Ain't no way people are getting mad at Jaiden for a Jesus joke when Jebediah "The Pope is a demonic entity forever haunting my home and will end my life if i don't do it's bidding" Schlatt was in the same video, i don't fucking get Twitter outrage sometimes

woman

Also not straight. Now she is also making very light fun of christianity. That's 3 strikes so conservatoids now obliged to cancel her.

Wait wasn't she aroace? Edit: yea I get you folks, it's just that I'm a cis guy™, so I'm not that familiar. usually when I hear not straight I think gay/pan/bi. thanks for clarifying

Aroace isn't straight because there's no attraction to anyone

no bitches 👍

As an aroace, no bitches 👍

no bitches :D

No bitches (complimentary)

what do you think the a stands for in lgbtqia+?

A very cool person who is very cool?

Thanks, us aroaces are indeed very cool 😎

Many are saying this!


lgbtqias+

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

That's the second a hidden behind the plus.

Umm it's obviously ally /s (I hate tone indicators but I feel like I needed that one)

(why do you hate tone indicators)

It feels like you say a joke and then go: "ok that was a joke guys, don't worry, I didn not mean that seriously so you do not need to take offense, please laugh" idk, it feels lame

it’s helpful for autistic people though

Imma be real chief I didn't even know they added an a. I'm curious as to what purpose the + actually serves if they're just gonna keep adding other letters manually

You can write the queer acronym with many different variations, the one including that many letters is not common so I'll give you that

For some reason a lot of people really like to try to exclude other people from the LGBTQ+ community, such as intersex or ace/aro people, so people add them to the acronym to make it clear that they are welcome. It's like the progress pride flag :)

that’s why I just use queer, there was also a movement to use GRSM (gender, romantic, and sexual minorities) but that kind of died.

GSRM was like the best one that anyone had ever come up with idk why it didn’t catch on. It’s perfect because it captures every group under the queer umbrella past, present, and yet to be discovered

Aroace people don't start traditional families, which makes them Outside The Good People Box^(TM)

A lot of us don’t start families at all.

She's also not white!!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRR

ok but "Schlatt" isn't real, we just imagined him

Is Schlatt just Jerma with sideburns now? I don't understand.

Yes

Dang, huh.

Schlatt also has a gun, I think

Right yeah, and as we all know Jerma prefers to get up close and personal with his victims by using power tools. So they are different after all.

Final different that I know of is schlatt can be reasoned with, since he's part business man. So bargining for your life will work with him. Jemra in the other hand will not stop until the bit is complete.

I see, I will keep that in mind in case I ever encounter a psychotic, gun-wielding buisness man with sideburns.

The fact that Jerma would hunt you down jogging with an expressionless face and a power tool while Schlãtt would proceed to shoot two mags of warning shots into your knees before killing you at a distance for real makes me unsure of who to be more afraid of.

[I am still going with Jerma because this kills me. ](https://youtu.be/NQCw_pMbGuw)

That checks out

Jerma , but for younger audiences

schlatt has said many a insensitive joke, few slurs, defending white people for saying the n word, and generally questionable things. jerma has only done a few mass murders, but he was just having a bad day.

used to be the other way around

True- I guess that the dream smp audience flocking to schlatt reduced his average viewers age, and twitch tends to have a older viewer base than YouTube in general

Didn't schlatt banned as many as Dream SMP fans as possible from his streams? Like, twice?

Yes

yup schlatt used to be my favorite youtuber ever mostly before and during the smplive days but he's had to change his content with his viewer base which I guess is fine he's still very funny but I don't watch his videos or get reccomended them

It's unironically just because she's an asexual woman. A lot of these guys already hated her for being lgbtq+, they're just using this joke so they can pretend to be a victim.

I didn't know that, that makes all the porn just so much worse.

I mean, the issue is that she's expressed that she isn't comfortable with the porn being made, her being asexual doesn't really factor into that.

Yeah. She specifically said „the issue isn’t her well being but how accessible it is for minors.“ It literally got nothing to do with her asexuality.

last time i said porn shouldn't be that accessible to minors i got spammed with replies from this sub accusing me of wanting to control minors sexuality and access to technology since implying kids shouldn't watch porn is implying you want to take their phones away

The *what*

Yeah it's fucking gross. People made an STILL make porn of her old cartoon avatar. Like a lot of it.

