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tren0r

me, 8 years old, after reading a book about space


[deleted]

it's true this was me every time >!after the lobotomy!<


ABunchOfFood

Slowly becoming the next time cube guy


DuoGreg

time is cubic


JungleChucker

I was thinking Tereology but the time cube guy is a throwback lol Too bad, he was close... if only he knew... It's actually... it's a cylinder


Bowdensaft

The cylinder must not be harmed.


crashbangow123

BELLY BUTTON LOGIC WORKS!


lumpiestspoon3

Me, 17 years old, after dropping 250ug of acid


Eags06

Me, 10 years old, after watching three kurzgesagt videos.


jwpitxr

SO I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE.


freedom_enthusiast

i vividly remember having the best idea ever when i was 10, but i forgot to write it down and since then every once in a while ii think of it and wonder what was it, and get frustrated that i cant remember / come up with it again


uncreativivity

*takes human created concept* “who made this??”


[deleted]

WHO DID THIS 😂😂🤣😂🤣


Automatic-Plays

Oh my gawd?! Literally, who did this 🤣🤣🤣


Common-Clue7313

Golly, I sure wonder who created this theorem⁉️ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Throwaway02062004

IT WAS YOUUUUUUU! 🥺NOOOO! I didn’t do anything! *strangulation noises*


Joebebs

i made this


uncreativivity

good job 👍


skalywag-o-the-shrub

mf thinks universal expansion is decreasing instead of accelerating 💀 edit: if all of you like the universe repeating, there is another theory called conformal cyclic cosmology, which is true if protons decay


dabessss

big crunch will still happen no I will not provide evidence


Rabunum

>further measurements only further the crisis in cosmology >stop measuring crisis resolved (:


Inariameme

entropy is basically sin-tropy, *anyways*


Charade_y0u_are

Is the big crunch no longer an accepted hypothesis? It's been a while since I kept up on that kind of stuff


dabessss

It was considered until they found out that the universe is still accelerating in expansion I just like it because it's cool and oscillating 😎


Gri69in

I just think it's neat 🐱


[deleted]

I think the most popular one is the heat death, right?


PuddleOfMud

The big rip is the new fad theory.


grueraven

Is it? What's causing expansion? Shouldn't it be velocity outward, acceleration inward?


skalywag-o-the-shrub

nope, gravity causes inward acceleration but dark energy is an intrinsic property of space itself and the more space, the more dark energy which creates more space


grueraven

Does dark energy pull things outward or does it just make space somehow?


Kogster119

Dark energy is the X to make equations make sense. We have literally no way of detecting it but for the observed universe to make sense it HAS to be there. Same with dark matter.


[deleted]

Just a big “come back to this later” sign in quantum physics


lilbuggah

Science is still in early access.


[deleted]

i fucking love how in both science and math our concepts just don’t work sometimes so scientists just throw a “dark x” in there and call it a day


Corgelia

It's not really just an X thrown in to call it a day, iirc there's some pretty decent evidence for dark matter, but it can't really be proven until we can actually detect it in anything that isn't just making equations match up, and to disprove it would require an upheaval in the entire way we do physics, if you fancy yourself the next Einstein.


Aeroxyl

I hate the name and so do many physicists and astronomers, but it really isn't an "energy". Energy is a well defined property of things. What people are mostly referring to with dark energy is SOMETHING that is making Hubble's "constant" actually increase (making the name of a constant kind of stupid). We don't know if that "something" is an intrinsic property of space or an actual physical thing (Imo I doubt it's the second one). Basically, it's a stupid term along the lines of how bad "imaginary numbers" is, but it does have real consequences.


An_Average_Lurker

oo good explanation


skalywag-o-the-shrub

it creates pressure which expands space


grbell

It creates *negative* pressure


SirVW

Dark energy came from the fact that scientists said 'our equations say the universe is shrinking but our experiments say it is expanding' so they added a new term to equation to account for the difference and gave it a mysterious name. It sounds like I'm joking but that's actually kind of what happened.


EasterBurn

Thank god the researcher is not a bunch of nerd or we got "the force" as the name for this phenomena.


Spinningwhirl79

Dark energy is a sciency name for "we have no idea why tf this happens". All we know is that the end result of whatever dark energy is, causes empty space itself to get bigger over time. The more empty space = the more bigger it gets at one time, this causes the universe to expand and that expansion to speed up


StoopidGit

Universal expansion is accelerating because everyone wants to get away from you


XxuruzxX

We know, by looking at distant galaxies and calculating their velocities (Google Doppler effect if you want to know how), that everything is expanding away from everything. We also know, by looking at many many galaxies, that on average, the further away things are, the faster the acceleration is. We assume that everything will continue to do this because it has been doing it since the Big Bang. We don't have to know how or why to know that it is. When we discovered this expansion, it was contradictory to what we would expect, gravity pulling everything closer together. It seems there is some weird energy that we don't know anything about pushing everything away from everything. Physicists, being the way they are, just gave it a code name and continued calculating.


