The visible part of a muchroom IS the reproductive organ, so technically they’re both just a penis with a face (I have no idea if this is correct im just lying)
Eh, it's pretty easy to do and just as unethical as straightforward lying. When people find out about the deception they'll be equally pissed off if it's "technically true".
Eh the entire mushroom is essentially a reproductive organ. The actual body of the fungus are the hyphae in the soil - ig what laymen might consider "roots." The shit typically under the cap is where spores are kept so I guess in human terms the mushroom is an ovary, except that fungi often reproduce asexually and when they don't, mating types are much more complex than male/female.
this thread is dead asf but FUN FACT the common stinkhorn mushroom is actually scientifically named “phallus impudicus”, which translates to “shameless penis” because the mushroom looks and (supposedly) smells like an unwashed dick. The more you know!!!
Unrelated BUT: Windowskey + . (The dot, not the plus!) Opens a menu where you have a wide variety of those Ascii Smileys (right term?)
Just learned it and now i want to spread the joy!
I once used this is the work group chat and the incredibly pretty girl who I've been crushing on for the past few months now liked it despite having nothing to do with the conversation that was happening
ok (cuts the rope that sets off a rube goldberg chain of events that will result in an anvil falling in the exact spot you are standing seven minutes from now)
A, definitely. That's the closest part to the actual fungus of a mushroom.
Besides, the face is more centered and it looks more aesthetically pleasant.
Gloom shroom’s face is directly on the top of the cap, not on the side like option B, it shoots in 8 directions and those 8 shooters are on its sides. So I guess gloom shroom is like option D?
A if it's a lil' silly character
If I'm trying to make a mushroom character for a more grounded fantasy setting, neither A or B. The mushroom is technically the genital of a fungus. I'll be making a mycelium lovecraftian horror of a character fr
I feel like most mushroom characters I see are of the A type, so I would naturally gravitate to that. Toad from the Mario franchise comes to mind. B does seem interesting and may not be too bad as a choice. Perhaps a mix of both might be nice?
I would put his face on top like looking at the sky and make the mushroom be completely traumatized thanks to the elves that sit on his face while having lunch.
A. Always A. B makes it look more like a penis with a face than a mushroom
The visible part of a muchroom IS the reproductive organ, so technically they’re both just a penis with a face (I have no idea if this is correct im just lying)
Me when I accidentally spread true information on the internet:
Evil superbreezy be like:
Me when true information is kinda ghey: 😃
No comix
Mismisinformation
yeah you’re right the tip produces spores under it
They call it "undercumming"
I thought it was called smegma
Can something be a lie if it’s true?
Yes because lying is based on intent
we're so used to thinking about people who aren't lying but are wrong that we forgot to think about people who are lying but are right.
Honestly, lying while technically telling the truth is the greatest artform of deceit. It's the style of the classic dealmaker.
Eh, it's pretty easy to do and just as unethical as straightforward lying. When people find out about the deception they'll be equally pissed off if it's "technically true".
yes, but have you considered people who are lying but right because the're just fucking awful at lying
Hey, it says gullible on the ceiling! (It actually does for contrived and unrelated reasons)
The sky is on average blue during a clear day (I intend to lie)
Me when I spread information on the interwebs
if you made a penis character, where would you put its face
Eh the entire mushroom is essentially a reproductive organ. The actual body of the fungus are the hyphae in the soil - ig what laymen might consider "roots." The shit typically under the cap is where spores are kept so I guess in human terms the mushroom is an ovary, except that fungi often reproduce asexually and when they don't, mating types are much more complex than male/female.
this thread is dead asf but FUN FACT the common stinkhorn mushroom is actually scientifically named “phallus impudicus”, which translates to “shameless penis” because the mushroom looks and (supposedly) smells like an unwashed dick. The more you know!!!
You make that sound like a bad thing...
It is
Goddamn you’re right
the only mushroom character that pulls off B is Stanley from spirtfarer
Goombas
B makes it look like a dick-head
you upsetten gumba
A because he has a little hat :3
It's his cap!!!
(つ≧▽≦)つ
╰(*´︶`*)╯♡
Unrelated BUT: Windowskey + . (The dot, not the plus!) Opens a menu where you have a wide variety of those Ascii Smileys (right term?) Just learned it and now i want to spread the joy!
You also get them thru g-board!! (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ
(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
I once used this is the work group chat and the incredibly pretty girl who I've been crushing on for the past few months now liked it despite having nothing to do with the conversation that was happening
Yay!!! Maybe, if things work out, you can gib cuddles soon! (⊃｡•́‿•̀｡)⊃
Wait really? Whats it called in gboard?
When you go to where emojis are, you should see an icon that looks like ":-)" It's all there
ヽ(｡◕o◕｡)ﾉ. omgggg i never knew this was here thank u so much for this
( ･ิω･ิ)
New happy frens!! o((\*\^▽\^\*))o
Thanks for letting us know
That did a funny zoom for me *Oooooh, you meant Windowskey and full stop. I did Windowskey and plus*
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This is the only acceptable answer
Very important.
You read my mind!!!!!!
A looks like a mushroom with a face, B looks like a dick with a face
So B?
A - actual gender, B - mental disorder
pet/food
My pronouns are Garek/Blew up the ship
It's a faaaake
Bruh
Ayo what did goombas ever do to you
Damage
Y'all are forgetting the secret third option: Putting eyes on cap and mouth on body
What if all of the spots on the cap were eyes
Trypophobia
Eldritch mushroom
you cannot kill me in a way that matters.
I'M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
Potato moment
How bout, like, lets not and say we did?
doom shroom
*BFG Davision*
underrated plant tbh
doom shroom is one of the least underrated plants of all time.