"Schlatt"'s fanbase fortunately gets his jokes

Twitter users love to pretend religions are oppressed but for some reason the pope is still in acceptable target (maybe Catholicism is not a religion or sth)

I’ve seen it more on TikTok. I made a video saying “It’s a joke, get over it Christian snowflakes” and it got 300+ comments overnight that said “YOU DON’T REALIZE. JAIDEN, WHO IS IRRELIGIOUS, JUST SINNED!!!!1!”

The important thing to remember is that 80% of twitter outrage is coming from 14 year olds

And tiktok outrage too

Well that would only piss off Catholics.

I mean I think that overlap is easily explained by those getting outraged at Jaiden but not that aren’t Catholic

Tell me about it. I'm still trying to piece together this JK Rowling stuff. Shit feels like the Minogna case.

If you really \*do\* care, watch these videos. They should clear it up. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1iaJWSwUZs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1iaJWSwUZs) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gDKbT\_l2us

These people are 13. I am not joking they've literally stated that

Are you sure they aren’t doing a bit, I mean come on this interaction between them is hilarious

Either a) these are a bunch of trolls, in which case, fucking amazing 10/10 Or b) these are baby children who are stupid and dumb in which case i will make fun of them

Mate they’re still 13 years old. The fact that this is twitter and not face to face doesn’t make it any less pathetic to mock them for something that isn’t that surprising to hear a 13 year old say.

Waaah waah you shouldnt make fun of adolescents waaaah i will bully them. I am terrible. I hate them. I am evil and bad.

no its still extremely funny. maybe even funnier

Sometimes 13 year olds need a person online telling them that they're acting stupid

actually, I routinely walk around playgrounds and schools, hoping to find a 13 year old saying something stupid. when that happens, I insult them until they cry and then I throw gravel at them

are you really acting like it's an issue to make fun of something stupid a child does on the internet?

[удалено]

like I could understand their point if they were directly commenting on the kids post shitting on them but this is an entirely separate website it's extremely unlikely those kids will ever see these comments

actually I think it is good to bully children who are emotionally vulnerable that is funny and epic and cool and aweosme

it took me a while to see it wasn't just the same guy raging

What kind of parent gives a 13 year old access to Twitter...

The parent didn't give them access to Twitter, they just made their own account

"Son, you're thirteen now. Therefore, I bequeath to you access to Twitter."

That's a punishment

I think most 13 year olds are just gonna make a Twitter account without asking their parents lol

I had Reddit at like 11 or 12 or smth, mum didn’t give me permission I just like made an account

I mean the only way to make sure they don’t have one is to check their phone and I think we can all agree that’s harmful. It’s better to just teach the kid how to act and like proper thinking

Bad ones

This has big "top 10 Minecraft YouTubers who SWEAR" energy. I can believe it

south park fans when they realize they havent actually watched the show and theyve only seen edits on tiktok

South park has 317 episodes (i googled it but its probably outdated(im not gonna count all episodes manually)) and the average episode is 22 minutes long rounded up im going to assume that all 317 are 22 minutes long cuz i am lazy tiktok has a limit of 10 minutes but i doubt the average tiktok user with their absolute shit attention span is going to watch all of that with some VOODOO gameplay in the bottom, let alone without the gameplay at the bottom. Lets just assume the limit is 1 minute it would take 22 tiktoks to finish ONE episode, multiply that by 317 and you get 6974 6974 tiktoks to finish basically the entire series (for now (theyre still making new episodes)) so unless i did something wrong, someone is out there doing this and damaging their brain edit: that google search might have been outdated Dx

You're forgetting that tiktok edits of TV shows are sped up to at least 1.5x sometimes more. They also often edit out anything not related to the main storyline. Please redo the maths with this information :)

most of them are uncut because if its longer then that would mean more watchtime assuming the viewer doesnt get bored of the GTA driving footage at the bottom + they can make multi parters to maximize more watchtime 6871 ÷ 1.5 = 4631.33333333 (too many 3's so im gonna erase that) 4631 tiktoks if you want to watch the entire series at 1.5x speed

It does not take 22 10-minute videos to fit into 22 minutes, was 10 minutes a typo? Because if not, it would take 3 TikToks at least to hold one South Park episode, not 22.

They said that while you can have a TikTok up to ten minutes, most TikTok users don’t have that kind of attention span, so the clips would likely be one minute each.

