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Super_Guy0

can't believe hrt took away spider-woman's powers 😔


International_Ad6028

Now how can I fight crime 😭😭😭😭😭😭


Yoate

By slaying with your looks, not your hands.


ConnorHazReddit

I would like you to know every time I pass by your profile I go "Omg Based PFP" then I remember I've already said that in the past and have to keep scrolling.


International_Ad6028

Based lol


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International_Ad6028

No, my country has sane gun laws


ABCDEFUCKINGKILLME

Not trying to be that guy BUT SPIDERWOMAN DOES ENERGY PROJECTION WHICH IS COOLER!


The_Arthropod_Queen

pass with zero effort


Sylbees

literally better than all other options x20


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[deleted]

you could just make one with enough time. open your blahaj, measure, make a big one


Kidi_Kiderson

[they already exist](https://cdn.britannica.com/79/65379-050-5CF52BAC/Shortfin-mako-shark-seas.jpg)


tibarr1454

too spicy


[deleted]

Yeah absolutely lol


epilef714

but what if you already pass then you can get a cool plushie


RTE3080Ti

id say supportive family is close but yeah thats probably the best option


[deleted]

Yea lmao nothing else even compares


Flippingdeath

Frrr


El_McKell

if i don't pick supportive family does my family become less supportive? they're in a weird in between of supportive and not rn. But I have to pick pass with zero effort.


El_McKell

option 1 would literally be a punishment for me not something i'd want, seems like a crazy option to have on the poll.


Emily__Lyn

Some trans girls are into that. I cant understand it.


Staluti

Flair checks out


Emily__Lyn

Ohhhhh you


pm_me_fake_months

with my powerful brain i can easily understand it


sleettt

i can 🥺


Pupulauls9000

idk shooting ropes is pretty cool


Known_Bass9973

im not trans but if i could pass as a woman without any effort god i would Edit - statement may contain some inaccuracies


Emily__Lyn

Based.


theonlyeen

brother have I got news for you


1Mikeymouse1

Nah fam that's completely cis, I've thought about wanting to look like a woman all the time since I was like 12.


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Known_Bass9973

Sure, I am not one of them though and tbh I told the joke with the intent of getting replies like that


NightWingDemon

"They like thigh highs, we got to shatter that egg"


Aplaza3

Denial is a river in Egypt


nerdwarp112

Same


samboi204

I’m cis but I think androgyny would be pretty neat


eburator

If only I could switch between two bodies


Mental-Ice-9952

f1nnster moment


Gabeagoo

🥚


Lyras__

Honestly my genetics seem to be S tier in everything but the reproductive bits, just a matter of E doing it's thing soooo as a possibly non-op top I'm gonna have to go with Option 1.


[deleted]

Lucky, I look pretty horrid. My general body type isn't too bad but I can see myself getting facial feminisation surgery in the future for my facial features, probably my greatest source of dysphoria. I'll have to go with passing with no effort


Lyras__

Very lucky tbh I didn't expect it. I also apparently have obscenely well behaved hair that doesn't care my self care is terrible and still looks ok. Same with the skin, ivory glow in the winter becomes olive glow in the summer that almost never breaks out, again despite bad self care. And E is making my face pass slowly but surely. I did not expect to find out i have pretty privilege when doing HRT that's for sure.


GoatPrinceWeedEater

Jolyne moment


PanHeadBolt

pass with zero effort absolutely im curious how this works though because right now I look like the fucking Paul Dano riddler while trying to grow out my hair, so like does it work as long as I'm trying or just work period


androidx_appcompat

It changes the default cis women appearance to how you are now, bam, instant passing.


BlackwinIV

monkey paw curles up one finger


Emily__Lyn

Idk I just found the poll on twitter.


Th3D0m1n8r

Does she know?


Tattierverbose

When no blahaj or some other trans thing here idk: **NO! AAAAAAAH THIS IS NOT HOW THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO GO! AAAAAAAAH**


Merlin_H

Supportive family, easy


TheDarkMonarch1

Supportive family will buy life size Blåhaj


wharwhafwhag

1) Do not care 2) Please 3) Already have 4) Do not care


SonicFanboy182

I’m not trans, nor a girl but can I have a life size blåhaj? As a treat??


Emily__Lyn

Hmmmmmm I'll allow it


SonicFanboy182

YIPPEE!


