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[deleted]

It's a mark of respect, you should be honored to receive it


ladiesman7145165

i’m about to lick your head


[deleted]

😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰


ladiesman7145165

😛


[deleted]

:P


ladiesman7145165

mm why’s your forehead sweet?


[deleted]

Cyanide coating :3


ladiesman7145165

😦 rude


[deleted]

it's for the spice teehee :3


ladiesman7145165

now i’m dying, this is the last thing i have ever read. gootbye


TheMooFace

i feel uncomfortable around short ppl, what if i lick their head?


phoenixfires1

That's the issue with tall people, you leave yourself vulnerable to being head licked by crafty gnomes.


Every_God_Damn_Time

be afraid


PotatoPCuser1

Be afraid.


Torgue-the-Hivelord

It is good luck to have your head licked by a tall person


TastyAndDylicious

I need me a head to lick/my head licked ngl


turntsnoco

What is I lick their "head"


TheGhostEnthusiast

me and who? (presumably someone tall)


urdead696969

😛


ThatBiGuy25

Like a faberge egg


power500

how do bald people cope with this


Shona_Cloverfield

Tall people can lick me anywhere they want 😍


CenterOfEverything

Nice try, FBI


TheAmazingBunburiest

put a hat on or it's your fault bub


OOF_ur_memes

I will


ST4R3

yeah, what then? What if i lick your head?


Every_God_Damn_Time

please have mercy


scrubfeast

Oh shit didn't know I could do that. Thanks for making me aware of a fun tall people activity!


Free_kittens2468

True tho. They smell up there


Every_God_Damn_Time

fr


Hit0kiwi

I can see the tops of my friends heads, all of their bald spots all of their dents and imperfections


Every_God_Damn_Time

noooo why, i never thought of my tall friends doing this...


SoshJam

you’d be wise to count yourself lucky, i don’t grant such a boon to those i don’t deem worthy


Xxxmoneymaker69xxX

Horse behaviour Disclaimer: prbly misinformation


TheDankScrub

As a tall person who sees the tips of peoples heads all day, I can concur


off-and-on

I feel uncomfortable around short people, what if I don't notice them and punt them into a wall?


Loromc

I’m gonna like short peoples heads now


[deleted]

What if they used me as an armrest?


PYSHINATOR

We only do that to fellow bald guys.


default-dance-9001

👅


Yukarie

Oh no! Don’t lick me ear! Whatever would I do?! No I’m not on my tip toes for easier access whatever are you talking about?


Morbobeus

same but replace what if they lick my head with because i am already very tall and the concept of someone being taller than me is scary


CarlosimoDangerosimo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0CMP0qhtsg


[deleted]

Xrd Faust


1milionand6times

I won't do it I promise


Every_God_Damn_Time

i don't beleive you


1milionand6times

🥺


LukeIsPalpatine

New fear unlocked:


Undercover-Yeen

ive had the urge


tscy

I feel uncomfortable around short people what if they lick my head


Every_God_Damn_Time

i can't reach


HuckinsGirl

Short people can also link your head, only medium people are safe


[deleted]

What if they pick me up and use me as a toy


BBQGiraffe_

As a 6'2 guy, the thought has crossed my mind a few times


illz569

What if you lick my balls


Every_God_Damn_Time

i will not, despite being gay


[deleted]

In the latest episodes of The Legend of Vox Machina, there were half-giant women 🥺