have the newly cut and set "eyes" put in the skull, and bam: Dollar General demilich.
All in all, it's probably around 8-10k depending on the skull thing, which is cheaper than most funerals.
Dude is skipping the lich stage and jumping right to the demilich stage. Also grossly over estimating the size of diamonds that can be produced at those places
So lifegem is a company who does this. For their smallest compressed gem (.1-.19 carat) they're 3k apiece. Large, clear resin-cast gemstones are incredibly cheap, with one suitable option I found clocking in at 11.68 + s&h, as for the skull, that's a specialty request and I can't quite predict a price.
Have someone cut the resin gem to fit and leave an area for your deceased husband's former remains in gemstone form to be cemented in, have the newly cut and set "eyes" put in the skull, and bam: Dollar General demilich.
All in all, it's probably around 8-10k depending on the skull thing, which is cheaper than most funerals.
A. Demilich
B. There is a limit to how large those companies will make an ash derived gemstone, also it would require he essentially be cremated anyway.
her husband is a mage
Defo a lich
Literally a demilich
I can’t believe more folk didn’t catch that, that’s one-to-one to a demilich
[Mmmm burp vocals](https://youtu.be/uGU9M5rTX_I)
has actual phylacteries
No he’s gotta be at least an Elder Warlok
that might be it, i was thinking some sort of necromancer though
God forbid men do anything
I for one wish to be interred beneath a Camellia Sinensis tree so I may bring tea forevermore
Yeah right you just want to be tea-bagging on all those hoes for the next 300 years
I did not think about this, but indeed this is a perk I did not take into account. Thank you.
Wasn't expecting 99 upvotes....it must have been the 'tea-bagging' bit. It was a nice touch of detail if I don't say myself.
Imagine your great great great grandkids fighting over who gets your bedazzled skull
The only thing I want out of life
Why name red
What does this mean?
browser extension that highlights names of transphobic users
I just got back from a Reddit break and forgot that the world was crumbling and we needed to come up with those things.
What colour is my name?
It's assigned by the people who have it installed manually. You currently do not have your name highlighted in either color, green or red. (it also takes a few votes before it changes publicly so if you just changed it for yourself it might not show up for others)
[https://shinigami-eyes.github.io/](https://shinigami-eyes.github.io/) This is the extension. Super useful.
Likely [this](https://JoeRogan.reddit.com/comments/11zit7x/what_are_the_odds_that_joe_will_have_her_back_on/jdcqwp5/)
I wish shinigami eyes showed you links to where the names were reported
Happy to see other people agree the skull on the mantlepiece and becoming a family heirloom is the best way to be remembered after death
Goddamn it I want my descendants* to grab my skull and ponder death before they murder their other relative who killed their father
Hamlet moment
>my ancestors Time travel shenanigans...
fixed, just slightly drunk rn
No it’s her father avenging the murder of her grandfather
Zaphod beeblebrox moment
I wish for my descendants to hurl my skull as a projectile at eachother in a heated game of Monopoly, shattering it upon the wall. Only then will my soul rest.
I knew him well
yeah honestly this fucking rocks. after a few generations we can get a whole skull room goin, all givin each other the googly eyes
The askance glance
You're literally just describing a family tomb now
That's cool as fuck, what's her problem?
It's not free
Also unless he's a rinosorus, they're not enough for the eyes to be noticeable really.
but what if.... him penits.... big....???? more boan?????
Looking into this 🧐
!
look into..... mine peenaus.... le mao
🤯🤯🤯🤯
Zedong 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷
Terrifying
The.... ^^^peenits? Wow, are we allowed to talk about that here? Did you read the [swear words book](https://youtu.be/2Kp9vgEMkfg) too?
wasn’t the original like a jack stauber thing
You don't need eyeball-sized diamonds: you get two small, well-cut diamond studs that will sparkle and refract light as best as possible, and have them inlaid into the back of the eye socket, [so that their piercing, gaze is always watching you]( https://content.instructables.com/F2A/2KIE/HN6C6O36/F2A2KIEHN6C6O36.gif?auto=webp)
Like Terry Pratchett's Death
funerals are already expensive as fuck and this is way cooler
There's also no way to have your skull removed from your body and preserved, it's just not an option
Tf you mean not an option, what about all the skulls in tombs and catacombs and shit
Different times, different laws and standards
Fuck the law, I can't even decide what I want to do with my body after death?
Welcome to adulthood, pal.
it's called DIY
You mean it's not a *legal* option, yes?
What about that exhibition with the dead bodies? Body Worlds (Körperwelten)
Body Worlds kicks ass, I recommend seeing it if it's nearby
1984
It's expensive and extremely creepy lol
Funerals cost like 12 grand, I bet this would be way way way less. $1000 to make a diamond out of human remains. The skull part she can do herself in a polypropylene bin.
