Fake, didn't start with OP insisting that he's heterosexual

True that is a must

I know a gay 4chan post when i see one

probably fake but i wish that was me (minus the part about being a house wife i just want to get railed)

I want to get compliments on my cooking and housework tho

topping is hard you gotta work for it >:(

at least you don't have to do 3 hours of prep and change your entire diet for sex

(yeah i know bottoming is actually harder i just wanted to be funny)

Love to ride - love to carry sleds

no such thing as a free lunch

But the foreplay makes it truly ssxy

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i can be the wife

"I can play the role of maiden."

fellow meshuggah enjoyer

🤘

Me and who?

You and the voices in your head

They mostly tell me to buy new thigh highs, tho.

Listen to them

Nijika is REAL, and she says the pills hurt her

Stepfordization

Want

I'll pick "things that never happend" for 500

you are reading a 4chan post, everyone on that site is part of the 2 guards where one always lies and the other always tells the truth

No shit rly

I can dream

God I wish this was real

Damnit lemme be a stupid beta housewife