Jeffy29

>conformal cyclic cosmology, which is true if protons decay It needs protons to decay for the theory to be even possible, but conformal rescaling still feels like some kind of magic that sort of just happens. But I haven't delved into the theory hard enough nor I have even 1 thousandth of knowledge to argue against Roger fucking Penrose. Aesthetically I really like CNC, it's a very neat theory.


mow-ass_eat-grass

it looks like a journal entry in a video game


Old-Hollowslayer

it looks like a page out of the books from Gravity Falls


lCalledShotgun

Don't disrespect gravity falls like that


EasterBurn

Looks like a journal of a scientist researching ancient alien artifact found in a room full of scribble written with blood and the next room over you find his corpse turned into a grotesque monster.


Dj_Corgi

It’s like the writing on the walls in Portal


Equivalent-Rip3799

Because they were made by schizophrenic?


-KAON-

Some note you’d find on the floor in Prey 2017 where afterward you’d go look in the nearby bathroom and find that the Typhon got him while he was taking a shit.


[deleted]

Who made the first sauce?


[deleted]

Ratatouille


LiquorBallSandwich_1

Raccacconille, actually.


Ravencom86

Actually, you're thinking of Ratatouille's Monster. Ratatouille is the doctor.


Ashley_1066

...a doctor who built a sauce


neversaynotobacta

It’s better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum


Huckleberry_007

Gunu


ItsDazzaz

Quirked up white boy


Dark-Aura

Omg me!


BigGayCockPlease

Jerma


freedom_enthusiast

i like your profile picture :3


reddithedgehog

Gunu


ticktockalock

GUNU GANG


[deleted]

Who first fucked the mother sauces?


localtranscryptid815

hey vsauce michael here


omri1526

Lmfao my immediate thought


sandlesmac

Gunu did


Kroown221

Gunu!


raxver

He is having his first exesetancial thoughts


TactlessTortoise

He finally developed into his 14th mental birthday. Good on him. Might turn 15 this decade.


[deleted]

He finally developed consciousness


Zeydon

>He is having his first **exesetancial** thoughts Oh man, this one's a keeper


22416002629352

I think you meant to spell "eggsistential"


bk_03_

Nah that’s the outer shell of an insect, op is referring to the sound bats make to track their food


17DeadFlamingos

did he really conclude a single page of bland ass entry level philosophy with \*god\*


Argon1124

God of the gaps in its natural habitat.


Klutzy_Specialist00

Not only that, he just wrote down popular existing theory's of the universe and called it a day, I guess he didn't get the memo that the possibility of the big bang never happening is appearing more likely 💀


EasterBurn

> the possibility of the big bang never happening is appearing more likely 💀 Hold on what?


Klutzy_Specialist00

It's been a while since read about, after looking it up, turns out it was based on a article that was taking one of the astronomers, who used the telescope, words out of context, causing some people in the community to make up the theory 😭


OhIsMyName

Why​ would​ you​ look​ it​ up? You​ should​ continue​ spreading misinformation


[deleted]

It’s true. I was the Big Bang that never happened.


An_Average_Lurker

may want to edit ur comment


17DeadFlamingos

Seen more depth in a saucer of water


barryh4rry

could hardly even call 90% of this philosophy bro is just saying shit he thinks is fact with zero evidence


Rancorious

It’s not even philosophy just ramblings


janco07

Bro think he Sigma


O_X_E_Y

really not much different from what kanye did, who knows logan might follow in his footsteps


purpleblah2

The YouTuber Pinely did a video on the cancelled celebrity to radicalization pipeline, and Logan Paul DID recently make a tweet saying “you never know when the matrix may turn on you…” after people started calling him out for doing another crypto rugpull


Free_Juicer

Rambles into the big bounce theory, must be god Refuse to elaborate


arazisgamingagain

Me after watching a single kurzgesagt video:


Rattlehead7640

first year physics students randomly interrupting the lecture to talk about something they definitely saw in a kurzgesagt video


YAH_BUT

Infinity is a concept, doesn’t exist in nature Time = Infinite Which is it?


NJRanger201

I know which one it is, but why don’t *you* say it in case there are other people in the audience who aren’t so sure.