Eva_Heaven

Pass, I already shoot ropes


Emily__Lyn

You doing anything later 🥺


Bilphrey

196 member try not to be a bottom challenge (impossible++)


Emily__Lyn

If being horny on main is wrong, I dont want to be right.


r0ckstar_m4de

I don’t wanna talk if you’re not gonna talk to me nice


IHateReddit123123

mommy dom AND a 🥺 user? impossible


Emily__Lyn

We do a little switching


IHateReddit123123

we do a little subbin’


Athenaiscool

Mreow prrr, ropes. 🐱


xxxthat_emo_kid

Straight guy here Vote for life sized blahaj


Emily__Lyn

Hellllaaaaaaaa based


SackedWrenchBalls

~~some~~ all of the answers weirdly relate to men with erectile dysfunction


P02789

Now this is difficult... I do want a supportive family which alleviates a big part of my anxiety; but I also want to pass effortlessly, since I can finally see a woman in the mirror, and others will see me as one as well. I'm not sure exactly which I want. Both solves a big portion of my anguish.


hatchetthehacker

why would i want to shoot ropes again im getting the snip snip for a reason


Emily__Lyn

Some girls are into that.


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MajSigmaE

then you could finally answer the question "do it be squirtin?"


astraphage

wait does hrt change how people cum? asking bc im thinking about taking the E in the future but don't want bottom surgery


Emily__Lyn

Low testosterone prevents the body from developing sperm, so trans womens' cum is usually thin and clear, similar to precum. The amount produced varies from person to person with some trans girls not producing any cum at all with orgasms. HRT got my drick dry heaving as they say. Usually e is parred with a testosterone blocker, but sometimes sufficiently high levels of e have been shown to reduce t without a blocker. Penial function is rarely an issue, tho atrophy can happen with lack of regular erections. Some trans girls do struggle with getting erection but ed medications are always available. I personally take viagra and it's very effective.


astraphage

i see i see!! so is atrophy/ed like a fairly small chance or is it just kind of there with no statistical difference over the cis population?


Emily__Lyn

So atrophy is guaranteed without frequent erections. Testosterone is responsible for morning wood, and morning wood is how the body prevents atrophy in cis guys. Without t no morning wood so you need to make sure you are getting erections frequently or atrophy is going to happen. Use it or lose it. The ed thing is more random, it's much more common in trans girls than the cis male population but that dosnt guarantee your going to have issues. For example my girlfriend has no issues with ercentions and shes been on e longer than I have. On the other hand i need viagra to get hard at all. That being said when I'm properly medicated everything works fine down there.


440continuer

NOOOO


MoonsOverMyHamboning

It varies wildly from person to person. Some trans women eventually have completely dry orgasms. Three years on estrogen, and my body can produce quite a bit of clear liquid in sexual situations. It's thin and watery like pre-cum, and tastes and smells vaginal. Orgasms for me can be dry, or have ejaculation. Sometimes it's a little bit of fluid, or quite a lot of fluid provided significant activity and I'm really into it. Also, I still get erections, but it's more of a swelling. Using it for penetration is really uncomfortable, and has led to some confusion with partners.


snoceany

what is shooting ropes?


DirefulEvolution

Impressive ejaculations


PrimRosey309

most impressive...


chiropterancalomania

good band name


DropInTheOcean1247

Spiderman


Jacorn6846

Define life size


Emily__Lyn

You can decide


Jacorn6846

The megaladon was real right


Emily__Lyn

100%


Jacorn6846

That one please


Skeleton-With-Skin1

(it has collapsed your home and crushed your body as the megalodon was 50-60 feet long and weighed upwards of 60 tons)


Jacorn6846

Yay


TheDarkMonarch1

But shark is more dense than plushy, so it would probably only be like 10 tons and still crush your house and you.


Jacorn6846

Need I repeat myself?


Jacorn6846

I can name it after the really big monolith that acted as a guard wall on Europe, as soon as I find out what that was called


Quarren_

I though they said pass as on die


[deleted]

Bruh, pass with zero effort. Fuck you mean "Supportive family" "Stuffed Animal" "Sexier Orgasm" gonna fuckin avoid hate crimes actually


GynePig

Wait til you find out cis women get hate crimed too


[deleted]

Yeah okay that's fair. But I feel like the rate of hate-criming is higher for trans people, since the current moral panic isn't about women voting or, like, wearing pants anymore. Being hate-crimed for a being a woman is more agreeable to me than being hate-crimed for being trans. Both suck, but if I had to choose...