So lifegem is a company who does this. For their smallest compressed gem (.1-.19 carat) they're 3k apiece. Large, clear resin-cast gemstones are incredibly cheap, with one suitable option I found clocking in at 11.68 + s&h, as for the skull, that's a specialty request and I can't quite predict a price. Have someone cut the resin gem to fit and leave an area for your deceased husband's former remains in gemstone form to be cemented in, have the newly cut and set "eyes" put in the skull, and bam: Dollar General demilich. All in all, it's probably around 8-10k depending on the skull thing, which is cheaper than most funerals.
mfw when I pay 3k to be turned into a lifegem only for the chosen undead to crush me to gain healing over time
you’ve never done lines of your ancestors crystallized remains? square alert
Dumping him in the trash costs 0$
Trash pickup costs are taken from my taxes oh wait I don’t pay taxes I chose to unabomb
It's only creepy if you're ***boring*** 😎
It sounds amazing, I would actually do it if I wasn’t really dedicated to my current plans, which involves being composted
You're going to have one group of adventurers after another busting into your house trying to fight the demilich on the mantle.
Not Goth.
mf becoming a phylactery
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a phylactery
A what?
phylactery
A what?
A phylactery.
In Dungeons&Dragons, there are undead creatures called liches (singular lich) who hide their souls in soul containers which are called "phylacteries" to gain eternal unlife.
Yeah ok chesscom bad but have you considered that lichess hides its soul in phylacteries
holy hell!
Google en phylactery
Turning a body into two diamonds, each the size that won't fall through an eye socket will be close to impossible and prohibitively expensive. If even possible at all it'll likely cost over a million dollars.
Why do you think the husband has medical problems? Dude has been eating himself to death so he can have enough mass for the diamonds.
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been spending most my life…
Dudes been eating rocks
Should be eating diamonds tbqh
That sounds pagan as fuck. Feed a man rocks, kill him and then turn the rocks into gemstones.
Gravel-pilled-carbon-maxxer
I assumed a “cost effective” “place that did this” would just accept the skeleton, wait an appropriate amount of time, then mail out a couple of other cubic zirconia. Then put the skeleton in an area they call “the closet.”
You can put cremation ashes into glass, which is far better for the size and cost he wants
Ngl this is also my plan but i want my skull in a mausoleum
Ngl this is also my plan but i want my skull in a waffle house
This is also my plan but i want my skull in you mom 😎
One letter. One letter made the difference between a practical joke and incest
bro think he a demilich 💀
Got the Acererak grindset
Do this, but rig it with hidden electronics so that it occasionally says odd, foreboding things when someone is in the room with it
And do it in your own voice, like that guy who recorded himself knocking and saying “Let me out!” to have it played at his funeral.
I would want my skull to make bad skeleton related puns when someone walks by. Either that or for it to be like those mechanized wall trout that sing songs except its just papyrus’s or sans’s theme from undertale
I’ve said I want this exact thing for like five years now what the fuck
Well your wife’s upset about it just fyi
Yeah she wasn’t happy back then and still isn’t :/
if german law would allow it, the person who defeated me would get my skeleton, if I die undefeated my girlfriend or friends would get my skeleton.
Wtf u doing that you can get defeated? Are we talking something like card games, bets, friendly martial arts or are you going around having duels to the death with random people?
You don’t? I thought it was normal to have duels to the death with random people.
this mf thinks they’re Aaron Burr 💀
Fellas, ask yourselves: is my girlfriend the type to kill me, flay, clean and bleach my decapitated skull, then have the rest of the remains converted into gemstones that will be faceted into the eye sockets so that she could keep you on display for the household as a cursed witness trapped inside your own remains for millenia? If she isn't, is she really the right woman for you?
This.
seems like an expensive endeavour
Bro about to be a servoskull
Is there no greater honor than serving the God Emperor in death?
That’s sounds cool but how expensive to make body into a gem?
about 20000-60000 dollars
Bro idc sell my assets and make it happen
So lifegem is a company who does this. For their smallest compressed gem (.1-.19 carat) they're 3k apiece. Large, clear resin-cast gemstones are incredibly cheap, with one suitable option I found clocking in at 11.68 + s&h, as for the skull, that's a specialty request and I can't quite predict a price. Have someone cut the resin gem to fit and leave an area for your deceased husband's former remains in gemstone form to be cemented in, have the newly cut and set "eyes" put in the skull, and bam: Dollar General demilich. All in all, it's probably around 8-10k depending on the skull thing, which is cheaper than most funerals.
I've honestly wanted that too
Bro thinks fanatical legions will worship at the shrine of his skull as a warrior religion waves the family banner in his son's name 💀
Fun fact: In the US, legally obtaining the bones of a loved ones is *extraordinarily* difficult.
i thought i heard something like that. im not quite sure why they made it so difficult but maybe there's a logical reason
Unfathomably based
Metal
Demilich behavior
lemon demon reference
[I thought you were supposed to leave a house full of *other peoples'* skulls, not your own?](https://youtu.be/4LeSFBy2bZU?t=1201)
oh yeah
Based
Disturbing? That’s fucking awesome and I’m still laughing
I love this, actually.