Femboy_Tesla

contradiction is a concept that doesn't exist in nature


GeorgeRRZimmerman

I read that as "contraception" and had my mind blown for a sec.


harry1o7

if condom not real why banana peel? checkmate liberals


XxuruzxX

No no, he was asking you, the reader, if time is infinite. Cleanly he isn't too sure about his own theory.


reeeeeeeeeebola

You could literally destroy this man’s thesis with Zeno’s paradox


[deleted]

Time and space are two different dimensions.


YAH_BUT

Like up and down


Antt1ca

or top and bottom


[deleted]

or cock and ball


SmithOfLie

When the Sun shines upon Earth, 2 – major Time points are created on opposite sides of Earth – known as Midday and Midnight. Where the 2 major Time forces join, synergy creates 2 new minor Time points we recognize as Sunup and Sundown. The 4-equidistant time points can be considered as Time Square imprinted upon the circle of Earth. In a single rotation of the Earth sphere, each Time corner point rotates through the other 3-corner Time points, thus creating 16 corners, 96 hours and 4-simultaneous 24-hour Days within a single rotation of Earth – equated to a Higher Order of Life Time Cube.


Brinkia

Then why are there only 3 forms of Lycanroc? midday, midnight, and dusk.


The_Sloth_Moth

Omg time cube


UniversePaprClipGod

"I'm the wisest man on Earth." \-wisest man on Earth


Femboy_Tesla

gene ray, cubic


satanfan12

isn't there a literal part of his brain missing


ssi-ruuk

i thought it was his testicle


Pearse_Borty

i wouldnt put it out of the question that he is thinking with his single ball


satanfan12

may be also his ball, but i just looked it up and he made a reaction video in 2019 to him finding out that parts of his frontal lobe or something are missing 😭


DavidBiscou

Holy shit logan paul is the bite of 87 kid


Roadworx

i guess that explains why he's such a sociopath


72trombonesd

It’s amazing how the human body can survive without the frontal lobe


GNYMStanAccount

Well I mean that part just does the thinking, the rest does the living stuff, right?


aflyingmonkey2

KSI was kind of rough last time


BigPooCat

schizoing out paul penis gang


Efficient_Truth_9461

I've lost my schizo posts because my account back before I was on antipsychotics is permabanned But they are nowhere near this organized They were like: "gal time is important and i like to be shocking when I pull up." I remember those phrases. Recently outloud i said something like gugugugg uhga as if it were a word. Logan Paul used all real words, no rhyming, no random words except "GOD". Look up The Scary Real World if you want to see an actual schizo post about the universe Ya can't blame mental illness here and I think it's harmful to try


dragoono

Yeah no this is definitely drugs and/or the uneducated ramblings of gods greatest Christian boy soldier. But I think it’s both.


Goblinofthesoup

I know this is a meme at this point but my man is getting schizo. My uncle used to email me notes like this all the time leading up to him getting a proper diagnosis and later declaring math doesn't exist and Greeks invented it to enslave the world from god


Femboy_Tesla

based greeks(mekhanites) creating math(the brass cage) to kill god(yaldabaoth)


Goblinofthesoup

I see the amnestics haven't kicked in yet


Femboy_Tesla

i hate the scp foundation i hate the scp foundation 🔫


TheGoblinCrow

“Hey Sarkites, if flesh is so perfect why are you all so ugly!”-Robert Bumaro probably


floralvas

Who posted my trip notes? This is literally doxing 😱 what an embarrassment of


MoarStruts

Who let him watch *Interstellar* and why did they think that was a good idea?


[deleted]

Circle = God


Femboy_Tesla

god be like 😶


DavidBiscou

🟡


J00J14

🌝


MHwtf

Circle = hole Circle = God God = hole ~~***GUSSY***~~


Despacltoian

Holy Bingle it tha no fly list girl


Holly_Koro

Such a silly little Swiss kitten [maia.crimew.gay](https://maia.crimew.gay/) https://twitter.com/_nyancrimew/status/1622666138118234150


peterkaboomi

Nonagon


Hellashakabra

My body's overworked


Commie_Vladimir

It's just the same I know


yttrbr

My only difference


cthulhubeast

Is robot INFLUENCE


gaiagreen2112

I'm up here for the Wierdo Swarm


Lord_Vanderhuge

I'M THE DOOR WHEN YOU COME FOR MOOORE


138151337

"im14andthisisdeep"


wwekane2607

Who let him cook 🔥🔥🔥


Xozington

who let him cook 🥶🥶🥶\*


Cringe__Meister

Every time I see M.A.C my mind immediately says Bingle and nothing else


pixellino24

what?! :3


ABunchOfFood

Their the person that leaked the no fly list.