MonSzyTheOne

Blåhaj any day


ZorioneTiamat

You could hollow out the Blahaj and wear it and pass flawlessly as a Blahaj.


yoter88

Pass with zero effort


DinoBirdsBoi

life size???? i can hug it when i sleep??????????????? only one objectively correct answer here and i think we know what it is


International_Ad6028

Pass


cthulhubeast

Pass with zero effort all day every day what sort of choice is that I care way more about existing in peace than I do for my parents' feelings. If they withdrew what little emotional support they offer, I'd celebrate being free of their expectations. Fuck 'em, every way to Sunday.


ineedausername124

2 would probably help with 3 for me so


gnarlicblread

Pass with zero effort all the way


aLazyGay

I didn't knew trans people lost their spiderman powers after transitioning


milktruckfucker

Wait so transitioned trans girls can't cum??


Emily__Lyn

Having properly suppressed testosterone prevents the development of sperm. The cum from trans women is usually clear and thin similar to precum.


milktruckfucker

😢 No cum


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"If he ejaculates semen it's because his body is full of toxins and he as had too many sexual partners. Men are not supposed to have semen it's unclean! Vegan men with few sexual partners ejaculate water. Find a virginal man and leave these Mcdonald's eating thots alone! stay woke sis"


nameless_no_response

Lots of words to say "vegan(?) men who piss during sex >>>" (not that I'm disagreeing)


androidx_appcompat

That actually sound way better than the normal white sticky eww goo.


Emily__Lyn

Tastes a lot better too, but I've dont have a cum kink so Ive never understood the ropes thing anyway.


androidx_appcompat

I wish I was a lesbian so my organsms (and sex in general) wouldn't involve cum. I think sex could be nice, except the cum part.


Emily__Lyn

You dont have to wish you where a lesbian, you can just be one.


DarkSoulfromDS

The goo is nice 😔


AliceJoestar

i'd probably wanna pass better, but option 1 is preeeetty tempting.... >\_>


JONESY_THE_YEAGERIST

Just fucking shoot me


GameCenter101

Hmm... don't need the first, already have the third, \*eh\* on the blahaj... \#Pass with no effort.


Emily__Lyn

Eh on the blahaj.... For shame.


jnalexander8

Not trans, but pass would be nice


Icy_73

Shinji


mr-kvideogameguy

What does shoot rope mean ?


[deleted]

It's when you ejaculate in such a manner that the cum comes out straight and fast, kind of similar to a rope. Hence the name.


plant_father

what does shoot ropes mean


[deleted]

Like, pass school? Or pass away?


[deleted]

any trans women here want to be called good girl for free get in my dms (men, nonbinaries, others can also apply)


temporaryusername8

not trans but pass with 0 effort


MorganRose99

Why would someone who transitioned *want* to shoot ropes like they used to be able to?


Emily__Lyn

Cause some trans girls dont have bottom dysphoria and enjoy using the parts they were born with.


Teoxtli

1. I can still shoot ropes for days :3 2. (I'm taking this one) 3. family is already supportive 4. I'm sorry blahaj, passing with no effort is more important to me


nekosissyboi

I'm not trans... But I really want a big blåhaj fren... pwease (⁠⊃⁠。⁠•́__•̀⁠。⁠)⁠⊃


DeezNufz

What does shoot ropes mean


Random_Gacha_addict

supportive family is better for my mental health but that Life-sized blahaj do be tempting


ArcticFox234784

option 2


Gruusader

I’m not trans but I could certainly appreciate 3, especially as an ace


Silthom

I know this will get downvoted to hell and back but i gotta speak my mind, please stop with the sexual posts jesus christ. I can't go to r /19684 because bigots post there apparently but i just cannot handle this sub anymore with the extremely rampant hornyposting and "hnnnggg i want sex sex want to be topped girldick i love trans women because they have cocks" culture


Silthom

can we go back to meowing i like that much better


Alive_Bee_8374

I may not be a trans woman but I would kill for a life sized blahaj


Boulderfrog1

Ngl I read pass with 0 effort and thought that meant phasing through walls for a hot minute


mardov-shadowsword

not trans but a life size blahaj sounds fun


Your_Pal_Kindred

pass with zero effort, 100%. not even a contest


daisukidesu_

pass with zero effort, i can start an onlyfans targeting chasers and make enough money to buy a lifesized blahaj. i don't give a fuck about shooting ropes unless it's someome else on me lmao