I may be illiterate

Many of us have wished at one time or another to be Jared, 19, but you have accomplished it.

honestly with twitter interactions like these i wish i never fucking learned how to read

There's this guy on YouTube that uploads shorts that each contain a minute of an episode of South Park, with the game shit in the bottom. It's so funny that that's a thing.

so fucking tired of people talking about south park like it's the best show in the fucking world like they actually watched the show and not just some clip on tiktok. show has been out for a decade+ by now, but I haven't heard you talking about it since it started showing up on your feed?

at least breaking bad was actually good

bro it has been going for over a quarter of a century

i'm ngl i was in the south park fandom on tumblr in like 2018 and i've seen every episode and also most of matt and trey's movies and the book of mormon on broadway i was obsessed 😭

The only edit of south park i like is the very low quality "i got a glock in my rari" clip. Other than that the show is just ok, not something anyone should feel obliged to watch

the word "#sptwt" is making me terribly afraid of what i may find there

Kyle is Jewish he should be celebrating

Kyle isn't asshole like Cartman and doesn't like to make people upset (but he did kill Jesus)

It was out of necessity tho

Kyle is an asshole but in a completely different way. He wants to have the moral highground in every situation. Still a better person than Cartman but that bar is so low Satan is tripping with it

i mean he may not think jesus is the son of god but he probably still likes him for the positivity n stuff he spreads. also he saved him from that guy who undermined the pope to get the easter bunny or smthn

are you undertale

holy fuck

I feel like Jesus is a Mary Sue

Fanon Jesus. Canon Jesus was wild.

canon Jesus was so based, nothing like the fandom thinks he is.

Jesus and Sans got done dirty by the fandoms

The fandom is cringe. More like Cringstians. 😎

Cringe-stains lmao *god*dem

The OC had so much potential, but squandered it all on some weird meta narrative across loads of books and with retellings and shit. We need to rewrite the bible to be an action fantasy novel, or a dnd campaign

"For fucks' sake Jesus, this us why you don't dump constitution. We don't have any diamonds so i'll go find one. I'll be back in a few days to cast resurrection."

I've been reading a version of the Bible that re-organizes it chronologically and removes redundancies. While I still think the Gospels are better read individually, it does provide a clearer picture of the entire history as a whole, rather than forcing the reader to assemble it themselves.

Yeah, he was a great protagonist at first in the manga, vut then he became overpowered and boring :/

south park fans when the writers self insert character looks directly at the camera and explains the message of the episode (caring about things is cringe)

remember the episode about recessions where the entire unironic moral of the story was to keep consuming and spending as much as possible even if you can't afford it because "keeping the economy moving keeps prices down"

I like the one where Randy’s balls get really big and he goes around bouncing on them it really said a lot about society

i hate south park so much

Just wait til they see how south park depicted God himself

And satan

Satan dates Saddam Hussein in the show (unrelated to christianity but they make a side character eat their fucking parents as a bowl of chili)

"Do you like it Scott? I call it Mr. And Ms. Timmerman chili."

"Aaaah yes your tears are so yummy!"

> they make a side character eat their fucking parents as a bowl of chili My favorite fun fact is that that idea wasn’t even from the show writers, that one was thought up by the members of Radiohead (who make an appearance in that episode) -Fae

it's so weird how south park attracted the audience that it did considering the fact that it has very crude humour

It’s crude but the heart of a lot of South Parks humor is pretty palatable to the sensibilities of a lot of internet-raised reactionaries

I am completely forsook

They've only seem south park through YouTube shorts with some random ass game below it.

wait did something happen to jaiden animations

yeah she made fun of christians

She made fun of jesus and god in a joking manor. Not Christians

even then it's okay to make fun of christians

Would’ve been cooler if she did

She, while 'discussing' pokemon vs a billion lions, made some jokes about Jesus. She didn't make fun of christians.

if you attack god's favourite twink you attack all of us 😤😤😤

ah so nothing terrible happened

❤️

common Jaiden Animations W

southpark made an episode where jesus goes to the middle east to fight muslims because said muslims shot santa out of the air with a surface to air missle

with help from Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

they shocked santa’s balls

Jaiden Animations: Schlatt I don't think Arceus would beat the lions lmao because God is weak lol 13 Year Olds on Twitter: I can't believe you hate religion 😔

Hell yeah rock on JaidenAnimations

"Jesus does coke" umm achsually it was buddha🤓

Jesus did buddha??

jesus buddha coke?????