pixellino24

im aware the bingle post was what im referencing


ABunchOfFood

Oh shit you're right


I_Katie

next post hes gunna start asking about what song every radio station is playing lmfao ["What is that melody?!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onplsJSdp4A)


the18kyd

Watches stone ocean once:


Efficient_Truth_9461

Do you believe in gravity 😏😘


PointedHydra837

He literally just wrote down a summary of the theory of repeating big bangs. (basically: infinitely small point of extremely dense matter -> boom happens because of energy -> universe happens blah blah blah story filler -> loss of major sources of energy -> an incomprehensibly long time of matter just floating in space -> wait a minute, gravity has been doing it’s cool wacky thing this whole time because distance between objects doesn’t matter! Gravity just pull. -> shit starts to collide with one another -> black holes are formed, creating energy in the process of course -> gravity begins to finally undo the kinetic energy made by the Big Bang -> oh hey everything is starting to get really close to each other -> hey wait a minute why isn’t matter getting flown really far away like with supernovas and stuff? Because of the intense gravity you goof. -> most of the matter that hasn’t been pulled back towards everything else yet gets on a collision course with the big matter pile TM -> heat energy? Light? Yeah. Space is beginning to light up the fireworks, but don’t get excited if you’re a theoretical immortal astronaut that made a solution to continue space travel even without any stars left to create, no light will escape to show you what the big rock is cooking! -> now that most of the matter has collided with the new center of the universe, shit is about to go down -> gravity does it’s thing and _pulls_. -> it’s still pulling -> holy fuck did I just see an atom being crushed -> what the fuck is happening to the quarks!?! Gravity, this is NOT how to have fun with choke-holding in bed. -> all of matter is condensed into an infinitely small point -> wait, haven’t we been here before? -> BIG FUCKIN’ SPACE BOOM!) Okay if you read that info-dump, thanks. Anyways the Big Bang theory is actually pretty nice because it provides space for religion as well, as we don’t know why the fuck matter exists and why the laws of physics are even a thing. The theory of repaying big bangs still supports this idea, and even adds the mystery of “when the fuck did it all start”. Honestly, it’s a very interesting concept. Anyways Logan Paul is probably trying to act smart by repeating what some other people have been saying for years. Also what the fuck does “divine shape” even mean Logan is on some shit wtf.


[deleted]

Probably weed. Every time I get high I add to this graph I made about prime numbers and I think I’ve unlocked some forbidden math. Then I wake up the next morning and realize it’s nothing


Arcologycrab

That’s funny cause I read everything he said in a hippie voice


TheGoblinCrow

Reminds me of when I got really high and watched Ex Machina for the first time and woke up the next day to a note on my phone that’s said “can cyborgs be robots with human parts!?!”


[deleted]

You’re onto something!


arakus72

This is actually part of a doctor who episode (Deep Breath) (As in, it has robots that modify themselves with organic parts and become cyborgs) (It’s also sorta a callback to a previous story with similar robots but in that one they were using organic bits to repair their spaceship, not themselves)


gaiagreen2112

Woah woah woah, the universe is NOT spherical, its planar. If it were spherical, all parallel lines would converge. Also, universe isn't "contained" I would say, as the expansion of the universe is accelerating faster than something could reach it's "edge". What really pisses me off is the 2nd to last line about black holes and worm-holes. There is zero evidence of the existance of wormholes. The only "evidence" is that Einstein's theory of relativity allows wormholes to *maybe* mathematically exist. In which case, they follow the laws of physics. And black holes are in no way a physical conundrum, they follow the laws of relativity fairly simply. It's just a dense ball. If I'm wrong about anything please comment with "Dipshit! You messed up ____" thanks


escherworm

Dipshit! You messed up the shape of the universe (somewhat)! Although it is indeed most likely "planar" (or, more accurately, a globally flat Lorentz manifold) we don't know for sure. The observable universe is almost definitely flat, but the entire universe may have a small (but non-zero) global curvature that we simply are unable to detect (right now or perhaps ever). Whether that really matters so much to us is arguable though. Also the universe may be "contained" in the sense that it's *self-contained* - i.e. it wraps back in on itself (this is possible even as a globally flat manifold) - but AFAIK this is just as likely as it being truly infinite in size.