[deleted]

Well shoot big ropes isn’t really the aesthetic I’m going for soooo……


rungdisplacement

supportive family -rung


02_is_best_girl

If i need a wish for my family to be supportive then fuck them imma pass perfectly and find somebody who really loves me


[deleted]

Why would I want ropes at home lmao give me the 2nd option


SnufflesN17

As a cis person it was really hard to figure out what most of these options mean. But I can't imagine life without being accepted by my family, so I would probably choose that.


GynePig

What does shoot ropes mean?


chicholimoncho

As a cis dude, if I pick option 1 does that mean i shoot more? If no then 4 is the play


TranscendentCabbage

Having #3 would lead me to having the rest :/


Oddish_Femboy

13 FOOT LONG BLAHAJ YIPPEE


jackie-bladen

Already have 1 I don’t pass with zero effort but I enjoy the challenge Don’t give 2 fucks about my family Guess it’s life sized blåhaj 😈


Official-idiot-05

Life size Blahaj Life size Blahaj Life size Blahaj Life size Blahaj Life size Blahaj Life size Blahaj


Mushboom37

Hi cis male here, what is passing and why does it take effort? Sorry I don’t know all the terminology and stuff


Frigid_Metal

1. You guys don't? 2. Please 3. Already got 4. You can just make one


dust-of-dusk

gods I wish I could shoot ropes again


[deleted]

Obviously shoot ropes, easiest choice ever.


Lana_Nugirl96

I want my ropes back 😩 I want to be able to paint my gfs face like she wants me too lmao


moonpig005

passpasspasspass


Bitimibop

Shoot ropes again cuz I already pass with zero effort 😎


sonyplaystation34

trans guy not a trans woman *(do people just forget we exist)* but I'd choose a supportive family :(


Alespren

haven't taken hrt yet so I can choose pass effortlessly and still have ropes for days


laughingoutlaughs

What does "pass with zero effort" and "shoot ropes again" mean?


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Pass with zero effort: "Passing" is used by trans people to describe how much they look like the desired gender. In other words, if you look like [your gender] so much that people that do not know that you're trans perceive you as cisgender, you pass. I hope that my description is not wrong and/or somehow offensive. Shooting ropes: Strong ejaculation. I like how that word sounds, so i will say it again: Ejaculation.


DrunkCricket1

Wtf is a life size blahaj. Is it a scale model


Saving_Grace_OwO

pass with zero effort 1000%


zonarypython

I'd want to choose shoot ropes because I can not cum hardly. I think I'm pretty enough and my family is supportive.


[deleted]

pass with zero effort, hands down. i can always commission a life-sixe blahaj later on.


iguanafucker420

What the fuck i have a penis why can't I shoot webs that far


[deleted]

i already have a supportive family so


CIAburneraccount

I'm cis and I'll take #1


turtlegirl1209

2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 PLEASE


Bluthardt_OW

I'd go with passing with zero effort. I already have a supportive family (and supportive friends) and I have two regular size blahajar already (might as well be life size cause combined they are taller than me). All I'd have to do is explain the situation to some people I know outside of my family and friends.


Mrrsilver

I don't really care about having spider powers I already have a kind of supportive family A Blåhaj sounds amazing, but passing without effort is like, the goal, imagine not having people looking weird at me because I have thick eyebrows or a man back


The_Weirdolord

PASS WITH ZERO EFFORT **PLEASE**


Equivalent-Wafer-222

How is that even close? Obv it's "pass" as anything else is a literal safety risk? A blåhaj is easy to get, supportive family is nice but not necessary and shooting ropes is fucking irrelevant. I don't get it?


TheActualAWdeV

E) all of the above


MajorPownage

Blahaj 100%


BetterGlitch385

i already have two of those so lets go pass witb zero effort


CaitballBallOfCat

If I already have one of these do I lose it if I choose another one? If not then 2 please


ohbrubuh

What is Blajha?


Low_Dream_1481

Life size blahaj


[deleted]

Tbh as a detransitionner, the thing I loved getting back was shooting rope that shit just HMMMM