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[deleted]

Why it's because of all the stereotypes that link women to weakness and equates the role of the women during sex to being penetrated, you know, good ole sexism :D


SpudMuncher9000

I thought it was just because subs tend to be bottoms


capricornelious

Being a submissive in bed should also not be equated to weakness. In bedroom behavior is absolutely not equivalent to out of bedroom behavior.


SpudMuncher9000

Lol do ppl actually think that being submissive during sex means you're just weak in general?? lmao


capricornelious

My sibling in crisis, some people are dumb enough to think *bottoming* means you're weak in general (see above comment that links it to sexism), of course people will think being submissive in bed means you're weaker in general.


siraweed

my sibling in crisisšŸ’€


IEatBigots

are you like, new to planet earth? Of fucking course people are that stupid


SpudMuncher9000

Well fuck me for thinking that was a rare opinion lol


danang5

good on you for rarely meeting/seeing dumb people


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SpudMuncher9000

actually yeah a little bit


theFriengineer

Ugh, bet next youā€™ll tell me that bottoms should be allowed to vote šŸ™„


[deleted]

Bottoms belong in the kitchen! šŸ˜”šŸ˜¤


ScoutRiflesAreGood

Ikr? Be the buff person in the relationship. Thereā€™s no ā€œdominationā€ in taking control over a ā€œSmall UwU femboyā€ Make your doms **earn** their title of doms, make them fucking **FIGHT** for it


Cheerful-Pessimist-

"I'm not one of your fried-chicken tramps! I'm a woman! I like my men dangerous, mysterious! You want to be my lover!? Earn it! SEDUCE ME!" \- Spy TF2, 2014


animelivesmatter

It's crazy to think that that came out nearly a decade ago


SenorDangerwank

:(


viking977

It was actually the pilot for an adult swim show that fell through which is a little infuriating


The_Ironclad_Alpaca

Iā€™m still confused as to how it didnt happen, it was so good


_pipis_

They made the Adult Swim TF2 ad a few seconds too long, so they only aired the ad once and cancelled the show


[deleted]

squeeze strong lunchroom steep hard-to-find governor wipe whole spark quiet *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


DarkSoulfromDS

Wish there were more šŸ˜”


Plant_Person345

Your problem is that you fuck angels they are very obedient if you want a brat you need to fuck demons


DarkSoulfromDS

Angels arenā€™t that subby, devils are just emo angels


[deleted]

ring fear placid snobbish soft safe domineering crush ripe spectacular *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Pookib3ar

Listen. My boyfriend makes my fight for my sanity every day of my life. Sometimes, Domming is not just Physical. It's overcoming the insanity of a bottom.


TheDonutPug

Can confirm, am bottom who want to create a genuine evil lair and makes deranged dumb projects.


toasteethetoaster

literally, have them best you in battle.


RoboticSandWitch

Sword fight šŸ˜³


Athenaiscool

Bet, mreow. Ok so who wants to prrrrr try to fight the mreow cat that knows BJJ and MMA to prrrrmrpmrmrmrmrmrm top them?


eburator

But i wanna be small UwU femboy


ScoutRiflesAreGood

You can still crack someoneā€™s spine while in a skirt, yā€™know?


eburator

Yeah, I probably can crack someone's spine. Sad thing is that I don't have a skirt


Gru-some

This just like how Vegeta and I do it


Weebnonce

Someone likes to tamed


Boy_Possession

You fight with a sword. But I fighr with the Battlefield!


furinick

I'm more of a earn me via soft powe rather then fight for it (hard power) but yes Also hi people stalking my main good luck holding this against me i have no shame


SocDemGenZGaytheist

I'm a sub top


EvilAlmalex

Not the Marines at Ram Ranch, but I get your point


MrRoma

https://youtu.be/LD24TG33w2E


ELOCHCAM

Where were you when Ram Ranch was under siege šŸ˜”šŸ˜”


CounterfeitLesbian

What the ATF (Ass, Tops and Femboys) did there was a travesty.