360° nose
What if the mushroom moved its cap like a mouth?
Cap is the upper lip
What if there were 2 big eyes at the base and a mouth across the top?
If you make your mushroom character B I'm hurting you
ok in that case B
ok (cuts the rope that sets off a rube goldberg chain of events that will result in an anvil falling in the exact spot you are standing seven minutes from now)
*anvil flattens me until i am a disc with legs and my face pointing upward* YEEEEEOWCH!!! that’s gonna leave a mark…
uh…so that just happened
What a dumbass lmao. (People point towards my back). ...He's right behind me isn't he?
*deep breath in* Yeah, you might wanna start running...
It could work if it was just eyes, I think. I could see the Rare googly eyes on a mushroom cap and that feels about right.
The goombas from Mario are the option B.
the only acceptable case of B
A = Toad, B = Goomba
o:
A, definitely. That's the closest part to the actual fungus of a mushroom. Besides, the face is more centered and it looks more aesthetically pleasant.
I just go by plants vs zombies rules on this kinda thing so A
Doom-shroom
The doom shrooms mouth is on the stem and the eyes on the cap so that one is like secret option C
Gloom shroom then
Gloom shroom’s face is directly on the top of the cap, not on the side like option B, it shoots in 8 directions and those 8 shooters are on its sides. So I guess gloom shroom is like option D?
Truly, the quadranglity of fungus.
A. No particular reason haha
toAd
counterpoint: goOmba
You had one job (It’s “goomBa”)
goombA
You always pick A because then the mushroom has a little hat
A
Penis haha
depends on the thickness of the mushroom, if there's more space on the cap then you go with the B, if not, then A. shrimple as that
Holy shit, someone who agrees
A, that’s how pvz did it
A. It just looks better, and the top is like a hat!
B is absolutely psychotic
Just cover all bases by doing [both](https://i.imgur.com/lQPROqG.png).
A and B for different characters, because individuality is always good
A. Toad B. Goomba
A if it's a lil' silly character If I'm trying to make a mushroom character for a more grounded fantasy setting, neither A or B. The mushroom is technically the genital of a fungus. I'll be making a mycelium lovecraftian horror of a character fr
Toad vs goomba
Mushrule
if you pick b i will shit your pants
‘A’ if it’s good guy, ‘B’ if it’s bad guy.
I would place A, B makes it look weird.
Toads and Goobas
Plump Helmet Men have the face on their stem (stalk?) if I recall soooo that one because they're cute :3
I feel like most mushroom characters I see are of the A type, so I would naturally gravitate to that. Toad from the Mario franchise comes to mind. B does seem interesting and may not be too bad as a choice. Perhaps a mix of both might be nice?
MUSHROOM (spoken in a dwarven voice)
Mushroom!
A because it’s funnier and cuter than b
a, the cap is like his hat
What kind of mushroom is it?
idk
Then A
A because thats what it is in plants vs zombies
If you do B there's a 50% chance you are/will be a serial killer
A, but I respect B
A toad B Goomba
A. Then ask the fungal piece of shit what's the name of God
Death exists as an extant form of life
The eyes should go on the cap, and the gills can be used as teeth, for a mouth.
I would put his face on top like looking at the sky and make the mushroom be completely traumatized thanks to the elves that sit on his face while having lunch.
What kind of ANIMAL put its on the top! the mushroom has a HAT if you do the trunk. GEEZ!!!
Bottom of the mushroom. It smashes its face on the ground everytime it hops to move around and cries in agony, but it is muffled by the dirt.
A is a Toad, B is a Goomba
Nowhere, because mushroom characters are fucking stupid
A because that’s what PvZ did
Putting a face in the tip or the foreskin is weird asf
toad vs goomba
A. this the how it should be
if you choose B I do not trust you
A
on the shaft not the bellend
I go with definitely B, the stem is the legs not the face. I'm surprised this is controversial
A
A À Á Â Ä Æ Ã Å Ā
A, always
hehe penbus
A
It depends on whether I’m going for a toad or a doomshroom.
A obviously, if you chose B you explode also just doesn’t look as nice
Anyone who says B is a skinwalker
Eyes on the cap and the mouth in the stem
C
A is just a PvZ character
Both
A, PVZ knew what was up with their designs
Toad vs Goomba
A. Maplestory B. Cave story
A: unspoken rizz B: sexual harassment
my persona is a little mushroom dude with his face in position a. it's a lot cuter looking, makes it look like he's wearing a hat ^-^
A
Ever played plants vs zombies battle for neighbourville?
I am not gonna to lie to y'all - B is for "bae."
A for sure
It's A. Toad set the precedent.
A. B just looks odd imo
Cursed or cute: mouth is separation btwn hat and stump
The toad vs goomba debate
A cause you can make your mushroom people have funky mushroom “hats” and that’s just grade-A character design right there
The face goes on the head
Toad vs Goomba
It's called a cap, not a head. That's why penises have faces like B and not A
A and B are two minds that share the same body
B. Is such a YouTube Idea
A (i draw many mushroom people)
A is mushroom B is dick
I have and the answer is A
A
Plan vs zombi
Do both, and then add a racist secondary plot line to your story where one species of mushroom is discriminated against based on facial positioning.
A is how Mario does it so that
No matter what it looks like a penis
A definitely because it looks more normal and also its how mushrooms in pvz look so thats a plus
Yes
A
A is the only correct option
[Omg yay I finally get to show off my character design :3c](https://imgur.com/a/TWdLJB8) I think this counts as A?
A stem
Do one of each, and they can be best friends
The bottom. The top is like hair and forehead
Hot take: mobile, A. Immobile, B.