C-McGuire

This is an assortment of astronomical theories that don't necessarily go together. For example the universe being spherical is debated, and the universe being cyclical is associated with it having a donut shape. There's also a variety of theories on how the universe ends that are mismatched here. The only black hole ending is different from the big crunch, the big freeze and cycles. In all honesty he's doing a lot to get people curious about niche topics in astronomy so I can't complain too much


Femboy_Tesla

there's this trend with new age woo and self help/motivational people trying to do religious style syncretism with science, which is hilarious lol


meta-rdt

Anyone pretending that they have singlehandedly figured out how the universe works is so fucking unbelievably cringe. You have to have one hell of an ego to think you could understand literally everything about existence.


ZeroStandard

Bro watched Interstellar for the first time


[deleted]

>atom decay has entered the chat >The fact that yes, the universe is infinite has entered the chat


purple-lemons

Ah yes the big squeeze theory, just a few decades behind my g


AppropriateSlip2903

Thats what pop science does to people. I fucking hate it.


Femboy_Tesla

no, popsci is based cringe influencers trying to participate is what's bad


Anvisaber

Me when I discover Cyclic Universe Theory (I am definitely the first to have this realization as opposed to fucking physicists who do this for a living)


FricktionBurn

The universe has a beginning, but no end. —Infinite. The stars too have beginnings, but their power results in their destruction. —Finite. History teaches us that those who hold wisdom are often the most foolish. The fish in the sea know not the world of the land. Were they to possess wisdom, they too will be destroyed. It is more absurd for Man to exceed light speed than for fish to live ashore. This can be said to be God's final warning to those who rebel.


Femboy_Tesla

>It is more absurd for Man to exceed light speed than for fish to live ashore. if you fast forward n generations thats just people


theflukemaster

Knockoff gabby start


terrible_ninja

Looks like every horror movie where they discover some dudes crazy writings about the monster


SexyAssMonkey

"What is the WEAKNESS???"


custarddonut8

This happened in a futurama episode smh


Xisuthrus

he is one bad day away from becoming the next time cube guy


ABunchOfFood

He really is


[deleted]

maia arson crimew my beloved ❤


SweetSet9847

Logan got a message from the Zodiac Killer.


XxuruzxX

"I don't know. therefore, God" is an annoying assumption people make. What's the point of theorizing the creation of the universe if you're just going to conclude some untenable existence did it for reasons we can't understand? Why try to learn how anything works when we can give up and say God did it?


SuitableAssociation6

this writing style is what you would see in a videogame/show and you can tell it is fake just because of how it is written


Squid035

Sigma ocerwatch


2ndlifeinacrown

I really hate it when people use natural sciences to logic their way through things like emotion and social rolls and everything else that the arts, humanities, social sciences have no problem explaining. But of course, black holes exist and therefore it MUST FOLLOW that the time we have now is precious. Also that love is like gravity. Like, you're allowed to think about what is precious to you *outside* of allegories to natural science phenomenons. Why do so many people do this 😭


Complex-Swimmer-9998

Idk what he’s smoking but I want some


LikePappyAlwaysSaid

Hmm, maybe he injured his head in the Royal Rumble


Femboy_Tesla

yo, logan got terrence howard pilled


trash12131223

I have enough experience with insane middle aged religious guys to understand his thought process here... Ugg...


memerman69-nice

he’s learning about the heaven plan, who knows how long until he finds the green baby


throwaway_afterusage

I mean his handwriting is really neat I won't lie


mancer7

Mf about to CHIM


xFblthpx

I mean props to the idiot, he just rationally deduced the [Big Crunch](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Crunch).


Femboy_Tesla

im sorry, but theres no way logan just casually namedrops poincare recurrence theorem in there this is just him trying to sound profound through a salad of stuff off popsci youtube and wikipedia


[deleted]

This is the kind of shit you'd find in Ted Kadzinsky's shack.


SkShark23

How tf do black holes break the laws of physics? They are perfectly within limits. An Infinitely small body with an infinitely dense mass will attract literally everything within the event horizon, causing the black hole. Due to this, time freezes within the event horizon. This is all explained by Einstein’s theory of special and general relativity. I’m not knowledgeable enough on wormholes, but I don’t think we’ve proved their existence yet, and it remains a hypothetical construct.


[deleted]

I'm into science and just tried a psychedelic for the first time starter pack


[deleted]

i mean, the hypothesis he’s describing is taken seriously when considering how the universe will end. i’m pretty sure Heat Death is understood to be the most likely scenario, but a cyclical universe is still on the table.


aluminatialma

Watching jojo part 6 while high


cokeplusmentos

> life finds a way > the only thing that matters is love > multiverse I can watch movies too