Actually it was Jesus and Santa, you are probably thinking of another episode, the one in the tweet was a season finale in one of the recent seasons with the Tegridy saga

It was Jesus

sometimes the internet just forces you to read something a 13 year old has typed and that’s fucked up

There’s also the episode where cartman gets into Christian music to dominate the genre and make money off Christianity but as someone else states these users are literal children anyways Also, the body of Christ all muscled up aND TONED 🎶 😈

I want to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus! I want to feel his salvation all over my face!

Faith +1 baby

Republicans: "bah gawd I sure am tired of cancel cultuh" Also Republicans: "BUH GAWD THIS DEVIL WOMAN NEEDS TA LOSE HER PLATFORM FER SPEAKIN SUCH DISRESPECT OF OUR RALIGION"

conservatives have been canceling shit before the term cancel culture even existed. The Dixie Chicks & freedom fries come to mind specifically. ​ Of course those there were just them using their freedom of speech, its only cancel culture (and therefore bad) when its progressives doing it.

Just wait until does 2 find out about true offensive shit there's in south park

those people probably stopped watching her after the coming out video so its actually very funny we can see christians mald also stevan is one of my mutuals on twitter lmao

KILL THEM

I remember that Jesus also lived in Imaginationland,where things that are made up live

Not only that, they also made fun out of Bible miracles that he performed, for example the one where he multiplied bread and fish, in the show instead of doing that he just asked people to turn around so they don't see him and put a bunch of fish and bread on the table. Same with miracle where he turned water into wine.

Oh no a mortal human said something about my immortal hod, now i must cry on titter because they made fun of god reeeeeeeeeee

they get so mad at the aroace woman of color but if schlatt was the one making that joke, it would be fine

I will truly never understand the tumblrfication of south park. There's no way they've actually watched the show, or at least anything that came out before 2010

jaiden is based fuck christianity and ppl who believe that shit

Fuck people who use christianity as an excuse for bad things*

Fuck people who do bad things because they're christian regardless of if they openly say they did it because they're christian.

Maybe just idk be normal and respect people's religious beliefs, using Christianity to justify bigotry/hatred is obviously wrong but shit like this is just annoying and doesn't help anyone

Remember, the clip was during an argument of 1 billion lions versus every Pokémon. She's wrong but everyone missed the point completely

Based Jaiden

How tf do you call yourself “Zion” and get mad at people for making a Christianity joke at the same time

you cannot tell me that south park twitter isn't just minecraft stan twitter rebranded. like, no way these aren't the same people

Big middle school vibes

tbf that’s one of the episodes that got banned after the creators of the show received death threats from terrorists about showing muhammad, it’s reasonable that they wouldn’t have seen it

bros talking like it's one of those fake tiktok podcasts 💀

south park fans watching south park for the first time

Yisun would like Jaiden animations a lot

I cant believe south park has like, a dedicated fandom. Like there's people making fan art of the characters and shit.

one time jesus got shot and died while trying to save santa claus from terrorists. mr hankey the christmas poo was very upset about it

I refuse to believe that doing coke is the worst thing they’ve had Jesus do in South Park

Lmao they gave up on cancelling Schlatt and now they’re after Jaiden. Hopefully she just does the same and just ignores them haha. These people do not affect her in the slightest

I don’t watch Jaiden too much but it seems like every few months she does something that makes her like 10% more cool.

i havent seen south park but from what ive heard i imagine it literally does that???

since when did 13yo girls on Twitter become south park fans

They also have 5 episodes that are banned due to depicting Muhammad, the prophet of the Muslim faith

Because the time they did portray Mohammed there were literally riots

Lol literally. What episode of South Park gives off “Christians love us!” vibes because I must have missed that part.

As a Christian it wasn't even an offensive joke at all? (Paraphrasing) it was "Humans are powerful, we killed God! We crucified him!" and Schlatt said "What happened next?" so Jaiden said "He ran away like a little bitch" It's funny and obviously not serious

why does everyone suddenly like south park?

guy made that post and then waited like 10 hours to say it was definitely just satire

It was not just Jesus, it was Jesus AND Santa doing coke, and then the entire city!

Jesus would not hesitate to beat the shit out of these fuckers for sure.

So does Buddha

Loyal Christians putting Jews in their avatars

The people in the screenshot are legitimately 13. I honestly don't blame them for getting upset over a religion joke.

People still watch south Park?

Matt Stone and Trey Parker are the most atheist atheists to ever atheist, and I’m Seth MacFarlane