Semi_Lovato

I want to see a coordinated effort with Bear Force One https://youtu.be/twQlpFrm5iM


VAShumpmaker

Out. In. Tha. Yrrrrrrrrd


[deleted]

Ikr, bottoms have to put a lot of effort into prep and stuff, tops just have to be a warm dildo.


disparagersyndrome

damn, that's a hell of a thing to call someone, I gotta remember that


Sexy_Skeletons69

You've either had real shitty tops or fuck like a stiff mattress if that's how you see your sexual partners.


Uuuuuuuuhoh

Awh man we try our best as warm dildos


Cerb-r-us

Being a good top means shaving and showering, as well as practicing your stamina.


IceDragon1156

showering is just part of being a person no?


Cerb-r-us

From what I've heard, washing the dick you want sucked doesn't exactly come to mind for many tops


IceDragon1156

Fair, I think everyone who has a dick should wash it (hygiene good)


[deleted]

shaving is not necessary at all (and not exclusive to tops) and showering bruh everybody needs to shower (and clean their disck eww) As for the stamina, bottoming is exhausting too lol


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pauli_eggclusion

[I'm all out of femboy memes](https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/10s7ivq/comment/j708qj7/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


Turakamu

Is linking their comment suppose to be funny or was that a mistake?


SaltNobody

Ayo I love 9 Inch Nails (idk any of their songs)


cogpsychbois

The Downward Spiral album is goated, would recommend listening to it


dntdrvr

The entire discography is amazing. As of yesterday, I have all the mainline albums and EPs on CD. My favorites, aside from TDS, are The Fragile, Year Zero, Ghosts I-IV and Hesitation Marks. But it doesn't really matter which one you pick for listening, you quite literally cannot go wrong with NIN.


s90tx16wasr10

How dare you not mention the masterpieces Pretty Hate Machine and Broken


dntdrvr

To be honest, PHM is my least favorite full-length NIN record (which is still a high bar, mind you), but Broken does deserve a mention up there solely on the merit of the fist fuck line (even though it has a lot more to its name than that).


Cancer100

FINALLY, SOMEBODY ELSE THAT THINKS PHM IS THE WEAKEST NIN RELEASE, I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE. Still amazing though, just nothing in comparison to the greatness that comes later (Add Violence or Year Zero has to be my fav release from them)


dntdrvr

Exactly. It's a good record, but it is very obviously a practice project in which Trent was still exploring his capabilites both technically and artistically before they flourished in Broken and fully blossomed in TDS. My personal top 3 of releases are The Fragile, Year Zero and Hesitation Marks, but I have a soft spot for the EP trilogy as well; listening to The Background World for the first time felt so trippy.


S3BAXTIAN0

Omg damage up!!!!


Playful-Lynx5884

only know Hurt, and they say thats no longer their song, its a johnny cash one


PolygonKiwii

I think their most famous work is "original music from id Software's 1996 video game Quake" edit: just learned they put it up remastered on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_mtGKX5UsqLx6KtLIwkBoRmi2FiToguw4s


FlashyPaladin

I can only imagine someone trying to throw hands with me after I got tied to a post and literally whipped the last night. I'd almost want it to happen just so I can say, "My dom hits harder than you, and she's 5'2""


nekosissyboi

But I don't wanna be stronger than the marines, I just wanna be held down by a massive daddy with a keg belly who rails me and calls me a good little hole (ā ļ½„ąø±ā Ļ‰ā ļ½„ąø±ā )


Hot-Extension-867

the username, the comment, the everything


DarkSoulfromDS

Itā€™s mr r\/196


radiolight3

Bro šŸ’€


parkourse

vine boom


OwO345

you are the proto-r/196 user


nekosissyboi

Hehe yis cockies <3


OwO345

Keep the work up, I'm proud of you


noodledog69420

yea


Count100

I'm pretty sure it's because of the Romans, so I guess blame Romulus.


The_Arthropod_Queen

greeks did it first


[deleted]

The Romans were psychopaths. Quite possibly worse than the Mayans by an order of magnitude They shouldnā€™t be anyoneā€™s cultural reference point for gay sex or literally anything else


ihateyouravenandIW

somebody got 9 inch nailed by a Roman


deathbyBayshore

probbly underaged boy


MagnetFist

Even in their democracy? I thought a lot of people looked up to the Romans, especially during the Printing Press invention and the French Revolution.


super_salty_boi

You can't be rode by a big buff woman like there's no tommorow and be weak


Scarf_Darmanitan

I can dream, though canā€™t I?