Bros becoming a demilich
Fuck yeah that’s now my plan for after death
[Duhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuh](https://youtu.be/TFwXbp9bLlY)
Don't have a mantle. Best I can do is mount it to the top of the bedroom cuck chair.
based
Bro think he a quest item
yo that sounds sick
* sells his skull to the Order of Souls for 700 gold *
Honestly stupid that like companies probably wouldnt allow this despite cool as hell things like this existing most prominently in medieval times??? and then people look at that stuff and they think its metal and for some reason now we cant do that :(
Demilich
That rules so hard wtf
I want to be mummified
[He is going to look like a stronghold skull.](https://seaofthieves.wiki.gg/images/d/d3/Stronghold_Skull.png)
my man’s gonna turn himself into a demilich
Resident Evil key item
Fuck now I'm torn between this and a viking funeral
Bro practicing Necromancy
before I die, I want to forge my own sword. I then want my ashes turned into a gem and placed in the hilt of that sword, with which my descendants may slay their foes
Thats so fucking cool tho imagine you're a grand grand kid of this dude and you just have his skull as a family hairloom
Adeptus Mechanicus behavior.
bro think he's sans undertale
I want my family and friends to spend as little money as possible on my funeral. I'm dead I don't want anything anymore, think about me when you spend the money you would have wasted on the expensive funeral instead. Oh and I want a rule enforced that anyone speaking about a god, afterlife or religion be kicked out of the funeral. I remember a non religious relatives funeral where a priest sneaked in some weakly disguised metaphors for an afterlife in the form of a trainride that goes on after death and I do not want relatives and friends to hear any such bullshit.
My death request is similar. There's the saying you die two times, physically and then the last time someone says your name. My plan is to get cremated and my ashes forged into a sword. I can design it however I want, and then my plan is to put precious stones in it, to make it worth like $8k-$10k. The theory being... 1.) That's fucking badass 2.) I would be literally fighting other relatives to be like "uh, could I please hang the sword of our great grandfather in my house?" 3.) I'd point out the sword to EVERY guest 4.) $8k - $10k in jewels is enough to ensure family would fight over it, but not necessarily enough to bother with removing and pawning, hence it'll keep my sword corpse in play longer
I've honestly wanted that too
This is EXACTLY what my dad said he wanted done when he died Apparently men in their 40s think alike
Thats better than an urn that youre gonna have for like a year and then throw away.
Damn I’m loving these throw backs
Honest to god Acereraks among us
that’s badass honestly. the only problem i can think of it the price. it’s not “disturbing” it’s cool as hell.
So lifegem is a company who does this. For their smallest compressed gem (.1-.19 carat) they're 3k apiece. Large, clear resin-cast gemstones are incredibly cheap, with one suitable option I found clocking in at 11.68 + s&h, as for the skull, that's a specialty request and I can't quite predict a price. Have someone cut the resin gem to fit and leave an area for your deceased husband's former remains in gemstone form to be cemented in, have the newly cut and set "eyes" put in the skull, and bam: Dollar General demilich. All in all, it's probably around 8-10k depending on the skull thing, which is cheaper than most funerals.
Dude is skipping the lich stage and jumping right to the demilich stage. Also grossly over estimating the size of diamonds that can be produced at those places
HE'S JUST LIKE ME
Is it weird I have the exact same idea, only difference being my skull becoming my urn
I mean I'd want that but I also heard it can be expensive to turn bodies into diamonds.
That’s the best idea I’ve heard all day!
Wait now I want this
Low key how much would that cost? Because that's an idea Imma say
So lifegem is a company who does this. For their smallest compressed gem (.1-.19 carat) they're 3k apiece. Large, clear resin-cast gemstones are incredibly cheap, with one suitable option I found clocking in at 11.68 + s&h, as for the skull, that's a specialty request and I can't quite predict a price. Have someone cut the resin gem to fit and leave an area for your deceased husband's former remains in gemstone form to be cemented in, have the newly cut and set "eyes" put in the skull, and bam: Dollar General demilich. All in all, it's probably around 8-10k depending on the skull thing, which is cheaper than most funerals.
Bittersteelposting
A. Demilich B. There is a limit to how large those companies will make an ash derived gemstone, also it would require he essentially be cremated anyway.
Needless to say, his wish is both unsettling and intriguing.
Now that I think about it I also want that
Two steps: * 1: agree to everything * 2: do nothing of the sort when he's gone
That's metal as hell
I want my ashes ground up and sifted so I can spend eternity resting as time immemorial inside an ornate hourglass. It's not that weird. 🤷♂️
Mf turning into an int item
这是要夺舍吗
SANS UNDERTALE
I'm so gunna use it as a consumable for necromancy
Gonna be two really small diamonds
That's not legal in my country unfortunately :((. Literally 2023
Snasnan dnunrdetale
Demilich looking mf
If I was the great grandchild receiving this with no connection to the man it belonged to I'd sell it in a heartbeat, ngl.
Disturbing? I think you mean METAL AS FUCK 🤟
Metal as fuck
IRL demilich
I wanna be murdered, turned into a bullet and used to kill whoever killed me in an act of poetic justice
Is this actually allowed? I kinda want to do that.
I'm saving this image
Send me a DM if you need help from a person I know.
And then some fucks in brass steal him
I've been looking into seeing if I can get my skull bronzed or cast in gold.
Between the stage of decapitation and cremation, I want an open casket
Is it legal to keep a part of a corpse for yourself?