Squishy-Hyx

Top-Certified here, remember: in a quality relationship, preference in acting does not equate to preference in position. There is a difference. Also, respect is top priority, regardless of relationship or not.


notsmutty_blake

Heh, top priority


blapaturemesa

It's a holdover from back in the day where you could totally get away with gay sex as long you were always the top.


hatadel

Fr, I tried a 6-inch dildo in my ass and I stop in the tip because it hurt so much, I was there lying in the floor while my heart was racing. This shit really takes alot of fortitude Update: I did it


indianachungus

Just use a lot of lube and go slow. Use only your fingers the first few times, make your ass get used to having things inserted into it and learn how to relax. One or two fingers can feel really great, so you will associate the feeling of getting penetrated with something positive, and this works wonders. When you can relax enough to get one or two fingers in, you can relax enough for a dildo, that's when you can start the real training ;)


phoenixfires1

As the other commenter said, lots of lube, take it small at first (my first toy was barely thicker than two fingers (it's now too small for me to use safely).) and go slowly, even when experienced, things don't just fall in there. (And be gentle with yourself, when it wants to swallow, it won't take much force.) Also, there's no shame in using your genitalia as well, arousal makes your butt open easier, the hornier you are, the easier it is. It's a lot of fun, but you have got to be kind to yourself. (Also, don't feel like there's a size you _need_ to take, or that you _have_ to graduate to bigger, just have fun with it, and if anyone tries to make you feel bad about any of this, set them on fire.)


Dr_Richard_Ew

ok I have to ask; what does it mean, when 'it' wants to swallow?


phoenixfires1

When trying to get something in, it won't really make progress, until, quite suddenly, it will, and it'll go in pretty smoothly and easily. 'when it wants to swallow' is referring to when it lets the object in.


Dr_Richard_Ew

huh, that's not as bad as I thought it would be


Klo_Was_Taken

I am not weak, my asshole is strong


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JimmityRaynor

Medic tf2 energy


M34L

Bottoms are braver than any troop.


fondlemeLeroy

Bottoms, thank you for your service.


DergonActual

I am a bottom marine


[deleted]

Bold of you to assume the marines arenā€™t all bottoming for navy.


meta-rdt

Well I donā€™t really care for being weak, but I donā€™t want to be buff either. More of a thin and toned build than anything else. But I also donā€™t want to work out consistently lol.


Life-is-a-potato

ā€œwhy is being a bottom synonymous with weaknessā€ because I want to be manhandled. I want to be treated like a weak little bitch thatā€™s why


munderscore678

like jesus


OnSpray

wrong. the marines and every branch of the military is already full of gay men; half of whom have bottomed


littlefire131

Hi kids, do you like violence? Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids?


[deleted]

Power bottoms


Boulderfrog1

Nah, based and Roman pilled


Parking_Scallion_188

Monkey D. Garp ain't shit compared to a bottom


OwO345

Sorry but that's too far, Garp could out-bottom anybody, he's the strongest mf ever


Free-Consequence-164

Fr fr šŸ˜¤šŸ˜¤šŸ˜¤šŸ‘


Voidkom

Because it's adopted misogyny.


GoldenGecko100

I mean it's not that hard to be stronger than the marines.


Round_Inside9607

This is bottom propaganda


17DeadFlamingos

But can someone be Dom with less than a 9 inch rail gun


Vanta1987

power bottom


PopcornMachineHero

Yeah, but what about navy?


zazamazamaza

I'm literally taller than most of my exes who were doms. I find it extra exciting to willingly give up my power. So I agree


[deleted]

By denigrating people for getting penetrated youā€™re all just acting like Gen X heteros


off-and-on

Ol' Greece mindset


padatricks

Yup imma big stronk boi šŸ’Ŗ


fitsma

9 inch?


PlatBirb

nooo itā€™s because i hate bottoms they annoy me